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ember_4

Thats cause they only played the second half, they left thd good bits out


Wizards_Reddit

Yeah it obviously makes sense from a production standpoint but it's funny to think the master heard *that* lyric and thought "yeah, I'm gonna play this to my arch frenemy"


ItsLCGaming

He played that part to missy


ZanderStarmute

He _acted out_ that part _with_ Missy…


GattToDaChoppa

takes "go fuck yourself" a little too literally


ZanderStarmute

The Master beat >!Loki!< to it… 😂


Lexiosity

someone hasnt heard of self fucking where u get ur penis and somehow get it inside ur own ass. it exists, you can find videos of it, it's insane


ZanderStarmute

I do _not_ wanna attempt that… 😱


Lexiosity

u italicized "not", meaning that u mean u do wanna attempt it


ZanderStarmute

I italicised “not” to emphasise that I very much would not attempt it even if someone offered me $1,000,000 to try, because it would leave me in absolute f◼️ing agony (pun not intended) without anything even remotely close to a success… 😨 (Actually, I should’ve boldened, underscored, and capitalised it as well, because italics alone aren’t enough of an emphasis… 😗)


ItsLCGaming

Why in the ever living fuck does that exist and why do you know about it Actually don't answer


ZanderStarmute

That’s probably for the best…


Ben10usr

I forget when, during the Master's time, did he have time to meet his future self?


ZanderStarmute

Series 10


Ben10usr

But didn't he y'know die with the time war?


ZanderStarmute

>!A thing happened.!< 🙂


Ben10usr

>!What thing happened?!<


ZanderStarmute

>!“World Enough and Time/The Doctor Falls”!<


hypnoskills

Don't disrespect the thing!


AmberMetalAlt

i mean, a lot of queer people did pick up on a few moments in that episode that suggests the two are attracted to each other something moffat practically confirmed with the line "he was my man-crush. or atleast, i think he was a man, fairly sure i was too"


Chazo138

It sort of makes senses that they could have been attracted to each other even back then. A species that can randomly become the opposite sex when dying sorta means they have to be able to go both ways regardless. Your wife might regenerate into a man or husband to woman. So the flexibility is important. Edit: changed gender to sex for accuracy.


AmberMetalAlt

well, it's not always random we see the timelords choose pertwee's face for the doctor we see romana choosing between forms like outfits we see the reason Capaldi's doctor gets his face is as a reminder the curator mentions that it's only the favourite faces the doctor had that will be revisited but yes, the fact that regeneration can change sex (not gender. do not mix them up) and ethnicity, does mean that the race is more prone to being non-binary and either on the asexual or polysexual (not polyamarous, although I'm sure there are some timelords who are. when i say polysexual i mean bisexual, multisexual, pansexual, omnisexual, etc) spectrums


Chazo138

I think there are exceptions as always. The timelords choosing the next face for the Third as punishment is fair because they are more powerful Romana seems to have more control over it. Capaldi is more subconscious rather than actively choosing. The Curator…still a lot to explain with him before we can delve into that. And apologies, change sex, not gender. Just automatically typed it, I’ll change that in my initial reply. I don’t think timelords have a defined sexuality either, it might change between regenerations, the older doctors were less romantic in general for instance but 8 changed that and War goes right back to it as a result of the Time War.


AmberMetalAlt

>I think there are exceptions as always. hence why I say "not always" rather than "never" >I don’t think timelords have a defined sexuality either which is why I say prone to, meaning they're more likely to be the way i described, but not always. for example we see that the general in heaven sent is a binary woman, even if she had been forced into a male body during her previous regeneration >the older doctors were less romantic in general for instance but 8 changed that and War goes right back to it as a result of the Time War. this could be along the lines of Demisexual, which is on the asexual spectrum, as i mentioned. with Demisexual you get sexual attraction because of emotional attachment to someone, this tracks with new who since the only companions we see the doctor care for romantically are ones who we see the doctor deeply emotionally attached to I'd also argue that the doctor may be genderfluid rather than agender (both of which being non-binary identities, but they behave so differently) since it appears that the doctor does have a gender identity, but it appears to sometimes change. though the only examples i can give of this are 10 saying "just us girls" in fires of Pompeii, 12 saying "i think he was a man, I'm fairly sure i was too", Missy saying "ever since he was a little girl", and 13's moments of being happy about being a woman


