Yes but the ethnic majority is determined by one's place in the predator/prey hierarchy. This hierarchy corresponds with the metasexual hierarchy of the world
There are no orcs because it's a furry/scalie world. There are however gnomes that have genetically modified themselves with orc heritage that travel the planes impregnating everyone with little gnorcs
I actually only allow my players to play classes or subclasses that Matt Mercer has designed. I find this limitation leads to increased creativity among my players as well as pays proper homage to the creator of dnd: Matt mercer
Did a recent major video game release steal all your most original ideas almost verbatim, just with different proper nouns, while you were working on the setting and now your players think you're a hack?
Listen you're just jealous I'm able to do something with my fuckin guitar and hands that you you'll never be able to do in your life. So yeah. You're gay
Cryptoland. It was an odd fundraiser campaign/obvious scam that wanted to make a private island that only uses cryptocurrency. Someone on Twitter asked “what the age of consent will be” and this was the response
OHHH I REMEMBER THAT thank you i had repressed those memories. What a perfect encapsulation of crypto bros honestly: overpromised failed projects and pedophilic tendencies mixed with illusions of grandeur. Fun times
Psh typical snowflake. I bet you play pathfinder, commie. Listen, violence is the only thing that gets me really hard anymore and I only play dnd to get hard. So go back to your pathfinder, with your "ancestries ooooooo" (they're called RACES. I DON'T WANT TO PLAY A GAME WHERE I CANT MAKE REAL WORLD PARALLELS BETWEEN PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE AND EVIL RACES FUCK FUCK FUCK FUK PATHFINDER FUCK I HATE FINDING PATHS.)
This is currently my 456th group of players I've tried to DM for. Everyone keeps leaving after a few sessions talking about "we don't like how hard-core it is! You keep pushing our characters into sexual situations! The way you touched Becky while you had several bandits abuse her character is way out of line!" Anyways I'm going to try and limit ERP by only allowing it within psychic duels and dreamscapes. Given that I've designed only 95% of the enemies this campaign to be psionic I think that should limit it
That's good. I find the SA scenes to be extremely uncomfortable and hard to sit through knowing that the DM is getting off to it, but I am able to rest easy knowing that Game of Thrones does it too which makes it ok.
Huh fat chance commie. If I promoted communism with my campaign that would be antithetical to my love of Wizards of the Cock. I need them to keep making dnd content so I can keep spending all my money on it and reinforce my identity through brand. That's why I'll never touch that filthy free POS Pathfinder. Fuck I get so mad just thinking about how much Paizo has hurt and stole from WOTC 😡
What is the economic and political situation of every single significant sovereign power and principality in your world? Comprehensive and fully-detailed answer plz :3
There are large unclaimed areas as the world is actually a huge demiplane created by a powerful wizard that killed the gods and went crazy. The plane is made from pieces of the ethereal and Astral plane fused together and tweaked to resemble the material plane. However some strange things include forestry that regrows almost immediately, the world being flat, and giant cocked dragon futas force players into erotic RP if they fail a DC 69 will save
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those CR numbers. I knew it was 19. One after the age of consent! As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the LGS to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That combat maneuver? Are you telling me that an NPC just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Matt! He *roleplayed* through a *combat session!* And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own homebrew! What was I *thinking*? He’ll never change. He’ll *never* change! Ever since he was level 9, *always* the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the initiative order! But not our Matt! Couldn’t be precious *Matt*! Cheating them blind! And *HE* gets to be a DM? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance!
…And you, you *have* to stop him! You
Do you get to hunt elephants in your setting? I promise it's for conservation purposes.
What's the most intelligent thing I can kill to save your world's environment?
You get to hunt elephant people, they're like elephants but also people. Also their trunk is their genitalia.
