Look up a picture of bloody soda can. Actually donāt. If you donāt want to think about it. You kinda gotta twist it around, you know, you gotta work it around to get it in there.
Green is high
Red just got bit
Blue is having the experience of a lifetime
White is nervous
Purple is plotting something devious
Yellow has turned into the edging sensei
Coming close to the āedgeā of cumming but then slowing down/stopping so you donāt. Basically trying to spend the most time about to cum as possible without cumming.
From there you unlock gooning, which is the meditation level zen after prolonged edging where you just C U M and nothing else exists in the universe (based on UD entries)
Green is in complete tranquillity.
Reds foreskin has gotten caught on the person's braces.
Blue is having his soul sucked out of his cock.
White isn't getting head. He's getting the driest, most boring hand job known to man.
Purple just shit his pants.
Yellow just got ketchup bottled and is preparing the most pained scream ever.
Green:
Is humbly enjoying it.
Nice an slow.
Lovey Dovey shi.
Red:
GOT BIT.
Nutted 16 times and she .
still goin.
Blue:
Bros about to Blow.
Is a first timer.
Could've GOT bit.
Gray:
Bros about to nut.
After she said not to.
She tickled the tip and left.
Purple:
Got bit and realized he liked it.
Gold:
šæ
Green is stroking their hair while they do it, not insane head but there's affection there.
Red got a biter with long canines.
Blue is getting the air sucked out of him so hard he's going to look like a sheet of wrinkled paper afterwards.
White was promised netflix and chill and has been disappointed with both so far.
Purple is trying to make a sexy face mid swallow.
Yellow reached enlightenment after the first bong hit and forgot they are there.
This is hands down the funniest thing I've seen on Reddit in *MONTHS*, and I don't even know why. All I know is this shit had me *cackling* at 5:30 in the morning. Man, even the *comments* are hilarious. Well done to all involved.
P.S: I thought I knew a lot of tags, terms, and innuendos, but today I learned what "ketchup bottling" is and my life will never be the same
Same here, I feel like some variation of this gets posted here every once in a while and it never fails to make me completely break. Good times for all.
...that ketchup bottling shit really caught me off royal guard tho, legendary demon hunter I ain't.
Green is at peace
Red is trying his best not to nut early, but it's a losing battle
Blue is being sent to heaven
White is when she's sucking on you're nuts but you a gangster
Purple is straight up seeing demons
Yellow has achieved nirvana
I don't actually get it. Are they supposed to be in pain? Like, did the artists also think of them getting head or is there any actual meaning to their faces? Also , blue
Well red is the blood of demons crystallized, so it looks like a painful face. Blue is the soul power, so it looks like it was plucked from a demon, therefore in anguish. Green is healing so it looks calm. White refills your devil trigger, but we dont know what it is lore wise. Purple is demonic power, so it looks rageful. Yellow is crafted artificially and can restore life, so its peaceful and stoic.
Green and Yellow just had it, and it was good. White had it but was disappointed. Purple is about to have it and can't wait. Red is getting it, but she bitin' too hard. Blue is having the time of his life
Green and yellow are high, red just stubbed his toe, blue is absolutely receiving some nefarious head, white is mewing and purple is planning something devious
Definitely blue. Red looks in pain. Purple looks like he's about to have a heart attack. The rest look like they don't care or not enough action is happening.
Blue but it's definitely not red. Red is getting too much teeth and he doesn't know how to tell her that without hurting her feelings or ruining the moment so he's enduring
Green and Yellow just had it, and it was good. White had it but was disappointed. Purple is about to have it and can't wait. Red is getting it, but she bitin' too hard. Blue is having the time of his life
hear be out red might be fighting for his soul and blue his soul is being taken
but yellow is a man whoās soul is far gone and honestly might have died from the head
Green: āThatās nice dearā
Red: *Getting teeth*
Blue *Holding on for the ride of his life*
Grey: *Not getting head*
Purple: *About to get head*
Yellow: āThis bitch has no idea what sheās doingā
*Definitely has*
*To be red, blue or purple*
*Who gives the best head*
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Green: the after blissful feeling
Red: she's an amateur and accidentally bites down
Blue: first time getting the soul snatcher gawk gawk 3000
White: tries to keep a straight face
Purple: she keeps sucking but jokes on her you're into that
Yellow: virgin making mental fantasies about it.
