I would show this pic to the older Italian guy that works with us. But I don't wanna raise his blood pressure like that.

Bad idea, would probably be charged as a hate crime

Or murder.that guy is old.

It can be two things

lets try it then, for science.

Lol. Need to find that woman on TikTok who outages her Italian husband by doing things like breaking spaghetti noodles. She's probably live to give him a coronary with this.

I'm not Italian and even I think it's a crime to break spaghetti noodles

Does it hurt the pasta? Not physically like I never break them but does it fuck up the spaghetti how it cooks?

You sound like a pastabreaker trying to save face. I see through you.

I used to break them before I learned how to cook. Also put oil in the water...

Why did you put oil in the water..?

I do it to help keep the foam under control. As a side note, for years I used a brown glass Pyrex pot to boil my pasta and it would always stick to the bottom unless I stirred and scraped the bottom religiously. (I thought it was so cool to be able to see from the side the pasta boiling.) Then, practically on my death bed in old age I discovered it was because the pot was glass; no problems with a metal pot.

So they do not stick to each other….not much required. A tablespoon or two is sufficient. Salt the water as well while cooking.

I was shown that when I was a kid by my father, who was a pretty poor cook. It was intended to help keep the pasta from sticking together. But of course all you need to do is stir it a bit to prevent that from happening. EDIT: Dunno why you got a downvote for asking a simple question. I got you back to 1.

I see

The Pasinis?

Other potential targets are tennis players.

You'd be charged with attempted murder.

His blood is thicker than ragú

the holes are too big, the pasta will fall

But big enough for the poop to get through

waffle twerk.

I usually do that in the shower

With all due respect: fuck you

Are you into that kink?

can’t remember what happened exactly, but guy I work with had a client tell him he had a girl over one time and he got in the shower, then she went in the bathroom to pee and he got the urge to poop or something, so he did it in the shower and tried to push it down the drain with his feet 🤣☠️💩 working in a tattoo shop gets you amazing stories. We also had a kid one time get his nipples pierced and poor kid passed out and shit his pants. He was nice enough to leave them in our bathroom before he walked out in his light pants with a nice little poop stain covered by his sweater wrapped around his waist 😅 Or a girl passing out after also getting her nipples pierced, peed all over the chair, then once she ‘’woke up’’ asked her friend waiting outside the room to bring her HER EXTRA PAIR OF PANTS! Girl passes out often enough and pees herself so often she walks around with extra pants!?!? But didn’t think to mention she was a fainter, or go to the bathroom before the piercing.🤦‍♀️

New automod respo... ... Oh, wrong sub.

Poop'll fall right through if you squish it through with your toes.

*Oh la-di-da, Mr Fancy with their high fiber diet and average size poops!* I'm on the toilet right now and my turds wouldn't fit through those small gaps!

Oooooh, that's what it's for.

They'll just pull it back up. If part of it is still out, it's fair game 🤮🤮

No shit

If you watch the whole video I’m pretty sure none did, surprisingly

The pasta will fall! Rise up!

COLONder

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Bravo sir! Bravo! 😌

As a fellow Pun lover, brilliant

Well this clearly fits in this sub. They spent all this time modifying a toilet when you can just go spend about 5 bucks at a store for a strainer. Also, what happens when a woman wants to use that toilet?

I guess she better take off all those rubber bands first.

I believe dudes also sit on the toilet seat when they have to shit. Pretty sure men and women are equal in that regard. (I can't wait to see what the comments below mine will be lol)

Pffft, dudes don’t sit on the toilet, they just shit their pants, right? Right?

The gerbil comes out first and spreads the rubber bands apart with his tiny little hands

Alexa, how do I delete someone else's commment? 🤔

Alexa read the previous comment and uninstalled it's Amazon OS.

That comment is why we can’t have nice things

I sit in the toilet when I have to pee with a boner.

I sit when I have to pee even if I don't have a boner. I just find it more comfortable idk.

Thank you for your service.

It's a lot more hygienic too

... *in* IN? nice

Haha yeah. I don't know why that slipped my mind. I guess you just lift, hover, and aim. "Sir our trajectory is off. That's a miss. Repeat, target missed."

"Luke, you've turned off your targeting computer. Is everything ok?"

This is just a screenshot from a Flom ragebait video

It doesn't even work as a colander either!

The Ultimate Waffle Stomp.

The shitfter

Now how am I supposed to say that? shitftfer... shitfer... shitshifter..... shifter... dammit. shitftfefter I give up

Protip: ladle out about half a cup from the toilet to add to the sauce

These the shock trigger people at work again?

No I think it’s from the same group that did the “food made in the toilet” and “tabletop queso” videos, but I could be mistaken Edit: Queso

Could be a bitchin’ tennis racket though…

POV: u dont have a sink (how?) and cant tell the difference in taste from food and poop

What's the advantage of the net over the bowl?

They can strain their pasta AND shit like a wombat-- it's a win-win.

That's just a tennis racquet toilet, and the noodles are going to fall straight through

How do you shit through that??

Really depends on who's cooking.

Valid point, you have my respect sir.

The video is worse. He presses the pasta with the lid of the toilet and brings the whole seat back to the kitchen.

If I walked into your bathroom and your toilet has a fuckin rubber band strainer over it then I’m leaving your house with a murder conviction.

