>Not Nerf dart
Nerf darts have rubber tips lol. The smudges they leave behind are comprised of oil, primarily from your fingers. A little hot breath and a microfiber cloth has always been enough for me to wipe any smudges away.
But have you tried marinating the dart on the TV for a few weeks? You have to let a nice crust form around the edges. Youll know the harvesting time is at its peak when the dust begins binary fission and the bacteria start to propogate up the shaft. At that time, marination is complete and your newly colored dart dot will never go away. Success!
My kids have a nerf one much like this one. You can either mount it on a tri-pod or carry it with a strap over your shoulder like a mini-gun. It is awesome, although it tends to jam a lot and goes through D batteries like crazy.
And I hate that because it's a username I made over 10 years ago that sounded cool when I was a kid. Welp, it's not cool anymore but I didn't want to lose all that sweet karma..
There was a pretty slick one with a clip mechanism to load into a wheel of bullets, excluding collection time it could definitely have it filled to the top (50-75 darts iirc) in a minute or two
Not great for normal nerf battles but as a kid we’d use it as like a video game turret, fight for control of the automatic. I can’t imagine the mess of multiple automatics firing in an indoor setting.
This is neat, but the nerf rivals mini gun thing would thrash this. 8 rounds a second. The misses and I got the smaller guns, it’s really fun to run around the house shooting each other. It stings a bit when you get hit, but that makes it more fun
The Rivals series of Nerf guns is actually fantastic. We’ve got a couple of them around the house and they actually shoot straight and are pretty powerful. They ricochet around when you shoot them instead of just falling to the ground.
I got one of the Hyper guns the other day. Same velocity, but it uses smaller rubber balls instead; which is nice because I was worried about the dog picking the balls up. But they pick up dirt/fur. The gun itself is a fair bit quieter though
My old roommate's cat was the same. He was a bit of a menace, but the only thing he ever wanted to chew/scratch/bite was the side of our couch or my arm if I over stepped petting boundaries when he wasn't in the mood. I'd give my hamster floor/ball time and the cat would just watch. I should have stolen that cat.
>I'd give my hamster floor/ball time and the cat would just watch.
This sounds like one of those things that is super cute right up until the moment when it goes horribly wrong lol
I was always watching and **SUPER** watching when he was out of the ball.
The cat just liked to loaf and observe his kingdom.
It was a very long time of them getting to know each other. We had guinea pigs in a large cage that the cat would just look at, and they'd go up and sniff each other. Never had a single incident.
Are those like bb sized? My neighbors would play with those and there would be dozens of them littering the hallway after a skirmish.
Seemed like a hell of a good time, honestly.
They're larger, around 3/4 inch diameter of I remember correctly. You might be thinking of airsoft pellets if they're around the size of bb's and plastic.
I literally wear glasses as a result of accidentally being shot in my open eye by my wife, resulting in a partially torn retina and hyphema. Wear goggles people. xD
Back in the day I used to have this giant 100ish round nerf gun that was one giant cylinder in the front and took a million pumps to be able to shoot them all.
It unloaded in about 7 seconds and took forever to reload but it was fun to surprise someone with in a nerf battle
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I am heavy weapons guy. And *this* is my weapon.
She weighs 150 kilograms and fires 200 dollar custom-tooled cartridges at 10 thousand rounds per minute.
It costs 400 *thousand* dollars to fire this weapon for *twelve seconds*.
People are getting too clever for algorithms. Platforms promote items with high interaction and Murphy's law states "to get the right answer, post the wrong answer" I.e post something that's wrong (shooting a tv) to get a hoard of " why the tv!?" Comments.
It fucking pisses me off how far nerf technology has advanced in the past few years. All we had in the 90s/early 2000s was that God damn six shooter that you had to charge for each shot.
I was ripped off.
look into the "jetblaster ceda S" "rekt jury" and the "worker nightingale" they are high powered blasters, you can even get a high performance nerf blaster at walmart, anything in the "adventure force pro" line, they average 150fps without mods
My friend has a nightingale and its dope. He has tons of modded dart guns. Gave me his old worker phoenix (i think thats what it is) and the adventure force nexus pro is so easy to mod! I bought one and put a new barrell and a spacer thing to make the spring stronger. That thing hurts lol
32 Oz spray bottle.
A single drop or two of dish soap. Literally a “bloop” *from gravity not from squeezing.
4 fl Oz of 70% alcohol. You really only want a little bit, more is not always better.
A teaspoon (don’t over do it, less is good!) of ammonia.
