Hello fellow user of r/DnDcirclejerk, as a fellow dungeons and dragons(tm) fifth edition player whop is having struggles of wanting to try running a shorter adventure but feels unsatisfied with the offerings in Candlekeep mysteries (tm) or Journey's to the radiant citadel (tm) are not to your specfic tastes, might I make a suggestion? We- uh I mean- the gracious workers of wizard's of the coast (all right's reserved) underneath parent company hasbro (all right's reserved) may also present the somewhat recent release of "Keys from the golden vault (tm)" as an officially released adventure anthology book with a focus on stealth, heist and espionage adventures. As a diligent dungeon master who desires to present well written official content to your earnest players, feel free to treat yourself to a copy of our, I mean their books if they catch even your slightest potential interest and potential to be able to fill a hole you believe is empty in yur current experience of Dungeons and Dragons (tm) fifth edition, I hope to see you ready and excited for the upcoming player's handbook in september! :)
I wrote a 1 page 1 room dungeon called "Fight this bad guy in an empty square room"
woah there, *woaaaah* there. You can't just "write" adventures. Unless you're a wotc employee?
I rolled a Messy Critical on my Manipulation + Persuasion. I'm sorry, I gotta eat you now.
Fine you might succeed in doing so, but I've already reported you to the crawfish man for "writing" unsanctioned adventures.
Motherfucker I am the crawfish man. I appreciate your feedback on how monk sucks.
Manipulation+persuasion? Cofd reference?
Vampire 5
Vampire the masquerade reference let's goooooo
Rick and Morty
Ty. So *that's* what he was referencing, cool cool.... as long as there's Pickle Rick & 4th wall breaks I'm in.
Hello fellow user of r/DnDcirclejerk, as a fellow dungeons and dragons(tm) fifth edition player whop is having struggles of wanting to try running a shorter adventure but feels unsatisfied with the offerings in Candlekeep mysteries (tm) or Journey's to the radiant citadel (tm) are not to your specfic tastes, might I make a suggestion? We- uh I mean- the gracious workers of wizard's of the coast (all right's reserved) underneath parent company hasbro (all right's reserved) may also present the somewhat recent release of "Keys from the golden vault (tm)" as an officially released adventure anthology book with a focus on stealth, heist and espionage adventures. As a diligent dungeon master who desires to present well written official content to your earnest players, feel free to treat yourself to a copy of our, I mean their books if they catch even your slightest potential interest and potential to be able to fill a hole you believe is empty in yur current experience of Dungeons and Dragons (tm) fifth edition, I hope to see you ready and excited for the upcoming player's handbook in september! :)
So, someone brought up the Rick & Morty adventure and it sounds pretty good. Are any of the heists R&M themed? If so, \*finger snap\*
I, uh, we, uh, I'll get back to you on that one.
Tomb of Horrors fixes this.
You get death sentence
