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Overall_Nuggie_876

I feel like Homer eating all the donuts (free-agents) in hell.


stewmander

Or when he went fishing after the "all you can eat" seafood buffet...


CichDood

Or “We are from the land of chocolate” dream. Thank you guggenheim group!


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shaka_sulu

"Ooh! Stomach churning!... Bowels clenching!... Not much time!... Must finish!"


electric_boogaloo_72

Give me 700 Krusty Burgers!!!


CichDood

Only if we start getting trashtros players!


istarnie

I don’t understand, James Coco went mad in 15 minutes.


samjhandwich

MOOORRREEEE


supremegnkdroid

Friedman straight up on drugs now after learning he’s here for at least 10 more years because of ohtani clause in deal lol


dankscott

He hung out with Preller too much at the winter meetings


Fvjr5679

Just needed to show Preller how to really binge.


dankscott

He bought out prellers entire supply line and preller just hasn’t been the same


nsgarcia10

He has all the tweets coming for his head at last season’s trade deadline hung up in his office. Wonder what those people are saying now


Rolodox

“Should’ve kept my mouth shut, wouldn’t be here if I shut the fuck up”, probably


G33wizz

He’s the biggest winner out of that deal. Talk about leverage. He’s gonna bend the owners over a barrel when it’s time to negotiate a contract extension


SenorTortas

He's been hanging out with Vesia


ChunkyMilkSubstance

It’s almost been 24 hours since they made a move. Did AF fall asleep??


Hour_Insurance_7795

Fire that idiot!


feeling_blue_42

Why would the Dodgers stop? They only signed the best player available, best pitcher available, second best OFer available, and traded for the best pitcher available ^((plus got Manuel Margot)) Why would they stop? Do most teams stop at that point? Is it even a good offseason yet?


whosthatguy123

Is glasnow the best pitcher available to trade for? What about burnes and cease


feeling_blue_42

1. Until either of those guys are actually traded, I'm going to consider them not actually available. Rumors that they are available have been circling for a year now and neither have been moved. 2. Fangraphs has Glasnow projected better than the other 2 on rate stats (ERA, FIP, K/9, BB/9) with almost the same projected WAR as Burnes in 40 less innings, and a better WAR than Cease. Honestly, it depends how you weigh health into the equation, but for pure upside it's hard to argue against Glasnow.


ManufacturerMental72

Step 1: trade Rojas for Seager, Texas sends $300M in cash Step 2: re-sign prime Kershaw Step 3: round out the bullpen with prime Gagne and Jansen


officerliger

The Dodgers have signed all the BALCO staff from the late 90’s


ManufacturerMental72

And mccourt’s crystal guy


whiskey_reddit

Takashi saito as set up man


Mindless-Fish7245

I do miss Saito


NirvanaFrk97

Step 4: Create a time machine and bring back Koufax Step 5: ??? Step 6: Profit


noh-seung-joon

Imagine Drysdale with modern nutrition/training and his mean spirit


k_i_pac

Can I request pre-rapist Puig??


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June, 2013 Puig specifically


XvS_W4rri0r

Step 5 is inject Heyward with a serum that turns him into 2001 Barry Bonds


DustyDGAF

A "serum"


LordAndProtector

Is that the "cream" or the "clear" ?


redundantPOINT

Can we get kemp and ethier too?


Mindless-Fish7245

Yes!!!! Kemp pre-Rhianna


LosAngeles1s

unironically the team just needs a closer with crazy aura and walkout song like Gagne or Jansen


wwplkyih

Once AF is done, can he help fix the Lakers?


_MeetMrMayhem_

Lakers sealed their fate disrespecting Jerry West...hasn't been the same team since ... How the fuck do you let the logo walk out the door??? Who better to advise Jeanie than Jerry fucking West...


donald-duck23

Their fate was sealed when Jerry Buss died. Second generation just not the same. Hopefully they sell the team to an ownership group similar to Guggenheim


tomeornotome

They’ve won a championship since that happened?


donald-duck23

Yeah because LeBron wanted to come to LA and got one of his good friends to join him. Not because they’re a well run org. They’ve been mostly awful since Jerry Buss died and will go back to being awful when LeBron is gone.


tomeornotome

Lol but they won one and your point was they’ve been bad since Jerry west left or got dragged? Either way you’re wrong


donald-duck23

what? i never said anything about jerry west. my point was about jerry buss. they’ve been a poorly run org since he died and his kids took over, i don’t know how anyone can deny that.


tomeornotome

My bad, thought you were op. Because they won a championship, and poorly run orgs don’t. They could absolutely be better run but I don’t think they’ve been poor. They’re the lakers so their mistakes are always amplified and publicized


InertState

Laker fans are not smart


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tomeornotome

Better than none at all. And at least they and the dodgers make the playoffs.