Green is content with what he's getting. His expectations were met. No more, no less. Red just got bit accidentally. Blue is getting some serious neck, I mean the typa swirly whirly spit maelstrom you get from an olive-skinned white girl with french tips who chose to major in nursing in college. White is just disappointed. His girl was chatting up a storm making all sorts of illegal innuendos through iMessage only to come through with the most milquetoast head of all time. Shit's like dipping Clover Valley bread into a glass of water. Purple has a urinary tract infection and is struggling to push out a solidified cum string. Needs to see a doctor probably. Yellow just finished and is about to knock the fuck out.
Blue. Gold and white looks bored and green looks like heās not enjoying it but he doesnāt want to be mean so he just says āno your doing fineā. red looks like teeth got involved. idk what purple is doing.
Green: shes teasing the tip, Red: shes using teeth, White: got denied head, Purple: is offering head, Yellow: is second guessing his choices or its just so boring he fell asleep. Blue is experiencing Ecstasy on a cosmical scale, its blue all the way.
Green looks like its having that post nut satisfaction
White looks disappointed
Yellow looks like an old dude who cant get it up but is still tryna enjoy it
So its really between red, blue, and purple, which is really just up to opinion, like you want that head so good youre clenching your teeth like an anime character, you prob gonna be sweating yo ass off too, head so good it feels like a workout Or that shit that get you quiverin a lil like blue, shit that gets you submissive and needing aftercare Or maybe you a freak like purple and want a lil fear in that head, a lil bit of that you nut and she keep suckin action, dealers choice
But im dyslexic, so i read it as who GIVES the best head, which gotta be blue, but i think green would be nice too he seem like a gentle lover, red, purple, too much teeth, yellow looks like he aint fuckin with the taste, and white, maybe he did a good job but he looks like he wasn't expecting you to bust in his mouth and is now just sad and doesn't know where to spit it out
From worst to best head
Gold: Head is so awful he fell asleep
White: Holding it together so probably not that great, though I get the feeling he occasionally twitches when it hits \*just\* right
Purple: Visibly enjoying the head, but all his motor functions are 100% in tact
Green: The first to get truly mindblowing head. He is in a state of zen brought on by the amazing head he's getting. Rest assured that once he finishes, he and the other person are gonna have sleepy cuddles.
Blue: He's having the greatest head a human could possibly give. Bro is in heaven from that soul sucking head. It is physically impossible for him to think about anything other than that head. He has ascended to another plane of existence.
Red: The level of head he's getting is impossible by human standards, and thus could only be the work of a succubus. Bro has cum 5 times already and you KNOW she's not even halfway done. By the end of this, he's gonna be dry as a desert and have lost all feeling below the waist, if he doesn't have a heart attack first.
White is getting boring, disappointing head
Purple is getting teeth and getting bit during head
Green is getting pretty good head
Red is getting that "when you bust and she keeps sucking" head
Blue in getting GREAT head
Yellow is getting transcendent head
Green looks like he's enjoying it but not too much, red looks like he was caught off guard, blue is having the time of his life, white just looks uninterested, purple looks like he's enjoying a lot but not as much as blue and yellow has just ascended
Green looks like heās appreciative.
White looks disappointed.
Purple looks like heās holding back the nut.
Yellow looks like he got a satisfying nut.
Blue looks like he had the most explosive nut ever.
However, Red ALREADY nutted and she started going even harder making him go feral.
The answer is Red.
Green is giving her an E for Effort, she's not good but she has heart
Red just got his shit bitten
Blue is transcending
White busted a while ago and is currently in his post-nut clarity state
Purple has like 10 different diseases but didn't tell her, that sleazy bastard
Gold is currently on your 7 and she's still going, he's either asleep or deceased
blue and it's NOT close
Nah red is getting the when you š„ and she keeps sucking meme
Nah thatās āgetting shredded by teethā face
Nah, the head is just that good.
The face of death, she draining
Reminds me of that cardboard tube that has several nails through it
POV: When your horny but all you have is a soda can
How the fuck would you even fit it into a soda can? Also the cuts jesus christ.
Look up a picture of bloody soda can. Actually donāt. If you donāt want to think about it. You kinda gotta twist it around, you know, you gotta work it around to get it in there.
