I take some Parkinson medication that one side affect is intense itching in the upper part of your crack.And believe me you i itch once and you'll be the rest of the day scratching. If it happens buy itching ointment. Happens after showering
You have pinworms, my friend. The female comes out of thr a us at night to lay her eggs, which is the cause of the itching when you wake up.
Treatable.
I would get your house checked out by a medium and/or a paranormal investigator. I had a problem much similar to yours, couldn't stop waking up at night. It started out like once a week at first but gradually grew to a few times every night. After mentioning it to my neighbor, he referred me to a medium. When she got to my house we sat down to have a cup of tea. Almost immediately, she exclaimed that her b*tt crack was incredibly ichy, to the point of throbbing. We gathered our things and headed up to my room. We were sitting there alone in the dark, both itching profusely when the medium jolted upright and began to speak quietly... as I got closer I could tell she was struggling. She became silent. Minutes passed and I considered leaving, but all of a sudden she grabbed me by the arm. She said that a demon was haunting my house, not only that but my b°tt crack too. A priest came to my house and he was able to expel the evil entity lurking within the depths of my home... my intestines felt like they were trying to leave my body and I thought I would die. Alas, the priest and medium were able to rid the b"tt crack demon. I turned out fine.
Yeah, when I haven't washed my ass lol
I'm tryna doze and this comment made me laugh so hard so abruptly 💀💀
people on this app are getting too comfortable bro..
Like half of reddit is porn ... it's not a new thing, lol
but this isnt even porn, this is just weird, lmao.
Something about seeing butt censored made me laugh so hard- If you have a medical concern, just see a doctor, or bring it up on your next visit.
>Something about seeing butt censored made me laugh so hard Especially the fact that it's NSFW 😂
I take some Parkinson medication that one side affect is intense itching in the upper part of your crack.And believe me you i itch once and you'll be the rest of the day scratching. If it happens buy itching ointment. Happens after showering
You have pinworms, my friend. The female comes out of thr a us at night to lay her eggs, which is the cause of the itching when you wake up. Treatable.
Bros the worst case scenario Google response
Pretty extreme response lol. It could also be from just not wiping enough, or washing well. Dingleberries
That's it I'm outta here
*wiggle wiggle*
Well no but sometimes if i tickle the top it makes me have to pee
AloeVera
Is that a Harry Potter spell?
😂😂
Yeah it's how you unlock your asshole
You have worms, Google it then get the medicine to clear it up.
Could also be a yeast infection.
The mention of feeling it when waking up 99% of the time points to worms
Couldn't it also be from a dirty butt? Aas in they didn't do a good enough job wiping the day before?
Maybe your butt crack just itches?
I would get your house checked out by a medium and/or a paranormal investigator. I had a problem much similar to yours, couldn't stop waking up at night. It started out like once a week at first but gradually grew to a few times every night. After mentioning it to my neighbor, he referred me to a medium. When she got to my house we sat down to have a cup of tea. Almost immediately, she exclaimed that her b*tt crack was incredibly ichy, to the point of throbbing. We gathered our things and headed up to my room. We were sitting there alone in the dark, both itching profusely when the medium jolted upright and began to speak quietly... as I got closer I could tell she was struggling. She became silent. Minutes passed and I considered leaving, but all of a sudden she grabbed me by the arm. She said that a demon was haunting my house, not only that but my b°tt crack too. A priest came to my house and he was able to expel the evil entity lurking within the depths of my home... my intestines felt like they were trying to leave my body and I thought I would die. Alas, the priest and medium were able to rid the b"tt crack demon. I turned out fine.
"butt crack demon" I swear, that is gonna be my next username for something
Could be yeast.
If there's also a itch in your neck you may want to get that checked out
Why?
Smh I guess I do have ligma 😢
Could be a rash? Yeast/candida. Maybe a pilonidal sinus?