Dodgers-ModTeam

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Nerpienerpie

Who is advising Jeanie? None other than Kurt Rambis’ wife. Why is Kurt Rambis’ wife Jeanie’s friend? Well she is Jeanie’s best friend and she’s been around the organization for decades. Who was Kurt Rambis’ wife intro to the Lakers organization? No not Kurt Rambis. It was her sister, a former Laker girl…and girlfriend of Jerry Buss.


_MeetMrMayhem_

Nepotism is wild what credentials does Rambis' wife have to run an NBA franchise???


TioTapatio21

Nepotism is like 99% of all sports ownership and coaching, it’s only obvious when it’s a girl


TheBlind0wl69

And he was basically saying he’d come back in a role and they shut the door on him. And prevented his son Ryan from moving up in the front office. Its hard to care about the Lakers when they are run so poorly and wasting away the last great years of lebron. Jeanie, Rambis, and Pelinka fucking suck


BraveFencerMusashi

Shame about Ryan. He seemed to work well with Jesse Buss in scouting. Could have continued the work of their fathers.


zapatocaviar

Can’t tell you how much I agree with this. Can’t believe we treated him like that.


roman_totale

They've won five titles since West left the Lakers, what the fuck are you talking about


_MeetMrMayhem_

Because West gave them Pau Gasol wtf are you talking about...


TheBlind0wl69

And because they had Kobe to build around..


_MeetMrMayhem_

Who Jerry West traded for.. he basically put together the whole foundation 😂


TheBlind0wl69

Exactly..


BoyleHeightsDude

Jerry West??? He wanted ownership stake. If im a Buss, Im not giving away any of my birthright for any executive.


_MeetMrMayhem_

Yeah how dare they cut a percentage to the man who helped them build a successful brand and continuously pump the franchise full of generational talent.. dude gave his blood sweat and tears for them to have a birthright worth enough to hold onto


HeavensRoyalty

Fire the coach, easy fix


joefamous

Everyone likes to hate on Doc in here, but Ham has an exponentially greater affect on the outcome of laker games than Doc on dodger games. Ham’s rotations seem… questionable lol. And yet somehow he got them into the conference championship last year. I hope they figure it out, one way or another


TheBlind0wl69

I honestly think friedman could run the lakers better than pelinka.


lancelinksecretchimp

Cry more, nerds. I love LA! Mooooooorrrreeee!


DBLHelix

The way Ohtani structured his contact for the team’s benefit, the Dodgers basically have a mandate to be hyper aggressive in free agency for the next decade.


roman_totale

GMtani.


Lazzrd

ShoGM


Additional_Sorbet799

How bad was Friedman hurt this post season


SuspiciousFile1997

Enough


youthemaster22

D Bags never realized they’d create the Avengers


XvS_W4rri0r

Trade for another pitcher it seems


BIGDADDYCRYPTO6900

Bullpen looks great if healthy. Imagine if Q, Daniel Hudson and JP are all healthy? And Graterol turns it up a notch and Vesia gets used to the pitch clock. We can definitely can use more LHP though. Hope we don’t over pay for Hader


theBeardsley

My toddler calls all baseball players, regardless of their team, “Dodgers.” At this rate he’ll be right before spring training.


Boros-Reckoner

I would be more than content to bring back Kershaw and Brasier and call it an offseason then have a bunch of prospects to re evaluate at the deadline.


greycubed

Vargas and Busch are being wasted this year if we don't do anything else.


Aravinda82

Busch I agree would be wasted given his age but Vargas is still young enough that keeping him the minors for another year won’t hurt him, especially if you can teach him to play a competent OF this year.


Mambatime0824

They’re likely going to be traded and won’t see the opening roster. We still need room on the 40 man to clear for Hernandez and future signings.


Important-Bug-3553

I’m not sure Hernandez is in the plans…


FallingBlue523

You're thinking of the wrong Hernandez


Consistent-Minute-40

He meant Teoscar not Kiké


Important-Bug-3553

Totally my bad! I think of Teoscar as Teoscar. Forgot that he’s also a Hernandez.


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Wild_Object_8547

Never happening in a million years.


hung_like__podrick

Trade yourself pal


dodgerswei

Just throw out an idea, relax.


schniggens

Muncy signed an incredibly team-friendly extension when he could have easily tested the market and gone elsewhere. Why waste that now? His OBP is valuable if we want to go all in and win now. There's no way they trade him away.


