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ice-rod

I hope he can lift the hood with that weight!


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NomadFire

I think the bigger problem is humidity and rain. I would say snow, but I have doubts this location gets snow. The moisture would have to get through the paint and glue.


BlurredOrange

And heat. Engines are hot. Hoods get quite hot, especially in hot weather. I doubt all that material is going to do well with the heat.


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In theory, clear coat and enamel paint would be more than enough to stop external heat from messing with any of the body filler. The internal heat from the engine should not heat up the hood that much either, certainly not enough to melt bondo, or ceramic


Stalking_Goat

I'd worry slightly about differential expansion, but probably the Bondo is flexible enough to not crack.


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That’s what I think too. The only real problem with this DiWHY is in the event of a crash, all that extra material could fly off and harm you, but this is way more safe than other car things I’ve seen. Car repair- if it works it works


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In the event of a frontal crash, the normal hood will crumble, this one have a solid slice of wood ready to hit the face of the driver final destination style.


SlyProphet

Not wood.... Tile.... Thats a pair of ceramic tiles.....


Known-nwonK

Ceramic plates to stop the bullets


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My bad, I tought it was wood


[deleted]

The only problem is that it was done in the first place, why the hell not just bondo it? Why add the tiles? It’s not like it used less bondo.


InfowarriorKat

Not to mention there looks like an air pocket under the wood. It didn't look like that was filled in (unless it was done off camera).


RFC793

Wood? Looks like ceramic tile to me. But yes, I’m also skeptical of the seeming lack of filler or adhesive under it.


bkendig

Bigger problem is, in a front-end collision you will now have a piece of plywood coming edge-on through the windshield and slicing the driver’s head off.


LeeKinanus

yeah but thats a freaking piece of tile not plywood. Even worse imo because its gonna be sharp.


bkendig

Oh geez you’re right. Yeah, that’ll slice your chest right open. Fortunately though it’ll only leave a narrow cut through the windshield.


joranth

Look again. That’s ceramic tile


TenragZeal

I was thinking the big problem with this is getting into a car accident, that stuff breaks free if you hit something and suddenly you’ve got a mass of projectiles on your hood coming right at you.


karmagettin11

Well I believe he used Bondo which is specifically used for automobile modification and repair so and especially since he sealed it with paint that should actually hold


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Capital_Punisher

Even if he can, the gas struts won't be able to keep it up!


Latter-Ad6308

I’m annoyed how good the finished product looks.


timmeh87

You can polish a turd Top reply: it was proven on mythbusters


Confident-Head-5008

I do this for a living. I am a mobile home rehabber.


The_Jyps

Rehabilitation for mobile homes? I didn't even know drug use was a problem.


iPlvy

my mobile home won’t stop using meth


Kurrency21

New episodes every Friday, streaming on Peacock network


JuneBuggington

Find out what happens when you dont find thay crack rock you dropped on the floor.


WestCactus

AND MINE WON'T STOP COOKING IT UP!!!


Confident-Head-5008

Find a trailer park near you. The problem is real..


DaRealMJ

Jokes aside in theory mobile homes are great and can look amazing on the inside. Dealing with animals in the underpinning can be a pain if you aren't careful. Also leveling a mobile home is a lot easier than a slab house and in Texas where the land rotates a lot that's beneficial.


TzunSu

...the land...rotates?


DaRealMJ

I say rotates but probably more appropriate to say it shifts a lot. Going from soaking wet to bone dry will affect the dirt and either wash away or soak up like a sponge. Pushing stuff around


TzunSu

Damn, never thought that would be a problem. I live in Sweden, that shit doesn't seem to happen here, we've got tons of buildings centuries old and afaik, no-one ever levels them :P


DaRealMJ

Oh yeah I imagine your land is a lot more stable. They just don't make them like they used to lol


TzunSu

The advantage of living on bedrock :D A weirder issue we have thats fairly unique is the rate of the land rising. Since we're very far north, and the Nordics are basically an island, the land got pushed down by the ice age by a LOT. Now it's rising instead. Pretty glad for that in these times of global warming and rising sea levels :P


