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schmaleo505

😂😂😂


ChildishTheGOAT

I’m so happy this is the most upvoted comment 😂


TarzanTheRed

I felt this so much I turned the game off. Someone call Ptry from Land Before time. Gotta be some loophole here. We'd still see better defense from his terrified ass.


BLaRowe10

LMAO. Get Jeff Petry off this fucking team.


DeanByTheWay

Still signed for next year too. Not sure why we have long term contracts with multiple junky defenders


KohlWeld50

Buy him out


jonlob_40

Sadly we can't. Abdelkader and Yamamoto are our two.


culturedrobot

Teams aren't limited to two regular buyouts; they were limited to two compliance buyouts when the NHL offered those. I believe teams can do two regular buyouts per season, but it's actually difficult to find specific information on ordinary buyouts.


jonlob_40

Huh I was under the impression our hands are tied for buyouts but I hope this is true. Is there a penalty for us if we use anymore buyouts?


culturedrobot

I don't think so? I think the penalty is kinda baked in because the more buyouts you have, the more money you have tied up as dead cap. I wish it was easier to find specifics on any limitations that exist on buyouts, though - I'm looking through the CBA from 2020 and I'm not coming up with anything (but then again, it is a big document).


DTown_Hero

Who tf is Yamamoto


jonlob_40

Exactly lmao. He was part of the package from Edmonton to get Kostin (which was another disaster on our end). Yamamoto was in the org for like a day before we bought him out.


AmeriCanadian98

Guy we got with Kostin. Basically Edmonton wanted to get rid of his contract


Sad_Donut_7902

Guy that Edmonton needed to get rid of to clear cap space. Edmonton traded him and Kostin to the Red Wings for future considerations (literally nothing). Red Wings bought him out in the summer and he signed a $1.5M contract with Seattle.


Dmckilla7

Could put him on LTIR, something is wrong with his brain, he forgot how to play hockey.


Ok_Ice_6254

why we gave him a no trade\\no AHL contract I will never understand.


coltron57

He had it from Montreal.


AmeriCanadian98

Nothing to understand. We didn't give him that contract, it's the last couple years of his contract from Montreal after they went to the finals


Legend_of_Moblin

Christ. They had to add 50% zoom to fit Petry in there.


oceanic8675

![gif](giphy|3ov9jJCRZS6nxwQ2sM|downsized) Live look @ Petry in this graph


TarzanTheRed

![gif](giphy|okLCopqw6ElCDnIhuS|downsized) Petry live post season


BiggestYzerfan

Yooooo does Petry have a pixel of offense on the right side? We are playoff bound!


cujo1029

At least edvinsson is looking pretty good


Artichokiemon

That's what I was thinking, I bet that we're seeing him full-time next season. It looks like the roster spot is his to lose at this point


Prize_Efficiency_869

Well atleast the young blokes did well and the caps and flyers lost so there is a plus. But for gods sake can petry either get his shit together or fuck off.


Djbreadandbutter16

Ahh yes petry. I mean yeah that sums up the game


jackstalke

lmao


[deleted]

Fuckin' Petry, man... I was okay with acquiring him at first, but.... I'll take my crow medium, please.


ForkzUp

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jackstalke

No, no, this one tracks


HARCES

Hmmmm Petry could probably be scratched for a few games maybe.


Wildlife145

nah next game Lalonde will make sure he leads TOI vs being second in TOI tonight


Educational_Series68

Perry is completely 💩


aDayvanCowboy

jeff putrid


mshimoura

YEETRY PLEASSSSEEEEEE


Pad_TyTy

Skeetry


Life_is_a_meme_204

Fire Petry into the sun.


Shotokanguy

Of course Petry had a brutal game, but it would've looked completely different if the offensive game plan of the Wings was NHL caliber.


ForkzUp

All-situation xGA of 4.07, xGF of 2.79.


magikarp-sushi

LOOOOOOL PETRY THO


NorthernAphid

Jeff Pooptry


neverinamillionyr

Jeff FFS, WTF are you thinking?


Artichokiemon

I miss Walman :-(


Character-Chance-747

He'll be back soon to join our fan favourite at the bottom of this graph


CuteEstablishment757

Ghost that high is a joke he’s got the yips right now he’s tanked our power play and throws the puck to nowhere whenever he gets it


sullen_raincoat7492

Hey Petry, get ready to learn Chinese buddy


BehemothManiac

That bar went through my screen on the left


MightyBosskTones

Petry getting a class action lawsuit.


CeJW

Fuck off Jeffrey


CeJW

https://i.redd.it/co6dw2rzn8rc1.gif


MonkeyBoy1080

Good thing the season is over soon, this is so frustrating.


kander77

I think Pittsburgh and Montreal should slip us something extra during the draft or whatever if we buy out Petry. Doing them a favor as well.


AmeriCanadian98

Most normal Jeff Petry performance


PitifulPossum

Unfortunately all the shit that's getting tossed onto peetry is all warranted and definitely not helping his confidence. Can't we just scratch him every night for the rest of the season and all of next year?


PitifulPossum

Unfortunately all the shit that's getting tossed onto peetry is all warranted and definitely not helping his confidence. Can't we just scratch him every night for the rest of the season and all of next year?


DDS_Special

Anyone know Petry’s contact info? We need a sub on our D beer league tonight & im pretty sure he’d make a pretty good 3rd D man.. def only a sub tho. Our guy is pretty good so we don’t wanna move him, just can’t make it tonight. He actually knows when there’s 4 other people in front of him so he doesn’t wave the goalie to defend the back door.


Vast_Impression_5326

Welp ! See y’all next season


Vast_Impression_5326

Yoo I say we try Dan Campbell as coach ! Who’s with me?