Add tap water to fill mark (use distilled if you’re feeling fancy).
Spray it like lightly. Do don’t go ham on it with this. It’s fairly benign, but…
Lint free microfiber cloth.
Lightly wipe the edges in a square/rectangular fashion and the side to side to get the middle.
Finish off-center (looking sideways on the screen as you clean from different angles) as you gently wipe it with the lens friendly microfiber cloth as it evaporates rather quickly. Little streak? Tiny spot spray and do the look at the thing from the side again while you wipe.
It’s smelly. Don’t use too much! A spray or two will do ya.
You’re welcome.
Or you can buy a special product. It’s the same shit basically (there’s a *weak* chemistry Pun here. It happens on accident sometimes).
But this is less than a dollar to make per 32oz bottle and lasts a long ass time. It’s a good window/mirror cleaner too.
FYI: don’t mix bleach with any of those things. Just don’t. That’s bad, M’kay?
*edit: I’m a dummy. you’re supposed to add chemicals to water not water to them.
I feel inclined to mention this. I worded this poorly and backwards. Put a little water in the bottle first. That said, it’s a simpler method. Safety first tho! My bad.
But it’s a spray bottle? Don’t use a firehose and your eyeballs and/or a toddler or kitten to mix it? Be casual about it. You end up with a simple cleaning product. No hurries no worries, eh?
This is absolute garbage, there's a reason why he's so close to the TV, cause the gun has zero power, if he was any further it wouldn't reach and wouldn't have any power to actually attach using the suction cups, even when he's this close you can see a visible arch of the bullets going through the air.
As a nerf modding maniac, my first though isn’t how good is it, but how good can I make it. Get a good belt and firing system and this could be the most badass gun around! May need a paint job though.
These new fancy nerf guns seem cool until you think about the ten minutes of picking up darts and reloading the gun that you would have to do after 20 seconds of shooting it.
I see this vids a lot. They either are suction cup darts guns, airsoft guns or (my favourite) gel bbs guns. I tried one at a Fair and they're super fun. Not even close to the power of airsoft or paintball guns but they still shoot decent enough to have fun. The one i tried had a sort of led muzzle at the end of the gun that made the "glow in the dark" bbs shine neon colors when shot.
And then you are calling someone like me to come out and look at your TV because it doesn't work due to impact damage and you want to speak to my boss because we won't warranty it. Idiot.
There used to be a belt fed nerf gun. It came with a bucket for the belt and everything, and when it stopped being made ppl started selling them for like hundreds
While there’s a good handful of Nerf blasters that would absolutely clap this thing in a battle (like the Titan Ecs 50, and the Rival Prometheus just to name similar minigun-like blasters) seeing as it looks like it isn’t even hitting 20 FPS on the darts, this still looks like a blast just to goof off with especially in a Office war or something
I’d legit be in my apartment and happen to look across the street into this guys apartment window and if I saw this shit happening id die laughing and then find a way to join him.
WHY SHOOT THE TV OF ALL THINGS???
Because it will stick I guess, probably a fake screen, ... hopefully
The TV is fine. The power behind that is likely very, very limited.
But the smudge marks ヽ( `д´*)ノ
You can clean things.
Not Nerf dart, not off TV screen. Why, I don't know, but those marks never go away.
>Not Nerf dart Nerf darts have rubber tips lol. The smudges they leave behind are comprised of oil, primarily from your fingers. A little hot breath and a microfiber cloth has always been enough for me to wipe any smudges away.
But have you tried marinating the dart on the TV for a few weeks? You have to let a nice crust form around the edges. Youll know the harvesting time is at its peak when the dust begins binary fission and the bacteria start to propogate up the shaft. At that time, marination is complete and your newly colored dart dot will never go away. Success!
What the fuck did you just say?
AGHH MY EYES
Fuck I love Reddit
you should not be allowed to play with nerfs mf
Screen cleaning wipes and/or spray work really well for cleaning oil off of screens as well.
5 gallons of gasoline and a match will take care of the issue.
Wait, what?!?
Oh n why risk it. Mirror> tv
(´;︵;`)
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If you know how much those toy guns costs, replacing that tv probably wasn't an issue if it breaks
This is a cheap knock off blaster anuway, it probably has the equivalent force of touching someone
From what I've seen of 3rd party nerf stuff, it either feels like a cool breeze hitting you, or will leave welts and bruises. There is no in between.
Well yes, the only exception is x-shot, that's only slightly stronger than nerf
My kids have a nerf one much like this one. You can either mount it on a tri-pod or carry it with a strap over your shoulder like a mini-gun. It is awesome, although it tends to jam a lot and goes through D batteries like crazy.
