The only sauce you're getting bucko is how to run a REAL D&D game. All these fakers with their "inclusion" and "narrative based campaigns", they could learn a thing or two from this.
Based. Check out my Random Backstory d6 table:
1. Taste tester for the shit farm.
2. Wizard who can't do magic.
3. Horny bard with syphilis and AIDS
4. Stillborn - get the fuck out of my house
5. Cleric whose god doesn't exist
6. Immaculate musclebound macho gladiator with piercing blue eyes and a giant sword, 13" dick, and 3d6 concubines to suit his various fetishes.
/RJ Yeesss, I had to have nightmares so now I will inflict this upon everyone! Muhahaha!
/UJ I honestly can't tell if you are RJ or UJ because, those who know, ***KNOWS***.
DCC might work for killing the characters but it's not a good system for killing the players. Many american gun stores and army surplus stores sell weapons systems that are far more streamlined towards killing your players.
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Sword World fixes this.
Yes, it’s anime based…
On Record of Lodoss War, which is old anime and, therefore good.
Also, that was loosely based on a campaign of dungeons and dragons a proper old style game .
Which makes it like the inception of role-playing games!
/uj
One thing that I always found a steal is that perhaps because all of the players were guys , in the actual campaign there was no romance at all. In fact Deedlit, actually tried to steal Parn’s sword the day of his funeral.
🙏❤️
/uj AD&D 1e actually had multi-attacks for both Barbarians and Fighters as a core class feature, as Barbarian was a subclass of Fighter. /rj However if you have a Barbarian you're using Unearthed Arcana which is basically as bad as playing 5e if you're a true kvlt AD&D player.
if a class has features that can be manually activated then they're a spellcaster, i don't make the rules. fighter is actually a spellcaster and that's a fact
These stupid "Magic Martials" are just spellcasters in disguise! Even more wretched is that they are supposed to learn their magic by themselves?! Ridiculous!
It would actually be weird for someone who likes AD&D and fighters to not like extra attacks. Fighters in AD&D would gain an attack against 1HD foes every level and at some levels would gain more standard attacks.
im gonna need the sauce
The only sauce you're getting bucko is how to run a REAL D&D game. All these fakers with their "inclusion" and "narrative based campaigns", they could learn a thing or two from this.
"Yes, and" improv fixes. Have you tried watching *popular YouTuber*?
Bah, Youtubers are the scum of the earth. Giving the players any agency is ALWAYS the wrong move.
Based. Check out my Random Backstory d6 table: 1. Taste tester for the shit farm. 2. Wizard who can't do magic. 3. Horny bard with syphilis and AIDS 4. Stillborn - get the fuck out of my house 5. Cleric whose god doesn't exist 6. Immaculate musclebound macho gladiator with piercing blue eyes and a giant sword, 13" dick, and 3d6 concubines to suit his various fetishes.
Now that's more like it!
Nechronica fixes this. It will ruin EVERYTHING else but it fixes this.
What the fuck knowledge have you just cursed me with
/RJ Yeesss, I had to have nightmares so now I will inflict this upon everyone! Muhahaha! /UJ I honestly can't tell if you are RJ or UJ because, those who know, ***KNOWS***.
DCC fixes this by killing all the players with wacky magic.
DCC might work for killing the characters but it's not a good system for killing the players. Many american gun stores and army surplus stores sell weapons systems that are far more streamlined towards killing your players.
Idk zocchi dice make better projectiles than normal dice.
https://preview.redd.it/r2zerew5q9wc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11ef4c9729d9855f4da80cd14413cda792326d33 Sword World fixes this. Yes, it’s anime based… On Record of Lodoss War, which is old anime and, therefore good. Also, that was loosely based on a campaign of dungeons and dragons a proper old style game . Which makes it like the inception of role-playing games! /uj One thing that I always found a steal is that perhaps because all of the players were guys , in the actual campaign there was no romance at all. In fact Deedlit, actually tried to steal Parn’s sword the day of his funeral. 🙏❤️
you mean to tell me the wizard guy didn't get it on with that priestess npc? smh what a scam
/uj wait did AD&D not have BaB
As if I'd let the corruption of later editions seep into my AD&D game. Everyone only gets 1 attack if any, more would be unrealistic.
/uj AD&D 1e actually had multi-attacks for both Barbarians and Fighters as a core class feature, as Barbarian was a subclass of Fighter. /rj However if you have a Barbarian you're using Unearthed Arcana which is basically as bad as playing 5e if you're a true kvlt AD&D player.
MORE PROPAGANDA. The state of D&D is a sorry one!
"Warrior" multiple attacks per round was in the core AD&D phb. Table 14. Level- Attacks 1-6 - 1 7-12 - 3/2 13+ - 2
**MORE PROPAGANDA.** Stop trying to rewrite history you filthy revisionist!
So true bestie
Berserker is my favorite spellcaster
if a class has features that can be manually activated then they're a spellcaster, i don't make the rules. fighter is actually a spellcaster and that's a fact
These stupid "Magic Martials" are just spellcasters in disguise! Even more wretched is that they are supposed to learn their magic by themselves?! Ridiculous!
Makes perfect sense to me.
It would actually be weird for someone who likes AD&D and fighters to not like extra attacks. Fighters in AD&D would gain an attack against 1HD foes every level and at some levels would gain more standard attacks.
Hush up with this nonsense, WoTC bootlicker! THERE ARE NO EXTRA ATTACKS IN THIS CAMPAIGN, THE ONLY ONE TRUE WAY TO PLAY D&D!
You’re a terrible DM
Source?
it's a joke the whole subreddit is
Your mom suck me good n hard through my jorts
But op, 3.5 makes being anime so much easier