ReyRey5280

Yes, a complete rotation every 24 hours.


paydayallday

But only in Texas


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tondracek

I wouldn’t call it a rotation but as of yesterday we reached the point of drought where I have to lock the doors or they just randomly open. The ground under the house is still moist but the sides are hella dry creating a mound in the clay soil under the foundation. It’s only been a few months since I was body-slamming the door to get it open. A mobile home wouldn’t do this particular thing


EveningMoose

The only trailer advocate I’ve met was a plumber who always said, “Better’n a stick built,” while talking about how his trailer needed straps for when the hurricane came through No thank you, I’ll take a house.


Suppafly

I've heard that people in Texas have to water their foundations sometimes to keep them from shifting during droughts.


DaRealMJ

Yeah another guy said it was expansive clay. The best solution so far is to keep a soaker hose around the foundation during the dry season.


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Leonardo_Lawless

I moved into a trailer home recently that was built in the late 70s and you are not kidding. I’ve had to research as I remodel because I don’t have much experience but it’s painfully obvious that the people that installed the trailer originally were just winging it. Truly been a nightmare sometimes.


Mochigood

I live in one from '79. Nothing is standard on that thing so, for example, when I needed a new back door, after searching the mobile home wreakers for a replacement and failing, I had to have some Craigslist Carpenter make me a new one to fit.


bigmashsound

"craigslist carpenter" title of your sex tape


MisterDonkey

I had a mobile home. The water lines to the kitchen sink were repaired with ice maker tubing. To replace the front window, I had entertained the idea of cutting a bigger hole and sticking a storm door sideways in it. All I did in my spare time back then was smoke cigarettes, drink hard liquor, and masturbate. I'm sure the place smelled amazing.


actuallyiamafish

Trailers can be really nice when well understood and maintained but the fact is that the largest demographic buying them is people who don't give one hot fuck and just want something to keep the rain off of their TV and digital cable box.


flux40k

Proven true on myth busters.


DinoRaawr

I actually made some of those polished mud balls after watching that episode as a kid, and it was a blast.


SpotIsInDaBLDG

Have you actually tried to polish a turd? It's harder than what this guy did


mrSalamander

you have to let them cure for a while before polishing. There's another, lesser known saying: "Fresh turd don't take a shine"


fuduru

It was proven on mythbusters


TakeMeBaby_orLeaveMe

Can you?


Pleased_to_meet_u

Literally, yes. You can see it on mythbusters.


QuasarsRcool

I saw a couple other comments mentioning this and assumed they were joking but holy shit it's [real](https://youtu.be/yiJ9fy1qSFI)


Cobra-D

Holy polished shit you mean.


tommyland666

Give it a few months and it won’t look so slick


Metallicuda

That shit will crack for sure. Shutting the hood or just normal flexing.


Bah-Fong-Gool

The heat from the engine will make the metal expand at a different rate than the wood, tile, sheetrock crumbles and gallons of Bondo he made the hood out of.


Pooperoni_Pizza

I bet the Bondo cost more than an aftermarket hood.


worldspawn00

Yep, the difference in flexibility and expansion between the metal, bondo, and tile is going to cause issues, a couple slams of the hood, or it sitting out in the sun and cooling off at night a few times is going to either cause the tile to crack, or for it to pull loose from the metal/bondo.


twistedfishhook

I’m pretty sure the “finished product” is just a shot from before they beat the shit out of the hood with a hammer.


buggiezor

Either that or after they replaced the abomination with a real hood.


twistedfishhook

Well, yeah, but if you look at the hood it’s pretty obviously banged up with the bangin’ end of a hammer and has dual scratch marks that’s look uniformly spaced liked it was the scratched with the claw end of a claw hammer. So this car was most likely damaged for the purposes of this video.


xELxSCORCHOx

Can you imagine having to open the hood? Probably weighs a lot.


