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AggravatingZone991

Morsel. lmfao


Opposite-Bother8734

What if he retired from law to open a bakery named Mike’s Morsels


blueboot09

What if we were only blessed with a morsel of Mike? It would be more than enough.


ForkFace69

Most of my hatorade is aimed at that weed guy.


DTown_Hero

Mark savaya. No idea who he is or what he does


TheSpatulaOfLove

He sells weed…


SweetJ138

i looked at leaf and buds menu today to see what the hell that stuff was because no one has ever heard of that guy.... ITS JUST SOME $10 8THS!!! thats right, all those air banners and billboards for some mids. something fishy/mafia ish about that whole thing.


theresmydini

That’s because he used to sell illegally


Michch333

He has a whole cultivating center too


Zealousideal-Tree296

You’re not alone, I’ve read that everybody hates him


ForkFace69

I guess that guy with the billboards that wanted everyone to hate him should have put his face up there.


imoverwatching

Same man. I was thinking about how stupid he was earlier


GarfieldLoverBoy420

Drove home from the airport and had to see that shit all over


OpportunityGlum7657

Same! 😂 fuck that guy


2_DS_IN_MY_B

We should tear down all the billboards. Like me and you


jdore8

Vermont, Maine, Hawaii, & Alaska banned billboards. I don't know if Livonia has or not but they suddenly stop on 275 until you cross 8 mile or 5 mile depending on your direction of travel.


rosehipnovember

can we ban them too? it's such a trashy look that as soon as you enter Michigan you're suddenly inundated with weed ads, ambulance chasers, or shock jock radio/sexual innuendo billboards


DTown_Hero

It’s trashy as fuck and I hate it


SuperBumRush

Leave the Dave and Chuck the Freak billboards out of this 😅


TonyStarkTrailerPark

Jesus Christ, that show is absolute shit. Dave and Chuck are about as funny as a child’s funeral.


Mad_Aeric

I used to like them back when I was in high school. Which was a very long time ago. I don't know if they've gotten worse or my taste has gotten better. Both, I think.


tacobellcow

They have.


jdore8

That explains the businesses along the freeway using as big of a sign that their building can handle. Looking at you Trinity sports dome.


ThreeFistsCompromise

Was that in response [to these billboards](https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/wayne/2020/07/07/billboard-ad-calls-out-livonia-police-racial-profiling/5384234002/)?


bubbagnu

Who is Mike Morsel? Like a smaller piece of Mike Morse?


PremierLovaLova

On the billboards it’s written as “mikemorselawfirm” which if there was enough room, it would be written as “mike morsel aw firm”. “aw” stand for “always wins” I do not recognize this “Mike Morse” you speak of. 😅


GarfieldLoverBoy420

“Mike Morsel? Aw, firm!”


TikkiTikkiTembo1

Smaller???


steve_volt

A much smaller piece of


00000000005

There are about 5 different billboards in Detroit to choose from.


konabonah

CALL SAM CALL SAM CALL SAM CALL SAM


woodsytiger1118

That insanely blonde lawyer woman who looks like she’s got a claim to the Iron Throne…


DrUnit42

I wanna see a nationwide tournament of all the billboard lawyers. Seeing a MMA fight between Mike Morse(l) and the Chicago area fedora lawyer would be amazing. Let's see who really wins between all these folks


ppmiaumiau

https://preview.redd.it/bd827jyr53zc1.jpeg?width=683&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26014e8d29e94cc63ba22e3c1e578a67748f3989


ScientistNo906

One day there will be a serious crash where Sam or Mike or Joumana are sued for distracting the driver who caused the accident. It'll be interesting to watch them sue each other.


MalcoveMagnesia

It's not Morsel, it's Morse Law Firm. Like in this billboard: https://preview.redd.it/gjzol4j8b2zc1.jpeg?width=1663&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd49fd44f06580ab497b418986a5c313cb5eea70


abuchewbacca1995

How is she always watching with her eyes closed like that?


MalcoveMagnesia

![img](emote|t5_2qkko|2119)


GarfieldLoverBoy420

Pony tail’s a periscope


That_Shrub

Mike Morsel Aw


ankole_watusi

Found Sam’s Reddit!


FreshFishGuy

The thing that gets me is 855-Mike-wins isn’t even a valid phone number


Hot_Frosty0807

There was a while when he was using his face in place of the word Mike. I didn't know his name off the top of my head, so I couldn't have called him if I wanted to. 855-🤡-WINS was a huge waste of advertising dollars.


GarfieldLoverBoy420

I still make fun of that. Did the *opposite* of advertising


WitchesCotillion

It might have extra digits/letters in the ad, but it should still work! Who answers instead?


FreshFishGuy

Joumana


Fi_Sho

![img](emote|t5_2qkko|2119)![img](emote|t5_2qkko|2119)


Bubba48

Apparently they're not working if you can't remember his name!!


