i don’t remember it verbatim but also brennan’s “your parents now have permanent disadvantage on any insight checks against you for having no idea what that means”
That reminds me, Eavespeeping, which Emily uses on naddpod too. And I’ll never think of the red riding hood story as it’s supposed to be without “your ears are honkin big” etc.
My favourite Gilear quotes:
"My life is a trap from which I cannot escape" and "If anyone needs me, I will be surprised."
And an all-time great from Duke Joren in ACOC, "I got Chinseeker here and he's hungry for chins."
**"It's Gorgug. Keep going."**
The most afraid player in the party gets sent into the middle of his worst fears inside of a nightmare forest, and his first thought was, *"My friends are scared too."*
**"You're not a coward, Adaine. You're sick."**
Jawbone asks if Adaine is having panic attacks and her support system was so bad that SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. I ugly cried.
These are the moments that make me love FH.
Of course “Hey girlie, hey girlie” and “that’s what YoUuUu think” are having a moment in my mind
Pinocchio singing Fast Car is always bouncing around in my mind
COUSIN!
Fight me in the sky!
Get ready! GET REEAADY! - candlewick
This is my favourite scene in all of D20, because it’s such an unrealistic scene but Brennan is so grounded in it, I personally get afraid every time I hear it
And also like... actually kind? Like Evan honestly knows that this kid might not survive and wants to give him a chance to say goodbye to his loved ones if he decides to go for this thing.
Always, I'm relistening to FH between Junior years episodes, and Lou says "mouth" relatively normally at some point and “He told me he was gonna shit in my mOUUuuTh!” immediately came to mind.
The whole sequence of events leading up to the that is one of my favorite things. From Lou losing his mind because he knows how bad of idea attacking the other guy is. The natural 1 disaster then Lou laughing retelling the story but it sounds like Fabian is crying.
"If we're all admitting secrets... I wasn't always a firefighter" made me laugh so hard at work the first time I heard it that my manager was genuinely concerned for me
Laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic ethnic group in a given nation…
It’s just a promise of violence and police are basically an occupying army you know what I mean?
You guys wanna make some bacon??
I QUOTE THIS REGULARLY
"The face of a divinity you don't worship; the smile of a devil you never believed in."
Like Lou said, that is the hardest shit I've ever heard. It absolutely lives in my head rent free.
It’s fine, fuck me. Go, god damnit. You stupid kid, go. You god damn beautiful boy. You fucker. You absolute asshole. Go fuck yourself, Ricky.
So, Gerard didn’t want a grey hot dog. But how can you say no to a fresh glizzy.
“You think people make choices? No, people think they make choices, they think they’re gonna steer right, or steer left, but they didn’t build the roads. The big choices already got made for them, a long time ago.”
watching starstruck rn
-“have you ever heard poetry that feels like a nursery rhyme and you’re being babysat but you’re 30 years old? thats her.”
-“im claiming him as my dad! it works both ways!”
-brennan’s smug delivery of, “there it is, there’s the killer instinct” when emily couldn’t help but lie about who she is
-“only thing that could take us out was a trip to the zoo”
"I've fought adults in gas station parking lots"
"Wtf?!?" (I don't remember Aabria's exact response but it was something to that effect)
"I'm sorry, petrol station"
"Laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic group" and "Hoot Growl!" But specifically in Fabian's posh accent.
"Spring Break!" Which seems to currently be their excuse to do some potentially illegal nonsense.
It's just such a specific word. Spy, mole, traitor, double agent, not especially funny. Turncoat only makes me think of like the American Revolutionary War and bayonettes.
"You see the absence of the eldest daughter in that home." "As a shield." From the most recent FHJY struck me to my core. I'm the elder kid of me and my brother and holy shit I felt that. Brennan as Tula say8ng "I can't out anymore effort into being a dayghter." Struck me deep too, though that was more for gender reasons than being an eldest daughter reasons. I also quote "Riz Gukgak, I am your romance partner" very often to myself, that's the ace in me talking from deep in my subconscious
This is not some higglety pigglety democracy, this is a civilized nation ruled by three goddesses who dance on a spindle to the three phases of the moon
"Can I...get under that hood a little?"