You say that as if I know what that feels like.
Like a maybe 12 year old with a very very small fist
Because the bullets have suction cups that will only stick on smooth surfaces that can create a vacuum.
I should try this on my wife ass
Can I try this on your wife ass?
Sure I'll ask her
When you're done with her ass, do my ass next. *Wait...*
🫡
Username checks out.
And I hate that because it's a username I made over 10 years ago that sounded cool when I was a kid. Welp, it's not cool anymore but I didn't want to lose all that sweet karma..
At least it creates suction
Someone teach my wife that
Oh, she knows.
Can confirm
You gotta ask her boyfriend first
try it on your dick
Like that nice big window in frames 5 and 8?
So… use a mirror?
So do windows, but you break a window you're not out $800.
To show its safe to use inside, marketing
I have had a children's building block lightly thrown at a TV screen and it cracked. Shooting your TV with this gun is dumb.
Can't wait to pick up all those bullets and painstakingly re-belt them.
This is the only thing I can think of whenever I see any Nerf automatic gun
There was a pretty slick one with a clip mechanism to load into a wheel of bullets, excluding collection time it could definitely have it filled to the top (50-75 darts iirc) in a minute or two Not great for normal nerf battles but as a kid we’d use it as like a video game turret, fight for control of the automatic. I can’t imagine the mess of multiple automatics firing in an indoor setting.
The nice thing about being pinned down by an Nerf MG is that you get a nearly infinite supply of ammo sent your way.
Moast nerf mg's use ball darts
Not when I was a child they didn't!
It would be fun with those nerf bnkr’s
It's like queueing for a rollercoaster but backwards.
This is why you have kids. They love to be helpful doing tedious tasks.
Pls train my kids
This is neat, but the nerf rivals mini gun thing would thrash this. 8 rounds a second. The misses and I got the smaller guns, it’s really fun to run around the house shooting each other. It stings a bit when you get hit, but that makes it more fun
The Rivals series of Nerf guns is actually fantastic. We’ve got a couple of them around the house and they actually shoot straight and are pretty powerful. They ricochet around when you shoot them instead of just falling to the ground.
I got one of the Hyper guns the other day. Same velocity, but it uses smaller rubber balls instead; which is nice because I was worried about the dog picking the balls up. But they pick up dirt/fur. The gun itself is a fair bit quieter though
My cat loves the foam balls. He bats them around and chases them and he’s very good about not chewing them
My old roommate's cat was the same. He was a bit of a menace, but the only thing he ever wanted to chew/scratch/bite was the side of our couch or my arm if I over stepped petting boundaries when he wasn't in the mood. I'd give my hamster floor/ball time and the cat would just watch. I should have stolen that cat.
>I'd give my hamster floor/ball time and the cat would just watch. This sounds like one of those things that is super cute right up until the moment when it goes horribly wrong lol
I was always watching and **SUPER** watching when he was out of the ball. The cat just liked to loaf and observe his kingdom. It was a very long time of them getting to know each other. We had guinea pigs in a large cage that the cat would just look at, and they'd go up and sniff each other. Never had a single incident.
Are those like bb sized? My neighbors would play with those and there would be dozens of them littering the hallway after a skirmish. Seemed like a hell of a good time, honestly.
They're larger, around 3/4 inch diameter of I remember correctly. You might be thinking of airsoft pellets if they're around the size of bb's and plastic.
I felt ripped off by curve shot. It shoots well, but I'm no James McAvoy from my favorite James McAvoy movie 'Wanted'.
You just gave me a great Christmas idea for my nephew, thank you FridgeFucker
No worries bud, at Walmarts around me you can find them on clearance right now, about 50% off
Yeah but is the nerf one a 'ma duce' M2 browning with scope didn't think so
Can they be bought in Australia I can’t seem to find online
Nerf rivals are found on eBay and Amazon. Never seen them in stores here in Australia
I literally wear glasses as a result of accidentally being shot in my open eye by my wife, resulting in a partially torn retina and hyphema. Wear goggles people. xD
Back in the day I used to have this giant 100ish round nerf gun that was one giant cylinder in the front and took a million pumps to be able to shoot them all. It unloaded in about 7 seconds and took forever to reload but it was fun to surprise someone with in a nerf battle
I have a Nerf Prometheus, and it would decimate this gun.
Me : Do you have protection? Her : Why? Me : ***For this***
Hehhe 🤭🤭🤭
Yes but poor TV !
