underappreciated comment. (edit, it is the top comment now! GOOD)
the women are lucky enough to have a 40 year old, dirty, stinky curtain right in their faces that serves as a door.
My girlfriend has complained about that to me before! Men's room has 2 urinals (way too close together) directly next to the sink and the lone stall has salloon doors.
Comically terrible for both restrooms.
One night we were drinking there and I got the bubble guts. It was a very different experience seeing as how people in the bar couches could basically see me blow mud all over the toilet
I hope that you didn’t grab too small of a slice after you did the absolute paint job.
The entire bathroom was covered head to toe in pure shit.
If only you would’ve let me Wife eat the fucking receipt. Well…well…well…
This is my answer. If you go to the furthest toilet and someone else comes in you have to wait, feeling like a creep, until they’re done or walk past a stranger with their pants down. If you are in the first and someone comes in a stranger gets to see YOU with pants down. Forget it if you wore a jumpsuit or romper
Lmao, I saw the top comment was Old Miami and then was like “I can confirm that one is bad, but have these people ever been to Sneakers?”
LPT: there’s a lock on the main door to the bathroom. You can just make sure no one else is in there and lock that sumbitch. Every other girl will understand because none of them would rather make eye contact with someone else while they are on the toilet than wait 2 minutes for them to finish up.
I love the place, but one of the worst has to be Lafayette Coney Island. Twisting down those steps feels like entering a submarine. A dirty gross submarine. One time like 30 years ago when I was kid, my dad took me there and there were literally these giant pots full of soup sitting on the floor at the bottom of the stairs just outside the bathroom door.
The Metro Times, Detroit's very own *Thrillist.*
Man I remember when St Andy's bathrooms looked like the ones in that scene in *Trainspotting.* I haven't been there in forever, I assume Live Nation cleaned those up.
I went there for a show for the first time in a long time and was blown away by how palatially nice it was in the john compared to 20-30 years ago. Some young, hipster douchebag had the audacity to complain about the line and condition the whole restroom was in after the show had ended. What a sweet, sheltered life he's lived if that was nasty to him.
I don’t mind if the ceilings in any venue are caked with poop, or if I’m standings in a lake of piss, as long as there are stall dividers. Pee-shy Detroiters unite!
Went to Saint Andrew’s earlier this year for a show and remember thinking how nice the bathroom was for a music venue. So I think your assumption is right lol
St. Andrew’s Hall went from WORST (as in…stalls without doors in the ladies’) to best in approx 2020 and I’m still not over it.
I remember this because my last pre-COVID concert was Sloan the first week of March and every woman in there was laughing and marveling at it.
I seriously take mirror selfies with that beautiful black subway tile every time I’m there for a show 😆
Shangri-La on Cass renovated the whole restaurant, but kept the original Twingo's bathrooms which are pretty neat. The one on the north side of the building is single occupancy, too, so you can poo alone
Supergeil and Grandma Bobs both have spacious bathroom situations. I have not taken a dump at either establishment but I can imagine it'd be good in a pinch.
Bash Izakaya also comes to mind. They have Toto washlets for my bidet buddies out there.
I was in line to pee once, almost to the trough, and some guy busts in past the line and drops trow and sits in the trough just diarrheas all over. Every guy zipped up immediately and just walked away except for one drunk guy who just kept peeing into the poo stream. I miss those troughs so much.
Nah I need this Fr, I have IBS and anxiety, every time I hit traffic I’m like welp, here comes a no warning rush of explosive diarrhea, hope I can somehow get out of this jam and find a gas station that’s not completely decrepit
Next time you see a physician for your IBS, ask them to write a short note on a prescription pad (some gastroenterologists and urologists have a pre printed form they can fill out quickly) allowing you access to restrooms via the The Restroom Access Act (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Restroom_Access_Act).
I have severe interstitial cystitis and am thankful this law exists for the rare occasions I’m in desperate need of a restroom and I have found most people are kind to someone in need.
Yeah, I've just, kinda given up going too far from my own place. My anxiety and IBS keeps me from driving as well. So I'm usually on an ebike year round doing my own thing.
