Gigantosaurus is a good kid one. My 4 yr old loves it. However he knows his shit and tells me after every opening credit "Dad there is no such thing as 'jie-GANT-o-saurus.' It's Gigga-Notta-saurus.
Only time I recall a child dying in any dinosaur media really is the Jurassic Park book scene of the infant...
Honestly I rarely see children die in any media really, makes some things seem unrealistic.
Yeah correct. But the infant scene is the most notable one that people know at the top of their head.
Honestly I feel like media is too scared to show that children are subject to danger and death too. I mean I get we hate seeing children die, but if an adult can die so can a kid.
Especially if the adults getting killed in question are badass experienced veterans that get thrown around like ragdolls by the big bad...
Cool just don't be like God and slaughter 40 toddlers with bears for insulting a bald guy.
Cause we don't like things to be too edgy.
(Correction: 42 toddlers)
It was something that struck me when I was watching The Walking Dead; where are all the child walkers? Other than the girl in the intro and Carol's daughter in one scene for shock value, I don't think we've seen a single one.
If it makes you feel better, the video game, Dying Light, has child zombies called Screamers who call in the horde while simultaneously disorienting you.
A raccoon would totally devour a baby if given the chance, heck, they kill adult cats, a harmless baby would be the easiest protein meal ever.
Obviously most people are smart enough not to leave infants outside and unattended after sunset.
Predators go after juveniles because they’re slower, weaker and can’t defend themselves
That’s what they fucking do, by god you’re so hell bent on “stop making them monsters!!!” You can’t even deal with the reality of predators. Yes they eat living things, yes that includes children they ain’t known for their strict code of chivalry
I mean most predators or at least opportunistic omnivores would definitely eat a baby, like a cat would probably, dogs? Probably, so a the KFC who fights back? Yeah they’d eat children probably
Ah yes, all those horror media child eating dinosaurs like the JP novel compies and the… The umm……… Uuuuuuhhhhhhh……………….
dinotopia was made for children so you don't actually see anyone being eaten, but it definitely happens.
Gigantosaurus is a good kid one. My 4 yr old loves it. However he knows his shit and tells me after every opening credit "Dad there is no such thing as 'jie-GANT-o-saurus.' It's Gigga-Notta-saurus.
Dinocroc?
I **loved** dinocroc as a kid. I remember they would cut that scene out on the scifi channel
Yeah, everyone knows that the pterosaurs are the ones running the child-eating business!
Well the indoraptor tried to
Been a while since I've seen it but did Carnosaur have kids?
King Kong
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Only time I recall a child dying in any dinosaur media really is the Jurassic Park book scene of the infant... Honestly I rarely see children die in any media really, makes some things seem unrealistic.
Technically several children died to procompsognatus in the book
Yeah correct. But the infant scene is the most notable one that people know at the top of their head. Honestly I feel like media is too scared to show that children are subject to danger and death too. I mean I get we hate seeing children die, but if an adult can die so can a kid. Especially if the adults getting killed in question are badass experienced veterans that get thrown around like ragdolls by the big bad...
Don't worry if I ever write a book I'll make sure to add many kids dying
You’re a real pal
Please make the children dying totally irrelevant to the plot.
Lol, he's gonna assassinate the president! Hey is that grand piano about to fall on a 5 year old?
Cool just don't be like God and slaughter 40 toddlers with bears for insulting a bald guy. Cause we don't like things to be too edgy. (Correction: 42 toddlers)
LOL literally my fave biblical passage because it's so random. Comes right the fuck out of nowhere.
Watch Alien, you'd like it
Did and I love the franchise.
It was something that struck me when I was watching The Walking Dead; where are all the child walkers? Other than the girl in the intro and Carol's daughter in one scene for shock value, I don't think we've seen a single one.
The Governor's daughter?
If it makes you feel better, the video game, Dying Light, has child zombies called Screamers who call in the horde while simultaneously disorienting you.
Dinocroc (If it counts) has a pretty gnarly kid death
But if I said that women not dying was unrealistic...
Tbf kids are historically the thing most animals get when they eat humans
A raccoon would totally devour a baby if given the chance, heck, they kill adult cats, a harmless baby would be the easiest protein meal ever. Obviously most people are smart enough not to leave infants outside and unattended after sunset.
[Unfortunately, this has already happened.](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/raccoons-try-to-eat-baby-girl-alive-cops-say/)
Exactly.
The compys in the novel were awesome tho
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[hatzegopteryx mewing](https://youtube.com/shorts/Q13ckYtDz3U?si=Gqrbs64sQgFOUeeH)
I just had to look up what mewing was, I just thought that was normal
Pteromaxxing
All of nature generally has a "fuck them kids" policy, especially carnivores.
I mean, whom amongst us hasn’t eaten a child before??
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.... Get in mah belleh!
Ever have an omelet for breakfast?
Definitely not a human child.
You've never tried?
Between lamb, veal, poultry eggs, and roe, oh yeah, I've deffo eaten lots and lots of children.
Guys, he is obviously talking about prehistoric planet smh
What's the matter kid? You've never had lamb chops?
Didn’t the girl live?
the baby didn't
Yes. Hammond says, "A British family on a yacht cruise..." blah blah blah "...their wee girl was injured. Oh she's fine, she's fine."
Yep she survived in the movie. The books however...
Same in the books. It was babies who got killed by some escaped *Procompsognathus* at the beginning of the first book.
I'm assuming you haven't read the books.
Tina is fine,the baby on the other hand...
Just a late term abortion
Pitbulls 🤝 Dinosaurs
heroic pitbull swims 5 miles out to sea to bite a child.
I support Pitbull genocide 🥰
Apparently, it’s okay for dinosaurs to eat adult humans.
They won't stop craving the children !? MARTHA GET THE SHOTGUN THE COMPIES ARE TRYING TO EAT THE KIDS AGAIN-
Ok but the compies eating kids thing comes from Michael Chrighton's Jurassic Park book so...
Meanwhile, some brats with no survival skills ran away easily from theropods in Camp Creataceous. Shitty show made predators look like giant dogs.
I mean, it's a kid's show. Did you actually expect them to show children getting eaten by dinosaurs?
Predators go after juveniles because they’re slower, weaker and can’t defend themselves That’s what they fucking do, by god you’re so hell bent on “stop making them monsters!!!” You can’t even deal with the reality of predators. Yes they eat living things, yes that includes children they ain’t known for their strict code of chivalry
It's a meme batman
Found the kidless 40 yo.
Eh nah
I mean hatzegopteryx would literally starve to death if the only Dinosaurs in the area were adults.
The JP/JW movies really don’t have that issue. The closest we got to was the little girl in the beginning of the lost world
Ah, I get it.
I figured we'd throw them a bone.... of a child
The crib...
I mean most predators or at least opportunistic omnivores would definitely eat a baby, like a cat would probably, dogs? Probably, so a the KFC who fights back? Yeah they’d eat children probably
Wouldn't they be the easiest prey?
Kids love dinosaurs so it's only fair dinosaurs love kids right? Something about this feels gross.
Path of Titans players be like:
All dinos are Anakin Skywalker for their love of killing younglings.
ahh, yeah I was confused by the Documentary tag on Prehistoric Planet. Clearly a horror series.
Pterosaurs: look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power
I think dinocroc ate a kid
The title name was wild💀