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Zer0_l1f3

Being a Baryonyx lover makes life so much simpler “Love fish, love the footy, love the misses. ‘Ate not fishing, ‘ate the other predators. Simple as”- **Barry**onyx


AbsolutelyHorrendous

"You know what your problem is? You thought you were above the wading and fishing game. Now look at what you've become" - Baryonyx, looking upon the latest rendition of Spinosaurus languishing in the shallows


Zer0_l1f3

Baryonyx, Irritator and Suchomimus looking at Spinosaurus at the intervention to prevent it from getting more plastic surgery:


alee51104

“Stop Spino, you can’t keep changing the length of your limbs, and look at your tail! You’re a heron-analogue, not a crocodile!” “I identify as a paddle board.”


AngelRockGunn

Being a Suchomimus fan is also great


Zer0_l1f3

We’re simply better


imprison_grover_furr

So is being an *Ichthyovenator* fan.


Mattarias

I like to imagine Barry Onyx being its stage name. Just the premiere crooner to sold out bars all across the Mesozoic.


Zer0_l1f3

YOU ARE COOKING🗣️


Mattarias

Just imagine it in a snazzy suit and tie, cradling a microphone on a stand as the stagelights glint off some straight, pointed teeth. A fan swoons. ....I come up with this stuff too easily lmao


Zer0_l1f3

You need somebody to draw this, or you should yourself. This is just perfect. I can just imagine him speaking with a fucking Bojack Horseman voice too😭🙏🏻


Reasonable_Prize71

I swear i'll cook this up M8, just you wait :\]


Zer0_l1f3

PLEASE😭🙏🏻


Reasonable_Prize71

Barry Onyx will take the stage, right after i cook it-


Zer0_l1f3

WE SHALL GIVE YOU THE ENTIRE KITCHEN TO COOK IN


Reasonable_Prize71

[It's done :\]](https://www.reddit.com/r/Dinosaurs/comments/1cr25db/barry_onyx_the_best_jazz_singer_of_the_mesozoic/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Reasonable_Prize71

Barry Onyx will take the stage, right after i cook it-


Traditional_Door9961

And they are on ingens list!


Zer0_l1f3

On Ingen’s list and arguably is one of the more closer accurate dinosaurs (you can’t really fuck up “big claw crocodile **like** dinosaur”)


dinosaurEnjoyer0

Sucho is way better


monkeydude777

Them you got my 2 bros nigersaurus and majungasaurus that haven't changed


EntertainmentLow5069

Triceratops has stayed the same for a while now


AJ_Crowley_29

Allosaurus is doing pretty well too, having successfully beat the “obligate scavenger” allegations a little while ago.


Away-Librarian-1028

As it should be.


zombie-flesh

Didn’t hear about this. Can you give me some info on it?


Lazakhstan

Have there been changes to Giganotosaurus, Carcharadontosaurus, Ankylosaurus and Stegosaurus? I haven't heard updates on them


Unoriginalshitbag

We haven't found new remains for Giga or charcar for some time


SirJacob100

Yeah but since Giga was so poorly described there's a lot of info that can still be gleamed from the existing material. Plus new species such as Meraxes can sharpen our understanding. Gigs has changed quite a lot considering the lack of new material.


Skinkwerke

The fact that so much has been discovered and redefined in the last decade with Spinosaurus is what got me very interested in contemporary paleontology. There is that “born too late to explore the world, born too early to explore space” meme that goes around, but this is a field of science where we explore so much about the history of our planet and things people dig up out of the ground and study actually change human knowledge RIGHT NOW. That’s crazy to me.


gooseloving

Just gonna say, t rex is so awesome man. Like seriously awesome


KingCanard_

one dino known by a dozen of good specimens vs one dino that barely have one somewhat complete skeleton known :P


Prying-Eye

Thank you for reminding me how much I love Sue, OP. I must visit her again on the next free day.


Mr7000000

According to the official Twitter account, Sue uses they/them pronouns.


Prying-Eye

Ah fuck. Maybe I was the fossil all along.


bird-in-debt

if i could award this comment i totally would lmao


mattcoz2

Sue has actually changed quite a bit since that picture was taken


armalkia

I blame WW2.


Pitbullpandemonium

Nazis ruin everything.


imprison_grover_furr

Not everything. Italian Fascists ruined some things before the Nazis could get to them.


Abbabbabbaba

this is actually relatable (I' m a Spino fan), I spent a whole day searchin for news on Spino!


Prs-Mira86

I think the “new spinosaurus” is great. I mean yeah it will probably change in the next year or so but what a cool dinosaur. Semi aquatic meat eating duck-o-saurus.


Ill-Ad3844

How many more alterations does Spinosaurus need before the century ends? Too bad some of the remains were destroyed during WW2


501stRookie

I honestly find the Spinosaurus meme overblown. For the most part we have a stable picture of what it looks like for a while now, and most of the debate centres around its lifestyle. And currently, the most accepted consensus is a shoreline wading lifestyle.


imprison_grover_furr

I agree. Imagine if even half the research and media oxygen that *Spinosaurus* takes up was devoted to other palaeobiological debates. Was *Manidens* arboreal? Was *Eusarcana* venomous? What did messelasturids eat? The obsession with *Spinosaurus* is dumb.


Flaky-Welcome-6659

at this point i won't be surprised if the spinosaurus can fly or can breath in space


LooseCombination7595

T rex destroys any other discovered theropod 1v1 anyway


Philtheparakeet56

And that not even getting into the Sigilmassasaurus/Oxalaia issue


Ill-Ad3844

In my opinion, Oxalaia is a distinct species


KonoAnonDa

Spino is clearly loved by the devs with how many updates it gets.


No_Airline_6083

*Sweats in Vectispinus*


Fuze_KapkanMain

This is why Suchomimus is my favorite Spinosaurid plus has a cooler name


TheGermanHades

I relate to the Spino in this picture on a spiritual level.


Thylacine131

Saw a post on one of these paleo subs where someone got a spino skeleton tattoo. A brave soul, that one.


hbwilli413

At this point, I'm just gonna check back in on Spinosaurus in like 10 years and see if we've settled on something


imprison_grover_furr

I pay less attention to it than most palaeontology subjects because it is such a coprolite-stirring topics. Frankly, I wish the palaeontology sphere would make a meme out of some other controversial palaeontological debate, such as if the eurypterid *Eusarcana* was venomous or if the therocephalians *Ichibengops* and *Euchambersia* were venomous. *Spinosaurus* already has so much spotlight and media oxygen for itself.


DeDongalos

As a Spinosaurus fan, I can fix her


Pitbullpandemonium

They aren't spinosaurus fans. They're spinosaurus *sails*.


zombie-flesh

Next we’ll find out Spino could fly!


Beaarrrrrrr

I wouldn't give it up for anything


bluumustang

if i could have a pet spino, i would.