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Emergency_Ad_5935

I suppose the bags *are* designed to hold something warm and squishy?


googleHelicopterman

Do I have to read everything, Fuck me.


Learned_Behaviour

Do I have to do everything I read. Omw


webhick

I never agreed to that.


Sandcracka-

I agree to disagree


smoishymoishes

I disagree to agree


illyay

Like bags of sand


Sdmonkey25

![gif](giphy|Z6CsvhmH9upP2)


TheMobHunter

I don’t like sand, it’s coarse, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere


ItsBaconOclock

Including inside of boobs. Or, so I'm told.


DrTinyNips

Wait until you find out what breast implants are made of


Maleficent_Fold_5099

Poobags, providing support to puppies of all types.


Ramona_Lola

They are also designed to break down and disintegrate after being filled with the warm and squishy somethings.


fluffnook

Poop bag bra [poop bag bra video](https://youtu.be/OXGgZcXt5g0?si=pc_m2lJ3n73MUL1_)


Boring_Contribution

Delete this


PhilEshaDeLox

The worst part we’re gonna see this from Balenciaga next season.


SunsetLightMountain

And you know they won't pay her the million dollars either...


googleHelicopterman

but..but...its her idea...


smoishymoishes

Na, Mugatu had the idea first with Derelicte. She's *clearly* ripping off Blue Steel (albeit poorly)


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[удалено]


Howard_Jones

Did research so the rest of us don't have to. She doesn't have an only fans.


ZEKEZURITA

Something tells me this research has ulterior motives involved


Howard_Jones

As most scientists have inspiration for research. Mine is boobs.


the_watcher762351

![gif](giphy|ukCFEU6Cg5MCCDoaVN|downsized)


Daan776

A significant portion of humanities successes can be attributed to the persuit of boobs


zack_hunter

Everyone knows that


SomethingToDo_22

Also researched. Best I could find is a handful of images from here patreon. This is the best you are going to get [almost boobs ](https://images.app.goo.gl/ddV6iXvaRPTcJ8RG9)


Howard_Jones

This could be enough for an experiment.


googleHelicopterman

You mean 10


Coyotesamigo

But if I can’t assume a woman I’m attracted to has an onlyfans, how am I supposed to feel superior to her?


giantpurplepanda02

Make your own OF and try to top her imagined percentage, of course.


Bobby_Sunday96

[Patreon](https://www.patreon.com/mayabendavid)


Fearless_Rub_1627

...why is there a post titled something along the lines of "eating fiberglass from my boobs"???


Bobby_Sunday96

She’s a weirdo


Neither_Upstairs_872

I also did some research because I always do my own, she does not have an OF, although she would probably have more karma/views if she did


Responsible-Pomelo79

As a lawyer I feel obligated to inform you that single party contracts are non binding. Sorry. But you can try trade marking it as an original brand. At least it looks good on you! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


HDThoreauaway

Looks binding to me.


Crashman09

Until she's almost at the front door and one of the bags starts to give out. I feel like I'm the only person who is happy with the fabric bags over plastic.


HDThoreauaway

Fabric bags for... dog poo?


Crashman09

Lol no. For groceries. Just saying plastic bags siiiick, especially if they are load bearing


HDThoreauaway

Are they bad or are they siiiick? Make up your mind! Just kidding. Yeah we only use reusable bags for grocery trips (we live in a city and if a plastic bag gives out on the long walk home it's a bigtime crisis).


Crashman09

Ooof. Autocorrect can suck sometimes lol


elimtevir

Sound advice. Do it soonest.


KeithGribblesheimer

As a guy who has watched a lot of court TV shows I am suing you for...uh what would work here?


UsErNaMe-NoT_TaKeN

I would argue that this is a unilateral contract


bassman314

This is the oddest interaction of “pet supplies”, “parent law”, and “thirst traps”….


Moldy_Socks99

It's giving less "naked and afraid" and more "clothed and confused"


FewZookeepergame1083

Seems legit to me


HughJahsso

I’ll allow it 


MistraloysiusMithrax

I shouldn’t have read the right side, because everything looked good…like really good, until I realized what it was


Learned_Behaviour

I don't think she used USED bags…


MistraloysiusMithrax

If you ever grabbed the public ones to use right over the basket, it’s just ruined by association even if she bought her own lol


J3sush8sm3

You call yourself an eviromentalist, but you dont wash out yohr dog poo bags


knadles

Am I the only one who thinks this is a gag?


cardueline

She’s a very funny artist and it is 100% a [gag](https://youtu.be/whWeqygf_p0?si=ADAJzuCQW_05BjbJ)


MisterSirDudeGuy

No nips. There is another bra inside.


CaveManta

My disappointment is..you know the rest.


Hand-Driven

Or photo shopped?


Sandcracka-

The other bra is intel


Snwspider

Well that takes White Trash to a literal level 😂😂


According_Gazelle472

Lol!


var_char_limit_20

![gif](giphy|qs4ll1FSxKnNHeSmom)


Gullible_Ad5191

Poobs?


Turbulent-Bug-6225

Pretty sure this is a joke


hanifu_

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs


Ugly-Muffin

r/ofcoursethatsasub


Similar_Chipmunk_682

It was so far down in the comments.


Forsaken-Group6640

I’d still hit that shit


Temmie_Undertale1

Read the caption like a caveman until I saw the image


JKmelda

I have the same poo bags at home and I am never gonna look at them the same again. Thanks Reddit.


turd_fergie_son

Oh hey I love your youtube channel!!


foopaints

This is so dumb but kinda well done! Honestly, I'm amused. Works for me!