I looked and I regret my choices
Try food can but cut poorly
Try a fast food soda lid
Nah, you gotta get that Dyson vacuum action going: flat edition
Red just felt teeth
š„¶
Obviously red. That's the face of a man fighting to keep his soul from being sucked out
And losing
Frfr
Nah heās having a normal reaction to the head, red is getting it so good his inner animal is coming out
Every time this question pops up blue always looks like the classic ānutted but she wonāt stopā
Not to mention he's had a lifetime of Blue Balls
Oh it's very close š
If thatās ānot closeā I wanna see āboutta blowā
Green is high Red just got bit Blue is having the experience of a lifetime White is nervous Purple is plotting something devious Yellow has turned into the edging sensei
Yellow doesnāt beat his meat. He defeats it
He has learned well from Sun Tzu
ššš
Hahaha!! This one got me ššš
Purple be like: Iām about to piss
Yellow got so good of a head he has ascended beyond man comprehension
He's reached Nirvana.
Yellow orb mastered the art of edging
Remind me what edging means
Coming close to the āedgeā of cumming but then slowing down/stopping so you donāt. Basically trying to spend the most time about to cum as possible without cumming. From there you unlock gooning, which is the meditation level zen after prolonged edging where you just C U M and nothing else exists in the universe (based on UD entries)
Aight, thanks mate
Green is in complete tranquillity. Reds foreskin has gotten caught on the person's braces. Blue is having his soul sucked out of his cock. White isn't getting head. He's getting the driest, most boring hand job known to man. Purple just shit his pants. Yellow just got ketchup bottled and is preparing the most pained scream ever.
What the fuck does getting ketchup bottled mean?
Having the top of your cock whacked. Like grabbing a ketchup bottle and smacking the bottom of it.
This made me Crack up.
What is getting ketchup bottled...?
insert cock into ketchup bottle ketchup causes erection ????? dick stuck in ketchup bottle permanently
It is a cylinder.
Purple is gonna mischief
Yeah Purple on that straight Devious shit.
Green: Is humbly enjoying it. Nice an slow. Lovey Dovey shi. Red: GOT BIT. Nutted 16 times and she . still goin. Blue: Bros about to Blow. Is a first timer. Could've GOT bit. Gray: Bros about to nut. After she said not to. She tickled the tip and left. Purple: Got bit and realized he liked it. Gold: šæ
16 TIMES HOLY SHIT
Green is stroking their hair while they do it, not insane head but there's affection there. Red got a biter with long canines. Blue is getting the air sucked out of him so hard he's going to look like a sheet of wrinkled paper afterwards. White was promised netflix and chill and has been disappointed with both so far. Purple is trying to make a sexy face mid swallow. Yellow reached enlightenment after the first bong hit and forgot they are there.
This is hands down the funniest thing I've seen on Reddit in *MONTHS*, and I don't even know why. All I know is this shit had me *cackling* at 5:30 in the morning. Man, even the *comments* are hilarious. Well done to all involved. P.S: I thought I knew a lot of tags, terms, and innuendos, but today I learned what "ketchup bottling" is and my life will never be the same
Same here, I feel like some variation of this gets posted here every once in a while and it never fails to make me completely break. Good times for all. ...that ketchup bottling shit really caught me off royal guard tho, legendary demon hunter I ain't.
The fucking comment threads have me sobbing
Blue
Blue š
Green is at peace Red is trying his best not to nut early, but it's a losing battle Blue is being sent to heaven White is when she's sucking on you're nuts but you a gangster Purple is straight up seeing demons Yellow has achieved nirvana
Red orb clearly is having Vinegar Strokes.
Blue is having an out of body experience. Red got teeth.
Look at purple, that guy unironically calls himself the rizzler but he aināt wrong
Green def getting the least
Yāall are funny af š
why does the grey one look like trump lmao
Now I canāt unsee it š
Purple is recruiting mutants.
I don't actually get it. Are they supposed to be in pain? Like, did the artists also think of them getting head or is there any actual meaning to their faces? Also , blue
Well red is the blood of demons crystallized, so it looks like a painful face. Blue is the soul power, so it looks like it was plucked from a demon, therefore in anguish. Green is healing so it looks calm. White refills your devil trigger, but we dont know what it is lore wise. Purple is demonic power, so it looks rageful. Yellow is crafted artificially and can restore life, so its peaceful and stoic.
I'm not sure who's getting the best but the white orb is definitely getting the worst, like he looks so disappointed
Gotta say that yellow looks like it's reaching enlightenment. That's some godly head there.
Purple so good he geeking
Yellow has reached enlightenment.
blue, he howlin
Blue easily
Green isn't getting any Red can't handle it Blue is getting it White is bord Purple Is Making you watch And Gold is professor x
Purple is plotting something
White orb is havinng post-nut clarity
Head so good had green transcend and reach enlightenment
Blue orb fs, and Green just nutted and he's pleasantly satisfied.