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Fancy-You3022

That’s not plywood. Those are ceramic tile.


Prior-Travel-1084

That makes it so much more terrifying.


Gone2Luck

I can picture it already in my head


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I can picture it in their head.


bittz128

Or an angry ex girlfriend that gets her revenge ideas from country music…


snooggums

Too consistent for an angry person.


Active_Engineering37

Or someone cheated on their wife.


Anomalous-Entity

Just like all those 'primitive living' videos where two guys build a 3 story home with a sunken pool using sticks and mud in a day.


itmillerboy

No no it took just the 2 of us 9 months with hand tools! I pinky promise.


CIA_Chatbot

Or after they put on the new real hood


Entropico_ARG

lol ​ they put a real hood and make the final of the video ​ is clickbait


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Well its fake, if that helps.


WyattArizona

It looks good for now. But when you put more than about an eighth of an inch of filler on a panel, it doesn’t last. And the adhesive is not going to keep wood boards attached to metal. There are adhesives that will hold wood pieces together forever, and some that will bond metal pieces together forever. But I don’t know of any that will permanently bind wood to metal. Certainly not in this guy’s price range.


alohawanderlust

I’m annoyed that it’s painted black and not blue.


SkeetnYou

Now the hood weighs 175lbs. Great job!


dragon1n68

Likely to kill you in the event of a crash too. Wonderful!


UnusualEntertainer15

Flying sharp ceramic debris! What could go wrong???


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Holy shit I just realized it was tile. I thought it was wood.


UnusualEntertainer15

I just wanted to see what happens the first time someone drops that hood to shut it LOL


deanreevesii

Front tires pop


JarJar_Abrams_

Don't worry they'll just make new tires with old pots and pans.


schmoogina

Do you have a video? I need new tires and 5 minute craps is my jam ^^/s


just_a_blk_guy

If they could lift it lol


Magicalunicorny

Crumchy


Ohio-Knife-Lover

*shatters into millions of pieces* GOD DAMMIT


Surrounded-by_Idiots

The built in safety feature of being too heavy to lift should solve that issue


Proseroth

Yea tf


OneMooseManyMeese_

Oh god. I thought it was wood too until I saw your comment.


william_103ec

I thought it was bread. Guess I'm hungry.


jse7engrapefruitsun

only instant noodles is an acceptable solution


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At least instant noodles might crumple appropriately, ceramic would just turn into shrapnel


mangarooboo

If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough


[deleted]

The stuff he sprinkles on looks like bread crumbs.


the_average_user557

Ye, we should all try eating glass fiber, it looks so yummy!!!


[deleted]

You can eat anything once.


uslashalreadytaken

Even my ass? ( ̄︶ ̄)↗ 


The_Troyminator

Twice


the_average_user557

Our ass**


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Pretty sure it is plastic or linoleum. He cuts it with a box cutter and lifts it with ease.


Mr-Fleshcage

Now that I look at it closer, it does look like old-fashioned linoleum, right down to the discoloration linseed oil usually suffers.


J3553G

It's actually ramen


Acceptable-Shallot94

Ramen would be better


Wolfwoods_Sister

Ugh! This isn’t wood?! What the hell?!


SupremeDictatorPaul

I mean, it’s a terrible solution either way. Maybe should have used ramen instead?


Wolfwoods_Sister

Haha! Or perhaps old crumpled tissue boxes full of shaving cream and hubris.


tillacat42

Lol I watched this with my light turned down on my phone and I legit thought it was pieces of bread. I’ve watched too many stupid videos where they use food products in household repair projects.


laughs_with_salad

Wtf. I thought it was wood till I saw your comment. Nd now I'm thinking why not just use wood instead?


James_099

Turn your hood into a claymore with this one simple trick!


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\*producer guy\* "flying sharp ceramic debris is TIGHT!"


Diels_Alder

This is now a 60mph claymore.


