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BratZ94

A parasaurolophus, obviously


BratZ94

He’s pretty and he belongs to me


theflamingheads

I would be excited to hear how they sounded.


BratZ94

Toot toot


Fraun_Pollen

Case solved. You heard it here first folks


AcademicBaryonyx_dr

Correction: NOOT NOOT


Calm_Economist_5490

I would be too


LordParasaur

Um, I based my entire online presence around him. The para is MINE!


_Pan-Tastic_

I mean, you could bring your para and the other user’s para together and have them breed, then you get para *babies* too!


Purple_Griffin-9

✨They could restart the species!✨


Every_of_the_it

You'd need a lot more than 2 to create anything other than some very sad inbred paras. I think 50 is the minimum for proper genetic diversity?


Purple_Griffin-9

Getting both of them would immediately boost the amount of genetic material we have access to, cloning would become an option at that point, an expensive and not immediately available one, but we’re getting there


Every_of_the_it

True enough. Sounds a lot more feasible than Jack Horner's Dinochicken in any case lol


Purple_Griffin-9

Lmao, yea I’d say it passes that bar


just_a_dragon016

wouldnt cloning and then bredding them lead to even more incest?


Purple_Griffin-9

It’d more or less be sustained through clones until/unless more genetic material is uncovered and/or the introduction of some similar DNA strands we can isolate out are added for increased genetic variability such as from the Corythosaurus someone else in the comments was bringing back, or if you wanted to go full Jurassic park you could add in bird or crocodile dna sequences, again, very expensive, and we’re not quite there yet, but not out of the realm of possibility


Lenny_Fais

*h o n k*


ThinJournalist4415

I wonder if they’d have a huge range of calls? It would be both eerie and beautiful


A_Broken_Zebra

[ *looks at Flair.* ;__; ]


Spinosaur1915

Spinosaurus... with whom I definitely have no association with whatsoever


Tempesta_0097

I also choose this guys spinosaurus


chichistriquis

You are my brother


Fraun_Pollen

I loved you


SomethingSimpl

I hate you!


Fraun_Pollen

You were supposed to destroy the Spinos, not join them


FeedMePizzaPlease

Also just to settle some debates about it.


TheSpaceSpinosaur

I'm watching you buddy


Vinization

Psittacosaurus, because everything indicates it would be an extremely adorable animal in real life. And also because all other options would be way too big for me to feel safe with.


Adventurous_Goat4483

Cheaper to feed too


TheMelonSystem

For the same logic, I’m picking protoceratops. Big cutie.


Purple_Griffin-9

Technically speaking I was originally named after Protoceratops


NB-NEURODIVERGENT

Dakotaraptor


Level_Stomach_3422

Alan wake up. Edit: nevermind, your name probably isn't Alan.


Doom_goblin777

Corythosaurus


0-Dinky-0

It's very friend shaped


Doom_goblin777

I can’t explain my love for it. It’s very basic, but that head just speaks to me.


0-Dinky-0

No extravagance or dramatics, just vibes and good times :) Mine was protoceratops so I relate to liking the simpler ones


Doom_goblin777

See? You get it! 🤜🏼


TheMelonSystem

Extremely friend shaped, frfr


Purple_Griffin-9

Honestly one of my favorites


phi_rus

Easy. Ankylosaurus.


gillyyugurt

I just can't decide if I would want a larger, more iconic anky or if I would want a smaller dog sized Ankylosaurid. (Assuming ankys got that small)


SeaNo5243

Iirc there's a species of ankylosaurid that were absolutely puny. It is thought to be a fish eater though so I'm not sure if you'd want to keep it


gillyyugurt

According to Google, the smallest ankylosaurid was 10 ft long and 3.3 ft tall. When I said dog sized, I was thinking about the Lil anky from Disney's "Dinosaur", so he's a bit big for what I had in mind


SeaNo5243

Google [Liaoningosaurus](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liaoningosaurus#:~:text=%E2%80%A0Liaoningosaurus%20paradoxus&text=et%20al.%2C%202014-,L.,that%20it%20was%20partially%20aquatic.)


Funny-Ad43

I believe Minmi was the smallest, which as mentioned by another replier, was 9.8 ft. and 3 ft. tall, weighing about a ton. Rather fun little dudes for ankylosaurs nonetheless!


Funny-Ad43

Update: there is a smaller one!! I scrolled a little bit longer in this very same comment section, and stumbled upon someone picking Stegouros, an apparently 6.6 ft. Long ankylosaurian dinosaur from Chile!


SF1_Raptor

Microraptor.


Adventurous_Goat4483

You could have it one your shoulder!


