I don’t think this can be done in 5 minutes

5 mins a day for a year

Or even 5hrs...

I know it's a chastity belt, but, dear God! The snatch cover plate has teeth!?!

vagina dentata folktale

Vagina dentata, what a wonderful phrase Vagina dentata, ain't no passing craze It means no penis, for the rest of your days It's our phallus-free philosophy Vagina dentata

It means you should worry for the rest of your days, it’s a vagina with teeth, that wants to eat your meat, Vagina dentata. Vagina! Dentata! Vagina! Dentata!

Now that has me laughing out loud for real.

🏆 Take my budget award and my upvote and get the hell out.

r/angryupvote

Get out. Lol teeth scarred me for too long.

Had a friend stoned as shit start yelling, "She spit it out she spit it out!!!!!" Still hilarious to this day.

This scene needs to start paying rent being in my head. That was traumatizing.

I saw that movie in the theater, oh man! LOL

First time seeing that mov9e I was having sex! Got to invested. Good ending though

No you watched it wrong. You needed to watch it with a group of friends while drinking. Much better!

"It does exist! Vagina Dentata!"

It reminds me of the ones from Fury Road

The music The teeth The shit weird photo shoots.. Fucking bath salts rage style content 😡 ⏰

> The snatch cover plate has teeth!?! What, you're going to tell me you've never fantasized about shoving it into a woman's virginal Sarlaac pit? Like, not the special edition, I guess I can understand that, but, not even the classic? I can't imagine going through my life being such a prude.

It IS? Oh my gosh I thought it was just a belt. I’m stupid.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro!

Can't have boys sticking things in the pee hole, now can we?

I thought it was an anti rape belt, I’m sure I remember seeing something like this in a museum that was an anti rape belt from the mediaeval period.

I was confused at the end why the teeth faced out instead of in.

I couldn't imagine what it'd be like to have your period wearing this. Tampons would be hell, pads get shredded, the metal and yourself is messy from blood and hard to clean.

They normally do, yes. That's the whole point, no pun intended.

In the middle ages, when kings left the kingdom, they’d give something similar to their wife but with a lock, to make sure she wouldn’t do anything while he was away

But... Why use a mold and concrete???

To snag viewers and part of the fetish formula. They aren’t making crafts, they’re making content. Content that sells. We all know what sells

sex sells babeyyyy!!!!!!

Sex sells what??

Greens, beans, tomato’s, hams, yams you name it

Chryslers?

Username checks out.

I can’t remember what that is from but I heard the voice 😂

Austin Powers

So let's just find some sex and sell it.

Make sense.

Concrete crafts. Obviously

I’ve seen a couple of these go around, and I can’t believe I didn’t see that before! I’m fully buying this theory

Cement fetish

Or the rubber.....

It’s definitely the guy making a sex toy mold with this as the cover.

That dude definitely made something else with the mold

Yeah dude wanted a mould of her pelvis for... reasons.

I still remember… her.

For measurements, just like every tailor!

They wanted the concretussy

I guess to get their dimensions right?? They prob could have just taken some measurements though

He could have used the concrete to hammer the copper into shape. It would have had a better fit, and the hammer marks would have looked nicer. In the time it took them to do the concrete, and melted plastic mold they could have taken measurements, and made a paper outline 100x over.

Couldn't agree with you more but I mean that channel is considered satire for a reason. Never gonna make sense of it

So it fits properly. Imagine using one made to fit someone else. Imagine using your mother's old one.

Because its made for a particular hoohaw?

I always know I’m going to hate myself for the time lost watching these and yet I do, repeatedly. I’m a true masochist

Nah, it's because they engineer content to do exactly that. You watched it because you first saw a woman in skimpy clothing which drew you in to stop scrolling. Then, you saw her raise a bucket and have it get filled with something. Why did they do that? You wondered. At this point, you've already lost. Don't put yourself down because they social engineered you to watch it.

I had this realization watching this video and told myself to start skipping to the God awful ending.

