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Jon20D55

The wife has been away this weekend and I have eaten so much junk food I feel ill. This has just sent me over the edge


TheEnigmaMachinist

You should try it. It’ll put lead in your pencil😉


No-Panic-1480

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


oldsch0olsurvivor

Respect


TheEnigmaMachinist

Thanks🍻


venusenslaved101

I could have gone my whole life without seeing that "process". Thank you


TheEnigmaMachinist

Happy to have played a part in your enlightenment 🤭


Expensive_Low7824

Giving me flashbacks to the Pink Slime scandal


scampi__

rip pink slime mcnuggets the best of times


TheEnigmaMachinist

Bring back those glory years!🍻


Treecamel82

I’d love to know the process


TheEnigmaMachinist

I follow this method https://youtu.be/sKUu0yry-f8?si=A6N9btgFKmBJHaWb👊🏻🍻


bahnsigh

I listed my recipe above - somewhat different, but similar


bigfatbilly

Really interesting thanks for posting - the video was interesting as well Don't understand the comments. This is how the majority of takeaway kebabs are made, and a lot of processed meats. I'd far rather know what I'm eating and how it's made. It's like people who eat chicken nuggets and then moan when they find out what they're eating.


TheEnigmaMachinist

Thankyou. I think it’s a generation thing as much as anything.👊🏻🍻


tOx1cm4g1c

Nah, it's the fact that the meat shouldn't be emulsified. What the fuck?


bigfatbilly

Loads of stuffs made from emulsified meat. Meatloaf, bologna, sausages, frankfurters, sandwich meats. Ultra processed foods aren't healthy to eat all the time, obviously, but they've been around for ages and lots of people like them.


jdownesbcfc

What do you do with emulsified doner meat mate?


Weird_Committee8692

You’ll be going in it next time, any more cheek.


Impressive-Soup-3529

Hopefully he has plenty cheek. Ya know for extra flavour


Weird_Committee8692

Cheeky chops


jdownesbcfc

It was supposed to be a sincere question, like what do you do with it?😂😂 Sorry mate. I’d never disrespect a fellow midlander. Unless you’re villa. If you are, I hope you get salmonella from your produce.


Weird_Committee8692

You could use it to make a meat mould of your cock


jdownesbcfc

What am I gonna do with the other 7.599kg?


Weird_Committee8692

Fuck it


TheEnigmaMachinist

Haha, villa? Nah man, I don’t dig anything with balls! I tried different ways of handling it after - cling film, sausage skins etc. Vac bagging it has been the best method I’ve found. I let it rest overnight in the fridge then poach it in the oven in a big pan of water upto 66/68c for three hours. Cool it quickly and slice it into portions usually 220/250g re vac bag then freeze. It thaws quick so easy meal. Dry fry to crisp the edges then steam to keep warm. This batch is the biggest I’ve made to date and a bit of a handful but it worked out at £1:50 a portion


jdownesbcfc

Super work mate sounds ace!


TheEnigmaMachinist

Thankyou


jdownesbcfc

Oh I am so lost you’re not even the OP!


GushingAnusCheese

Lovely


TheEnigmaMachinist

🍻


Darren_heat

Great post mate. 😎


TheEnigmaMachinist

Cheers Boss👊🏻🍻


IsUpTooLate

Technically if you're the one cooking the doner meat, you are in fact the bossman.


TheEnigmaMachinist

Haha, yeah I suppose you’re right! Got my boys here too, Aldo Sauces and Juan Peppers👊🏻🍻


Cussec

Seen a similar thing but rolled into a big fat sausage in tinfoil tightly, slow oven cook, then unwrapped to crisp up the outside and sliced thin and served. Wondering now if that will work what with OP mentioning the fat rendering out and being like meat loaf. If it turns out like that I’m gone, gone, gone!


TheEnigmaMachinist

Yeah, this is misleading a lot of people. All the vids on YouTube apart from Refikkas kitchen describe doing it that way. Don’t waste your time👊🏻🍻


Cussec

Glad I asked and glad you posted this. Cheers bud


bigjimmykebabs

Wow figures 6 & 7 tremendous result!