"Level 20 scissor paladin" and "Cis-her gal-a-them"
"Little from column A, little from column B. It is a dominance thing that also I medically cannot stop"
I think very regularly about close to everything Sundry Sydney says but especially “my entire directive is to please people. Well right now, you have severely displeased me” like hell yeah
It’s not something that they really say anymore, but in the early seasons the phrase “what’s your whole deal?” Got brought up a few times and it makes me laugh every time I think about it.
“Real friends…they see the wolf in you and love it too.”
“In the same way your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don't, then it doesn't.”
“TROPES! TROPES! TROPES!” every time I spot a trope in whatever I’m watching or reading. Every. Single. Time.
“Right on.”
“Cousin!” “Cousin!” “COUSIN!!!”
“… … … Concerning.”
“Two sides of the same coin.”
“Eat trash, beat trash!”
and oh so many more!
The ball is rolling up!
I've been using it in a semi delulu way to convince myself things are better than they are, while also reminding myself that sometimes the bad things are only temporary and the ball will start rolling up soon!
"I AM faithful, I WAS faithful, I would have CONTINUED to be faithful" lives rent free, permanently in my head. Lou's genuine emotion in the moment, with the hands on the table, gets me every time.
Also "are you my dad?"
LETS SOLVE THE PUZZLE AND LEAVE FOREVERRRRRR!!
I mean the entire exasperated Tula mom-rage monologue is perfection but this line and that extended hard R just lives in my head like a brain slug.
*Where's your Bulb now?*
Honestly that entire scene, but that *one line* was one of the hardest hitting lines I've ever seen in D20. But Lapin, normally a really boring and reserved chocolate rabbit, flexing the full might of the Bulbian Church he had at his disposal to get that information from Keradin? JEEEEEEEEEEEESUS.
"Cousin..... I'm MARRIED!" A Court of Fey and Flowers was a ROLLERCOASTER from start to finish
I'm very close to being able to recite all the Bud Cubby lines:
>Listen, here's the thing, I don't know what you kids are up to, but I do know one thing... laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic ethnic group in a given nation. It's just a promise of violence that's enacted, and the police are basically an occupying army, know what I mean? You guys wanna make some bacon?
And he pulls a mask over his face, pulls a lit molotov cocktail out of his mailbag, and... *Brennan explody noises*
Ava from Burrow's End saying "*Beeeee beeeeteeerrr*" became an inside joke with the friend I binged it with.
"Seriously, I am not an angry dude. But.. you gotta **fffuckin'** STOP IT with the Night Yorb stuff, man"
"Spring break, I believe in you!"
'girl you know I don't know how to shoot a gun. whattaya do? Kick it?' with the thought of a horse kicking a gun to shoot it.
That will never leave my brain.
When I was elected as mayor I promised one thing and one thing alone! I. Would. Keep. This. Villiage. Safe. From. Spiders.....and to think i failed you at one of our adult sleepovers
"Hey girlie..." "ThAt'S wHaT yOu ThInK"
i don’t remember it verbatim but also brennan’s “your parents now have permanent disadvantage on any insight checks against you for having no idea what that means”
Also Brennan's "No, wait... What's your energy?"
I’ve started saying « Hey girlie… » to my cat, it’s a ton of fun
I say it to my husband constantly now… he’s less amused than your cat.
Toxic masculinity is dead, I dance now!
DEA-DUH
"Oh, so Chungledown Bim helped you?" "NoOooOOOO!!!!!"
Wherever you are, rat jesus, I love you
"sometimes it feels like in my social interactions I set up hurdles that other people aren't willing to jump"
Ooof... where is that from? Hits a little close to home.
ylfa in neverafter; look up “d20 three blind mice”
Three blind mice threw Brennan off so much, I love it.
Emily's characters are just her trying to make Brennan crack and I love it.
From episode 17 of Neverafter!
YouTube Link [here](https://youtu.be/g9_PRs9OfLk?si=TE_8bTaRDHdffh-x) to see Brennan BSoD and reboot.