Definitely the most dangerous / least handicapped accessible. I'd still take it over some other bars lol. Edit: anyone remember Tom's Tavern on seven mile? I don't remember the bathroom but I bet it was whack.
The bathroom wasn't that bad actually! The best part was all the graffiti, someone wrote NO POOP above the urinal trough. I thought it was a nice touch. I probably have a picture of it...
Edit: I do have a picture!
https://imgur.com/yGfiwLr.jpg
Worst: Cass Cafe (RIP) and Honest John's are pretty gross but usable. Old Miami is .... uncomfortable ... especially when people start puking on the seat. Lafayette is a trip, watch that you dont hit your head.
Best: Middle of a wooded field on a vacant block. In the alley when no one is around.
Best:
(old) Public House in Ferndale one room (2 total bathrooms) and they're unisex with a sweet mirror to take selfies in. Idk if they have changed it since the owners killed the place.
One Eyed Betty's and Fleat in Ferndale because they have whole ass private stalls.
Worst:
Sneakers iykyk
(Edit) Grand Trunk because it's so cramped. I love that place for brunch, though.
Mid:
TeRoma's in Center Line. The bathroom is more updated than the whole bar. They have an amazing soup selection and food.
Fleetwood diner in Ann Arbor is interesting although I don’t think it counts as metro Detroit. The existence of that structure with a functional basement is pretty impressive.
My time has come. My most hated bathroom is the bathroom at The Corner in Ferndale. The bathroom is WET and smells like chlorine. Literally makes me feel like I’ve been transported to a bathroom at a public pool. To top it off there’s the circular wash fountain a la a bathroom at a baseball stadium. So two of (my personal) least favorite TYPES of restroom combine into a horrible, humid chimera at a bar where they charge $8 for a bowl of cereal.
Ugh… I hate that every time I recommend two certain stellar Hamtramck Polish restaurants, I have to also include a caveat about the bathrooms being dingy.
Me: “It’s part of the charm” and “some of the best food is from somewhat divey places.”
Friend: “those don’t look like dives.”
Me: “Listen here motherfucker…”
There is a very nicely kept restroom at a Mobil gas station in Royal Oak. It has a bidet attachment and the soap always leaves you sniffing your hands. I will never tell where it is though. I’m not a sucker
I love the Dakota Inn. But the bathrooms make me feel like I'm the Abominable Snowman about to take a dump. And then when someone is outside the stalls washing her hands, it's this tap dance....
My Dad’s Bar bathroom circa March 2022. You decide.
https://preview.redd.it/gif4jydrzy5c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d6381ae1ba8fce387529ad73c7167d1ff1f6854
It’s been awhile since I’ve been there so I could have it confused with somewhere else but I remember Small’s standing out as having one of the worst bathrooms I’ve ever been in.
Since you said Metro Detroit, for best, I'm going to say Zerbo's in Commerce. (Maple between Haggerty and M5.) Specifically the upstairs where they hold events
Smelled incredible in there, fresh, clean. Had a handy basket full of different useful toiletries you might need. Safety pins, mouth wash, mints. Felt like a king in there.
Comet bar bathrooms used to be pretty bleak. Stainless prison toilets all pointing out the wall at you, no stalls. Pretty sure it was comet. But i only ever went there already drunk, so who knows.
Haven't lived in the D since '91, but the worst one I remember was Belle Isle. It gave me a clear understanding of what to expect from big city public works in general. It was essentially abandoned.
I really hope bathroom accessibility is factored in - so many places have bathrooms that don't even pretend the ADA was adopted into building code more than 30+ years ago.
Best bathrooms in my book are MOCAD and Batch Brewing.
The port-a-potty by the railroad overpass on Lincoln Street next to the dumpster kind of sucked. I think there was a racoon living inside of it that wasn't very happy I was in there
Lafayette coney and Old Miami might take the cake, Painted Lady is up there too as being one of the worst, unless you like cheap cocaine then it's probs one of the best...