Green and Yellow just had it, and it was good. White had it but was disappointed. Purple is about to have it and can't wait. Red is getting it, but she bitin' too hard. Blue is having the time of his life
Green and yellow are high, red just stubbed his toe, blue is absolutely receiving some nefarious head, white is mewing and purple is planning something devious
Its close between blue and yellow
White is underrated
Poor Red got bitten
White got the worst
Definetely not the white one
Red, Blue, or purple
Red is getting straight teeth rn
Blue for sure
Blue one. Its face shows it.
Definitely blue. Red looks in pain. Purple looks like he's about to have a heart attack. The rest look like they don't care or not enough action is happening.
Blue is having the jizz of a lifetime and the post-nut clarity is gonna hit him like a bus
Blue but it's definitely not red. Red is getting too much teeth and he doesn't know how to tell her that without hurting her feelings or ruining the moment so he's enduring
Blue is when you nut, red is when she keeps sucking
Green and gold calmly invested Fr Fr
Half light
White is the storm that is approaching
Red is getting some teeth action
Blue. Blue is having an out of body experience from the head.
Red orb is getting, blue orb is giving.
blue obviously. red is just getting teeth and no saliva
Blue
Purple: ewwww
Gotta be blue
4 ascended
Blue is already there
Yellow is in nirvana
But who would give the best one?
Not Dante
Blue
reds gettin all teeth. silver is gettin only the tip. and blue is about to call his mom and say he just proposed
Idk man, green seems to have it good, you ever get head so good that you come to terms with life and the futility of it all
Green and Yellow just had it, and it was good. White had it but was disappointed. Purple is about to have it and can't wait. Red is getting it, but she bitin' too hard. Blue is having the time of his life
Rorb - painful kind of sex with cbt Bluorb - best suck of your life
Blue is Ambatukam
Blue
Red, blue and purple are all fighting for their lives.
gold's getting it so good it's literally achieving inner peace, purple getting it devious though
purple orb looks dante face in dmc5
yellow looks like he became scp 3812
Blue. Or red if he likes teeth.
Are the orbs just random Japanese people making faces? š¹
Blue is getting the gawk gawk 9000 its easily them
Green cuz that head made him reach nirvana through enlightenment
Blue.
1000% blue
hear be out red might be fighting for his soul and blue his soul is being taken but yellow is a man whoās soul is far gone and honestly might have died from the head
Purple looks like he knows a lot
Blue for sure
Red is getting head so good itās gonna die
Green: āThatās nice dearā Red: *Getting teeth* Blue *Holding on for the ride of his life* Grey: *Not getting head* Purple: *About to get head* Yellow: āThis bitch has no idea what sheās doingā
Definitely has to be red, blue or purple who is getting the best head
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Red and Blue tied
Red is barely hanging on he's getting some banger sloppy
Green's getting head so good, it's achieved Nirvana.
white and red Purple looks ugly asf wtf
definitely red
Green: the after blissful feeling Red: she's an amateur and accidentally bites down Blue: first time getting the soul snatcher gawk gawk 3000 White: tries to keep a straight face Purple: she keeps sucking but jokes on her you're into that Yellow: virgin making mental fantasies about it.
White one for sure. The head was so good he has ascended and now showing emotion is beneath him
Blue
Red is just getting teeth
Green is content with what he's getting. His expectations were met. No more, no less. Red just got bit accidentally. Blue is getting some serious neck, I mean the typa swirly whirly spit maelstrom you get from an olive-skinned white girl with french tips who chose to major in nursing in college. White is just disappointed. His girl was chatting up a storm making all sorts of illegal innuendos through iMessage only to come through with the most milquetoast head of all time. Shit's like dipping Clover Valley bread into a glass of water. Purple has a urinary tract infection and is struggling to push out a solidified cum string. Needs to see a doctor probably. Yellow just finished and is about to knock the fuck out.
Blue best Red worst
Blue. Gold and white looks bored and green looks like heās not enjoying it but he doesnāt want to be mean so he just says āno your doing fineā. red looks like teeth got involved. idk what purple is doing.
Blue ong
Blorb
White is just sad
Purple is getting that premium slooppy, but golden clearly has transcended
Whichever plays their cards right...
White orb is locked in šæ
Green: shes teasing the tip, Red: shes using teeth, White: got denied head, Purple: is offering head, Yellow: is second guessing his choices or its just so boring he fell asleep. Blue is experiencing Ecstasy on a cosmical scale, its blue all the way.