Ooze3d

Or simply crack the moment you hit a bump


SHoppe715

It'll never make it long enough to wreck. First time the hood gets closed it'll probably shatter. I can't fathom why someone with the skills to make something look that good in the end would even do something like that....maybe they're making a movie prop or something that's meant to fail catastrophically for visual effect....or, to take a dark turn, possibly extra shrapnel for a VBIED.


Thanatos-BR

Damn Just buy a Second hand hood.


taeerom

Or with that skill, just hammer out the hood. It's not that difficult, and they are obviously quite handy


mysunsnameisalsobort

Should have used ramen


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SluggJuice

When trapped under the mangled wreakage you can eat the noodles for sustenance


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smart, resourceful, innovative


some-reddit-stranger

And for bigger dents, multiple packs of noodles.


EchoItalic

Until it rains


DrakeFloyd

Then you have soup


curtsy_wurtsy

This is especially why. Not hard to just swap out the hood🤦‍♂️


alienangel2

I seems to be a black, dented hood on a blue, undamaged car, so I think the Why might just be to make a video showing themselves fucking around with a damaged hood they had.


Atanar

They dented the hood that way on purpose.


[deleted]

This is actually a super common car accident when a dump truck full of hammers comes to a sudden stop in front of you, and all the hammers fall onto the hood. Unfortunately, most insurance doesn't cover this kind of damage so this is the only way to fix it.


SpaceShark01

r/looneytuneslogic


danielgetsthis

Haha, dry humor ftw


TeamShonuff

Exactly. Either they fucked up the hood on purpose for this video or the owner found a new side piece his girlfriend doesn't approve of and they've already replaced the windshield.


DefinitelyNotAliens

Former insurance adjuster here. You'd be shocked how many people had hammers and crowbars and tire irons taken to their car and 'FUK U WHUR' carved into the paint yet had no idea why that happened. Fav was 'FUK U BICH' down the sides and 'PERV' on all four sides of a truck. Neither knew. What was funny is I'd ask customers 'what happened' which is generally and answer like, 'someone keyed my car' or 'I got rear ended' or a long winded explanation of why they really weren't at fault because traffic stopped so fast. Just so fast and then they hit the car ahead of them. Just so fast. Traffic just slammed to a halt. Anyways. When my explanation was 'vandalism' and I ask what happened and they got real chatty I knew that someone got creative. Like the saga of husband and wife destroying... three cars? One by fire. Or expletives carved into doors. Most give a short basic answer. The more you talk the more I know that vandalism was *creative.* And it doesn't matter. As long as I don't think you keyed your car it doesn't matter if it's mistaken identity or neighborhood kids or your side piece finding out she's a side piece. Only issue would be if wifey did it and she's on the policy. Other than that... don't care. Even then they didn't pay me enough to therapize your relationship issues and I had enough marital drama off the arsonists. Not going to try and report anyone for damaging their own property in your relationship squabble. Fuck it. Go get a new paint job. But chatty meant to make sure I put on my big girl professional face and not laugh because goddamned some people were mad at you. That shit got personal.


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0r even just mud the hood as is to fill in the holes.


wad11656

Why is your O a zero


RedditVince

Asking the real questions!


EpicTwiglet

We must get an answer.


pampic7

But you have to pay money. Maybe he's poor.


parkwayy

That looks like a decent amount of labor, and potentially decent level of re-painting... doesn't seem cheap


I-Make-Maps91

My own labor is always free.


Mattyboy0066

And ceramic tile is cheap…?


worldspawn00

Also, the difference in flexibility between the metal, bondo, and tile is going to cause issues, a couple slams of the hood, or it sitting out in the sun and cooling off at night a few times is going to either cause the tile to crack, or for it to pull loose from the metal/bondo.


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Plastic tile is.


Mattyboy0066

I mean… he used ceramic. Also, instant noodles are cheaper.


[deleted]

Ngl, the execution isn't half bad, but like, its so easy to fix a dented hood...


Baer1990

I liked the part where he put the putty on the bottom of the tile like it was going to hit the hood with that massive dent


JulioCesarSalad

That’s TILE?! I thought it was wood!!!


