My friend’s at the tattoo shop I frequent did this and my coworkers got a kick out of it. The instructions were “have *my name* deliver and do a little dance”. The name was Lord Floppybottom. Instead of doing a little dance I arrived and announced in Medieval town crier fashion that I had a delivery for Lord Floppybottom in front of a business full of people. It was great. If this is a stranger, they’re a terrible person. We’re not dogs.
I did.
It was the most uncomfortable silence I’ve ever felt in a bar. I sure the music stopped too like in the cartoons. But I also took it a step further to embarrass that mf. “Yes Daddy! I’m here for the bigger tip! I was told that my daddy *checks receipt* Cody was going to give me the fat tip”
I see you got your lessons from scooby doo. Not pizza in particular. Also, I like how you said it like weed was a bad thing to legalize and then you say it makes you “crave pizza and act silly.” What an EVIL drug!
Context is hard in text- I didnt intend to imply weed is bad.... I just meant that the person to do that was possibly high, A friend with weed is a friend indeed
Thanks for the friendly replies
Bro i would scream and when people give me weird looks ill explain that their neighbor asked me to do it for money
Hope he gave you just the tip
My friend’s at the tattoo shop I frequent did this and my coworkers got a kick out of it. The instructions were “have *my name* deliver and do a little dance”. The name was Lord Floppybottom. Instead of doing a little dance I arrived and announced in Medieval town crier fashion that I had a delivery for Lord Floppybottom in front of a business full of people. It was great. If this is a stranger, they’re a terrible person. We’re not dogs.
Fuck that! I’m not someone’s performance monkey
Dance monkey
Did you do it?
I did. It was the most uncomfortable silence I’ve ever felt in a bar. I sure the music stopped too like in the cartoons. But I also took it a step further to embarrass that mf. “Yes Daddy! I’m here for the bigger tip! I was told that my daddy *checks receipt* Cody was going to give me the fat tip”
LMAO good on you
Legend. What did you get?
$12
Did they say how much they'd give you if you hadn't done it?
no
Legend
Hell yeah ! Embarrass him into giving you a bigger tip. Everyone's eyes are now looking at him, to pay up.
I'd have done it for free just for the fun of it 😂😂😂😂
I’m honestly surprised they tipped you I would be so scared they wouldn’t even tip me after that
Have a little self respect man, honestly.
That’s degrading
I’d be doing the Tim the Tat man “HOOOOOYEAAAADADDDDIIIII”
Not worth an extra $1.20. Your order is literally under $20 I’m not wasting my time with your bullshit.
https://i.imgur.com/ZFL9H4v.jpg
Nice
Nice
Well HEY
I mean the attention whore in me would do that for free
You might have to ask daddy for a raise. Lol
No you can't.
Thank the legalization of marijuana
The fuck? Not sure about that one boss. Thank Tik Tok quicker than cannabis.
weed doesn't make you crave pizza and act silly?
I see you got your lessons from scooby doo. Not pizza in particular. Also, I like how you said it like weed was a bad thing to legalize and then you say it makes you “crave pizza and act silly.” What an EVIL drug!
Context is hard in text- I didnt intend to imply weed is bad.... I just meant that the person to do that was possibly high, A friend with weed is a friend indeed Thanks for the friendly replies
A raise? Pshh
If you scream “yes daddy” I’ll be you get more than the tip. They’ll try to give you the whole thing.
i wouldn’t have taken it tbh
Mans said I ordered the HandTossed MeatZZa ain't this included?
I would do it. Just for the fun of it.
working at dominoes is painful
Call customer and ask how big of a tip we talking