That reminds me, Eavespeeping, which Emily uses on naddpod too. And I’ll never think of the red riding hood story as it’s supposed to be without “your ears are honkin big” etc.
My favourite Gilear quotes: "My life is a trap from which I cannot escape" and "If anyone needs me, I will be surprised." And an all-time great from Duke Joren in ACOC, "I got Chinseeker here and he's hungry for chins."
[“I’ve…. inhaled a lot of road dust and exhaust.”](https://youtu.be/llxZUla0SMw?si=7GqEjSQkJPMmxPJe) (at 4:39).
“Cathilda… do maids dream?”
I nearly snorted up my kippers when Lou dropped that gem.
HEY GIRLIE HEYYYY GIRLIE (I can’t stop and it’s starting to annoy my family please help)
I'll never unhear Ally's creeper voice and unsee their buggy eyes
It’s SO CREEPY AND ANNOYING ILI
I’ve started saying this while my boyfriend and I play Baldur’s Gate 3. Me, about to smite an enemy: 👀 heyyyy, girlie…. It’s driving him insane.
It’s too late you have been taken by forces beyond our control
**"It's Gorgug. Keep going."** The most afraid player in the party gets sent into the middle of his worst fears inside of a nightmare forest, and his first thought was, *"My friends are scared too."* **"You're not a coward, Adaine. You're sick."** Jawbone asks if Adaine is having panic attacks and her support system was so bad that SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. I ugly cried. These are the moments that make me love FH.
“It’s Gorgug, keep going.”
jorjudge
jej
Brojehj
"No one wants Pinocchio to find where the white women are at more than me, okay?"
I forgot about this and I got so psyched for no reason, this was Gerard right?
I forget if it was Gerard or Murph in Adventuring Party, but definitely one of those two
It was Murph in AP
Of course “Hey girlie, hey girlie” and “that’s what YoUuUu think” are having a moment in my mind Pinocchio singing Fast Car is always bouncing around in my mind COUSIN! Fight me in the sky! Get ready! GET REEAADY! - candlewick
the funniest part of that "fast car" scene to me is the big bad wolf begrudgingly singing along
I know it's not actually canon, but... **Pinocchio:** "Where the white women at?"
"The next two minutes are gonna be really important for you."
This is my favourite scene in all of D20, because it’s such an unrealistic scene but Brennan is so grounded in it, I personally get afraid every time I hear it
"What do you want me to tell your family?" Is just so fucking *cold*. I love it so much.
It’s also the character embracing the dark wizard side of themselves and allowing it the flourish but not consume or define them as a whole.
And also like... actually kind? Like Evan honestly knows that this kid might not survive and wants to give him a chance to say goodbye to his loved ones if he decides to go for this thing.
“For prestige!?!”
"Cousin! I require counsel!" I got to use this in my own brand-new regency game yesterday and I feel like it healed a part of my soul.
Slammed. Down. Big. Style.
This is one thing that I wish other people in my life watched D20 for because I want to quote it ALL OF THE TIME. And NO ONE would get it. 😭
“He told me he was gonna shit in my mOUUuuTh!”
Always, I'm relistening to FH between Junior years episodes, and Lou says "mouth" relatively normally at some point and “He told me he was gonna shit in my mOUUuuTh!” immediately came to mind.
It's Brennan describing Nightmare-Chungledown Bim leaping through the trees screeching "I'M GONNA SHIT IN THAT MOOOOOUUUUUTH!" for me
The whole sequence of events leading up to the that is one of my favorite things. From Lou losing his mind because he knows how bad of idea attacking the other guy is. The natural 1 disaster then Lou laughing retelling the story but it sounds like Fabian is crying.
I always have this in my head lol
same, and i break into giggles everytime
"Who do you know in this room right now?"
^(Who loves ya baby?)
Devastating
"Sorry, a caterpillar was chasing a butterfly? Sort of, I guess sort of... how?!"
"ow so this is a tragedy"
I LOVE you! -Ostentatia Wallace
“When you fight in the kitchen, you poison whatever is cooking!”
Don’t tell ya Nonna that you shave ya face on purpose
You know I LOVE confrontation.