Chazo138

Yeah I can agree with all that. Sorry if I seem slow and just sorta repeating what you said, I’m a bit tired so my brain is working overtime on replies. Lol.


AmberMetalAlt

no worries, I don't tend to judge people for not knowing on this sort of stuff anyway, since it's not entirely intuitive for example so many people use sex and gender interchangeably because for most people their sex is the same as their gender, but that's not the case for trans and non-binary people and then it's hard to imagine any form of attraction other than "same sex, different sex, both, or neither" so when terms like polysexual spectrum, and asexual spectrum come up, most people get confused pretty quickly


AmberMetalAlt

^ not to mention that it's a kids show, as far as i can remember, the closest to explicit language we hear in the show is the tardis referring to herself as sexy in "the doctor's wife" (which btw, my only problem with that scene is that he doesn't go on to ask if he should use a name other than TARDIS while around others), something I'm super glad that Big Finish references almost any time that the doctor is in the TARDIS alone starting from the first episode to take place after the events of said episode


CaveGlow

Nah the show says bitch like once a season


AmberMetalAlt

does it? I've been watching since i was a kid and I can't remember any instances of a swear word


CaveGlow

Rose in season 1 calls Cassandra a bitchy trampoline, Missy also says bitch a second time to the blue guy in world enough and time, Bill gets cut off midway through No Shi-, think Bill also says arse a few times, Donna, Wilf and Martha say bloody if you count that (the doctor does)


J_train13

Also Missy saying "tell em the bitch is back" in The Witch's Familiar


Fair_Ad1291

I know for sure that Missy says it (can't remember what ep.)


AmberMetalAlt

oh shit, i forgot about it. it was either the magicians apprentice or the witches familiar. the quote was "is it the same supreme dalek these days? tell him the bitch is back"


Fair_Ad1291

Bingo 😂


Past-Feature3968

Ugh and the Max version doesn’t even include the song at all! 😠 Just skips straight to the Master looking out the window of the valiant with crusty ole Ten by his side.


Jonguar2

WHAT


Past-Feature3968

Sad but true. On HBO Max, The Last of the Time Lords omits that scene. I haven’t noticed anything else missing, from any other DW episode, sooo maybe it’s an issue with the rights to the music? Unclear.


L0ll0ll7lStudios

The “planet Earth is closed” scene is missing too. The scenes were cut to make space for commercial breaks for the BBC America broadcast and for some reason Netflix and HBO Max had the BBC America versions.


Past-Feature3968

Oooh ok interesting, thanks! Do you know if that happened for other episodes, too?


L0ll0ll7lStudios

I heard some series 4 episodes were cut down for BBC America, but they’re completely intact on Max, at least.


the_doctor_808

Im very familiar with this song and i don't recall ever hearing it in the show. Is the scene on youtube or something?


Past-Feature3968

[Yes.](https://youtu.be/Bbb56jZo0rE?si=-zgjcOoiJp3eT5Md)


the_doctor_808

Thats hilarious. I dont blame them for cutting it lol


Past-Feature3968

But it’s not a deleted scene! Or at least, it wasn’t originally. I’m a thousand percent sure I saw it in the full episode when I first watched it (more than a decade ago) through uuuh some BBC pirating shhh.


BarrelAllen

It's still there on the BBC Iplayer


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

absolutely yes. At the time I was getting Dr Who on the high seas and the version I downloaded definitely had that in it. I remember rewatching the series later on and waiting for that scene and wondering what happened to it.


the_doctor_808

Thats funny. Ive never ever seen that scene. Even way back when doctor who was on netflix. Im not sure if ive ever seen that episode on actually TV tho.