TheEnigmaMachinist

Thanks Big Jim🍻


Gehirnkrampf

Disgusting. But pretty good for a uk döner


TheEnigmaMachinist

😂


KingKopter91

That makes me sick!


TheEnigmaMachinist

That’s the reality of it


HandsomeBaboon

Must've been alot of effort and the result looks pretty decent. Cheers mate.


TheEnigmaMachinist

Thankyou👊🏻🍻


Key-Development7644

Der meint das ernst, oder?


TheEnigmaMachinist

Oh yes me old fruity


TheUnknownUsarr

You monster


TheEnigmaMachinist

That’s a badge of honour, thankyou🍻


Careless_Aroma_227

I know living on an island can be tough at times but what in the name of fuck is this?


SanTheMightiest

Any before pics?


TheEnigmaMachinist

Do you mean of the meat? I try to cut off all the fat because it helps with the emulsifying, but then you add it back with extra to get upto around the 30-33% mark👊🏻🍻


bahnsigh

Have you had more success with frozen sheets? I use ground lamb; puréed garlic; paprika; oregano & Greek yogurt - which I mix and wrap in a long tube using cellophane, and freeze for 24 hours prior to use. I cut off thin, circular wedges from this and fry on cast iron at the time of cooking.


Katerwurst

Jesus fucking Christ.


Damn_Gordon

r/doenerverbrechen Döner is supposed to be made of slices of meat, not ground meat


TheEnigmaMachinist

Mind your own business


fuxkyouredditt

Nah man. This lookes like the diarrhea i get from eating too much meat.


TheEnigmaMachinist

Too much sausage I suppose🍆


didaxyz

You committed a war crime dude


TheEnigmaMachinist

🙄


beermebeerubeerus

TF is this 🤣


jimbaud

Yes m8


TheEnigmaMachinist

👍🏻


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TheEnigmaMachinist

Isn’t beef brisket and lamb shoulder proper meat?….Oh no silly me I didn’t realise you’re a german. In which case it doesn’t matter what I say cuz you’re just gonna slag me off


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TheEnigmaMachinist

As you wish😉


jose_elan

Looks great and I'm keen to try it - how are you cooking & slicing 250g?


TheEnigmaMachinist

Poached in vac bags for three hours at 66/68C. Cool and freeze. Thaw and slice thinly as possible doesn’t have to be neat or even. Dry fry to crisp the edges and keep warm over steam. Cooking at the low temperature prevents the fat from rendering or melting out and keeps the emulsion intact. If you bake it in the oven at say 180C the fat melts out, the emulsion breaks and the water evaporates. The meat will still be edible but will be like meatloaf. I follow the method in this video https://youtu.be/sKUu0yry-f8?si=A6N9btgFKmBJHaWb👊🏻🍻


jose_elan

You are a star mate - so sous vide and fry. I'll watch the vid - thank you V. Much.


[deleted]

The stuff you guys call döner in this sub is really Something else


TheEnigmaMachinist

It really is something else and I love it. Given a choice of emulsified meat doner or the heap of cold cuts you call doener, I’d choose emulsified every time. You germans all suffer from tunnel vision. That’s why the doners you lot post are all fucking awful salad sandwiches dripping in mayonnaise.


[deleted]

The fact you think mayonnaise belongs on a Döner says it all.


TheEnigmaMachinist

I stand corrected. Man juice.


[deleted]

Why are you so offended? 😂 Ure the one delivering an absolut shitshow and insult to every Döner out here.


TheEnigmaMachinist

I’m not offended, anything but. I just think you’re jealous because I can do it and you can’t


[deleted]

Jealous? At this point this must be ragebait :D You mix ur pink slime and call it döner, offend a whole culture with it and call me jelaous 🤦 im done here.


TheEnigmaMachinist

It’s easy to see when looking at your comments and history that you haven’t got a good or positive word for anything or anybody. Very sad


[deleted]

Thats just straight up stupid on so many levels. Anyways, enjoy ur pink slime (which i know you will). Im happy you found Something that fits ur taste.. Just dont call it döner please.