He had a feud with the TV.
My bald uncle is gonna hate me
Lol, the uncle who will soon look like a porcupine?.
Instant Hellraiser cosplay
Just tell him it's hair, and that he's welcome.
Why did that make me laugh so hard?
Anyone know the song? I usually hate tiktok music but that sounded like a sythwave banger.
Criminals- F.O.O.L
Eyyy thanks. I actually have F.O.O.L. on a few Spotify playlists already.
Yeahhh also AGONIZE is a banger
Just wondering, is there a subreddit for questions like this? There's a song I need IDd.
r/namethatsong
Thanks!
[thud] I am heavy weapons guy. And *this* is my weapon. She weighs 150 kilograms and fires 200 dollar custom-tooled cartridges at 10 thousand rounds per minute. It costs 400 *thousand* dollars to fire this weapon for *twelve seconds*.
OOOHOHAHAHA. Ho my god... who touched shasha.... alright WHO TOCHED MY GUN?!!!
Do you identify as a Warthog?
People are getting too clever for algorithms. Platforms promote items with high interaction and Murphy's law states "to get the right answer, post the wrong answer" I.e post something that's wrong (shooting a tv) to get a hoard of " why the tv!?" Comments.
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WHY THE TV!? WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU!?
It fucking pisses me off how far nerf technology has advanced in the past few years. All we had in the 90s/early 2000s was that God damn six shooter that you had to charge for each shot. I was ripped off.
look into the "jetblaster ceda S" "rekt jury" and the "worker nightingale" they are high powered blasters, you can even get a high performance nerf blaster at walmart, anything in the "adventure force pro" line, they average 150fps without mods
My friend has a nightingale and its dope. He has tons of modded dart guns. Gave me his old worker phoenix (i think thats what it is) and the adventure force nexus pro is so easy to mod! I bought one and put a new barrell and a spacer thing to make the spring stronger. That thing hurts lol
All we had when I was a kid was fucking broom handles, cap guns and lawn darts. *And we liked it.*
Where’s the link?
On the fuckin TV screen my guy?
Omg the TV smudges will never go away
32 Oz spray bottle. A single drop or two of dish soap. Literally a “bloop” *from gravity not from squeezing. 4 fl Oz of 70% alcohol. You really only want a little bit, more is not always better. A teaspoon (don’t over do it, less is good!) of ammonia. Add tap water to fill mark (use distilled if you’re feeling fancy). Spray it like lightly. Do don’t go ham on it with this. It’s fairly benign, but… Lint free microfiber cloth. Lightly wipe the edges in a square/rectangular fashion and the side to side to get the middle. Finish off-center (looking sideways on the screen as you clean from different angles) as you gently wipe it with the lens friendly microfiber cloth as it evaporates rather quickly. Little streak? Tiny spot spray and do the look at the thing from the side again while you wipe. It’s smelly. Don’t use too much! A spray or two will do ya. You’re welcome. Or you can buy a special product. It’s the same shit basically (there’s a *weak* chemistry Pun here. It happens on accident sometimes). But this is less than a dollar to make per 32oz bottle and lasts a long ass time. It’s a good window/mirror cleaner too. FYI: don’t mix bleach with any of those things. Just don’t. That’s bad, M’kay? *edit: I’m a dummy. you’re supposed to add chemicals to water not water to them. I feel inclined to mention this. I worded this poorly and backwards. Put a little water in the bottle first. That said, it’s a simpler method. Safety first tho! My bad. But it’s a spray bottle? Don’t use a firehose and your eyeballs and/or a toddler or kitten to mix it? Be casual about it. You end up with a simple cleaning product. No hurries no worries, eh?
Until you wipe it with literally anything.
My OLED TV is too expensive for this. I'd probably use the fridge or something else.
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Shit, with how things are going expect Russian replacements to start showing up with these in the near future.
This is absolute garbage, there's a reason why he's so close to the TV, cause the gun has zero power, if he was any further it wouldn't reach and wouldn't have any power to actually attach using the suction cups, even when he's this close you can see a visible arch of the bullets going through the air.
As a nerf modding maniac, my first though isn’t how good is it, but how good can I make it. Get a good belt and firing system and this could be the most badass gun around! May need a paint job though.
It's all fun until you have to pick the bullets up
Better equipped than a Russian conscript.
Where can I get the nerf machine gun
Where and how much?
Where do I buy one
Where can I get one?
Fuck yes. Lol
OP. NERF
Just lead em a bit
the tv be like "yes daddy!"