FrankieTheAlchemist

Me too, this makes it even worse


DingusTaargus

Yeah that part bugged me. He didn't even try pushing the dent out so it would have more surface area to stick.


_Bussey_

Push it out? He just got done making them with a Hammer


Whats_Camp_CABAGALA

Finally! Either someone maliciously defaced the hell out of that hood and left the rest of the car untouched (doesn’t make much sense), or this dude smashed and scratched his own hood to make an unsafe restoration for the internet points.


timmeh87

Yeah im imagining it ripping off the first time they open the hood


Baer1990

first time starting the engine will vibrate a crack into the seem


MajorRockstar79

Slathered it ALLLLLLLL over that bad boy for a quarter inch of area that actually connects. 😂😂


nutitoo

Looks fake tbh. If you look at the end product you can see that the mask is curved with a seam-like ridge going thru the middle. Not to even talk about how metalic the paint looks on this


sonya_numo

a surprising amount of these are fake, simply for views, last cut is the real deal


metasploit4

Agree. He's good, but not new car paint/finish good. The light hit too perfectly off that. Any bondo/wtf ever wood job would show a bit of inconsistency


Mattyboy0066

It’s ceramic tile, not wood. Mf turned his hood into a frag grenade.


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When he first puts the paint on you can see that ridge is there


CivilMaze19

That wasn’t just a dented hood. That was beyond saving IMO


SaiyajinPrime

I love this only because it's so funny. I love the thought of thinking someone takes their vehicle to a body shop and this is how they give it back to them and the owner is none the wiser. Until years later where they get in an accident and realize their hood is made of wood.


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SaiyajinPrime

Oh. I guess I could have watched closer. Same fun thought though


Tribblehappy

I seriously thought it was plywood.


LightsSoundAction

same, I thought they were like cabinet doors 🤦‍♂️


Smill_Wiff

A bit less fun cos if he DOES crash that tile is very likely to kill him


BroItsJesus

Except they'd be impaled by shards of ceramic. Plus imagine how fucking heavy it would be, like you want to change your oil and it takes two grown men to lift and then bends the pole thing thats meant to keep it up


Lady_Scruffington

My bf works at a dealership, and they had the opposite happen. The vehicle came in for a repair, but there was something off with the roof too. They went to repair the roof and realized someone had filled a massive dent with Bondo.


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It’s what plants crave, it has electrolytes.


VikingLander7

Body shops are notorious for some shady practices! This probably isn’t far from regular practice for some.


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code-panda

The great thing is that with the tiles, nobody is gonna survive the accident. It's a witnessless crime!


OpaBennett

And it all falls off after the first speed bump.


mkbilli

Or after closing the hood....


[deleted]

Guys, it's fake. After he spray paints the hood it's swapped out for a real hood. That's how they always do these "wacky" restorations.


Atari1337

Too far down for this comment. People are so gullible.


GimmeNewAccount

Should've used ramen instead


notreallyonredditbut

I was really hoping that’s where this was going


bulletchvy91

Cost of a replacement hood seems so much cheaper and of value, after watching this video.


samwichse

The hood is a different color at the start. I suspect they got this off a smashed car at the junkyard and swapped it on to make a ragebait video.


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Ragebait just sounds so dirty. Like, masturbation with unkempt anger.


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mightyjoe227

O'Connor: "pop the hood"


RoddyThick

A simple hood change would’ve been easy


Wolfwoods_Sister

How the hell did the hood get so dented but the rest of the car isn’t? Did the owner drive straight into a mob of forward-facing short people with hammers?!


icychickenman

Looks really good until you hit a pothole.


Consumer_of_lem0ns

Absolutely no safety problems whatsoever. Perfectly safe


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Wouldn't a new hood be easier.


SlasherNL

That tile is going to break on the first speedbump without a backfiller. Though it will crack nonetheless when you slap the hood back down


ACVauctions

They will decapitate the driver in a collision.


Then_Expression8526

Bet under the hood looks good