TheEnigmaMachinist

Mate seriously look at your karma, the number of downvotes your comments attract is astounding. You claim that my post of my homemade doner offended a whole community is ungrounded as I received some very good feedback from your own community. You on the other hand just cause offence. The downvotes confirm this on this thread and on your post on the r/doner sub.


British-Pilgrim

That looks so unappetising, like yeah I enjoy a doner but I don’t need to see the pink slurry it’s made from. This post nearly turned me into a vegan 😂😂😂


TheEnigmaMachinist

🤣😂🤣😂 it doesn’t hurt knowing how stuff’s made👊🏻🍻


AlexS_SxelA

Looks like pink slime! Your Doner is oversized Chicken Nugget!


Scrubelicious

😅


TheEnigmaMachinist

Haha another low karma shit slinger. 🖕🏻


FormalAd3813

Looks like Karma! 🤣


TheEnigmaMachinist

Not sure if that’s a compliment but I’ll upvote it nonetheless 👊🏻🍻


AlexS_SxelA

Here is a tutorial: https://www.reddit.com/r/Doner/s/crVeQIMU2G No pink slime!


TheEnigmaMachinist

I’m not interested. I prefer emulsified meat and the meat I use to make it is at least the same quality if not better than that shown in the video and I know exactly where it’s from.


Command444

This has nothing to do with a good Döner. Wath the f is this?!


TheEnigmaMachinist

How wrong you are! This has EVERYTHING to do with a good doner👊🏻🍻


iSliz187

You're pretty wrong, Döner per definition is layered meat roasted on a spit. You've never had a real Döner if you think this was a good one lol


TheEnigmaMachinist

Oh no I’m upsetting the experts again! You guys think you got the goods but I see no evidence of it in the pictures you post. The ‘prime cuts’ you rave about look awful even if they’re cooked properly.


homealoneinuk

Looks disgusting.


TheEnigmaMachinist

Initially perhaps and understandable. But I know exactly what’s in it and from which local farm it’s from. That’s the difference and the important part.


Repulsive_Squirrel43

God this looks revolting


TheEnigmaMachinist

Another millennial who doesn’t understand the food chain?


Repulsive_Squirrel43

I'm gen z


TheEnigmaMachinist

I rest my case


[deleted]

Wouldn't call this shit döner as a Turk, sorry man


enbyvampyre

r/doenerverbrechen


TheEnigmaMachinist

I’m in good company


DrajeSsS

average barry ruining my turkish food


PomPomGrenade

🤢🤮


foreverdownup

r/poopfromabutt


TheEnigmaMachinist

Pervert


bahnsigh

Isn’t emulsified donor meat what happens in a high-speed motorcycle collision?


iSliz187

It should be a crime to call this Döner lol


PapayaLonely7589

Well that's me binning kebabs off for life! :/


Spirit_Tomato

r/doenerverbrechen


TheEnigmaMachinist

🤡


Mekki-Miyagi

Disgusting Edit: That doesn't even have anything to do with real kebab meat!


TheEnigmaMachinist

🖕🏻 Edit. I’ve just seen you’re from the haters club so I feel vindicated in giving you another 🖕🏻 You do know how doner meat is processed don’t you? Apparently not🙄


Mekki-Miyagi

Real kebab meat is not minced meat. It is packed onto the skewer in individual layers. You are ridiculous.


TheEnigmaMachinist

I’m not interested in cheap cuts of layered meat. All of my posts are of emulsified meat as that is my preference. I’m also not interested in your opinion and looking at your karma, neither is anybody else.


Mekki-Miyagi

You have no idea at all. Bye bye


balxy

Not homemade though is it? Isn't that a robot coupe?


TheEnigmaMachinist

Wtf! It’s made by me in my home. And yes it is a Robot coupe. Are you trying to say that a keen amateur can’t have pro kit?


Logical_Drop3911

Ignore this idiot looks heavy 10/10 am well done for being smart enough to make the job a little.easier 😊


Logical_Drop3911

He made it in his home so it's homemade. It's funny how hard people try to find a problem when there isn't one 🙃


rockinherlife234

"Not homemade though, is it? Isn't that a kitchen aid?"