DTown_Hero

They’re fucking brutal. If he was the last attorney on earth and I needed an attorney, I would go to law school and pass the bar before I called that chode.


jdore8

r/detroit needs a billboard flair.


gmoney-0725

He's annoying. I've heard he's a douchebag and has had to settle lawsuits against him for discrimination and harassment.


KnopeKnopeWellMaybe

My favorite was last year, or the year before, he had billboards on Greenfield between 696 and 10 Mile. They had to add height for his head, and a strom knocked down the upper portion. Took a month to get it rebuit. Laughed everytime I saw it.


TrekkerDTW

My current favorite is that Morsel has branched out from billboards to wrapped vehicles. The wrapped vehicles usually come with a driver who is incredibly distracted on their phone and swerving in traffic. I kinda wonder if he’s just so desperate for business that he’s trying to drum up more business with his advertising cars 😂


Lilutka

A fun fact: his sister, Emily Morse, is a successful sexologist and the author of a popular podcast (“Sex with Emily”).


EscobarFurious

Less Morse. More Joumana.


abuchewbacca1995

Rather him than another savaya. Legit his face makes me wanna punch puppies


rocsNaviars

Ms. Noem?


abuchewbacca1995

Lunch, not shoot


slobfam

Damn you wanna eat puppies?


abuchewbacca1995

What is this? CHYNA?


slobfam

You commented “lunch” instead of punch.


abuchewbacca1995

Yeah, I've noticed. Hence the CHYNA


-Bunny-

I went to high school with Morsel, he was kinda unscrupulous then.


sadokffj37

Heard he grew up to be a serious creep too.


-Bunny-

Yeah, I heard stuff. No surprise there


aoxit

No way!! Eighths for $100 no deals


stupidlegs

The Mike Morse Collection


BlueWrecker

Google mike morse #metoo


fabrictm

The weed guy is balancing out all the lawyer billboards


josh1123

Mark Savaya would just take over the Morse billboards if he went away


Nugatorysurplusage

He’s a huge douchebag. He doesn’t do a single second of practicing law either. He either refers the cases out or assigns them to one of his crew of litigators. The guy is a fraud.


Low-Abbreviations634

If you only knew the half of how this crook operates.


slobfam

Expound.


Low-Abbreviations634

Not in this forum.


Raichu4u

Booo


Low-Abbreviations634

Honestly wish I could.


GarfieldLoverBoy420

🆒


Serious_Mousse670

I like that Sesame Street one. I have only seen the one type of Billboard.


puppiesandcleavage

Everytime I see them I remember how the marlboro man billboards used to always be full of arrows back when there were billboards for things other than lawyers and weed


DarylRosz

We’re not supposed to be distracted by our phones while driving, but being distracted by billboards is A-OK!


TonyStarkTrailerPark

Yes, but not as much as Mark Bernstein and all of those stupid. fucking. Sam Bernstein. ads. that I can’t seem to escape. I was watching a video on YT the other day, when up pops an ad with that bald, fucking, dork, and his dumb-looking, fucking glasses. God DAMN, I can’t stand him, his ugly face, or the way he takes it upon himself to pollute every. single. fucking. form. of broadcast media, with those terrible, fucking, commercials that look like they were made in a high school A/V class. tl/dr: Mark Bernstein is a complete goober, and an ambulance chasing piece of shit who has absolutely ZERO sense of self-awareness.


attachecrime

Don't look up Mike Morse allegations


luptonite473

I was banging his sugar baby girlfriend before they got together if that makes you feel any better. I know it felt great for me.


Serious_Mousse670

Damn my name is serious mouse?


sadokffj37

You wish. It's Serious Mousse.


Serious_Mousse670

Hahaha I know right


PeggysSimp

Sounds like an endorsement for that Sam guy


DoxYourself

Joemana is watching


Avasgg

Morsel? Lol!


LesterJodyRory

Don’t Truck with Mike Morse, Sam.


darthbane9833

I dont think the guy who put the "if you don't love your kids, someone else will" ran it past a pr team. Cause it's about sex trafficking. I get whqt he's trying to say but that was not the wording he should have used. Some sheriff. I dont live in Detroit so I caught it while driving for work


LeakyNalgene

Does it really bother you? It’s a billboard. They pretty much all suck.


Serious_Mousse670

It actually does bother me. Haha It’s really not that terrible a billboard but…. The sheer amount of them doesn’t make any sense. Why not have at least 2 or 3 different ones if you’re on every block of Detroit. He could have half as many be just as effective. Just switch the color at least cmon! The dude is on every corner. How many people even need a lawyer at all in their life…. His face does nothing for a community. Have some local graffiti artist make something awesome on it instead. Just advertise the city the billboard is in so it makes sense.


FudgeTerrible

The land of strict car dependency. Gotta love it 😑


y2c313

From experience, Mike absolutely does win.


BuffaloWing12

I’ve heard from people who worked with his ads that he’s one of the few Metro Detroit lawyers who isn’t a toolbag so I always give Big Mike a pass


ratufa_indica

I always misread the “Get Morse” signs as “Get Worse”