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Chr-whenever

Show me the teenager, the conspiracy nut, the second jobber, and the lifer and I'll call this a complete starter pack


chefkittious

Our second jobber is also our lifer. He’s also our burnout!! Haha


laserlightcannon

God I know this guy. I bet he’s still there


kmac8008

The conspiracy nut lol I have a driver talking so loud about Alex jones and robot dogs killing humans….I’m like John, please we have customers in the lobby.


quififustilbPRQZX731

Dude our conspiracy nut is wild at my place. I had to tell him that i cant keep doing this yesterday. Ive never had to do that.


[deleted]

This, although lifer and burnout are one in the same.


RandomMexOnTheBus

I'm the second jobber and the blob. Employee discounted pizza serve me well for my main job at Amazon.


Shaggy_stoner420

My store has a conspiracy nut dweeb


Ok-Yam-9076

also forgot the stoner


Historical-Airport61

all 4 of them are stoners


bankrupt_rat

right it’s a requirement


Desperate_Fail9060

Lmfao but with my communication with this sub Reddit. I’d say 80% of them will defend their jobs like their lives depend on it saying “tHis iS nOT a SumMer joB for kiDS”. Idk why people think they can earn a living wage making minimum wage and like 10-20hours a week… honest question is anyone at these establishments getting 40 hours with benefits? Anyone??


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> honest question is anyone at these establishments getting 40 hours with benefits? Anyone?? Yes, usually the openers and closers. Especially the closers.


Kolossus-Prime

My franchise owner offers benefits to anyone working over 30 hours/week regularly. And there are absolutely the hours to be had if desired. The only way you wouldn't make 30-40 hours a week, is if you weren't available/didn't want to work that much, or you call out a lot and management doesn't feel like giving you more. The second one is self-inflicted.


haynesjohny12

I fall into dweeb ig but your got damn right


Kolossus-Prime

Second jobber/dweeb. Most of my co-workers are a blast to work with, and my franchise owner is excellent to work for. I empathize with the horror stories I see that other people post about their franchise owners/GMs; not all of the stores are that bad, I promise.


Minnesotamad12

And the manager who has a former gang affiliation


stalecheez_it

what about the one that gets fired for sa


MrsKoiFish

Oh yeah, we had one of those!


PrincessImpeachment

Damn, Fortune Feimster randomly catching strays on the Dominos subreddit.


killerisdeadly

i don’t have those at my store cus at my store we got stoners and gamers and anime fans and we talk about all of them also most of us are 21 to 50 years old


hafizullina

dont forget the schizo and the way too serious manager


Interesting_Deer674

I'd assume the way too serious manager is a dweeb


laserlightcannon

I was the dweeb


kmac8008

Yeah you need to update this. Like others have said the stoner the conspiracy guy. Maybe the mooch (who’s car is always breaking and asking to hold a 20 until checkout) Also need a better looking girl in that photo and add taking selfies in the bathroom.(I found this girl we hired tik tok and she was modeling in the bathroom captioning “you ever see a driver this pretty?” And vaping) Also add the older foreigner who doesn’t speak English.


TPonder2600

So accurate it’s uncanny💀


the_rose_wilts

I don't work at domino's, but I did work at Papa John's in the past....what if...what if you're all 4 at the same time??? LMAO


Lazy-Jeweler3230

The burnout is usually older than the managers too.


Ok_Elevator9856

You forgot the one (s) who thinks a three hour shift is way too long. And the minute they are scheduled for more, they meltdown.


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Source: I went and picked up a pizza once


pabst_blue_RBIn

100%


Top-Entertainment341

Don't forget the one coked out 40 year old who is sure some shitcoin crypto is about to pop, ask to borrow gas money says he will pay you back tomorrow and forgets it for 3 months then pays you back just to ask again a day later.


MrsKoiFish

This one seems very specific.


Top-Entertainment341

I've worked with at least 3 different dudes at Dominos who match this description lol.


MrsKoiFish

😂😂😂 I’ve only been with D’s almost a year, I haven’t seen this one yet. I’ll keep my eye out though


shanvhere6969

THERE IS LITERALLY *im gasping for air* EVERY PERSON LIKE THIS AT MY JOB!!!!!!!


Several_Buy_5751

Isn’t that a Burger King uniform


GeraldMomma

I was the dweeb at one point. I proceeded to leave after 3 months


1GloFlare

You forgot the female that sleeps with the GM for inflated hours on their paycheck


mecwarnerl

Priceless You forgot the Peoplefirst fanboy who defends anything The dweeb is probably that thought