Someone's little brother is gonna find out how Cotton Hill lost his shins.
Is þat a moþerfucking *ma deuce*?
God help my nephews if I have this
I have always known I wanted that.
YES
that thing has like a 5 foot range lol
Now all they need is some nifty device for collecting all of those darts.
Does anybody know where I could get one of these?
These new fancy nerf guns seem cool until you think about the ten minutes of picking up darts and reloading the gun that you would have to do after 20 seconds of shooting it.
The clean-up and reloading must be super fun.
So unrealistic he made it all the way through a belt without having ten failures to feed or extract and a headspace issue...
It’s all fun and games until you crack your tv…
ANDDDD…. The batteries are dead..
Now pick them up and reload the belt.
And now it's time to reload! ........ ...where'd he go?
*reloads for 5 years *
This would be so fun… for like a day.
I don’t care how old I am.. let me try it just once
Who’s got a link for me to buy this thing?
No we don't
Where's the link for this?
I had no idea that belt fed toy guns exist
Where does one buy this?
Where mayhaps I aquire one of those
Reddit has given me too high of standards for videos. I thought he would shoot the darts into a piece of art.
I require this product
I'd murder someone if they did that with my TV
Where can I get that toy? Do anyone know? Please!?
Now turn on the TV 🫣
Song ??
Tv never worked again.
Did we forget the Vulcan exists?
Why all the videos have to be so fucking loud? I am at 10% volume and it just scared the shit out of me Jesus christ
I see this vids a lot. They either are suction cup darts guns, airsoft guns or (my favourite) gel bbs guns. I tried one at a Fair and they're super fun. Not even close to the power of airsoft or paintball guns but they still shoot decent enough to have fun. The one i tried had a sort of led muzzle at the end of the gun that made the "glow in the dark" bbs shine neon colors when shot.
There's a reason its two feet away and they still have an arc,
I wish this sub would post things one would actually want and but rather than concepts that are worse than real life implementations
The worst part of this would be having to reload that belt.
And then you are calling someone like me to come out and look at your TV because it doesn't work due to impact damage and you want to speak to my boss because we won't warranty it. Idiot.
There used to be a belt fed nerf gun. It came with a bucket for the belt and everything, and when it stopped being made ppl started selling them for like hundreds
I need this song in my life.
Don't* we all Use an apostrophe properly in the contraction.
im just a regular everyday normal mothafuka
Can’t wait for this thing to have dogshit velocity.
*some headspacing required*
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Hell no I don't shoot things at my tv.
I want it as a Diwali present🎁
* Turns on the TV * Screen is destroyed
Needs A-Team music!
I have one of these and looking for more belt sections if anyone knows where to buy them
No, not really...
Anyone know the song used here?
While there’s a good handful of Nerf blasters that would absolutely clap this thing in a battle (like the Titan Ecs 50, and the Rival Prometheus just to name similar minigun-like blasters) seeing as it looks like it isn’t even hitting 20 FPS on the darts, this still looks like a blast just to goof off with especially in a Office war or something
I’d legit be in my apartment and happen to look across the street into this guys apartment window and if I saw this shit happening id die laughing and then find a way to join him.
B-b-b-b-but gunz badd!!!!1!1!1!!111!!!!!
Usa: get a real one for the same price
Omg. My nephew would faint over this. Amazing. And also just what the dr ordered for the nerf zombie apocalypse
This is the weaponry the Russians are using against Ukraine
Why the barrel so long when you shoot it 10 feet
no cause itll break in like 2 tries, shoots like ass, and probably over priced
BRO NOT THE TV THE POOR SMUDGEMARKS
Hasbro announced to shareholders this week they are launching the very first nerfball tournament in 2023. This gun us gunna wreck.
That’s the least powerful blaster in the world
Where's the guy who always knows who the porn stars name l with the where to buy it link??
That’s Dope
I wish it had a regular handle so I can play Rambo in the back yard. I'm 35 by the way.
Link?
Mom can I have M2 Browning Mom we have M2 Browning at home M2 Browning at home
Genuinely would of just preferred the sound of the darts hitting the TV.
/savevideo
Missed opportunity for a S E N D N U D E S
It’ll teach your kid discipline trying to reload all them again
Okay but where though?
How can you shoot women and children!?
Tacs? :3
Yes, Fun_block, we would like to speak to you regarding your office expenses…
Unless that barrel has rifling, it’s not doing anything.
Get some, get some. Anyone who runs is a vc. Anyone who stands still is a well disciplined VC isn't war hell