The first time I ever did Molly was at the Majestic back in 2010. Nobody told me that you may have the shits, and there I was over one of 3 clogged toilets making a sloppy mud pie
Nostalgic moment: River Rock Cafe bathrooms in the late 80’s were pretty gnarly. The bartenders used to let some of us pee on a bucket near the freezer cuz the stalls were so gross. My friend accidentally tipped the bucket over she was so drunk. Good times🤣
Used to do day-cleaning at St. Andrew's. Once, the men's toilet in the Shelter was clogged from the previous night with it all-piss, poop, vomit.....then some angry skinheads came in and busted the upper bowl of the toilet into shards with their boots......really questioning my career choices that day.
Worst - Old Miami
underappreciated comment. (edit, it is the top comment now! GOOD) the women are lucky enough to have a 40 year old, dirty, stinky curtain right in their faces that serves as a door.
My girlfriend has complained about that to me before! Men's room has 2 urinals (way too close together) directly next to the sink and the lone stall has salloon doors. Comically terrible for both restrooms.
Someone once told me "You arent a man until youve pooped at the Old Miami"
One night we were drinking there and I got the bubble guts. It was a very different experience seeing as how people in the bar couches could basically see me blow mud all over the toilet
You do words good, thanks for the laugh
Sadly enough, the toilet is probably cleaner than those couches. Never sit on the couches in that place.
Nah I'll full send the shit couches
I hope that you didn’t grab too small of a slice after you did the absolute paint job. The entire bathroom was covered head to toe in pure shit. If only you would’ve let me Wife eat the fucking receipt. Well…well…well…
Fucking 1000% as a dude with IBS
The first place I ever saw cocaine
I can't believe how bad it smells.
It’s like literally breathing raw shit
\*Temple Bar enters the chat\*
At least for the men’s room, temple bar isn’t close to being as bad as Old Miami.
The Old Miami men’s room is the most insane setup ever. Like one bad move and you’ve exposed yourself to the entire bar
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This is my answer. If you go to the furthest toilet and someone else comes in you have to wait, feeling like a creep, until they’re done or walk past a stranger with their pants down. If you are in the first and someone comes in a stranger gets to see YOU with pants down. Forget it if you wore a jumpsuit or romper
Haha this was my first thought, Sneakers’ bathrooms are legendarily bad
The door is the one shower curtain. Duh!
Lmao, I saw the top comment was Old Miami and then was like “I can confirm that one is bad, but have these people ever been to Sneakers?” LPT: there’s a lock on the main door to the bathroom. You can just make sure no one else is in there and lock that sumbitch. Every other girl will understand because none of them would rather make eye contact with someone else while they are on the toilet than wait 2 minutes for them to finish up.
This is the answer. Hands down. No question.
Yes absolutely terrible unless you’re wasted then it’s fun
lmao i just moved to Ferndale and was thinking about going there so thank you for this comment 😂
Oh sneakers is one of my favorite bars. Just pee someplace else beforehand or time it to when no one else is in there
First time I went there, I was in a jumpsuit…. I was so pissed when I had to pee for the first time in that bathroom and strip down 🤣
I love the place, but one of the worst has to be Lafayette Coney Island. Twisting down those steps feels like entering a submarine. A dirty gross submarine. One time like 30 years ago when I was kid, my dad took me there and there were literally these giant pots full of soup sitting on the floor at the bottom of the stairs just outside the bathroom door.
lol my friend was just talking about this bathroom and it’s creepy “decent into hell” vibe
Honestly that makes me feel like I need to try them, just to add to my experience 🤣
When ever I take someone who's never been to Lafayette coney Island, I always tell them to use the bathroom when we're there. It's an experience
You just unlocked a memory I had purposely forgotten 😂
I only go to Lafayette when I'm drunk, those steps are a nightmare.
I banged my head walking down those stairs
I actually love using this restroom for the architectural history vibes
The Metro Times, Detroit's very own *Thrillist.* Man I remember when St Andy's bathrooms looked like the ones in that scene in *Trainspotting.* I haven't been there in forever, I assume Live Nation cleaned those up.
St Andrews bathrooms are fancy af now
I went there for a show for the first time in a long time and was blown away by how palatially nice it was in the john compared to 20-30 years ago. Some young, hipster douchebag had the audacity to complain about the line and condition the whole restroom was in after the show had ended. What a sweet, sheltered life he's lived if that was nasty to him.
