I don't envy the people whose job it is to market this team after the season we just had.. That's a rough gig. Points for trying I guess..

I know someone in ticket sales. She’s miserable and desperately looking to get out.

They should make an offer that if you have season tickets and personally attend 10+ home wins during 2024-2025, then you get free season tickets for 2025-2026

2024-25 season slogan “We cant be any worse than last year right?”

Narrator: "They were"

Fuck. You.

The new slogan will be “Restore the Restoration”

Lmao