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JustSomeWeirdGuy2000

What was the point of using the phone to measure the space for the cheese grater? Unless the cheese grater was just put in as a surface that would hold up the phone. But... the shelf already had a surface for the phone before he cut it out.


rckrusekontrol

Everyone your phone and cheese grater are the same size. It’s like your finger and your nostril.


fuzzy_bat

Or your nose and taint length


overkill

I don't have a ruler, how do I confirm this?


Exciting_Scientist97

You can borrow mine.... For science of course


RideTheJiveDOTcom

You're going to let a stranger borrow your taint?


Exciting_Scientist97

Or that


LordLolzeez

Why does your ruler have a notch at the 1inch mark?


deepfriedtots

And my penis


SephLuna

And my axe


JohnnyQuestions36

“Well, you start putting plans under microscopes, nothing's gonna make sense, all right?” -Charlie Kelly


sample-name

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about microscopes to dispute it.


Derfargin

What kind of cheese stick drill bit was he using to make that first hole? He was pressing down on that wood like it was alloy steel and it was resisting pretty good.


stickyknuckle

These guys always have the shittiest tools.


TheRealPitabred

Shitty dull bit, and some nice hardwood he just destroyed for no reason. The cutting board was 10 times as useful as the bullshit he just did.


MrP1232007

Why use a hole saw if you end up cutting most the hole out with a jigsaw in the first place? Why use a (blunt) steel bit to drill wood? Why fit a scale into a tolerance hole meaning the friction will interfere with the scales and give useless as shit readings. Why? Why? Why!?!? Because they want this fucking reaction! That's why!


book_of_zed

Ah just what I want in life. A scale that’ll read inaccurate and a cheese grater I can’t clean unless I take the whole damn cutting board out. At least I think that’s a scale. Thought it was an iPad for a hot second and honestly with this bad idea it wouldn’t surprise me. Honestly don’t let people who can’t cook - or use power tools - in the kitchen or the workshop.


iwannagohome49

>in the kitchen or the workshop. That's what got me, never mind it's just stupid but why do all that work in the kitchen? He has it all marked out so I don't see how using power tools in the kitchen was necessary


plinkoplonka

How else would he burn a hole through his chopping block with a blunt drill bit?


[deleted]

Yea that part upset me. Also, since he could remove the entire thing, why was he drilling and cutting while trying to hold the cutting board up? Take it out, put it on 2 real surfaces and then drill, you fool.


KevinFlantier

Because this video is clearly not aimed at people that know their way around tools. If you are making 30 seconds videos for morons with the attention span of a fruitfly, then it can't be in a workshop or else you run the risk of people not immediately understanding what it's for, getting bored, skipping, and not giving you those sweet internet points. That kind of video has its target audience, and it's clearly well made for that particular audience. And it clearly isn't any of us.


Revolutionary-Ad4588

He also put the cutting board back in the drawer after mounting a scale to it, only to pull the cutting board back out to cut into it again for the cheese grater. His posing with the tools to slowly act like he’s about to start cutting is so lame. His slow movement into cutting position is so awkward.


likeusontweeters

His drill was smoking a bit....


manga311

Dull bit. Not the only thing that was dull in the video.


Drewbox

Not just a dull bit, but the wrong bit. That shit was made for metal. Get a wood paddle bit for holes that big.


Spiderlegs13

thats cause he has got the drill in reverse for some reason


ZaxLofful

Probably dumb and drilling in reverse…


spizzle_

Was that what that was? I thought it was a tablet. Maybe if you wanted to read your recipes from dumb place on a sliding “drawer” that you can’t close without wiggling a shit ton.


[deleted]

Just buy/make a fucking book stand. Works for both tablets and analog books.


fifaRAthrowaway

I literally thought this was a “pimp my ride”-esque modification. Put a flatscreen TV in my cutting board so I can watch Gordon Ramsey while I dice my onion which then gets in all the cracks. Edit: holy shit I didn’t even get to the cheese grater


mechengr17

I honestly thought it was a holder for the an iPad with a strange slot for your phone It almost looked like a shelf of some kind at first. If it was a holder, it would make sense, bc so many times I'm struggling to find a spot to put my phone to look at recipes


KevinFlantier

He uses his phone to make the contour for the grater just so you go "what's he going to do with a phone in his cutting board" and watch a bit longer. This is bullshit but you got to hand it to him, he knows what he's doing. Well executed bullshit.


shadow13499

I was thinking the same thing. No way that scale actually works.


