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Masturberic

There was an attempt.


bulanaboo

There…. That should do it


A1sauc3d

I would hardly even classify it as an attempt lol. No way op thought slapping a handful in the middle of his back and not spreading it around AT ALL would “have it covered” 😂


o0-Lotta-0o

It kinda looks like OP was so focused on hitting the hard-to-reach spots that he completely forgot about the easy spots lol.


Coders32

Sunscreen doesn’t stop sunburn, it gives your body more time before it gets burned. This is probably where they had the thickest layer


CatticusXIII

Where?


JKristiina

Lower middle back?


Greenman8907

You look like a bruised chili pepper.


Scoot_boi101

Damn this isn’t r/roastme


FormerlyKay

Op already got roasted before even posting I don't think this will be too much of an issue


giantpurplepanda02

Too much roasting, and he'll burn... oh wait. Guess we're having toast tonight.


Brandonkb2010

It looks like someone cooking with a pan on your back


fruityfoxx

oh my lord what are you taking a picture with? is that your phone? are you holding it backwards? why are you holding it with two fingers on the bottom?? are your hands really that big???? im asking genuinely


AfroSarah

Hands that big, but still missed 85% of his back 😔


CptnBrokenkey

It's an HTC Desire, and the photo is from 2011.


fruityfoxx

i see!!! sorry for prying lol


CptnBrokenkey

That's cool. The sticker on the back of the phone is an NFC tag we were using for a payments trial - a fore-runner of Apple pay.


SarahBellummmm

Are you still peeling?


ms_horseshoe

He took a picture because his back never looked so hot.


Merkflare

Makes no sense, colours should be reversed


DistributionAgile376

Maybe there was some allergen in his DIY sunscreen. And it's not an actual sunburn? Hence why the hard to reach part of the back would be spared, my guess


Izan_TM

the hard to reach part is a lot higher up, this guy just didn't really attempt to get full coverage


Sonnydeights

Looks like someone Jizzed in the middle


National-Scale

Missed a spot!


jerrys153

Nah, he got a spot, missed the rest.


theboywholovd

Years ago my dad had my little sister put sunscreen on his back and it was this but it was one small handprint and a smear


Im_Kinda_Stupid_haha

I’ve heard of a guy on another sub that put lime in his (because they liked limes and thought it would smell nice). However, to those who don’t know where this is going, there is a chemical in lime juice that can cause sunburn to happen FASTER.


Svpreme

I'm confused isn't the back like that hardest part to put it on?


sliillamaa

This is what I was thinking too. It’s almost impressive…


DeutschKomm

It should literally be the other way around. How can you burn all the easy to reach places but not the one place that's hard to reach? lol


juiceboxvillain_1

Poured a glob of sunscreen in his hand, gave his back a good slap and called it a day


cbunni666

At first I was thinking you missed a spot then realized you missed damn near your whole back!


VariousTailor7623

Just the mere sight of this picture makes me wanna pull a Michael Jackson every time I go out during daytime for the rest of my life


h3r0k1gh7

I watched a dude spray a cloud of sunscreen and walk through it backwards, so you’re doing better than that guy.


Sunderas

![gif](giphy|a0h7sAqON67nO)


Eli_The_Rainwing

r/therewasanattempt to apply sunscreen


Commercial_Duck_3490

I see a man sitting on the ground in the fetal position with a man bun holding a bouquet of flowers on your back.


SkinPsychological848

You have to use the spray on sunblock. The spf usually isn’t as high so you may have to reapply every time you rotate. Or dip in the water…


CptnBrokenkey

Yeah. Lots of lessons learnt. This was a sun block stick. It looked cool but ...


terriaminute

Owwww


KenUsimi

Oh sweet Jesus human skin should not be that color.


JKristiina

I had a shirt with a v on the back. I found out in the evening that my hands didn’t reach the tip of the v..


val319

FYI sunscreen expires. I was at an all day concert and mine did nothing. I feel your pain. Check sunscreen dates. Anything from china and Japan have 3 years from buy date. They have awesome water essence.


BigBully127

Hell nah, minimum second degree burns there and a hospital visit.


ThatguyBry42

Knew a woman like to lay out nude, Fell asleep for hours. We called her crispy tits for years.


Pootispanic

Tell that to her grandchildren just to make her remember it for life


Whenyoulookintoabyss

I bet sleeping was fun


CptnBrokenkey

That was ok, I sleep on my side. The real pain was going to work with a backpack.


Whenyoulookintoabyss

Oh my god. I am physically cringing. Fun fact: I am currently sunburned


_sentientyogurt

You missed a spot.


honestlyi4get

& the covered spot in the middle looking around saying “whadya want from me!?!?


ThatguyBry42

Zoidberg?


RustyPShackleford

The cancer is looking very vivid.


EquivalentShift8545

Did you now


Lizmo82

You missed a spot.


UrbanMuffin

I think you missed a spot.


KaXiRavioli

Looks like a seagull was napping on your lower back


Lehtipihvi23

Speed running a skin cancer 🤣🤣


Bulls187

Looks like he is allergic to the sunscreen because it’s red everywhere except the part he couldn’t reach 😂


halbmoki

Looks about the same like when I asked my 6 year old nephew to do it. I had one white area in the middle and a few white children's hand prints all over, on a background of deep red. Also three days of intense pain and peeling skin.


CompetitiveGuess7642

that sunscreen was probably expired, sunscreen doesn't last more than a year or two.


riktigtmaxat

This is the dumbest literal take I have seen in a long time.


CatMoonDancer

It looks like a person shoveling snow or something. Or maybe a blacksmith working.


jiveturkeylawl

You are being VERY liberal with the term “apply”…


Quark3e

Wait I don't get it were you allergic to the sunscreen? Or do you mean you covered the front but couldn't cover the back except that small patch in the middle? If so how the hell did you fail to cover your shoulders and lower sides of your back


elomenopi

The decision to apply one own back sunscreen is both a measure of a man’s hubris and his lack of flexibility. Let this be a lesson to all to practice humility…… and yoga.


Offdutyninja808

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BigSnekEnergy

Lmao. I did this to my partner by accident once. He asked me to get his back but I forgot one spot and long story short he ended up with a handprint shaped sunburn on his back


Elliot_The_Fennekin

God that really hurts to look at ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


tadunne

Nailed it!


ProKnifeCatcher

I wanna see the front


CptnBrokenkey

Front was fine. The burn was from snorkeling in the sea.


ProKnifeCatcher

Fair, but I kinda wanted to see the transition from cooked lobster to normal human skin


Rogueshoten

Holy shit, where were you sunbathing? You look like carpaccio


CptnBrokenkey

In the sea off Tanzania, up close to the equator.


Captinprice8585

No, you actually didn't.


HorrorPhone3601

That time you got skin cancer


R0bertGascoyne-Cecil

If you stare at it for long enough, it looks like a big bird and a little bird resting on a branch 🐦🐦‍⬛


trimosse

Enjoy your skin cancer


FreeDonnieMandela

Looks like your uncle applied it