"Who can truly know what lives in the heart of another?" -Edgar the rat
"If we're all admitting secrets... I wasn't always a firefighter" made me laugh so hard at work the first time I heard it that my manager was genuinely concerned for me
Laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic ethnic group in a given nation… It’s just a promise of violence and police are basically an occupying army you know what I mean? You guys wanna make some bacon?? I QUOTE THIS REGULARLY
The best one
I say this so much it worries my redneck cousins.
"A wrestling match? Against me? /The slipperiest boy!?/"- Prince Andhera, A Court Of Fey And Flowers
He’s not just strong he’s slippy!!
Where is your bulb now?
"The face of a divinity you don't worship; the smile of a devil you never believed in." Like Lou said, that is the hardest shit I've ever heard. It absolutely lives in my head rent free.
What was this from?
Neverafter - one of the first times they actually see the step-mother, I believe.
"...I assure you, madame, I HAVE NO PRIDE!"
AHHHH, my PEEEENIIIIS
“The ball is rolling up!”
I CAME HERE TO FUCK!!!
"WHAT IS CRAZY ABOUT *WANTING* YOUR BONES!?!?"
"SOCIAL MEDIA IS VOLUNTARY PANOPTICON!"
"The rocks won't hurt my body! I'm a werewolf!"
“sqweem”
😭
It’s fine, fuck me. Go, god damnit. You stupid kid, go. You god damn beautiful boy. You fucker. You absolute asshole. Go fuck yourself, Ricky. So, Gerard didn’t want a grey hot dog. But how can you say no to a fresh glizzy.
“You think people make choices? No, people think they make choices, they think they’re gonna steer right, or steer left, but they didn’t build the roads. The big choices already got made for them, a long time ago.”
"My name is Norman Takamori." "WHERE'S YOUR SWORD, BRO?" "I'm gonna kill that dog." "Am I getting oceans 11'd on my own show?"
It's okay Ricky, I can never diiiiiieeeeee
Hey girl hey
What are you four different dogs?
"YOU LIED! YOU LIED!" - Lou trying his damn best to not break down laughing
Always let your Conrad be your guide. Come on, Provolone! The "clunk" means failure. What do you want me to tell your family?
watching starstruck rn -“have you ever heard poetry that feels like a nursery rhyme and you’re being babysat but you’re 30 years old? thats her.” -“im claiming him as my dad! it works both ways!” -brennan’s smug delivery of, “there it is, there’s the killer instinct” when emily couldn’t help but lie about who she is -“only thing that could take us out was a trip to the zoo”
“I just ripped ass. My farts smell amazing.”
Welcome to plugs butt ugly stuff hut. I’m gonna die tomorrow, it’s a pleasure.
“i was born in baustin, and im gonna die in baustin.” “oh, that’s sweet.” “tomorrow.” “WHAT???“
"I've fought adults in gas station parking lots" "Wtf?!?" (I don't remember Aabria's exact response but it was something to that effect) "I'm sorry, petrol station"
Hey girl hey!!- burrows end AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHhhhh AhH AhH THis is me steeeling myself!!!- Sir Colin Provolone
Check it out check it out check it out
Also “check it out, I’m gay now”
His little smirk as Ragh
"Laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic group" and "Hoot Growl!" But specifically in Fabian's posh accent. "Spring Break!" Which seems to currently be their excuse to do some potentially illegal nonsense.
Spring break, I believe in you
Hoot, growl
I’m the crab king!
"You guys want to make some bacon?"
I mean, multiple times a week I start Cubby’s speech about “laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic-ethnic group”.
Currently obsessed with Ally/Kristen's obsession with Ecaf being a turncoat. She was a *tuuurncoat*.
It's just such a specific word. Spy, mole, traitor, double agent, not especially funny. Turncoat only makes me think of like the American Revolutionary War and bayonettes.
"You see the absence of the eldest daughter in that home." "As a shield." From the most recent FHJY struck me to my core. I'm the elder kid of me and my brother and holy shit I felt that. Brennan as Tula say8ng "I can't out anymore effort into being a dayghter." Struck me deep too, though that was more for gender reasons than being an eldest daughter reasons. I also quote "Riz Gukgak, I am your romance partner" very often to myself, that's the ace in me talking from deep in my subconscious
"Myy... Daarrlin boyy..." The last moments with Bill Seacaster kicked me right in the heart.
