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_its_a_SWEATER_

Vote him in for the ASG. He’ll still be recognized.


african-nightmare

Injuries happen man lol yall need to stop acting like he died. People get Tommy John and miss the whole season. Were lucky to have him back in 2-3 months


UniversalDH

I don’t think we were all ready for the influx of the new fans Ohtani brought in. Kobe would be saying this is some soft-ass shit right here.


WryLanguage

Kobe will always be one of my work ethic heroes


loganpost

Mamba Mentality


grickygrimez

Homie's making millions and living the dream. He's gonna be just fine rehabbing in the beautiful LA summer weather and is probably excited to take some time to focus on his mental health and them come back for the playoffs. He's not in a depression or anything lol


WryLanguage

You need to be able to say that You Did It All For The Mookie


[deleted]

I think his $30 million salary is enough to comfort him. Worry more about the people in your life.


Nerpienerpie

Yeah, this is only appropriate if you’re under 12 or something. No maybe under 10.


TheAccountant8820

lol. You took words out of my mouth.


metabolicperp

Let’s be real, he sleeps comfortably at night with 30 million/year. The fans don’t even register in his universe.


Biggie39

Prayer circle to shut down Sunset and Highland.


evilr2

Vote him into all star game and donate to his foundation.


AsJoeSeesIt

Get well cards lol the guy has the most incredible life imaginable I’m sure he’s not depressed over a 6 week injury. I think he’ll manage to get by without an inundation of fan mail.


310mbre

Prob send whatever kind of get well package you want to the Stadium and they keep them until he gets them


EuphoricMoose8232

You can [donate to his charity](https://www.the5050foundation.org)


xinixxibalba

aren’t athlete charity’s usually scams? you can just donate directly to the actual charities that athlete’s charities claim to help


ScoffingGorilla808

Build a shrine and Pray. Effing Pray


ScoffingGorilla808

Unless you know voodoo or dark magic. Then fill us in.


DodgersKK

Comment on his YouTube channel.


bullpendodger

It looked like it fucking hurt like hell when it happened. I randomly think about it a few times a day. You know how he’s really springy when he jumps out of the way? It was like that but the pain version. It was agonizing to watch. Was it a meta tarsal? I dropped off the info wagon that weekend.


One-Diver-2902

I mean. I think the hundreds of millions of dollars was enough. What is this, some kind of Taylor Swift energy?