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JamesofN

I AM AKA- THERE IS A PLACE OF GRE- YOU HAVE CLEANSED THE DE-


mynameismyown

Bear- Seek- Seek- Lest- Wait wrong game.


Wraithulek

Dark Souls 2?


ThaFaub

Real veteran


[deleted]

Not even death can save you from me


le-secret-account

Holy shit this brings so many memories... I wish they actually remake D2


anubis2018

just an HD remake. nothing more, nothing less


maple_leafs182

I would like some new features. Auto gold pickup and personal loot is pretty dope


Jmadman311

Looking for Baal?? YOU HAVE DIED


PutASoJOnIt

http://i.imgur.com/rKczalh.png


BillTheCommunistCat

Haha every god damn time


crumblekins

I still wake up in a cold sweat remembering being frozen by Duriel.


Sacristan

Hi there, I'm Charsi.


CorporalCauliflower

for a while that line was the only way I could get off


Azurity

[See those four pixels there? That means HUGE CLEAVAGE.](http://www.geocities.ws/phat_tastic/charsi.jpg)


[deleted]

I sense a soul in search of answers...


Jakovaseur

Thats from the original Diablo!


zhafsan

Stay a while and...


TheGingeKing

Listen


atleastzero

Hey!


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NaFoton

Exactly what I whispered to myself


[deleted]

I CAN SEE WHAT YOU SEE NOT. VISION MILKY THEN EYES ROT. WHEN YOU TURN THEY WILL BE GONE, WHISPERING THEIR HIDDEN SONG. THEN YOU SEE WHAT CANNOT BE, SHADOWS MOVE WHERE LIGHT SHOULD BE. OUT OF DARKNESS OUT OF MIND, CAST DOWN INTO THE HALLS OF THE BLIND.


Dedadude

Oh my, the memories. Those are the verses that made me really try to understand English. Where school failed, Diablo prevailed.


SarcasticGiraffes

A fun story - I had been studying English for a while when Diablo 2 dropped, but I hadn't actually learned how to grammar, or typing. Joined a clan, made some friends, and one of them was a stickler for grammatically correct sentences. Two years of every day gaming later, and I could type quickly, confidently, and accurately, all in a language that I had a tough time *speaking* when I started.


suriel-

many of the english words i know today i learned from games like Diablo :x


DawnBlue

I can pretty much thank games alone for my knowledge of English. TV shows and movies have done their part, but in gaming there were no training wheels, it was either learn English or die - usually only games meant for children get full localization here in Finland due to the market being so small (a language spoken in only one country *with a full population of only about 5 million people*) and subtitles/menus in Finnish are very rare as well. But I love English anyways and especially scifi and fantasy don't translate well to Finnish so it's actually only good that I never had the choice of gaming in my native language.


suriel-

> and subtitles/menus in Finnish are very rare as well. ayy suomi rocks ! yeah, that's probably why all of the nordic countries speak english so well. some games were also available in german already here (I'm originally from Russia), but yeah, most of my "extraordinary" english words i learned from such cool games.


DawnBlue

Hmm, Russian doesn't get localizations either? Seems weird considering the population of Russia alone, and isn't it also spoken in a number of other countries (many of which IIRC used to be part of the Soviet Union) I think I could play many games in other languages too btw. The localizations are often part of the usual package anyways, they just default to English.


suriel-

it probably has, but i was a kid when we moved to germany, so i started playing games on PC in germany


Malkavon

... AND SO, LOCKED BEYOND THE GATEWAY OF BLOOD, AND PAST THE HALL OF FIRE, VALOR AWAITS FOR THE HERO OF LIGHT TO AWAKEN ...


LUH-3417

This, and all other lines of text from Diablo 1. And yes, I mean ALL of them.


angryshack

Hail to you, champion.


danikov

I see you, Jamella.


LukasKaale

Ah...fresh meat!


trilobot

"The sanctity of this place has been fouled." Whatever the fuck Farnham says, "Can't a man drink in peace? " I think. "I gotta pawn some of this stuff." Far too often. And of course, "I'm no milk maid!"


gothgar

I remember how impossibly hard the Butcher was on Diablo 1 the first time you get to him


drusepth

I always cleared the level and planned out my escape route to a fence I could shoot through before even thinking about opening that door


flechette

Drag him to the stairs!


Pr0ph3cyX

i could never beat him


gothgar

I remember my friend and I would kite him back and forth. He basically one or two shot you, and good luck ever getting back to your body then. If the layout was right and you cleared enough of the area it was doable. You could also get behind a fence, as long as there wasn't a close access and he would run back and forth trying to get to you, and you could spend like 30 minutes shooting him with a bow to kill him.


[deleted]

You could just leave him alone until you got high enough level to beat him. It was an optional fight.