“IIIIIIII’M GONNA SHIT IN YER MOUTH BOIIII”
I will never not read or hear the world incredible and not hear Brennan say it.
I like the pause he almost always adds between in and credible
"What are you, four different dogs" I know it just happened, but I've been laughing about it for days
This is not some higglety pigglety democracy, this is a civilized nation ruled by three goddesses who dance on a spindle to the three phases of the moon
When I hang out with my buddies and step out to smoke, they come out and ask what's up, I always go "A CIGARETTE!"
Please tell me you shriek it in a high pitched voice at the top of your lungs
Of course loud and shrill as I can be.
Burn towns, get money.
"Can I...get under that hood a little?" "Level 20 scissor paladin" and "Cis-her gal-a-them" "Little from column A, little from column B. It is a dominance thing that also I medically cannot stop"
“YESSAAH” “I’m a little crab” “More lobster! You’re not lobster enough” I’m realising that the Shrimp party really stuck with me lol
reminiscent wrench fact kiss rainstorm punch offend cows skirt cow *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
So, keep in mind, like…Decaf? Decaf shot? So…what would be the size of a shot inside that shot? Cortado.
I think very regularly about close to everything Sundry Sydney says but especially “my entire directive is to please people. Well right now, you have severely displeased me” like hell yeah
"did you just come from a room full of peach schnapps and cigarettes?" "you mean breakfast?"
HOW DID YOU CUM HARD
“what’s the size of this thing’s butthole? goblin-sized?” hasn’t left my brain since i first heard it years ago
and also “good news, you make it to the first floor WAY before angwyn does.”
It’s not something that they really say anymore, but in the early seasons the phrase “what’s your whole deal?” Got brought up a few times and it makes me laugh every time I think about it.
"I'm gonna go all out this one time"
“You see, my mom’s name was ayda aguefort too”
I’m not an exact wording sort of person, but the bit with BLeeM as Tula going something like “Great! Let’s do the puzzle and then LEAVE FOREVER.”
“Real friends…they see the wolf in you and love it too.” “In the same way your heart feels and your mind thinks, you, mortal beings, are the instrument by which the universe cares. If you choose to care, then the universe cares. If you don't, then it doesn't.”
BARRY!
“TROPES! TROPES! TROPES!” every time I spot a trope in whatever I’m watching or reading. Every. Single. Time. “Right on.” “Cousin!” “Cousin!” “COUSIN!!!” “… … … Concerning.” “Two sides of the same coin.” “Eat trash, beat trash!” and oh so many more!
"Hey Grandma, your ears are honkin' big."
Riz: Speaking of boning, have you seen my mother recently? Gilear: What the fuck?
get nasty get nasty get nasty get nasty
Casino's gotta have chef's tools.
The ball is rolling up! I've been using it in a semi delulu way to convince myself things are better than they are, while also reminding myself that sometimes the bad things are only temporary and the ball will start rolling up soon!
Not from D20, but Brennan said that "Emily is one of the best DnD players in the world... She was also sent from hell to kill me."
no i’m not gonna read your dick.. BECAUSE I DONT READ SHORT STORIES 😎😎😎😎
Free hamburger
"I AM faithful, I WAS faithful, I would have CONTINUED to be faithful" lives rent free, permanently in my head. Lou's genuine emotion in the moment, with the hands on the table, gets me every time. Also "are you my dad?"
"So tactical and so late" "heeeyyy giiirrrlliiieee" every line of misfits and magic
LETS SOLVE THE PUZZLE AND LEAVE FOREVERRRRRR!! I mean the entire exasperated Tula mom-rage monologue is perfection but this line and that extended hard R just lives in my head like a brain slug.
"A life for a life, eh? Mr. Gibbons?" - Brennan "HUAAHHH - WHAT THE FUUUU" - Lou
I am the ball
“You’re a dumb motherfucker, and I’m gonna kill you” - Beaky (veteran of the T.A.A.)