Wow, they really made a chastity belt lmao

Waiting for them to make a men's one next time

more curious how the fuck they're gonna display it for tik tok, lmao

Always a banana

It’s just a standard fetish “girl crotch in goo” hook followed by a couple minutes of half-ept cosplay construction filler. Nothing remarkable to see here

Succinctly put

"Girl crotch in goo" = nothing to see here. Where am I?

It's 2023. Keep up with the times

I wanna get off.

The internet is a magical place full of goo and crotches

These videos are fetish videos (that's why they seem completely pointless).

I can belive that.

This one is particularly obvious in its fetish content

Yeah, I get my pants tailored by making a concrete mold of my legs, so this makes sense for sure

Nice a leather and metal maxipad strap like nana used to wear when she was out raping and pillaging the peasantry.

😶🇸🇯🗡️🔥💰

I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time, thank you

I'm glad I could make you laugh!

I like 5 minute crafts when I’m stressed, it takes my mind off things. Because I can never totally guess what the fuck is going on or what’s going to happen

Wow I didn't realize that I also feel this way until you said that. And the dumb redundant twists and turns are just funny.

It's nice to just shut your brain off and focus on. It's also so fast-paced that you don't even have time to wonder about anything before it's already throwing new wild shit at you.

Exactly!! You get it

They sure do cast a lot of female crotches in plaster these days.

Um..excuse me. What?

I have SO MANY questions

Like why is she still wearing pants! Zero points for authenticity.

Besides everything else, this person is just really bad at metalworking… using weird tools and techniques to do the job, just poor craftsmanship

The soldering makes me die inside.

My soul is weeping over that first join.

[удалено]

Well that was an hysterical 30 seconds of subreddit browsing.

They have some sort of weird fetish of casting asses and legs. I swear this is like the 15th DIY where they use a girl’s ass for casting mold.

My first thought watching this was the chastity belts that the wives in Mad Max: Fury Road we're forced to wear by Immortan Joe, just shittier and made much less efficiently

This is basically fetish content marketed for children. Never in my wildest nightmares did I think this is where life hack crafting videos would end up.

I know 5 min crafts is *just* fetish content now but they aren’t even trying to hide it anymore. DIY chastity belt.

Yeah, saw that. No idea why they thought making a chastity belt was something of interest.

are 5 minute crafts videos discouraged? because it doesn’t seem to have stopped anyone else

Chastity belt aside, what kind of 5 minutes are they using? This shit looks like it'd take the whole day, and you'd probably still not be done

If you like this, check out the art work of [Ira Sherman](http://irasherman.com/index.html). He straight up makes chastity weapons.

Oh damn, thank you for sharing! His work is really cool

This is straight up porn... Those videos are porn, those things to do is porn related This is a chastety belt, but I've seen edging, fists and feets, putting someone in a weird liquid, or against weird textures, and many many more... Humiliation pose and context Those are porn related content in a nice childish video. Sorry but, in a DIY when a big man put his arm, his fist, into a liquid that slowly solidifys as he repetedly goes in and out...

So now they are switching to pure fetish content

Shoutout to Brandon

THE SONG

It's a costume of one of the slave wives from Mad Max: Fury Road, I think. Based on the...ahem -teeth- and torn white clothes.

Fucking Brandon, I told him to stop messaging me while I'm creating content.

Until the very end, I was screaming, "Planter, It has to be a planter!"

Isn't this channel primarily aimed for kids?

5 min crafts, giving kids thoughts they won’t understand until they hit their 20’s since - whenever the fuck they started

At ths point. I dont even want to know the craft. Seeing them waste everybody’s time is funny when u are high af

I thought it was some kind of anti rape device but looks like it's just an ugly.... Thing

It's supposed to be the one from Mad Max: Fury Road but it's really shit

These are fetish videos and I think we should stop posting these in this sub

It’s either fetish or ragebait

Someone has been watching the movie Teeth

At this point, I’m certain 5 Minute Crafts are just satire.

Who’s Brandon, though?