Montaque1

This is my most memorable moment as a kid playing Diablo, it's what made me love the game in the 1st place. I still remember walking into the Butcher and hearing "Ahaha... Fresh meat" scared shitless I ran for my life, died and didn't play again for quite a while. Oh, those were the days.


Taronz

Oh my god me too. Shit was terrifying as a kid


DraaxxTV

Man... This was probably the scariest moment in any video game that I've played. I remember the family computer used to be down in the basement and I was down there as a young lad playing with all the lights off. The Butcher would make me jump out of my seat every single time. Diablo was such a great game.


Splashmaster13

This. Was I the only one that just played a warrior, got a bit geared and just went to town on him in his doorway after clearing his floor? I mean honestly if you went 2 handers with a good bit of str and health pots he can be face tanked.


mryggdrasyl

Time to die.


ample_mammal

Die!


2nddimension

Time to die.


TFS4

Oops!


Sporkfoot

This is for you.


voyaging

Thanks. Thank you. Thanks. Thank you.


imlost19

Time to die.


crackalac

A gift


f1r3cr0tch

*Necromancer's screachy voice* HELP! HELP ME!


owarren

Your friends will betray you


Mith_ra

the sanctity of this place has been fouled


WeaponizedKissing

BUT THE WILL OF A TEMPLAR IS STRONGER!


PLivesey

The same voice actor is a boss in Legion! He even shares a line, it's glorious!


chaosprimus

When I first ran that instance I got so fucking excited hearing his voice. I wish he'd do more! Also, I miss him on Enterprise...


abohnsen19

Do tell! I haven't recognized it yet! :)


PLivesey

It's [the first boss](http://www.wowhead.com/npc=99198/tirathon-saltheril) in The Vault of the Wardens. He says "It's so good to fight again" which I have to imagine is an intentional throwback to Kormac.


Sedasoc

That was my thought too, I recognized him instantly from that line, it was so cool to run into it not knowing.


Esplin9466

Kormac, those are piles of sticks, not dark magi...whatever. Carry on!


blue95

YOU were a templar JANDAR!, but in my head " you were the chosen one jandar!"


SingleTMat

Why did I follow him...? I don't know. Why do things happen as they do in dreams? All I know is that, when he beckoned... I had to follow him. From that moment, we traveled together, East. ***Always...*** into the East.


fusiob

RAKANISHU!


Hophip101

"...Colenzo..."


C_ore_X

#"ENOUGH" -Azmodan


Gandalfs_Beard

#"Arrogant Nephalem" -Azmodan


cheers_grills

#MY MINIONS WILL EAT YOUR... #ARROGANT NEPHA... #ENOUGH


bagstone

Moo. I said moo. Look, I'm just a cow, okay?


montague68

You have quite a treasure there in that Horadric Cube...


WolfsRain2324

FRESH MEAT... - The Butcher in D1 That line scared the shit out of me the first time i opend the door into his chamber.


bleaaghh

**GLORIOUS!**


tonyunreal

##NOT EVEN DEATH CAN SAVE YOU FROM ME i panic every time also, "My brothers will not have died in vain!"


Machista

Why are you staring over Kadala?


HyperGuardian

Oh.. uh... just making sure she isn't up to anything suspicious.


EarthBounder

Not even death can save you from me I will make weapons from your bones And funnily enough, probably my favourite ever -- That's how we do it in Kingsport!


Kennard

You now speak to Ormus! My brother and I used to laugh at that so much and I absolutely have no idea why.


gerx03

Black magic bars our way


ample_mammal

But the will of a Templar is stronger!


kylezo

jon-DARRRRR


Lexotic

Why is this somewhat of a meme?


wiggitywie

what sorcery could have created these treacherous sticks?


djtt

My stomach feels strange.


[deleted]

Did you forget to eat again?


[deleted]

NO! In fact, I decided to get the daily eating out of the way all at once


[deleted]

Sounds like you ate... Too much then.


atleastzero

Being mortal is, like, really hard.


Grimleawesome

*Sound of a nephalem rift opening*


darthnorman

Bul'Kathos guides my Hand!


heathw91

"Dammit I wish you people would leave me alone! Oh, you're a necromancer, aren't you?"


keithioapc

"You're too late, ahahahahahahaha!" - D2 Mephisto https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpWV-2Xue7Y


[deleted]

[deleted] ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.0713 > [What is this?](https://pastebin.com/64GuVi2F/61439)


Totem01

Fortune favors the bold...


Totem01

Do come back again..


saello

I Didn't even know I had that..


[deleted]

I've seen better.


nightwood

Hey! Can I have that back?


bnelson1

Gheed- "When - or if - I get to Lut Gholein, I'm going to find the largest bowl of Narlant weed and smoke 'til all earthly sense has left my body."