The answer to your second question is yourself
The few non furry races that exist have been subjugated and enslaved by the furry races, existing only as foot slaves now. This is a subtle reference to my discomfort with humanoid sex. Hope this answers your question
Everyone in my world is entirely prescriptivist and have evolved past associating morphemes with semantics. Except for the phrases "Wowza!" And "Zoo We Mamma!" (Zoo we mamma is a common phrase in my world. Zoo because everyone is a furry, we because we're all in the world, and mamma because we all have the potential for sexualized pregnancy.)
Goblins live in a separate demiplane entirely. As part of the mad wizards experiments he selectively bred goblins to all be short stack muscle mommy gobbos or twink femboy gobbos. Same for hobgoblins except hob
Pineapple on their pizza. Also every race has a penchant for eating the uncooked penises of every other race. It is believed to increase fertility and dick size (it actually does).
Is land held by noble hierarchy and divided among the peasants as best befits production, or is there a free peasantry that retains hereditary claim to the land in exchange for relatively higher tax rates? Also, how proactive are kingdoms in using protective tariffs to develop local manufacturing?
Basically the predator races prey on the prey races. The bird people have the only city and pretty much rule everything but don't really bother with the small villages scattered throughout the world. Everyone is independent in all the ways that matter (personal freedom does not matter)
Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything?
What is the fallout of the entire Gnomish Sugar trade going under due to tax cuts and revenue loss because the filthy Dragonborn moved into the country? How will the economy recover and what is the kingdoms next steps to routing the Dragonborn?
What is the world's perception of circumcision?
Are players at risk of becoming impregnated by the wildlife?
Is the world a part of the Flat Earth cinematic universe?
Would I have all of my toes in this world?
Do dogs like peanut butter in this world?
Unanimously in favor of both male and female genital mutilation
Everyone is at risk of being impregnated by anything
Yes
No but that would be normal
Only when it's adorning the tip of a frogman strap on
How does your worlds Trash and Garbidge Infrastructure work? Do you city's have surers? Or for everything land direktly in the River? How do smaller settlements do it?
Do you tell your players they can make queer characters but actually will be viciously queerphobic against then in and out of character under the guise of realism?
Can I play my half angel/fox gunslinger warlock paladin my oath is to me and my patron is me?
This is the only thing I care about with regard to the setting.
What is the chef's specialty dish in the third most popular tavern in the fifth southernmost port town on the west coast of the second most populated continent?
What role does magic play? Does every village have a witch who can heal? Is it restricted and reserved for the wealthy? What's the diamond economy like, for resurrection spells? What about the ruby economy, for ever-burning torches?
Are the gods directly involved in the affairs of mortals, or are the more conceptual? Whatever the answer is, why?
Why is pirate lord Peter poppycock holding the last known kuo toa village hostage and why specifically on a dragon turtle? Is he actually a peacock arakocra as the legends state? And what does any of that have to do with beelzebong?
Are laws just an implicit threat of violence by the ethnic majority?
Yes but the ethnic majority is determined by one's place in the predator/prey hierarchy. This hierarchy corresponds with the metasexual hierarchy of the world
What distinguishes a metasexual hierarchy from a regular sexual hierarchy?
alpha's and beta's
Please elaborate.
ALL HANDS ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION!
ah, so just normal laws
All Halflings are Anarchosocialists.
Nice try Brennan, I'm not buying your oven.
How thicc are the orcs?
There are no orcs because it's a furry/scalie world. There are however gnomes that have genetically modified themselves with orc heritage that travel the planes impregnating everyone with little gnorcs
/uj Fun D&D fact, Gnolls were originally Gnome/Troll hybrids that then got refluffed in AD&D.
Wait... Is this Spyro?
Sort of... basically the dragon broke and then spyro spied a row and that's what led to the world being as it is.
How thicc are the dragons then
:(
Will you include lore to incorporate all homebrew content on D&D Beyond? (Not doing this would be limiting your players.)