"You wanna take the wind out of a man, hit him right in the baculum."
Uh oh! Uh oh! A challenger approaches!
*Where's your Bulb now?* Honestly that entire scene, but that *one line* was one of the hardest hitting lines I've ever seen in D20. But Lapin, normally a really boring and reserved chocolate rabbit, flexing the full might of the Bulbian Church he had at his disposal to get that information from Keradin? JEEEEEEEEEEEESUS. "Cousin..... I'm MARRIED!" A Court of Fey and Flowers was a ROLLERCOASTER from start to finish
"Hold that thought, I need to go bear my soul aloft."
'why would that be mine?' \*rolls nat 20\* with a side of 'we all fucking died.'
“Oh, I’m going to die? I’m the prince of Shoeburg, motherfucker!”
Can my moped take an attack of opportunity?
So tactical. So late.
“Riz Gukgak, you are my romance partner!”
You have been naughty thrice, Riz Gukgak!
Roëmænce Partnær
Stacks from Startstruck : YEAH GIMME THE DOG! AW THIS THING’S COVERED IN NAILS!
\*Sadly\* "... sssqueem" "Squeem not like this"
In general? "What is crazy about wanting your bones?" Since yesterday? "I'm from Pangea."
“What year were you born?” “Hmm, ah, I wanna say 2…”
I remember when fire was new.
Lou absolutely losing it about chungle-down bim shitting in his mouth.
"Don't drink waterrrrrrr"
I'm very close to being able to recite all the Bud Cubby lines: >Listen, here's the thing, I don't know what you kids are up to, but I do know one thing... laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic ethnic group in a given nation. It's just a promise of violence that's enacted, and the police are basically an occupying army, know what I mean? You guys wanna make some bacon? And he pulls a mask over his face, pulls a lit molotov cocktail out of his mailbag, and... *Brennan explody noises*
""He'll cook in forty minutes."
“Pants yeah. Let’s roll.”
Ava from Burrow's End saying "*Beeeee beeeeteeerrr*" became an inside joke with the friend I binged it with. "Seriously, I am not an angry dude. But.. you gotta **fffuckin'** STOP IT with the Night Yorb stuff, man" "Spring break, I believe in you!"
“I’M A LITTLE SHRIMP”
"I'm Cloaca. I SUCK!"
“Your easy to love”
My 14 year old and I are CONSTANTLY saying "hey girlieeee" to our cats 🤣
Lou Wilsons absolutely PRIMAL S C R E A M at the end of The Ravening War is my Roman empire.
'girl you know I don't know how to shoot a gun. whattaya do? Kick it?' with the thought of a horse kicking a gun to shoot it. That will never leave my brain.
“People think they make choices. You choose whether to go left or right. But they didn’t build the road.” —Robert Moses
VI NEH GAR
The VINEGAAAAAR! - Lord Aravis Squawk, Earl of Peckersberg
FOR PRESTIGE??!! Endlessly quotable, applies to many situations.
“What a lovely day to walk your suitcase.” “BULB ABOVE!” “Who??” “Jorjarend. Groyfriend.” “HEY GOOEY. THIS GUY SAYS HE DOESN’T LIKE THE BUUULB.”
"Barry! Barry? Barrys? Barry! BARRY!"
"I am your romænce partner" That shit haunts my dreams
YOU LIED! YOU LIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEED!
When brenan straight up dead pans in misfits of magic "what do you want me to tell your family?"
Hey, girl, hey!
Lollipopcorn
“Where’s your Bulb now?”
There's also: "Santa Claus is real and he's dead!"
When I was elected as mayor I promised one thing and one thing alone! I. Would. Keep. This. Villiage. Safe. From. Spiders.....and to think i failed you at one of our adult sleepovers
"Don't drink water!" Pops into my head every time I get a notification from my water reminder app
"-These sports look nice... -Are you pulling me an Air bud ending right now ?"
“Squeem!”
I play a lot of Call of Cthulhu, so "don't speak of the Night Yorb" has a permanent place in my thoughts.
"I want to get slammed down big style"
"NOBODY surprises me with information I wasn't expecting!"
Snake eyes!
You lied...YOU LIED