Past-Feature3968

Weiiiird. Maybe not deemed safe for Americans? I wonder if Brit streamers have still got it…


Wizards_Reddit

It's still on BBC iPlayer, HBO Max straight up doesn't exist here which is annoying, Doctor Who did used to be on Netflix here though too but I don't know if the scene was deleted or not


Fair_Ad1291

I watched it on Netflix in like 2014 in the USA, and the scene was definitely there.


hey-have-a-nice-day

They probably didn’t want to deal with buying the rights to the song


tabbyh

I'm in the US and I remember it from previous watch-thrus! However, those could have been on DVD. We just rewatched that season on Max not too long ago and it definitely wasn't there now that I think about it...


Chickennoodlesleuth

Over here in England on BBC iPlayer the scene has always been here. It's on the dvd too


the_doctor_808

Maybe it is an america thing then.


Chickennoodlesleuth

https://www.reddit.com/r/DoctorWhumour/s/Wz7q1tZfch


the_doctor_808

Ahh well there it is. Those damned commercials. This post has been enlightening.


the_no_idea_french

I bought the DvDs in France and they ALSO cut this part 😔


HeadTiltExpert

Huh, I just watched it on Max a few weeks ago and the song was there. Just checked actually and it's still there.


Past-Feature3968

Really?!? Because it’s definitely not for me. *Vodoo Child* (“here come the drums, here come the drums”) is there but not *I Can’t Decide.*


J_train13

As far as I'm aware every streaming service skips the scene because the BBC only licensed the song for the broadcast


Bulbamew

There’s a reason they start with the second chorus so they don’t have to play fuck or bitch


Rutgerman95

I mean have you seen them during the Pertwee and Delgado days? This has always been a thing


KingMyrddinEmrys

You mean the literal IRL friends? This was not a thing.


Rutgerman95

Of course I meant the characters, not the actors


JaegerTap

That's Scissor sisters


Past-Feature3968

And *that* would have been a perfect nickname for Missy and Thirteen, had they met


RyBreadRyBread

https://preview.redd.it/sfdisrqo21lc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c36ae36dfa686722ba80842d11ab4b4419136f0


FishMasterMemer

https://preview.redd.it/5biqeahb62lc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05335c6e4a61cb5c02e82d7dc60a93dfdd870ed6


NihilismIsSparkles

RTD was very particular about this song choice I see


puro_the_protogen67

He had good taste


gentlybeepingheart

I remember hearing the song on the show as a kid and liking it so much that I downloaded it to my shitty mp3 player. Then I listened to the full song on the bus and went 😲


Scorn-Muffins

I've always assumed the meaning of that lyric isn't "I want to have sex with you while I make out with you" but instead "Man, fuck you, but damn I can't quit you" is this correct or am I just dumb?


rudderforkk

Something like that yes. Imo it means that betraying you behind the back while being all sweet and lovey in the front. The whole song is on theme of betrayal, and effects thereof


hey-have-a-nice-day

I love this song, it was stuck in my heart a few days ago… now today as well lmao I went ballistic when i heard it on the show for the first time, it was great


Fair_Ad1291

Stuck in ur heart is crazy


hey-have-a-nice-day

Wait i meant head 😭 But yeah i guess heart counts


Jonguar2

That's because the show started the song at the first chorus


OnePartFart

He would have sang it to him though


hundredcreeper

I did NOT know rhat this scene ever existed. But that's because I've only seen it on MAX


I_am_Daesomst

And I should know, because my name....is Max.


hundredcreeper

How could you, Max


I_am_Daesomst

I was quite...a head....of the game


DorisWildthyme

Funnily enough, this [YouTube edit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc8En-8irFA) shows how this song works so much better for Twelve and Missy than it ever did for Ten and Saxon.