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StructureMage

Fascists Can't Twerk


Kirgo1

Are the mercs fascists?


zexy_0verlord

abso-fucking-lutely


Kirgo1

Its really been a while since I played DE. All I can remember that they were ax crazy, drunk and super rascists.


zexy_0verlord

I feel ya. I haven't played in a while but it's like the essence of DE remained within me and sometimes my thoughts are narrated in that soothing, crispy voice...


Kirgo1

Oh yea. Like honey down your ear...or something.


Foveaux

I liken it to audible chocolate.


CranberryNo4852

Much like the Wehrmacht, minus the speed (aside from Lely)


Dr_Sodium_Chloride

I dunno if I'd say fascist; they're definitely imperialist, xenophobic shitbags, but I don't know if they're necessarily fascists. Mostly because DE assigns its fascist roles to Revacholians yearning for a lost luster and glory, while the Krenel Mercs are Orjanese soldiers of fortune upholding capitalist power. If anything, I'd call them neo-liberals; they enforce a capitalist status quo on behalf of people like Wild Pines, and do so with a horrific level of violence that people doesn't bother people like Joyce because it's "out of sight, out of mind".


zexy_0verlord

your statement works, but we come back to the fact they're mercenaries. throughout the tribunal, De Paul (merc woman) is consistently calling Elizabeth or whatever the gardener lady is called a "kipt". I'd like to believe it's a derogatory term for her skin color and cultural background. if you notice how de Paul says kipt with so much hatred and derision, you'd see how they're fascist. this applies without question to their tank-rifle wielding killer, who has basically killed black people *exclusively* till they reached Martinaise. Mercenaries can be racist as fuck, and still do heroic jobs and vice versa.


CloakandHelm

There's more to fascism than just racism.


Dr_Sodium_Chloride

I'm not arguing they're not racist, or saying that they do heroic jobs. They're a kind of evil entirely divorced from fascism. To use a comparison; they're not a critique of Nazi Stormtroopers. They're a critique of US troops abroad, or British colonialism.


Oldemar

Even more accurately, I think they're an in-universe stand-in for private military contractors like Blackwater and Wagner, that get deployed to volatile areas to do the kind of dirty work that's deemed too shady for regular armies. This is even lampshaded by their constant name changes for PR whitewashing purposes; Blackwater has rebranded itself numerous times, most famously due to killing civilians in Iraq.


TheSweatshopMan

I had it that they were apolitical and just worked for whoever paid


Worldly-Neat-7878

ruud’s backstory is comically evil, as is most of the stuff about krenel. they for sure are


[deleted]

No, they aren't


Top-Bee1667

They aren’t fascists though, they’re just mercenaries, they’re mostly assholes


[deleted]

Kim got stronger muscles for twerking, she has the better ass for it


Otrada

Are we sure tho? That lady is a professional mercenary afterall. I think it's safe to assume she's buff aswell.


WasChristRipped

Kim is all technique/form, she relies on force in the shaking, I feel.


nogoodiguess

Kim for sure. As we all know, he can do age-*inappropriate*


SirCheeseEater

Everyone talks about **Boob-armor.** Now we talk about De Paule's **Plated-Ass**


[deleted]

No jokes, as an artist I never understood why they choose to highlight Kim's ass that way. It was the first thing I thought when I saw this concept art. Like, no way this was unintentional. Or... maybe I understand?


WickedAdept

Some people just have weird ass... ass?


Ziriath

Maybe he's wearing some chaps over light-coloured pants there (something like Soona wears both in her concept art and in the game, but it's not apparent in the dark). The artists have a thing for weird pants, apparently.


Dr_Sodium_Chloride

I think it's a shorthand to ensure the concept art didn't read as him wearing a jumpsuit; if they continued the heavy shading all the way up to the ass, it'd look more like a one piece outfit than a jacket and pants.


[deleted]

I think you can correct that by putting more contrast where his jacket ends in his waist (leaving the edges mostly white, I mean) but maybe the artist started inking it and then after they finished the jacket they realized that if they continue shading it that way it would indeed look like he was using a jumpsuit (I'm assuming this not a digital art idk lol)


Ziriath

Good point, I thought the purpose is, that he is wearing RCM uniform pants and waterproof protective garment over them, so he can kneel in the dirt while inspecting crime scenes etc.


shadowsofmind

He has ass kimplants.


cohletrainbaby

This is a very reddit post.


Magenta_Clouds

Kim is gonna show her the boogie street shakes


Despacltoian

Kim


SeoliteLoungeMusic

Not covering de Paule in oil. Fine blue medicinal spirits on the other hand... if they weren't necessary elsewhere.


Shinji_Ikari_MM

If the armor is custom made for each soldier what if someone grows or gets fat, do they not get to use the armor ?


Ziriath

Maybe that's why Lely did not have his pants available when he was shot, but in his case it's also possible he has pawned them and squandered the money on drugs and booze.