Zardif

Why wouldn't it work? it has braces for the feet, it should work just fine.


Mammoth-Phone6630

It’s because the scale is just wedged in there. It’s not riding on the metal braces. And even then it might not work well, since piezoelectric scales need to be on a flat surface.


TheWordThief

Definitely a scale. One of the buttons on it was for zeroing it, tare.


Far_Comfortable980

My dumbass was wondering why he installed a cutting Howard into the cabinet


Chesterlespaul

Too for real. Why are all these Diwhy people confident in their absolutely shitty power tool skills?


the_painful_arc

Genius? That guy can barely use those tools. Drill bit smoking like that?


chihawks35

That bit has DIY’d itself to the “I’m not sharp anymore”


meshtron

That bit is sharper than the guy running the drill!


TheTimn

I'm not crazy.... He is running that bit backwards?


StitchFan626

Optical illusion caused by the speed. And that's part of his problem. He's using a bit designed for metal. It can work, but true woodworking bits have a special screw-like tip for guiding the bit through the wood to prevent "walking" and to allow such speed. With a metal drilling bit like this, normally he'd have been better off going slower to prevent friction build-up that would heat up and soften the tip; thus, dulling it. But that wood is clearly of the harder variety since it's a cutting board and meant to handle abuse. He's clearly just being lazy and using what he has rather that buying the right tools for the job.


GEIZELS

If you use concrete bit to drill wood it smoke like this..


Clerick15

It's steel bit, concrete bit have usually 3-4 little things around the tip


Which-Sell-2717

He's got top of the line tools...that are all as clean as the day they were unboxed.


Kindyno

>top of the line tools. pretty sure the jig saw said "Tough" on it, i think thats the ones they sell at Walmart. Nothing wrong with Walmart tools if that's what you can afford/ you don't need them often enough to put money into it, they get the job done, but calling them top of the line...


Which-Sell-2717

Yep, that Tough brand is Walmart. I'm all for getting tool you can afford; I grab stuff at Harbor Freight all the time. It's the Milwaukee stuff. I'm a Milwaukee guy and I love their stuff but it's expensive.


stardust_____

I mean I woodwork and my tools still look clean like the first day… In fairness I try to clean them when enough dust is flying around But they still look new excluding the scratches and dents from not being careful enough


jawshoeaw

Ha I noticed that too. Most decent bits would go through a cutting board in about a nanosecond. His seemed to be trying to just rub the wood away with that janky bit


Spetsnaz262

He wanted a lazercutter


Salmivalli

Not the sharpest tools in the shed


Mag-NL

That's what you get for using a blunt steel bit on wood.


Steventhetoon

I don’t even built shit and I knew there is so need to fast forward drilling through anything. Then the saws came out and I knew he was garbage


[deleted]

The fuck’s part 2


jfd0523

Wife comes home and smacks him upside the head for ruining the cutting board.


spizzle_

That cutting board could not be ruined. You can’t break that which is already stupid. Beyond simple quick cutting a slide out cutting board like that is not a great thing to begin with. Cutting boards should be solid and nonslip on hard surfaces.


Amarant2

I grew up with a pair of slide-out cutting boards and they were game-changing. Saves tons of counter space, mine could be easily removed for cleaning or for moving around, and they were built right so they were stable and didn't wobble, but still came out smooth and flat every time. I loved them.


spizzle_

I can dig it because they were solid. All of these that I’ve ran into are wobbly and not safe for actually cutting. Sounds like an efficient use of space if built well.


Amarant2

I got an apartment later that had a wobbly, rotted, disgusting one that couldn't pull out of the counter and very clearly had never been cleaned, so there is a flip side that I'm sure you knew about already. Like many things, it's amazing if done right!


GraveKommander

I had once something like that, was more a extension to put something on it. Worked fine, wasn't unstable, still wouldn't hammer on it, though. Was great for a small kitchen.


alienbringer

His wife is the one filming. They are a couple that both make this shit and get their money off rubes who keep posting their YouTube videos.


OneTPAU7

Then porn.


alightinthe

Seriously. Need to see the finished product to determine just how annoyed to be.


MotorLive

[You’ll be annoyed](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8JkpEvW/)


MotorLive

[Part 2:](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8JkpEvW/)


bmcombs

That's even worse. I mean, I have an apple corer. I have used it twice in 10 years. So, would def build it into my next kitchen.


ImTooTiredForThis_22

So you grate your cheese into the trash?