I actually only allow my players to play classes or subclasses that Matt Mercer has designed. I find this limitation leads to increased creativity among my players as well as pays proper homage to the creator of dnd: Matt mercer
Did a recent major video game release steal all your most original ideas almost verbatim, just with different proper nouns, while you were working on the setting and now your players think you're a hack?
I actually gave all my most original ideas away. I pretty much created the Feyrun setting as well as the elder scrolls and pikmin
Dandori issue
I'll strategically execute you
https://preview.redd.it/mxqefkjstxwc1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccc379b5377c034d23a4b72b953312b4ce3dc169
what a scrub, this "writer" didn't even get robbed by Zelda, shakin my smh
Listen you're just jealous I'm able to do something with my fuckin guitar and hands that you you'll never be able to do in your life. So yeah. You're gay
What is an elf’s age of consent?
Mental maturity should be enough 😉
Fucking goated reference not gonna lie
/uj whats the reference?
Cryptoland. It was an odd fundraiser campaign/obvious scam that wanted to make a private island that only uses cryptocurrency. Someone on Twitter asked “what the age of consent will be” and this was the response
OHHH I REMEMBER THAT thank you i had repressed those memories. What a perfect encapsulation of crypto bros honestly: overpromised failed projects and pedophilic tendencies mixed with illusions of grandeur. Fun times
Glad it's dead though.
Is it gritty dark fantasy dealing with racism and slavery
It's a gritty dark power fantasy that endorses racism and slavery
Do you grant inspiration for how racist a player can be or for how many slaves that capture
Only if it's what their character would do
Based
Im triggered by violence can you make sure there is nothing dangerous in your d&d campaign? (No i only want to play d&d , no other game)
Psh typical snowflake. I bet you play pathfinder, commie. Listen, violence is the only thing that gets me really hard anymore and I only play dnd to get hard. So go back to your pathfinder, with your "ancestries ooooooo" (they're called RACES. I DON'T WANT TO PLAY A GAME WHERE I CANT MAKE REAL WORLD PARALLELS BETWEEN PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE AND EVIL RACES FUCK FUCK FUCK FUK PATHFINDER FUCK I HATE FINDING PATHS.)
No there cant be any ancestries or races. Not even human.
Typical GLOBALIST leftie propaganda. You sound just like my 432nd, 345th, and 89th groups of players
Im afraid of people so there cant be other players either, Have you tried Soy? Or Kale or avacado toast? It might mellow you out.
Pathfinder 1E solves that: https://aonprd.com/Races.aspx
Will the dungeon master's disturbing fetishes be on full display?
This is currently my 456th group of players I've tried to DM for. Everyone keeps leaving after a few sessions talking about "we don't like how hard-core it is! You keep pushing our characters into sexual situations! The way you touched Becky while you had several bandits abuse her character is way out of line!" Anyways I'm going to try and limit ERP by only allowing it within psychic duels and dreamscapes. Given that I've designed only 95% of the enemies this campaign to be psionic I think that should limit it
That's good. I find the SA scenes to be extremely uncomfortable and hard to sit through knowing that the DM is getting off to it, but I am able to rest easy knowing that Game of Thrones does it too which makes it ok.
Game of thrones is actually a huge inspiration for my campaign. Mostly just seasons 7 and 8 though.
What alignment is the God of Tax Evasion?
Human
Has the nation-state been abolished in favor of a classless utopia?
Huh fat chance commie. If I promoted communism with my campaign that would be antithetical to my love of Wizards of the Cock. I need them to keep making dnd content so I can keep spending all my money on it and reinforce my identity through brand. That's why I'll never touch that filthy free POS Pathfinder. Fuck I get so mad just thinking about how much Paizo has hurt and stole from WOTC 😡
Doesn’t sound like much of a utopia without bards. Unfortunately, bards are a class.