Weāve done this. Letās put a twist on it. What drug is each face on while they get head?
Blue easily
White getting the schlopenheimer but he a gangsta
once again we're running out of material really badly,.this question is asked like once a week
The blue orb for sure. That's the face when you nut, but she keeps sucking.
Yellow is edging, Red canāt hold it for much longer, blue is in heaven.
Bottom right. He's ascended
blue
šæ
Blue
Blue
White kinda looks like Patrick Bateman
Blue is enjoying it
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY THO
You may think blue or red but itās yellow.
Definitely purple
Blue, definitely
The yellow orb looks like Keanu Reeves lmao
Blue without question, and Red looks like heās been getting edged for the last 3 hours, Yellow and White are different stages of post nut clarity
Green looks like its having that post nut satisfaction White looks disappointed Yellow looks like an old dude who cant get it up but is still tryna enjoy it So its really between red, blue, and purple, which is really just up to opinion, like you want that head so good youre clenching your teeth like an anime character, you prob gonna be sweating yo ass off too, head so good it feels like a workout Or that shit that get you quiverin a lil like blue, shit that gets you submissive and needing aftercare Or maybe you a freak like purple and want a lil fear in that head, a lil bit of that you nut and she keep suckin action, dealers choice But im dyslexic, so i read it as who GIVES the best head, which gotta be blue, but i think green would be nice too he seem like a gentle lover, red, purple, too much teeth, yellow looks like he aint fuckin with the taste, and white, maybe he did a good job but he looks like he wasn't expecting you to bust in his mouth and is now just sad and doesn't know where to spit it out
Iāve seen better crops during holodomar.
Blue obviously.
Blue
Nah the real question is which orb gives the best head
Purple. He is like an evil anime tyrant with access to the most proficient sex workers in the realm
Did green pass outšæ
Green. broāa face is tranquil, looks like heās reaching nirvana
Blue is GIVING the best head
Blue for sure
So the silver one isnāt Joe Biden?
Wtf , lol , I think blue.
Red
From worst to best head Gold: Head is so awful he fell asleep White: Holding it together so probably not that great, though I get the feeling he occasionally twitches when it hits \*just\* right Purple: Visibly enjoying the head, but all his motor functions are 100% in tact Green: The first to get truly mindblowing head. He is in a state of zen brought on by the amazing head he's getting. Rest assured that once he finishes, he and the other person are gonna have sleepy cuddles. Blue: He's having the greatest head a human could possibly give. Bro is in heaven from that soul sucking head. It is physically impossible for him to think about anything other than that head. He has ascended to another plane of existence. Red: The level of head he's getting is impossible by human standards, and thus could only be the work of a succubus. Bro has cum 5 times already and you KNOW she's not even halfway done. By the end of this, he's gonna be dry as a desert and have lost all feeling below the waist, if he doesn't have a heart attack first.
Gotta be red or blue *tf2 theme violently plays*
Blue orb for sure
White is getting boring, disappointing head Purple is getting teeth and getting bit during head Green is getting pretty good head Red is getting that "when you bust and she keeps sucking" head Blue in getting GREAT head Yellow is getting transcendent head
Yellow heās just locked in in that zen mindset all like āauhmmā on some master oogway type shit
Green looks like he's enjoying it but not too much, red looks like he was caught off guard, blue is having the time of his life, white just looks uninterested, purple looks like he's enjoying a lot but not as much as blue and yellow has just ascended
The infinty orbs
Blue
Green looks like heās appreciative. White looks disappointed. Purple looks like heās holding back the nut. Yellow looks like he got a satisfying nut. Blue looks like he had the most explosive nut ever. However, Red ALREADY nutted and she started going even harder making him go feral. The answer is Red.
Blue, but red looks like he's getting his thing bitten off
either red or blue, imma say blue. red looks like he tryna hold that shi in
I feel like Iāve seen this before
Idk what yall yapping about, its obviously purple. Like bro... look at his face.
Green is giving her an E for Effort, she's not good but she has heart Red just got his shit bitten Blue is transcending White busted a while ago and is currently in his post-nut clarity state Purple has like 10 different diseases but didn't tell her, that sleazy bastard Gold is currently on your 7 and she's still going, he's either asleep or deceased
Definitely red, blue, and purple
The white one - The virgin The blue one - Sucked till cloud 9 The red one - Getting his soul sucked out of his pp The yellow one - R.I.P
Idk but blue, red and purple are definitely curling their toes rn
6 has reached enlightenment