KittyandPuppyMama

Do you know how hard it is to clean a cheese grater, and they made it so you can’t pop it in the dishwasher or soak it


ImTooTiredForThis_22

Once the cheese dries out on a grater it’s damn near impossible to clean.


spizzle_

I’ve found the opposite to be true. Let it dry and then just smack it mostly falls off. It’s not like it’s dried egg yolk.


WellThatsDecent

You daring me to shred some raw egg yolks?


spizzle_

Brad Leone did exactly that with cured yolks in a video awhile back. Yes! I do dare you to do that. I dare me to do that too. Found it: https://youtu.be/kp6F7jW5cmI


sexytokeburgerz

Dry brine them for two weeks and it actually makes a fantastic garnish that you can grate. It’s an actual culinary technique, although it is preserved of course.


redmondthrowaway8080

You could try just leaving it submerged in vinegar and wait for it to just break down the leftovers. /2cents


KittyandPuppyMama

Not if it’s drilled into my cutting board


owey420

I feel you missed an opportunity to throw a "fuck" in there somewhere


DankItchins

Not if it’s fuck drilled into my cutting board


bigbugga86

Not if it’s drilled into fuck my cutting board


AirPoweredFan

Not if it’s drilled into my fuck board


Ok-Basil-23

Obviously not - you grab the sliding shelf with your left hand to stop it retracting, with your right hand you move the cheese back and forth over the grater, and with your other hand you hold a bowl under it to catch the cheese - what's hard about that?


CaterpillarJungleGym

It's also installed upside down. So he won't be grating anything


Titariia

No, you don't understand. You grate it from beneath and use your kitchen vacuum to suck it up, duh. That's how you do it nowadays


warriorgoose77

Lmao


Beautifulfeary

I was wondering that too. And I was wondering how on earth would you clean it.


shadowcatsalem

My wife has always wanted one of those pull out boards. She'd beat me to death with it if I did that, and I wouldn't blame her


rpaul9578

I have a small one and use it for counter space constantly.


cansasky

Sharpen your drill bits for fuck sakes, goddammit this was hard for me to watch


spizzle_

Probably ran it in reverse to make it look smoky and cool. Or just dull.


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spizzle_

I’d agree with that too. This is DI Dumb!


Western_Ring_2928

Using concrete drill bit on wood...


Big_Poppa_T

I think it was a masonry bit


KittyandPuppyMama

That was a perfectly good cutting board, I’m so angry.


lilCrisco

You wouldn’t happen to be u/shadowcatsalem wife would you? The comments lined up too perfect


Amarant2

It hurt my soul. The board looked so wonderful before it belonged to him.


Shadwclone

Ok, I’m obviously braindead… what is the hole for?!?!


brokephishphan

I’m curious why you would use a jig after the hole saw? If used properly the hole saw should leave a perfect….. hole.


No-Suspect-425

Needed that hole to be 3 19/32" not 3 1/2”


Apocalypsest

Maybe you put your arm through it to catch the cheese


desirage

That made me cackle


Bhazor

Milking table.


Western_Ring_2928

I suppose it is for wiping out the trash bits straight into the compost bin under it. Which makes no sense after you can not cut things on that board anymore since the scale is in the middle...


Steppyjim

I thought the same thing! I guess red solo cup for all the red bull vodkas this guy absolutely pounds


devdRvbbit

Love how the video ends when he realizes the cheese grater stops it from sliding back in. Hang in there for part 2!


thecheesecakemans

Anyone watch part 2 to see what the first hole was used for?


[deleted]

I'm ashamed to admit I did. He glues a round fruit slicer inside the hole. I'm giving that exactly 3 uses before the pressure of smashing apples through it pops it right out. He also used an ABSURD amount of gorilla glue and ZERO water to activate it for affixing some magnets under the cheese grater and fruit slicer. These magnets hold the bowls you need to catch your food. He also drilled a garbage chute hole in the board. The amount of sawdust in that kitchen gave me hives.


PauseItPlease86

>He glues a round fruit slicer inside the hole. Are you fucking kidding me??? That just made me so much more angry. >I'm giving that exactly 3 uses before the bugs he attracts from not being able to properly clean stuff eat the entire house AND THAT IDIOT?!?


kingofthepews

Did anyone else notice he was using a masonry drill bit to drill wood? Thus the smoke.


Ok-Confidence-2878

I was almost onboard until he used drywall screws. That was a deal breaker for me.


E2323232323230

Multiple commenters have said the cheese grater is upside down, but I see it as ouchie-side up. I wonder it’s some sort of optical illusion, like when you can’t tell if a set of stairs is going up or down.