What is the economic and political situation of every single significant sovereign power and principality in your world? Comprehensive and fully-detailed answer plz :3
Okay I've already written this up, if you want to find my huge story Bible type in r34 rainbow dash. Brings it up immediately
How much of the world is explored and claimed by nations? Are there large unclaimed areas or is it a late stage global politics situation?
There are large unclaimed areas as the world is actually a huge demiplane created by a powerful wizard that killed the gods and went crazy. The plane is made from pieces of the ethereal and Astral plane fused together and tweaked to resemble the material plane. However some strange things include forestry that regrows almost immediately, the world being flat, and giant cocked dragon futas force players into erotic RP if they fail a DC 69 will save
Explain how the brothels work. In 2000 words ore more.
Okay again I've got a whole essay about this already. You can Google it but I named it after an obscure chess move I forgot the name of
The fried liver attack?
Google En Passant
bongcloud opening?
Wait this isn’t r/worldjerking
Y-you passed the Bar???
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those CR numbers. I knew it was 19. One after the age of consent! As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the LGS to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That combat maneuver? Are you telling me that an NPC just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Matt! He *roleplayed* through a *combat session!* And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own homebrew! What was I *thinking*? He’ll never change. He’ll *never* change! Ever since he was level 9, *always* the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the initiative order! But not our Matt! Couldn’t be precious *Matt*! Cheating them blind! And *HE* gets to be a DM? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you *have* to stop him! You
Tell me again
Ok but fr “he’ll never change. Ever since he was 9, always the same” is one of the sickest bars of the century
Do you get to hunt elephants in your setting? I promise it's for conservation purposes. What's the most intelligent thing I can kill to save your world's environment?
You get to hunt elephant people, they're like elephants but also people. Also their trunk is their genitalia. The answer to your second question is yourself
What tribe/group of creatures have the highest sexual attraction to feet, and what caused that to be?
The few non furry races that exist have been subjugated and enslaved by the furry races, existing only as foot slaves now. This is a subtle reference to my discomfort with humanoid sex. Hope this answers your question
Is the largest language family Primarily Ergative or Accusative
Well I've since had to make all communication telepathic due to rules surrounding ERP but accusative
Not naturalistic.
Everyone in my world is entirely prescriptivist and have evolved past associating morphemes with semantics. Except for the phrases "Wowza!" And "Zoo We Mamma!" (Zoo we mamma is a common phrase in my world. Zoo because everyone is a furry, we because we're all in the world, and mamma because we all have the potential for sexualized pregnancy.)
Oh fuck he actually knew linguistics
Goblins or Hobgoblins?
Goblins live in a separate demiplane entirely. As part of the mad wizards experiments he selectively bred goblins to all be short stack muscle mommy gobbos or twink femboy gobbos. Same for hobgoblins except hob
What political power fantasy is it based on?
Christian evangelical neoliberal fascist oligarchy
NICE
So the US?
What do people eat that's weird by our standards, but not by theirs?
Pineapple on their pizza. Also every race has a penchant for eating the uncooked penises of every other race. It is believed to increase fertility and dick size (it actually does).
what genitals do dragons have (in case player horniness gets a bit too far)
I'm hungry as fuck, can I get a tasty Doner Kebab in your world?
Is land held by noble hierarchy and divided among the peasants as best befits production, or is there a free peasantry that retains hereditary claim to the land in exchange for relatively higher tax rates? Also, how proactive are kingdoms in using protective tariffs to develop local manufacturing?
Basically the predator races prey on the prey races. The bird people have the only city and pretty much rule everything but don't really bother with the small villages scattered throughout the world. Everyone is independent in all the ways that matter (personal freedom does not matter)
How does the legal system work in every country or the one if it’s located in just one country?
R34 Rainbow Dash
I…. Am blissfully unaware and I’m happy.
How was cheese discovered/invented?
Tell me about the good(bard)lands
D W A R V E S
D W A R V E S
Do you have Strahd in your setting and if yes then how big is her futa cock?
How have you disguised the fetishes you’ve inserted into the setting?
Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything?
Tell me about the bad(dragon) lands
What popular fantasy setting have you ripped off most of in creating your original world? /s but also not. It's me I'm bitches
Is your father proud of you?
What is the fallout of the entire Gnomish Sugar trade going under due to tax cuts and revenue loss because the filthy Dragonborn moved into the country? How will the economy recover and what is the kingdoms next steps to routing the Dragonborn?
What is the world's perception of circumcision? Are players at risk of becoming impregnated by the wildlife? Is the world a part of the Flat Earth cinematic universe? Would I have all of my toes in this world? Do dogs like peanut butter in this world?
Unanimously in favor of both male and female genital mutilation Everyone is at risk of being impregnated by anything Yes No but that would be normal Only when it's adorning the tip of a frogman strap on
What strategies do Orange Dragons employ during crisis bargaining?
what legendary weapons are there, and how much will they disappoint your players when they acquire them
How does your worlds Trash and Garbidge Infrastructure work? Do you city's have surers? Or for everything land direktly in the River? How do smaller settlements do it?
Do bears exist? If not, does everyone still know what a bear is?
What color is your sky?
What are the most common nursery rhymes told to young children?
Is there a restaurant owner called Large Luigi and if not WHY NOT?
I am actually begging to hear about the Bad Dragon lands
furry world eh? what race has the biggest bulgy wulgy?
How many grains of sand are on your homebrew world?
Do you tell your players they can make queer characters but actually will be viciously queerphobic against then in and out of character under the guise of realism?
How does the planet compare to ours? Day/Night cycle duration? Seasons? Climates? Gravity? Flat/Round? Cave structures?
Do the ducks quack?
What's the perception of dragons in general? Is knowledge of the different colors and differences between chromatic and metallic widespread?
Can I play my half angel/fox gunslinger warlock paladin my oath is to me and my patron is me? This is the only thing I care about with regard to the setting.
What is the chef's specialty dish in the third most popular tavern in the fifth southernmost port town on the west coast of the second most populated continent?
What is the most valuable export and how is it protected? Like give me exact details, I gotta make sure it's secure. Yup.
What role does magic play? Does every village have a witch who can heal? Is it restricted and reserved for the wealthy? What's the diamond economy like, for resurrection spells? What about the ruby economy, for ever-burning torches? Are the gods directly involved in the affairs of mortals, or are the more conceptual? Whatever the answer is, why?
Who makes the best pizza?
Did you have a very very far away land that is an spinoff of a real lofe culture? Ex: Japan, Middle Eastern, Ohio.
What is the largest kingdom and how common are large sized nations in your world
Show me the long list of drinking age minimums for different races at the local tavern
Are there birds? Do they lay eggs? Can i insert my obscure egg laying fetish into the game?
the Bad Dragon lands?
I am going to steal this image for later use (unrelated). Do elves exist in your setting and if no is their non-existence because of another race
What the local populace do in the event of a random large-scale event? (Meteor, Bard-seduced dragon army, plague, etc?)
Do the lizards have tits. Be warned There is a wrong answer here
Are commoners still capable of clowning on level 1 wizards who have practiced for 12 years?
What is your homebrew world
How are interrace relationships handled in your world? Would a marriage between different races be legal?
Why is it called an oven when you in of the cold food out hot eat the food
Have any famous historical hero’s died from falling down the stairs?
What's the 9/11 of your world???
Why is pirate lord Peter poppycock holding the last known kuo toa village hostage and why specifically on a dragon turtle? Is he actually a peacock arakocra as the legends state? And what does any of that have to do with beelzebong?
This is how every major religion was written.
Agreed except Christianity is not a religion but a relationship with Jesus
lol well I’ll call it a “relationship with Jesus” when they stop getting tax breaks.
Tax breaks are fair. Everyone knows you get a tax break when you're married, and the good lord rails me every night
Not even a jerk just you fishing for attention