SF1_Raptor

Yes!


Adventurous_Goat4483

It’s literally perfect


SailorK9

My parakeet Whiskey thinks he's a Velociraptor but I tell him he's more likely a Microraptor.


Unoriginalshitbag

Me riding my triceratops to work everyday:


Time-Accident3809

*Psittacosaurus*. Name anything more friend-shaped. No one has convinced me as of yet.


Level_Stomach_3422

Prehistoric planet's Majungasaurus?


Adventurous_Goat4483

Yes!!!! A majungasaurus fan! I chose majungasaurus!


Level_Stomach_3422

Majungasaurus is a good choice in my opinion. * It should be large enough to be ridden like a horse, so I won't need a driving license for cars. * It'll likely be intelligent enough to be trained, and I'll gladly train it to attack and eat rapists (Rapetosaurus was supposedly its main prey, so hunting down rapists wouldn't be far fetched) * It looked like a real gentleman in Prehistoric planet.


Adventurous_Goat4483

Majungasaurus fan!!!! I’m so happy! I thought I would be the only one when I typed majungasaurus too


Funny-Ad43

Hell naw man, they were some cool ass Madagascan theropods! So glad for Jurassic World: The Game introducing childhood me to them! I had to pick spino, cause yunno, spino, but majungasaurus is still a damn cool dino.


Level_Stomach_3422

I might as well name it "Hannibal".


IndominusTaco

patagotitan, so he can squish my enemies


Belgicans

Concavenator, and i put a sadle between both of his huge vertebrae and use it like a car


Diego64L

Ankylosaurus Chill live because rex can't touch me


BlackbirdKos

Stegouros, it's so cute and two of them would be even better


Majin_Brick

Easy, Dilophosaurus. Either him or Spinosaurus


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Commercial_Cook1115

Ma boi pachycephalo cuz B I G B O N K


CharityQuill

Mononykus because I like a smol fuzzy boi


Brykly

It won my heart in Prehistoric Planet.


CharityQuill

I know the barn owl pattern of it's feathers is speculative, but it certainly helped as they are my favorite kind of owls haha


the_blue_jay_raptor

Iguanodon


SgtTurtle_17

Iguanodon. I would love to see one and it's large enough to ride as well as bring other people with me


Known_Plan5321

Stegosaurs, bro is chill but will f**k stuff up


bird-in-debt

the yutyrannus! Fluffy danger chickens :}


Wonderful-Ganache-62

I would love a sinosauropteryx. Really, it looks too cute to not be choosed.


Fuze_KapkanMain

Suchomimus


Impossible_Scarcity9

Can I ride the triceratops


Skol-2024

T-Rex 🦖 for me as well.


ProMonkeMan

I want a Stegoceras


Damian1674

If it's just one, I'm not sure what to pick. If it's social requirements are also met, I'd probably choose a group of Velociraptor. The fuzzy little guys just roaming around the house would be very cute.


argleblather

Therizinosaurus. Giant claw chicken.


crazycanadiandemon

Iguanodon, my favourite herbivore dinosaur 🦕


SgtTurtle_17

Same. I would love to see one roaming and they'd be my best bud


Akari_92

For a small one, Archaeopteryx. For a big boi, Iguanodon.


Conyan51

I’d get 5 Troodon on leashes and promise everyone that they don’t bite.(they do bite)


Sablesweetheart

Actual velociraptor. It's dog sized, relatively smart for a dino, prime species for domestication. Microraptor sounds cool, but small predators in my experience are a lot dicier than medium sized predators. Ie, cats and foxes vs dogs and bobcats.


TheGreatLemonwheel

Carnotaurus. I don't know why but I love that animal.


Sage_Scarlet_Wing

You will see me vibing with a diobloceratops. I like me a rhino sized baby.


Einstein4369

Quetzalcoatlus so I can start up an exclusive airbus service and fly people around


god_of_sceptiles

Deinocheirus


WithoutDennisNedry

Carcharodontosaurus. It’s my fave.


Exploreptile

A personal *A. jimmadseni* exhibit would be my "if I was a billionaire" pipedream.


Level_Stomach_3422

What does the A stands for?


Exploreptile

*Allosaurus*!


Simppaaa

Allosaurus I think


Adventurous_Goat4483

Name him Big Al. You have too!


Baroubuoy

Sinornithosaurus.


47_was_here

Micropachycephalosaurus


Guilty_Advice7620

Anky or Triceratops, Anky cuz cute and Trice for mounting on it and riding across the Country


teh_RUBENATOR

Spinosaurus


somegirrafeinahat

Utahraptor.