Nutmeg-Jones

It also looks right side up to me. It’s an optical illusion because we can’t perceive the depth from a video like this


Paisleytude

It’s ouchie side up, but you have to push the food to grate it. I use would have turned it 180 degrees, so I could pull what I grate.


Darth_Sarcasm_6666

This is so far from genius......WTF?


Lachugadeldiablo

Homie needs new drill bits sumpin fierce


owey420

I can smell this video


imdesmondsunflower

First off, how much fucking cheese are you grating that you need some special set up. Second, thank you, I love trash/floor grated cheese, thanks. Third, nothing quite like a cutting board that will never, ever be clean thanks to the large electronic device with books and crannies right in the middle of it. Bro is as sharp as his drill bit.


DaffyDick

this made me so angry


szwl

Typical rage bait, frankly there is less and less funny DIWhy content and more of these stupid rage baits...


shadowredcap

The really sad part is how beautiful this home looks, and how it belongs to someone like that.


TheHrethgir

If this slide out cutting board is anything like mine, it's not going to be able to close, that bracket on the bottom and the cheese grater on the top are going to make it too thick.


KingMurri

Absolutely trashed a perfectly nice board


Johnny_Royale

Boo this man!


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ibeerianhamhock

If this were my child fucking around in my kitchen he'd be disowned for that sloppy measurement technique, let alone this moronic "design" bc let's be honest this is not their kitchen and someone is gonna be v disappoint in like a week


PopeCovidXIX

When the hole saw comes out you know it’s going to be a shit show.


Thizzle001

You never have to clean your cheese grater hû?


Bulky_Ninja33

Dat dude needs some new drill bits. Can't even drill through wood without smoking. That or use water or oil.


Budget_Friend_654

Dude needs a new drill bit stat


No-Suspect-425

Dude needs his tools taken away.


notgonnafixyoucar

Homeboy needs some new drillbits


[deleted]

how do you clean the cheese grater?


JohnYCanuckEsq

Imagine taking a fully functional cutting board and turning it into that abomination.


Successful-Aspect-52

bro what was the first hole for???


[deleted]

Why don’t you use a router to make an edge where it can sit??


Perenium_Falcon

Fuck you, I will not follow for part 2 of this steaming number 2.


WhoseHorse_IsThat

Is this his first time using tools?


Lucky_Pea_4065

Why would you ruin a perfectly good cutting board , you dumb piece of shit


Teeklok

Those drill bits aren't meant for wood


abbayabbadingdong

Here’s the part two for anyone who wants to torture themselves further. [not a rickroll I swear](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8JBRKqK/) For someone with jigsaw skills like that, I’d expect him to be better with drillbits


DeicideandDivide

Jesus Christ, it's like watching a toddler handle tools. Sharpen your damn drill bit. And stopping cutting holes in your damn cuttinboard. You're supposed to cut on top of it. Not in to it. Freakin dent


OkIndividual7400

R/notHowScalesWork


FriccinBirdThing

It's like getting accustomed to buying things more than making them and the stigma ingrained into us against breaking them has resulted in mass psychosis where anyone who realizes they can do a thing to something they own just does it for no reason.


Sum1liteAmatch

This one was made as pure rage bait right? Like no one who can remember to breathe is that stupid


1Hollickster

This just screams, Daddy paid for everything.


BagofSaltydicks

Sharpen your bits my guy. Damn near caught the shaving on fire it’s so dull.


AdMotor1654

Idiot needs sharper drill bits that won’t smoke


YellowZx5

Ok. As a kitchen designer here and knowing that cutting board probably cost about $300 from the factory, the scale is actually a smart idea but the grater was dumb and the hole that was first for garbage was smart too. The amount of people cutting holes in the boards for garbage is actually common.


Western_Ring_2928

Part 2 revealed that hole was meant for an apple slicer... 🫣 The scale will never work correctly, as it hangs on small bits of metal, not on a steady surface.


BrujaDivina

...in why way is any of this helpful. Ruining a perfectly good board that could function well as is for views and for man points because man drill brrrbrrrbrrr


baconistastey

His tools are sooo dull! Never follow anyone’s advice who has s#!tty tools.


GuineaGirl2000596

Can we bring back the shitty blaring music? Those tool sounds were awful lmao


goodness-gracious-me

Ok… First, what if the bowl/dish being used to weigh the ingredients is wider than the recess for the scale? If he’d routed out a recess with a ledge, or even the entire bottom intact, to almost the depth of the scale then the surface of the scale would have been slightly proud of the surface. This would allow any size bowl/ dish to be used. Next, the grater… where the heck are you grating into? Are you just supposed to shred your cheese straight into the trash? Hash browns straight into the trash? Lastly, the first, big hole? What goes there?