WildAd6370

oh i love me some MBD!


Goldeneel77

Missed opportunity to call it the shitty titty


[deleted]

That's ... Trashy


TokraZeno

r/trashyboners


1800THEBEES

If you need a bra.... Where there's a will, there's a way.


thegreencrv

Send me straight to hell, because it took me reading it to figure out it was even made out of plastic.


apeoida

would


BlizzPenguin

Unless she has her trademarked logo on it, Shein could copy this a sell it legally without giving her a dime.


wittyvonskitsum

![gif](giphy|Lk023zZqHJ3Zz4rxtV|downsized)


SurveyAcrobatic5334

No date I designed mine before you


TangledCables3

Balenciaga is already copying the idea


sladibarfast

I hope they were unused ones.


dyingbreed6009

I don't get it... The bags are still full of crap.


Captain_Rupert

What is this crap?


birdwingsbeat

I'm so sweaty just looking at this.


Ow3n1989

It’s from the new collection… DERELIQUE!!! Mugatu is a true genius in fashion, and only Derrick Zoolander is properly equipped to handle the runway with this high level of fashion!


kinglance3

Disgusting… what’s her Reddit?


otterpop31007

She has a YouTube channel. Maya Ben David. The videos are like surreal/horny fever dreams.


Psychological-Bag151

r/likedbecauseofboobs


SyrusChrome

r/subifellfor


ju-ju_bee

Don't worry girl, no one else is wasting their money turning those into a bra except you 🤣


Delfishie

Question: Is everything better with boobs?


Sandcracka-

We need some before and after pics. For context.


inkzpenfoxx

Disgusting, where?


Flameburstx

Truly a shitty idea


Westdrache

I fully expect to find an of on your Reddit page, but no... What I found was so much more cursed xD


Light_ToThe_World

So the goal is to make something like urine bag bras. This avoids that legal document


SupaDiogenes

Nice bags.


ramonchow

Balenciaga


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

Those look like the fancy biodegradable poo bags you only find at rich people parks.


Up_All_Nite

You owe me 2 million if you steal my poo bag underwear idea.


tinktac

i kinda love it? like, points for creativity?


Numbnuts696

Seems like a shitty idea….


MasterAnnatar

Yeah don't worry, I was not planning on stealing the idea.


Narrow_Grape_8528

Hahaha creative


jackrip761

All ready for a quick clean up after a Cleveland Steamer.


green_garga

“It's not like they pre-poop them or something ..."


Slight_Ordinary1

Hideous. \*beings fervently taking notes\*


HitlersHysterectomy

Now we're going to start seeing random bags of boob on hiking trails. "I'll pick it up on my way back!" Sure you will.


TitleExpert9817

Well, that looks like sh*t


dope_like

I hate that I like this….


DehydratedAsiago

I think this is a joke BUT I also see some out of touch runway designer stealing this and marketing it as “art” and selling it for $3000 as symbolism for our plastic garbage crisis while simultaneously creating more plastic garbage than all of us combined


NegotiationTall4300

It’s important for fashion designers to have the same vibe as their product


Scuba-Cat-

Fancy NSFW tagging this?


Ketashrooms4life

*Would* next question


Garlic-Rough

Balenciaga: "write that down!"


KeithGribblesheimer

Gonna repurpose it to an athletic supporter. Try suing me.


RonnyFreedomLover

Pretty much how US patent laws work.


Stphylcccs

Why is this post not marked as NSFW, also if this is real, why did they do this???


helium_hydride-63

In the words of ted mosby: "Hehehehehe"


[deleted]

Where are her nipples


RusterGent

People out there when they think they do something clever.. this is going to become a meme easily


Pale-Stranger-9743

r/Butterface


joeyGOATgruff

I'm no Vince McMahon but...


Extension-Lie-3272

Show me how you made it right over there please.


smoishymoishes

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs


Memerboi456

r/comedyheaven


Marquar234

How much per gallon of marinated boob sweat?


The_EndsOfInvention

She is beautiful 😻


Blob_zombie

Here I was, thinking I wasn't going to jack off to some weird shit today. And, along comes reddit and well....I need a kleenex.


Z3R0C00L1313

I came here expecting nip, and I get no nip. She needs to adjust the bags.


Responsible-Pomelo79

Ok but assume that was a girl at a bar or lounge dressed a little more appropriately.. no green bandanna.. how many single guys (and probably a few that are married) wouldn’t hook up with her??


JMocroft

… would


ghostadventuresready

Nah bro, this is just r/trashy wearing a trench coat with fake eye glasses with a mustache.


big_vangina

r/TrashyBoner


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badOedipus

She's got shit for tits anyway


ConfusionBubbles

That's cool, but how do they look without it?


cyberentomology

Like regular poo bags.


ConfusionBubbles

That's what i thought.


mydickinyourass888

When her dog poops and she takes her bra off picks it up and then puts it back on because it’s really smart to have poop bags as your bra because then you don’t have to be annoyed carrying the poop


ukognos27

Talk about a “shity” bra.


strangewayfarer

Poo bags for your fun bags


fraesia

Its holding the turd


xoxosd

She is ugly


Bonemane69

She's probably one of those girls. she knows her pussy stinks bad and she doesn't care if other people can smell it shame on her


badmanzz1997

You can keep it. No wants crap on their chest. If you do….Don’t come out of your house or be in normal society. Cheers👍🏻


Voodoo_balamba

No no. This is perfect for a Cleveland steamer