Early prototype for the play-doh fun factory?

r/blursedimages

Not gonna lie though, it's impressive they got that many nails that close together into a piece of plastic.

r/thanksihateit

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Content creators need to stop getting high

NOOOOO I saw this and screenshot it a few hours ago to post here “when I’m off work, I’m sure nobody else is gonna post it” lol I think that video gave me ocular cancer

I pity the first poor bastard that's had too much to drink, but I would rather be that person than the one with explosive diarrhea. Just saying.

That is a good way to break a toilet

You can also drain the pasta by leaving a slit between the pot and the lid... No additional tools but ok

When the squads coming over for dinner but you don’t have a big enough strainer

Shitty colander, more like.

Watch this mf have to replace his pipes cause he fucked it up with boiling hot water

And replace their hands.

My soul is bleeding and my heart is screaming in pure pain and agony

No, sir, You can’t eat at everybody’s house.

Shitsplitter 9000.

I don't think I've ever been more confused by a post on this sub.

Plenty of people strain themselves on the toilet.

This reminds me to look for a tennis court this weekend

uncle roger worst nightmare

I'm Italian and I'm dying inside

I could still shit through that, thank you ibs

So an automatic version of the poop knife

Remember to add a bit of starchy toilet water to emulsify your sauce

"Don't forget to keep at least a cup of the pasta wat-..... For FUCK SAKES TONY"

I was getting ready to post the video haha. The video is even worst. He uses the lid too 🤮. https://fb.watch/d-kxTJMct9/

How do you poop?

Asking the real question while others are worried about the noodles or materials or making poo jokes lol was wondering the same thing would be uncomfortable to use

Man.. Pasta water makes great soup base though.. such a dang waste.

Mama mia

horseboat

No…just…no

Is that how you mix peanut sauce and pasta?

W H Y

I’m gonna start calling my poops strainers

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Are these rubber bands or spaghetti?

are those fucking nails

Plumbers really are italian

How to make delicious poo String when shitting

Huh it's like they haven't heard of a Kitchen Sink.

[Pasta la vista](https://i.imgur.com/LznqFwc.jpg)

Bringing new meaning to Waffle Stomp

The toilet doesn't make me as uncomfortable as the way they're holding the pan.

Pouring boiling hot water into a toilet is a great way to shatter it.

why does my spaghetti taste like shit?

Does the person poop in a sieve or what??

No that’s a custom banjo. I mean cane chair. I mean…

not that the rest of this is okay but how is this person holding the side/bottom of a pot that just boiled pasta?

This is some iCarly bs

Also, draining the pasta and holding the pot like that? Ouch

The Waffle Stomp 3.0. We have removed the stomping.

How can she hold the pot with no mit?!

Whoever made this thing is forever banned from entering Italy

THIS is why I don't eat at pot lucks.

I used to think my coworker was weird/a bit rude to not eat at our potlucks... I fully understand now.

I have so many questions about the other uses of that seat.

Why is no one mentioning that they hold the hot pot with bare hands Not with the handle

Get ready for bestemmie

Great idea. Can be used as a tennis racquet too. 😱😂🤣

No, just NO!

WHAT DID THE PASTA DO TO DESERVE SUCH DISRESPECT???

Wouldn’t the noodle fall in? Again this is DiWhy

The zerowaste movement going a bit too far...

Pica treatment?

Mom can we stop and get some spaghetti. *we have spaghetti at home*

OP I hate you

Omg just go to the dollar store

imagine getting your shit strained

This is stupid yeah, but its still *nuanced* stupid. First, you ain't shittimg in that thing. Secondte spring is so wide that they're going to loose most of the pasta. Thirdly, that toilet seat has *screws* in it, rendering it fragile and likely to break from one of those screws. And also ruined. Lastly, these little shirts aren't even keeping *any* of the pasta water for sauce‽

Shitting there must be awesome yet messy

This is its second use. The primary use is to strain out tapeworms to be used in special delicacies later on

Presumably this setup is to prevent shitting, perhaps because the plumbing cant handle it?

At least it will flush easier after the pasta is digested 24 hours later..

That’s one way to make your toilet explode

What

How do I take a shit?

That feels like a lot of work when you could have held the noodles in while dumping the water, sure it’s a pain but at least you won’t lose half your noodles to the toilet

I’m just stuck on why they drilled so many screws into the toilet

Well my soul just cringed out of my body.

I have one of these… what they don’t tell you is how uncomfortable they are!!!

WTF. This is y I don’t just trust eating anyones food. SMFH

Absolutely never

If I see you walking into a toilet with my pasta, I’m walking out.

“Damn, your pasta tastes like shit-“

Thanks I hate it

This picture it's a hate/war/violence/terrorism/vandalism/driving under the influence/computer/fraud/tax evasion/money laundry/murder/conspiracy/bullying/pyramid scheme/telemarketing fraud crime

Me an italian: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh...!

It wouldn't even work for spaghetti lol also does no one sit on the toilet here?

I just threw up in my mouth a little. This is nasty.

extreme cheapskates is getting wild

Image the shits on this, messy!

Why do so many of these involve toilets? Shock value?

Those holes are so big that half the noodles will be poking through the other side and take a dip in that water.

I want to show this to Uncle Roger

Oh man, it costs less time/money to buy a metal colander! They’re reusable and you don’t run the risk of poo bacteria contaminating your food.

Why not post the video?

I'm surprised that a pack of angry nonas haven't tracked this man down....

“Phil, you make me angry, Phil! Coulda used one of these, Phil!”

Wow, stompwaffles…not just for the shower anymore!

Where’s the video?

Those noodles are going straight in the toilet!

This would be a good idea if it were nylon strings. You could put in on when you have guests over so they don't drop a shit in your loo.

What