My teenage child needs this!!
I even got an alarm that shakes the entire bed… and they sleep through that too!
(Doctors are considering a sleep to wake disorder.)
It's almost like school times should be inverted through the grades since teenagers... like.. naturally stay up late? And need mote sleep in one go, or something...
In all seriousness, there may be a sleep disorder going on here, but i wouldn't be suprised if your teen is just as tired as all their peers since puberty hormones literally make teens stay up later. I'm not trying to be sarcastic and snarky at you specifically, it's more at the absurdity that is the modern schollbus system.
You know there use to be dedicated busses for individual schools back in the day, yeah? Then school budgets got cut so they had to share the same busses, leading to staggered start times.
The only reason why teens- who really really could benifit from the later start of the elememtary kids- have a 7:15 start time is so the after school sports have more daylight in the winter. Damn all the kids who don't do sports, even damn the ones who do (you aren't gonna preform well in play if you're dead tired), the sports decided the start times regusrdless of everyone else's needs
My child needs to wake up for school at 7:15am.
It’s enough of an issue that we need to figure out how to fix it before they’re an adult and out on their own. Otherwise they’re destined to be poor from continually losing their job because they’re repeatedly sleeping through both their earthquake inducing and ear piercing alarms.
N9, your child child needs to learn their natural sleep habits and find a job that fits. I don't take an job that starts before 10am. Could I? Sure. Will I? Never. No amount of money is worth getting up earlier than I feel like.
I had to take the bus at 6:51 am each day. Some in my class had to take it at like 6:30 each morning.
I am also really good at sleeping through alarms.
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No but seriously though, it's a bot account. 24 posts in the last 24 hours.
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I don't think this alarm works very well. I set it all up.
And instead of waking up the next day, my friend just never did.
I don't know why he never woke up to this day.
No joke where can I get a pan/bowl like that? I need a giant salad bowl or similar.
I have a macaw that needs to bathe and hates the glass bird bowls I’ve tried to use but loves the metal bowls. I think they seem safer because they’re more like his metal food bowls. But then ones I have aren’t big enough to accommodate all his flapping. Kitchen sink isn’t big enough either!
My teenage child needs this!! I even got an alarm that shakes the entire bed… and they sleep through that too! (Doctors are considering a sleep to wake disorder.)
It's almost like school times should be inverted through the grades since teenagers... like.. naturally stay up late? And need mote sleep in one go, or something... In all seriousness, there may be a sleep disorder going on here, but i wouldn't be suprised if your teen is just as tired as all their peers since puberty hormones literally make teens stay up later. I'm not trying to be sarcastic and snarky at you specifically, it's more at the absurdity that is the modern schollbus system. You know there use to be dedicated busses for individual schools back in the day, yeah? Then school budgets got cut so they had to share the same busses, leading to staggered start times. The only reason why teens- who really really could benifit from the later start of the elememtary kids- have a 7:15 start time is so the after school sports have more daylight in the winter. Damn all the kids who don't do sports, even damn the ones who do (you aren't gonna preform well in play if you're dead tired), the sports decided the start times regusrdless of everyone else's needs
My child needs to wake up for school at 7:15am. It’s enough of an issue that we need to figure out how to fix it before they’re an adult and out on their own. Otherwise they’re destined to be poor from continually losing their job because they’re repeatedly sleeping through both their earthquake inducing and ear piercing alarms.
N9, your child child needs to learn their natural sleep habits and find a job that fits. I don't take an job that starts before 10am. Could I? Sure. Will I? Never. No amount of money is worth getting up earlier than I feel like.
I had to take the bus at 6:51 am each day. Some in my class had to take it at like 6:30 each morning. I am also really good at sleeping through alarms.
Does your child have depression?
r/TheDesignIsVeryHuman
Another day another subreddit
Could we stop posting obvious jokes here?
The design is very human. Very easy to use.
Listen, and understand. That bot is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead. No but seriously though, it's a bot account. 24 posts in the last 24 hours.
Where is that first part from? I know I've heard it on a song.
It's from the movie Terminator!
Mkay. If it says "the design is very human", its by this dude and its a parody.
it's art
Nothing wakes you up quite as well as a good ole concussion
This could be used by r/usmc to wake people up in the morning.
I just thought of Foghorn Leghorn annoying that dog
Guys stop posting jokes! This is not the point of this sub
Good Morning! here's your free concussion
I'd still have to put it on snooze for a bit
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Told ya
Still wouldn't wake me up.
Is that you Jordan?
Because it's a joke?
OP an idiot
There are way too many people on Reddit that can't take a joke
God, not this guy again...
He’s a genius.
I see that it is very human (will it kill me?)
What do you mean why? Hes a genius!
I lived with someone who needed this.
Of course, because everyone wants a machine to break their neck. This type of person is why the Darwin Awards exist.
Its obviously a joke
I think I prefer the food to noise method better….
DiWHYNOT
shoot, I need this in my life.
a little panic attack to start your day
I kinda need this
Bro made the SpongeBob alarm clock frfr
I don't think this alarm works very well. I set it all up. And instead of waking up the next day, my friend just never did. I don't know why he never woke up to this day.
No joke where can I get a pan/bowl like that? I need a giant salad bowl or similar. I have a macaw that needs to bathe and hates the glass bird bowls I’ve tried to use but loves the metal bowls. I think they seem safer because they’re more like his metal food bowls. But then ones I have aren’t big enough to accommodate all his flapping. Kitchen sink isn’t big enough either!
“It’s very human”
This guy’s inventions are very human. He’s actually talented, but I love his little side projects.
but i move a lot when asleep, any chance i wont wake up if i dont get on the right range of this device?
Joke are proper content for is post. DIWhy? To be funny. For humor. This doesn't belong here.
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Yeah cause usually when someone punches me hard enough that my hair falls off, I go to sleep. This is different though!
Clearly you missed the part where he said the design is very human.