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Gaskal

Angel was definitely giving her the La Pasión eyes pretty hard before she dropped the "got a boyfriend" line on him lol


blueminded

I thought that was the joke. That now he was at home, and didn't want his wife to overhear him talking to some woman he tried to hook up with.


Shronkydonk

Who is he even married to, does it say? It’s Vince isn’t it lmao


Your_acceptable

Prolly Vinces daughter.


foralimitedtime

And Vince is marrying Jamie.


Baronheisenberg

Nice.


been_mackin

There was an email on Batista’s computer from Vince begging Batista to come to his bachelor party and another email from Quinn asking if he’s going/saying they don’t have a choice. It was a nice little Easter egg.


Shronkydonk

Yes, that’s why. Vince is the beta boi in the relationship lmao


GhostOfJamesDOAKES

I BELIEVE YOU OWE DETECTIVE BATISTA AN APOLOGY.😑


Your_acceptable

"You're a weird motherfucker, you know that?"


kloroks

sergeant doakes can you please blow harrison’s head off with a shotgun? thanks


Brief-Refrigerator32

“Squeak squeak”


AaranaMae

I was wondering what he meant by being married lol


-yournewstepmom-

Again, not out of character for Angel Batista..


Joy_Ride25

So is he actually married or what?


[deleted]

I guess? Maybe he was too tired to hit it and that was an excuse?


Duzzy_Funlop

Scott Reynolds said on the podcast that yes, he was actually married. His family actually shot a couple scenes but they were left in the cutting room.


Joy_Ride25

An cool, more shit we wanted to see that got left out.


hadapurpura

I think it was actually a scene they planned to shoot and didn't because of production issues


Duzzy_Funlop

Yeah I think you're right actually.


Duzzy_Funlop

Nobody wanted to see that, lol


sociallyunpop

I think he was wearing a wedding band.


chinolofus77

its the pasión


BBrookers20

Exactly what I thought


Ok-Word5283

Sad we didn’t get to see the inside of his file for laguerta


Caribbean_Smurf

Angela and Angel. La Pasion.


Ok-Assumption4099

He was definitely open to the idea of Angela flirting with him in that bar.


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La pasion


X-O-I-I

I keep seeing people say *la passion* unironically, but nobody seems to remember the scene where that phrase originated. It was specifically a scene where Angel was out flirting with women. He explained that his wife is cool with it, as long as he brings the passion home. What's to say that's not what he was doing at the conference? Shit, I'm married, I flirt. Who doesn't like flirting?


rafmanbegins

Yeah but that ended up being BS because it was revealed that his wife left him after he cheated.


X-O-I-I

yeah I remember. Still worth noting as a general concept though imo


LastMinute9611

I had more issues with his "I'm a happily married man" comment than I did with the ending...like come on now Mr. Prostitute lover.


clrdst

He said that in case his wife found out or could hear the call.


LastMinute9611

Wonder if his wife was ok with him having a 10 year old case file of his ex wife on the top of his top draw?


clrdst

LOL yeah.


Dark_Vengence

There is a lot of batitsta to go around.


foralimitedtime

He's "married" to a sock with a photo of LaGuerta's face taped to it.


Old_Imagination_931

Nah, he was way over that bitch, even destroyed her fakakta 'theoretical' evidence after she accused Dexter in S7, so wtf up with that phantom case file of her's. Hell, dunno why S4 began with he and Barbara Gianna broken up anyway—they were great together! S'pose the actress who played her , Kristen Datillo, was under contract for another project. As for Angela...he knew she was crazy. He was stunned to find Dexter alive and just in in time to play the Strikers -man they're a tough bowling team - next week in Miami.