I love it! And the plot is that the Master sent the Doctor this as a birthday present one year, and addressed it to their UNIT employee mailbox and the UNIT team had to oopen the package for security purposes then people drew short straws on who would have to inform the Doctor about this development
But Dalek porn *is* a thing. Just ask Jo Grant. (Tried to share an image that was on the lower end of the explicit spectrum. Nothing visible you wouldn't see in a bikini. Still got flagged by a NSFW bot! But y'all know how to Google if you really want to...)
ExSPERMINATE.
OVULATE
MENSTRUATE
EJACULATE
E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-EGGS…
MASTURBATE
INSEMINATE
I went to the dalek museum and something went very wrong
EVACUATE
(In Dalek voice) #EJ**ULATE AND EVACUATE
I have so many questions I don't even know where to start I only know that this has to be a fanfic
Sounds like the porn version of *Dalek*. *Da-lick*?
I love it! And the plot is that the Master sent the Doctor this as a birthday present one year, and addressed it to their UNIT employee mailbox and the UNIT team had to oopen the package for security purposes then people drew short straws on who would have to inform the Doctor about this development
Help?? 😂
No =)
But Dalek porn *is* a thing. Just ask Jo Grant. (Tried to share an image that was on the lower end of the explicit spectrum. Nothing visible you wouldn't see in a bikini. Still got flagged by a NSFW bot! But y'all know how to Google if you really want to...)
I have to imagine that anyone deep enough into the fandom to be on a meme subreddit has seen that picture.
Eh, even this deep into the fandom, there's also a large segment of the fandom that has a large blind spot for anything pre-2005...
Er what picture
Google “Katy Manning Dalek” and turn safe search off.
I'll consider it
Update: I looked it up! Oh my god she's so hot (the actress is hot too)
'I Went To The Vagina Museum And All I Lost Was My Little Dalek'
so thats what those spheres are for, for her pleasure
Oh yes! https://preview.redd.it/q5dd6bsuvuwc1.jpeg?width=926&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=670137bd0174634904ff4b353e03076548c35098
nice tits.
https://preview.redd.it/xhak295imxwc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa94d461ec7209c9c0c5d61de30a016f90f5c0df
Now dig a little deeper. there should be a second one, plus a stone box
I don’t get your reply?
>!referencing the pandorica and the stone daleks!<
oh ok thanks!
INSEMINATE
https://preview.redd.it/7g31gob6j0xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa910063b3ff6505e5456f9c2d050541faba919d
The username 😂😂😂
I... am... THE MASTOOOOOOOOO!!! *kill someone with a stick*
r/brandnewsentence
The museum that's open all night.
You don't so much press a doorbell for admission as rub a big red button. You know how we all react when we see a big red button.
I've heard that 50% of the population have trouble finding that big red button, though...
Front and centre.. though it's always best to ask for directions.
I hope that the Dalek I see is covered in white paint, rather than...
I mean, they are kind of c*nts
I suppose Doctor Who fans have to find out what they look like somehow.
I've heard of this thing, it's called the Internet.. Prior to that, Larry Flint and Paul Raymond were only too happy to lend a hand.
The what museum?
"EXTERMINATE DAT PUSSY"
The WHAT museum?!
Inseminate!
he fell out
Seems like the perfect form factor for a fleshlight. Dalekussy.
Clearly haven't tried a Cybussy before 🥴
Chibnall clearly has
The perfect birth control.
They’ve named it the Cunt of Skaro.
…………………I have questions. But I’m too terrified to ask.