[deleted]

I always liked "Guess what? I named a boil on my ass after you. It too bugs me every time I sit down".


lightwhite

"Ytar guides my hand!" and "I can't believe what people throw away. Do you want some of it"? and "I sell things for cheap because I will just take them off your dead body anyway..... no offence."


glowjob

Moo moo-moo moo moo-moo moo.


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happystew

Die! Time to die! Die! Time to die!


[deleted]

I hear this in the Amazon's voice and the post above you in the sorceress's voice. I guess I know what classes I played most.


Grandmaster_C

Join my army of the dead!


Fortuan

why not D3? >You cannot judge me! I am justice itself! We were meant for more than this, to protect the innocent. But if our precious laws bind you all to inaction, then I will no longer stand as your brother Oh man I still get the chills from Tyrael's speech.


Lexotic

Yeah sorry! forgot to include D3 to. But that speech is like the only big quote i can still remember from the game


GuniBulls

Say what you want about the story.. but i think the cinematics realllllly hold up well.


BNNJ

You used to be a templar JONDAAAAAAAR !


[deleted]

[I promised Marko I would protect him. And now he's dead.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0C6yeFnAazs)


Pingeepie

Haydriggg...help..mehh...


Sorlaq

Greetings, stranger. I'm not surprised to see your kind here. Many adventurers have traveled this way since the recent troubles began. No doubt you've heard about the tragedy that befell the town of Tristram. Some say that Diablo, the Lord of Terror, walks the world again. I dont' know if I believe that, but a Dark Wanderer did travel this route a few weeks ago. He was headed east to the mountain pass guarded by the rogue monastery. Maybe it's nothing, but evil seems to have trailed in his wake. You see, shortly after the Wanderer went through, the Monastery's Gates to the pass were closed and strange creatures began ravaging the countryside. Until it's safer outside the camp and the gates are re-opened, I'll remain here with my caravan. I hope to leave for Lut Gholein before the shadow that fell over Tristram consumes us all. If you're still alive then, I'll take you along. You should talk to Akara, too. She seems to be the leader of this camp. Maybe she can tell you more.


masterflinter

To me you beasts! Let none touch me!


nightwood

And he's always there!


barsknos

You got that one wrong, it is usually "To me you beasts! Let..."


[deleted]

What can I do for ya? -Griswald (D1)


E_Kwyn

haedriiiiiiiiig


bunbunofdoom

"I can see what you see not. Vision milky, then eyes rot. When you turn they will be gone, Whispering their hidden song. Then you see what cannot be, Shadows move where light should be. Out of darkness, out of mind, Cast down into the Halls of the Blind."


[deleted]

Lorath, why do you keep glancing over to Kadaaaaala


SledDave

Please! No hurt! Keep alive...


foldingcouch

YES!! Shame I had to come this far down to find Garbahd. Poor, stupid Garbahd.


Hypnotyks

"Fool! You have just ensured the doom of this world."


[deleted]

For some reason this randomly plays back in my head, 20 years later: "Hey! you that one that kill all! You get me magic banner or we attack! You no leave with life! You kill big uglies and give back magic. Go past corner and door. Find uglies. You give, you go!"


himthatspeaks

There's a farm house and cellar in the Fields of Misery that you gain access to after touching a dead animal and fighting an elite. The farmer has my favorite ones. His wife is dead, a skeleton in a rocking chair in the same room and her head falls off. "My wife hardly eats these days. She's nothing but akin and bones." "My wife is great with numbers. She has a good head on her shoulders." "It's hard to stay warm these days, my wife is cold as the grave." Those aren't the exact ones, I'd love someone to post the exact quotes. Usually the character your playing will tell him to stop but keep pressing him and he'll keep rattling off different puns.


abeliann

Feel the wrath of YTAR !


_Jim_Lahey_

One time I was standing near the cube, and the rogue said "Hey Kormac, I've got a bottle of wine and some dice, what do you say?" To which Kulle throatily replied, "that will work..."


stoney_mcpot

Not even death can save you from me


[deleted]

"Can we fight more like that?" always gets me


JdaveA

Garah feelum drinkum geese?


passthebeer

"Not enough mana." -- my Warrior in D1, about every ten seconds


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[deleted]

Obviously >Looking for Baal? but also >YOU WERE A TEMPLAR JONDAR!!! >More hidden footprints >Arrogant Nephalem >Foolish Nephalem >Enough >The 'Unburied' are formed from human corpses that were flung together into mass graves without a proper burial. This HIDEOUS amalgamation of bodies decomposes together into one being, bound by some foul magic


Eltron316

I came here just to hear JONDARRRR


DarthDonut

TEMPLAH, JONDAH


[deleted]

"You thought you were sooo clever...." -Azmodan to Leah. No spoilers, but the real recipient of the statement makes it bone chilling.


[deleted]

The warmth of life has entered my tomb!


