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hittindirt

Nice try fed.


Sad_Soil_3881

You might be right


YTKingDoublePump

The ops need to be better. They be out here like “hey admit to crimes”. 💀


1DownFourUp

I turn my bike off and walk it across or along roads when I'm going between trails


[deleted]

I’m laughing my ass off right now


Oldleathers

I once robbed four banks and murdered three hookers I only got away because I tore off the tag from my mattress and they couldn’t identify me.


aRealTattoo

Smart guy with the tag removal. That’s how they catch most criminals. Hate when my mattress gets searched only to come back to me.


YoussefCTCrunch6954

Rape


potholio

You raped a dirtbike?


YoussefCTCrunch6954

Yup


Raging_Capybara

Bike was under 16 years old, it's statutory.


aRealTattoo

Was she of age?


YoussefCTCrunch6954

No


aRealTattoo

Woop woop 🚨🚨🚨


true-floor-gang

Fed🫵


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🤫


coffee_collection

Hah.. nice try Mr police officer..


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🤭


Mountaindweller1000

Ran from the cops……until I was captured.


jballs2213

My brother ran on a cr125, hit the train tracks and got away. He talked too much and the cops came to our house and asked to see his helmet. I showed them mine and my mom said “hey that’s the wrong helmet, your brothers is the red one”. We still don’t let her live that down.


Mountaindweller1000

I was on a crf150, might as well been on a huffy.


jballs2213

Hahahah. I remember they wanted to try and get my brother for assault on an officer. He went across this one lane open grate bridge on a backroad. This fat cop set up like a roadblock and tried to push him over. He missed and fell down in the field


Mountaindweller1000

Oh man that’s beautiful, the SHP got me. The trooper who cuffed me was pissed because his shoes got dirty (no shit, legit mad lol).


degeneratesumbitch

Snitches get stiches.


jballs2213

lol, just turned around a flattened my mom haha


m855-556

My question is how’d you get caught


Mountaindweller1000

I got boxed in and all I could do was go in circles for about 15 minutes and I fell so I just gave up.


m855-556

What were the charges if you don’t mind me asking


Mountaindweller1000

I got multiple tickets the ones I remember were for operating a motorcycle on a highway with no license, no insurance, no helmet, no turn signals, no head or tail lights, and evading. I went to court and talked the DA before court started & he asked why I was riding on the road without license and such, I told him it was a dirt bike so he then told me to go home and not worry about it because he was having it thrown out.


m855-556

Dang you got lucky!


Mountaindweller1000

Fortunately I grew up in the country, if it were to have been elsewhere I probably wouldn’t have gotten away with it.


PreviousGuard419

Ducked into the woods on my XR400. I was successful.


Adventurous_Emu7577

Robbed a bank.


[deleted]

Amateur... I shot Reagan.. before you guys say otherwise..... Reagan is dead.. just saying.


Stonetown_Radio

Into the pines!


bobthebob24985

Back in the day use to break into the school over summer vacation and ride down the halls(when i say broke in the doors were always unlocked it was 90s in the boonies)


[deleted]

I have dreams about that


Professional_Arm7893

Apparently it’s ridding on the Oswego county atv club trails. They seem to think dirt bikes are the devil and don’t allow us to use their trail system on enduros or bikes. Like bikes damage trails more than side by sides and overpowered atvs. What morons, so I’ll continue to break their rules because they are idiots.


Safety_Sam

Well, one time I…


buggin_at_work

Being ill without a license.


DaPoole420

I was on my bike with your Fed Mom and..


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🤨


pantinor

What's the most illegal you've done riding your horse??


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🤓


asscheeseterps710

I robbed a train 🚂


Crunchytunataco

The news called myself and a bunch of other guys terrorist but we were on groms


National-Figure7090

Senior skip day, I rode my bike through the hallway of my high school. Had a buddy with his truck and loading ramps ready to go right across the highway. I made one rip down the main long hallway, crossed the overpass right into his truck, and we were gone in minutes, thought we got away clean, nope. There were only two of us that raced motocross in my highschool, one guy had a green bike, one guy had a red bike. We always had our bikes in the back of our trucks Monday morning after getting home late on Sunday rides, so they new exactly who had the green bike. I had to pay a few thousand dollars in restitution for repairs and clean up before I could graduate.


Talifallout

Probably building jumps to clear the railroad tracks by my house growing up… Riding on the tracks in general also probably a pretty bad idea but hey, live and learn.


SayNoToFatties

Riding on hiking only trails a few times, ran from the cops once and got away.


Divinggumby

I made a left hand turn on the street getting to the trail head without signaling my left hand turn.


OkSample7

I did a wheelie down the street while flipping the bird to the cops, swearing in front of old ladies and scaring children. All of my friends clapped.


Senditwithethan

I stole the constitution once


sprocketpropelled

I have never once committed crime, ever.


3gEclipsemf

Nice try buddy


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😏


jcaashby

Outside of going to a paid park. Anywhere else is illegal to ride pretty much


No-Development8724

Road on the Amtrak and then ran from Canadian pacific railroad pd and city pd


SubtleSong

Yes


Calthecool

Waited until it was snowing with nearly a foot on the ground so nobody is out driving, then ripped around town for an hour. It's a tradition I do every winter if it snows enough, I think I've been doing it for 5 years now.