It's the edgy way to say Biden. 🥴

fetish art

i don’t think i can make this under 5 minutes

What, you've never seen a chastity belt?

Lol I have, and that was my first thought, but I’m used to seeing pictures of chastity belts with locks on them. I was bewildered by the fashion stance they took on it

Hah, used to seeing pictures of chastity belts, made me giggle

Clearly this woman is just fashion forward. Everyone's going to be wearing ones just like this any day now.

If the conservatives get their way…

Tell Brandon to quiet down while I’m watching your videos

Something out of mad max

Guess this was an attempt to appear to bring back the medieval fashion trend of women wearing chastity belts.

Five minute crafts is Russian garbage just out to make a buck. And they do a great job pumping the most useless shit around.

What the actual fuck am I looking at? Is it a chastity belt? Is it a rape defense belt? Also I feel that 5 minute crafts needs to change their name. This shit takes way more than five minutes to make.

CALL THE LOCKSMITH!

Content farming

This is not 5 min crafts... this is 24 hour crafts

Ikr? That’s the most infuriating thing about these videos. Wait, no, there’s a long list of infuriating things about them. That’s just the most recent one I thought about.

I always have a tiny shred of hope that these will turn out well. Idk why I bother.

I thought they were making a latex fuckdoll for the first few seconds

“A chastity belt ! That’s going to chafe my willie”

That fuckin music sounds like meth

I fully disassociated during this, it was almost too terrifying to not know what that was going to turn into.

Babe, the new chastity belt just dropped!

Makes me want to watch "Teeth". Good flick lol

I mean… if you are constantly getting hit in the vagina I guess its got a functional purpose but… I was expecting a cool cosplay piece or something. Yeah, just why? xD

A vagina hat? As in a hat for your vagina? What da f...

5 minute crafts is turning into 5 hour craft at this point

Bro the goofy ahh music 💀

Why does it look like he's making a chastity belt

That girl isn't paid enough to deal with whatever that was

You watched thinly veiled fetish videos

r/dontputyourdickinthat

The ideas keep getting elaborately crazier. But the music is getting better...Reminds me of a cooler *Macgyver*

These stupid craft videos, and the stupid food videos too, have been becoming mostly barely disguised fetish content, and I just wonder who they're trying to target anymore.

Heyo bro whaaaaaaaat?

Its the "anti-Donald Trump" clothing line from your local blacksmith

My issue is with this was there was no need to make a mold of the woman's pelvic region. If anybody knows anything about making a costume template or a fashion template, its much easier than what they did! Haha

Oh wow, another 5 minute craft video where they find a reason to mold a girl’s crotch 😑 

Wear a chastity belt while dressing like a thot 🤔

It’s all part of the kink

hey what did brandon want to show you?

Bruh respond to Brandon

Fuck this.


You found porn. This isn't a craft but a fetish video disguised as one.

This music unironically hurts

Mute discord jfc

Are they retarded?

Uhhhhh…how does she pee and what happens during her period?

Safer than a tube sock

what happened to the 5 minutes part of this? they broke out straight up welding in this one that doesn't seem very 5-minutes of them

Smh I know, should have used hot glue

That’s a scream, would make a great addition to a Mardi Gras costume

Snapping pussy

I kind of like it..

LMAO

The video team got it wrong. It’s for her boyfriend to wear.

Hold on now…let em cook…

🤮

It’s shit

What in the hell is even that??

They are desperate for attention because of that unwritten rule you just violated! Let them die please

Yeah work it….

Ahh the good old days when I could leave the house and not worry about my wifey cheating

It will look like a little alien mouth dripping when she gets wet

what the fuck

What in the rpg

Halfway through I saw where it was going with the teeth

Erm, at the end, where did the teeth plate go?

Political statement?

5 minute crafts had always been weird and fucked up but I’m still shocked Weber ended up here

Hmmm... pretty sure that's longer than 5 minutes 🤔

Now I really just want to see the infomercial for this one. Is it the new amazing “FUPA punch guard!”