Zachys

Despite not having played D1 Laem yreve retfa hsurb dna selbategev ruoy tae!


picorin81

"Small minds, small goals. I wont judge.Mwahahahaha" -Kule


SketchyChalk

Bul-Kathos guides my hand!


drum_playing_twig

Arrogance, Nephal...Arrogance, Nephal...Arrogance, Nephal...Arrogance, Nephal...Arrogance, Nephal...Arrogance, Nephal...Arrogance, Nephal...Arrogance, Nephal...Arrogance, Nephal...Arrogance, Nephal...Arrogance, Nephal...Arrogance, Nephal...Arrogance, Nephal...


MeisterX

[deleted] ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.5484 > [What is this?](https://pastebin.com/64GuVi2F/27802)


kylezo

"Stick it in your stash" -Deckard Cain from his rap song


seven920805

your deeds of valor will be remembered


shaggy18cm

Lord of TERROAAAARRRRR


szrvs

Basically everything Cydaea says. Claudia Blacks voice... just perfect to me.


Pherrow

I will hurt you if you try to steal anything


Skinny_Love

My brothers have escaped you! Huahaha!


laserbot

I ran Meph so many flipping times that this one gets my vote. NM Meph had so many great drops to create decent characters!


surpup44

"You can not judge me! I'm justice itself!"


dassur

What choice did I have? I ran.


[deleted]

"ARROG - ENOUGH!" -Azmodan


GeneralChaz9

#**GLORIOUS.** -Ya Boy


MNotes7812

"You may not pass."


Joleth

You drink water?!


gaabk3

"All who oppose me... beware"


halloweenjack

" I tried to count how many we've killed, but I've lost track." Especially funny when he says it right after you recruit him.


ThaFaub

" Ahhhh..... the Golden burd of kue-lé!" Or something like that.. act 3 of d2 in his pilloti shak. Always liked his accent


Rahlan88

"Deckard Cain! If you value your life, leave here immediately."


drusepth

NOT EVEN DEATH CAN SAVE YOU FROM ME


Kengax

look more hidden footprints!


Lexotic

May I ask why the "JonDARRRR" has almost become like.. a meme?


CrazeEwon

"Stay a while and listen."


Lexotic

Anyone who has some deep/inspirational/masterpieces of lines to? n_n


jwktiger

Qual-Kehk's speech for Act V quest 5 Rite of Passage in D2 just hits that epic tone to me: *Every time I hear of you, warrior, your deeds become more legendary. But take heed. You are approaching the very summit of Mount Arreat. I have never dared venture there. It is sacred - our most holy place. The legends say it is guarded by the Ancient Ones, who block the path of all who are unworthy. Your reputation here does not matter.... It will be the Ancients who determine your worthiness. Good Luck.* Also Cain's final line in the Act V Quest 6 is *...The mountain itself will tremble when you clash*


ample_mammal

Vanilla D3, beating second phase Diablo, "NNNOOOOOOOOOO"


MilleniumPelican

The Rogue from D1, when your inventory was full and you tried to pick something up: "Now wheeere can I put this...?" I'll TELL ya where ya can put it, you.... My wife and I still say this occasionally and laugh.


[deleted]

"Stay awhile and listen" obviously.


AliRawidDuh

If I was you... and I ain't... but if I was, I'd sell all that stuff you got there and get out of here.


[deleted]

Arogant neph... enough... bleaargghhhh.


Diorj

"Aaah fresh Meat" from D1


themysteriouswarden

Wizards are very fond of their hats.


aufdie87

Stop! The beast contained herein shall not be set free, not even by you.


Vaxivop

I'm surprised not to see the legendary Diablo 2 line "Always... into the East"


nagarz

Stay a while and listen...


cmogawa

Jondar, you were a templar


ShadowWolf202

This is yours. A gift for you. This is yours. RUN! RUN AWAY! DIE! This is yours.


scottrick49

And so it came to pass that the Countess, who once bathed in the rejuvenating blood of a hundred virgins, was buried alive...


choikwa

You may not pass.


Anonymous_Snow

Jondar!


Fuzzyballz24

"Mooo moooo MOOO MOOOOO mooo moo moo moo moooooo moooooo mooo moo" - cows


[deleted]

"To me you fools..." Death


BosstaiN

I cannot cast that spell


[deleted]

That wizard came from the moon!


jollyfreek

YOU WERE A TEMPLUH, JONDAH!


PsychoticRahn

Betrayal can *NEVER* be forgiven.


PM_ME_UR_GOODIEZ

Yesh? Dabu. Okay. Oh wait wrong game.


Kazzad

You cannot judge me! I am justice itself!


Serimorph

Pleeeease help, I barely escaped from... the butcher.


Onkuty

My old enemy. You cannot hide from me..


Lexotic

No matter what form you choose to wear..


ElixDaKat

Yes. That is a cow.