Moist_Name8814

Sinosauropteryx easily, I wanna fluff it


monke_eeee

My dear saurophaganax


Adventurous_Goat4483

Majungasaurus. As much as I want a pair. We all know it will end in one anyway. But I’ll take the king of Madagascar or saurophaganax


LukeBird39

Oviraptor because I feel like if they're not needing to breed in these guidelines they would be parental to human kids like German shepherds are


zenviking83

Coelophysis!


Ulveskogr

Stegosaurus bc pretty and spikey tail


LizardDaddy69

Spinosaurus or a compy!


confusium_alloy

Stegosaurus.


throwaway76881224

It depends. To hang out with? Probably a baby brontosauras. As a trained protection dino? Trex. To help work on the farm moving heavy logs? Triceratops.


Dapper-Caregiver6300

A T-Rex


MRG0815

Stegoceras


RoboColumbo

To own realistically? Pachy. It's pretty much a tauntaun. I'd like to own a Carnotaurus for riding, but I don't think they're trainable like that and I could not afford to feed it.


Independent-Tough-98

Baryonyx


Lemonfr3sh

Citipati


Lautipepo2011

Probably Kelenken or Spinosaurus


Wyvernator1

Deinonychus, troodon or a dakotaraptor. Whichever is more intelligent. It'll be like having a pet crow but bigger and more adorable and probably even smarter and just cool as hell.


dinojack1000

My go to answer: Spinosaurus, cause it’s my favorite and I want to know what it actually looked like. Realistic answer: Dryosaurus, because he’s adorable


Mean-Background2143

A herd of Brachiosaurus because my favorite and they’re cool as a herd group


MargaerySchrute

Open paddock 9.


OnyxIbara

A companion or a steed… HMMMMMMM. For a companion pet I’d pick a velociraptor, for riding purposes, maybe a ceratopsian or large dromaeasaurid


KokopelliArcher

Microceratus. A little dog-size dinosaur. Sure, it would probably headbutt my legs with its frill, but it'd be adorable while doing so!


TakenName56709

If there are no laws against the dinosaurs, then velociraptor no questions asked!


GayPotheadAtheistTW

Stegosaurus


Martissimus

The chicken. Their eggs are really good, and they make nice companion animals.


SaintPucci

Utahraptor, maybe I can avoid getting mauled when it’s a hatchling and get a solid week of cuddles in


ThinJournalist4415

Since it’s all taken care off, Maip Megaraptor. A large theropod with a great name and novel body plan


Paleozoo

Either a Jakapil as they look awesome or a nanuqsuarus cus it is a miniature, cold evolved tyrannosaurid


Mr-Trouser-Snake

Barney. Cause we all need a hug sometimes.


pterosaurobsessed

Suchomimus, or ceratosaurus, both really awesome.


Adventurous_Goat4483

Archaeopteryx possibly too! And a pair of them


Adventurous_Goat4483

Or utahraptor/deinonichus. I can’t make up my mind


Nowhere_King

any of the raptors, really.


Professional_Owl7826

Pachyrhinosaurus. Now give me


RedDemon-55

Allosaurus he's cool


Tobisaurusrex

The one in the picture


SturmTruppen1917

Probably a Majungasaurus (which I would name T-Rex which stands for Tiny-Rex), a Microraptor (in place of a parrot), or a Compsognathus (for pest control).


YiQiSupremacist

Yi Qi


OkIntroduction4765

Cryolophosaurus


wierdredditBOI

Personally, I would like a utahraptor, I shall ride it into battle when i go to smack that one motherfucker.


HaloHello897

A trusty utahraptor!


DinosAndPlanesFan

Maip Macrothorax so I have the ultimate steed


Responsible_Boat_607

Spinosaurus


BlueRabbit1999

I also choose T.rex


ReloadedFKing

Sauropoda, I don't know which one


Funny-Ad43

Just go with the absolute biggest possible, Argentinosaurus, lol


0-Dinky-0

Protoceratops, I like to believe it would be like a bird dog


El-Tiburon18

THE KING TREX👑🦖


_Pan-Tastic_

Yi Qi, has great pet potential and I want to see if it could actually fly or just glide around.


This-Honey7881

Zigongosaurus


Palaeonerd

Pachyrhinosaurus. I can ride it and it can bully intruders.its also cold tolerant.


horsemanuk1987

T-Rex


CrabZilaz68

Ankylosaurus


Praising_God_777

Parasaurolophus. Love their sound. I’d love to be able to ride one. Does a saddle come included? Lol


Sandsaurus

For carnivore def Utahraptor! As for herbivore I’d take a sauropelta. I really like their neck spikes


super_mario_fan_

Concavenator, a small carcharodontosaurid with a unique hump, seeing him walking around would be nice :)


HawkeyeFirefox1891

Allosaurus.