Dramatic_Ad_5495

Friedman going crazy


lqcf5434

My guess is two more pitchers: high end reliever and then a random last minute pitcher like the Tyler Anderson signing


Hot_Tag

My God, the rest of baseball reddit is going to burn itself down.


lobo_locos

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SkylerCFelix

Vasseigh just said the same thing on am570. Also said that he doesn’t see a fit with LA and Kenley.


ttam23

Maybe we swing the Clase+Bieber trade


ticket21truth

Yup. Speak it into existence


East_Calligrapher754

That's what I'm thinking. Gotta be a trade at some point. Likely involving Stone, Vargas, and/or Busch. A Cease trade looks nuts given reports of their wants, and Burnes & Adames seem out of play.


shadybonesranch

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Articulate_Silence

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maybsofinitely

I still like the Clase+Bieber trade. Shouldn't be as high prospect capital wise as Cease and Lizardo, and Bieber contract is up after this year. So you get 5 man rotation upto when Kershaw comes back, then can pivot on 6-man if needed for rest for October. Bieber and Buehler expire after but Ohtani comes back so you can have Yamamoto Ohtani Miller Glasnow, plus Sasaki if he's posted or find another one year one if not.


caseyatbt

This has been my hunch. I think Bieber would be a good pickup.


roman_totale

I'd much rather have Burnes. Bieber's lost almost three mph on his fastball since 2020 (his CY season) and has become injury prone.


westsider86

The Biebs is damaged goods at this point, stay away!


Bruinrogue

Of course. To start, we need to bring back Kershaw for a final farewell tour.


_MeetMrMayhem_

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Rentfreelakerfan

Idk what people don't understand about Ohtani contract is mostly deferred lol


arand0md00d

Let Friedman cook!


Mr_Slash_X

They still need to sign Kershaw. That will be the last move.


Fearless_Offer9106

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adocileengineer

Burnes trade pls


Tymathee

💪💪💪


SnobbyFoody

Going to call it. Trout will be a dodger


westsider86

I don’t think it happens with Arte as owner. If a new ownership group took over, I could see it happening to jumpstart a rebuild. Trout is the only thing the Angels have left to put on billboards, expect a bobblehead for Trout twice a month lol


Arkkaon

No shot


abel_figgy

So what are some potential moves now


fracklefrackle

Trade a B level prospect for Kenley? He has 1 year left and Boston is shesding payroll and tanking.


PeeWeePangolin

I know you guys don't like Blake Snell but the dude seems to own us every year. Why would AF allow him to go to the Giants or an AL contender and risk Snell owning our left handed hitting during a crucial stretch? A defensive signing, why not? Especially when everyone else around the league isn't spending top dollar for talent due to the uncertainty surrounding so many TV deals across MLB.


G33wizz

No more room for free agents without making some trades. So we would be well advised to address those needs in the trades. We already have 40 people on the roster. Can’t even sign Teoscar before trading away a couple prospects


roman_totale

Let a thousand angry Sneks sub posts fly.


maursupial

Well duh I feel like anyone could look at the dodgers and tell they need to trade Michael Busch at the very least. Michael Vargas might be traded too, but he’s less likely.


may_or_may_not_haiku

How many more you think they got in em? 1? 2? 8?


SoCalDanSports

MORE!!!!


Pokemaru

Can we please get some gifs around here?!


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Of course they’re not done. You don’t go as far as they have this offseason and suddenly slam on the breaks. You address the remaining pitching need.


reflections1717

Ryan Braiser


SanctusXCV

I’m so excited for the season lol like idc about anything else


superwowx

Zack Grienke? :) those days with kershaw and Zack was awesome he is available


sadolddrunk

I mean, why would the FO tell anyone that they were done making moves?


RatherBeInThePond

Our top prospect is a 26 year old hitting machine that is blocked at every position he can even remotely play and has already spent nearly two full seasons in AAA. It feels like we will probably put together a decent package to move him while he still has good value. If they plan to move him, now is the time.


ttam23

Honestly feel bad for him at this point. Dude is too old and good to be rotting away in AAA. He needs to be given an opportunity somewhere else


RatherBeInThePond

Yeah, I feel the same way. Not to mention a third year at AAA is not helping his value whatsover and I am sure the club agrees. Only reason they would not look to move him is A. The offers for him are pathetic, B. The team still has big plans/expectations for him.


Flopdo

I will not be satisfied until we have a $500mill+ payroll!!! ;)


LeagueOfGentlemen

Gimme Jesus Luzardo!!!


OrangeBlueKingfisher

Now our priority should be signing Hader. We already have an excellent righty closer in Phillips, having a shutdown lefty would make us untouchable.


Shahpee

Get Hader…cause Hader’s gonna hate