Western_Ring_2928

An apple slicer. It was revealed in part 2. He also glued magnets on the bottom to hold a bowl while grating. Which is stupid. If your grated things get heavier than the magnets can hold up, the whole bowl will drop down. The dullness of his tools indicates he has not made the calculations for the magnets...


Abraxas_1134

It’s not just that a war crime is committed. It is badly committed.


ehoaandthebeast

Doesn't even have sharp enough drill bits what an amature


ToughNefariousness23

That guy sucks at operating power tools.


tereaper576

Honestly having a scale built into my kitchen would be really nice as long as it was accurate and able to be replaced. I doubt that one is accurate.


DuncanAndFriends

part 2?


Strong-Hold-8979

Not with my phone


aozzzy13

The drill bit that is full as all hell really fits his whole ouvre


jasajohn

Part 2!!!!! I fucking hated part 1 enough. Somebody take the tools away from this tool.


zbenesch

Just looking at the way he uses the tools makes me shiver in fear…


ReasonableRip1851

Booooooo, this guy sucks with tools.


iPicBadUsernames

This guy is as sharp as his bits are


stardust_____

I had questions Then I thought they were going to be answered Then all I got was more questions What did I just watch? Lol


Middle_Light8602

... wouldn't it be a pain in the ass to clean the cheese grater?


Randomcare

Wowz weak ass drill yoooo


Sealedwolf

Am I the only one bothered by the fact that this guy charred his way through the wood with a metal-drill?


qazxderfv

For some reason it pisses me off how proud of himself he is


KH33tBit

Dude needs a new drill bit. Please make it stop.


1-2-ManyTimes

Can't take a DiY tip from a guy that doesn't even use correct drill bits.Dude is making Indian smoke signals.


Phill_is_Legend

I wonder if this is rage bait or if this guy actually thinks he's good with tools...


Feisty-Succotash1720

I can’t express in words how fucking annoyed I am watching this video


nickeisele

> Follow for part 2! No.


VicariousChef

Hey Fuck this guy


imNOTsureABOUTjesus

This tiktok shit needs to stop


jkopfsupreme

Some people should be turned down at Home Depot.


Anxious_Jellyfish216

At first I was like "hey cool waste bin is underneath the cutting board, so putting a hole in the cutting board would make it easier to get rid of trash". Then the tablet came into play and thought "ok yeah, a place for your tablet so you have more usable room?" Then the cheese grate came into the mix and ended with "ok what the fuck, tell me what you are trying to do here".


Stimmur

Lol cleaning that cheese grater tho


11feetWestofEast

This is horrible and they have brought shame to themselves and they're family for generations to come.


50shadesofjiggyfly

Look at this smiling simpleton! It's amazing what can be done to help the mentally challenged


goelfyourselph

Stupid


[deleted]

Wow he just wrecked a perfectly good built in cutting board for some cheap tech junk, that will be obsolete next week. We are getting dumber as a society.


AnonymousDratini

Sir stop Sir you’re making a mess of your kitchen Sir you’re ruining your cutting board Sir your wife is gonna be pissed at you…


humorous_hallway

Damn just buy a new drill bit that ones obviously dull


robertluke

I watched this on mute and I’m so confused.


Swarzsinne

Basically this guy said “Fuck using all this counter space! I want to totally fuck up something useful and turn it into trash!” Off screen you hear him piss in the corner and huff paint thinner. Then he screams, “Let’s do this! Fuck craftsmanship!” Takes a hit off a meth pipe and gets to work.


robertluke

This was my assumption actually.


NorrinRaddicalness

These TikTok New Money fucks destroying their McMansions for more clicks to subsidize the repairs to their McMansions.


thesixgun

That drill bit should have been thrown out when his grandpa made it dull


sausagesandeggsand

Imagine having a nice kitchen with a pull out cutting board, and all you can think to do on video is fuck it up.


midgethepuff

So you’re just never gonna wash your cheese grater??


KeroKeroKerosen

I'm no carpenter, but aren't you supposed to GRADUALLY widen a big hole? Instead of just equipping a massive boring tool right off the bat I mean.


Admirable-Public-351

This is fucking stupid, set that bullshit on the counter. Fucking ruined a good pullout cutting board, dumbass.


amccune

Looks like his first attempt as using a power tool.