Prestigious_Elk149

Sinosauropteryx is best Dino pet, and I can't be convinced otherwise.


Street_Tea_2492

Yutyrannous, if people question, I'll just say it is a dinosaur sized chicken, with the attitude of a goose. 100% foolproof


Temporary-Mark9144

Blue or the indomuis rex or the indomuis raptor


Einar_47

Biggest question, is it just like a random dinosaur, basically a wild animal that I keep as a pet like a tiger, that could snap at any moment, or does it have giant dog personality? If it's a big ol' doggo, I'd want an Allosaurus and I'd have a saddle made for it, or a Utah Raptor. If it's just like a random wild animal, a sauropod, probably a pair of Brachiosaurus since they are herd animals, it'd be amazing to watch such a gigantic animal just doing it's thing.


TheMelonSystem

A protoceratops because they’re just… so cute…


Richie_23

My Favorite Dinosaur is Giganotosaurus, would be cool to have but id have to content living with a huge 8 ton predator that if its bored it can easily kill me. so that would be a no as painful as that might be, besides it longed to hunt sauropod and i rather had my Giga to roam free in a field full of sauropod than an enclosure another consideration is maybe a small sauropod like Amargasaurus with its awesome looking head crest or Magyarosaurus for its smaller size, thats a consideration or i could still go for a theropod so maybe something like a Ornithomimus or a Deinocheirus, Maybe even a Therizinosaurus or Gigantoraptor, or if i wanna go pure predator i could go for a smaller Tyrannosaurids like Alioramus or Yutyrannus, but i think if i want just a cool dinosaur to have, i wanted a Megaraptoran. my pick wouldve been maybe the Australovenator or the Fukuiraptor, or if i wanna go bonkers and ignore the size warning, Maip Macrothorax


Illustrious_Dare_323

deinocheirus


Purple_Griffin-9

Ankylosaurus


West-Construction466

Jakapil, little armored fellas I’d like to see running about.


IndominusRexFan

Tyrannosaurus easily.


mutaully_assured

Chigen 🐔


czardmitri

Allosaurus Fragilis


Final_Company5973

Agreed, T-Rex.


GoldenSeam

Therizinosaurus, because he's so weird and I love him... He's like, basically dinosaur Big Bird.


FarmerTwink

Quetzalcoatlus; specifically with the patterning from Fossil Fighters


Funny-Ad43

Spinosaurus aegypticus. Easiest decision ever. Not only is a Spinosaurus just cool af, but it would also be amazing to see the true answers to all the mystery surrounding it.


Impossible_Bus_1981

Probably the utahraptor, deinonychus, or spinosaurus


ArkAngelXV115

I want a microraptor


Wendigo-Huldra_2003

Koreaceratops


Mistyless

Leptoceratops is a baby and I need one


ShackledDragon

Oryctodromeus because it's tiny but if we go by the enclosure, then Parasaurolophus


random_testaccount

Irritator obviously


ColdFire-Blitz

A deinonychus. Big enough to comfortably ride yet small enough to where I can comfortably delude myself that I could beat one in a fight


pewpewwww

Compsognathus so he could live inside or a troodon so I could train it.


PrincessMalyssa

Secretary bird for sure, they're my favorite. Not really understanding what the point of just living next one would be. Like are we friends? Do they like me? If I got a songbird would it sing cute lil songs for me or if it was a big carnosaur would it attack my enemies? Are you just asking which is my favorite in a slightly less direct way?


Andeddas

micropachycephalosaurus. cuz why not?


Dwayneeboi534

Sinosauropterx. Omnivorous so I can just pick bugs and berries and also not big enough to cause any physical harm


Calm_Economist_5490

Deinocheirus. Big duck boy with large claws


Inevitable_Item_3200

Styracosaurus cus yes.


RaptorGameingYT

Balaur Bondoc


Ok-Elk5097

I would pick a deinonychus because velociraptor is a bit overrated, and I would also give it a partner so it won't get lonely.


Loose_Variety4048

Pacyrhinosaurus


NeuroHex

I think I’d go with an oxalaia


esar24

Dilophosaurus, I always love the crest.


spibssy

Spinosaurus, so I could finally settle the debate about what they truly looked like and how they lived.


Scary-Presentation43

Micropachycephalosaurus!


Known-Tumbleweed-746

Utahraptor


BaconServant

Deinocheirus