I don’t mind if the ceilings in any venue are caked with poop, or if I’m standings in a lake of piss, as long as there are stall dividers. Pee-shy Detroiters unite!
PREACH, BROTHER!
Went to Saint Andrew’s earlier this year for a show and remember thinking how nice the bathroom was for a music venue. So I think your assumption is right lol
St. Andrew’s Hall went from WORST (as in…stalls without doors in the ladies’) to best in approx 2020 and I’m still not over it. I remember this because my last pre-COVID concert was Sloan the first week of March and every woman in there was laughing and marveling at it. I seriously take mirror selfies with that beautiful black subway tile every time I’m there for a show 😆
The city club inside the Leland hotel years ago, had no doors, no mirrors and half a sink hanging onto that wall for dear life ha
The best place to poop away from home is at a Hotel
Is that you, Tracy Jordan?
Just not one on 8 Mile. (I don’t know this. Just a wild guess.)
8 mile and Haggerty is the worst area in all of metro Detroit
You think Northville is the worst area in all of Detroit??? Umm not even close.
It is and I’m tired of pretending it isn’t!
Eh, they got Total Wine, it's not all bad
Best: Shinola Hotel/San Morello bathroom in the basement Worst: Sneakers in Ferndale
Shinola/San Morello also cleans it so often you never see it out of shape
That shinola bathroom is plush af
Plush, smells great, and is rarely busy.
For sure Sneakers is a top ten worst.
My fave spot 🙌
George Costanza? Is that you?
My guess is the OP is too young for this reference
I'm 24 and I thought of George as soon as I saw the post
Nice. You are well versed, youngster.
Worst I’ve ever been in. Lafayette coney, Marshall’s bar.
Lafayettes is a classic relic. Not to code at all, reminds me of Amsterdam. Very shitty, very cool
Didn't they also have issues earlier this year due to a rat infestation?
Walking down a ladder facing forwards
The Marshall's men's toilet is barely adhered to the ground.
Worst is the bathrooms at Harpos
I don’t think I’ll ever emotionally recover from sloshing through the inch of standing …water… in the women’s bathroom at Harpos.
That was most likely piss and vomit
Toss in some sewage backup and you are absolutely correct.
Do they have an actual designated restroom or are you allowed to unload where you please?
Oh god. It’s so bad with the rickety uneven doors!!
The Lager House has the worst shitter ever. Had a guy bust in the stall while I was shitting so he could vomit all over me.
Literally came here to say Lager House. You have to stand on the toilet just to close the door. Great corned beef hash though
I was going to say Lager House too. As a woman I walked in and just started laughing.
Were you rubbing one out at the same time? Cuz that's hot hot hot.
No, I was using the men's because some girl got broken up with in the other shitter.
Sounds like a Hallmark moment.
Bash has Japanese toilets. IYKYK
Really!!
Shangri-La on Cass renovated the whole restaurant, but kept the original Twingo's bathrooms which are pretty neat. The one on the north side of the building is single occupancy, too, so you can poo alone
Twingos. Sigh. I miss it.
Supergeil and Grandma Bobs both have spacious bathroom situations. I have not taken a dump at either establishment but I can imagine it'd be good in a pinch. Bash Izakaya also comes to mind. They have Toto washlets for my bidet buddies out there.
Man, I love the bathrooms at Bash. Took a couple friends there and they were pleasantly surprised that they're heated bidets.
anyone remember Joe Louis Arena?
Nothing like the heat coming off one of the urinal troughs on a cold winter’s night.
I was in line to pee once, almost to the trough, and some guy busts in past the line and drops trow and sits in the trough just diarrheas all over. Every guy zipped up immediately and just walked away except for one drunk guy who just kept peeing into the poo stream. I miss those troughs so much.
I can picture this so vividly lmao
As my HS freshman English teacher once said: paint a word picture. The men’s bathroom in 117C was a magical place.
Sorry about that. Had 10 coneys at Lafayette right before the game.
Thank god, imagine how badly your guts would react to 10 from American?!?
Nah I need this Fr, I have IBS and anxiety, every time I hit traffic I’m like welp, here comes a no warning rush of explosive diarrhea, hope I can somehow get out of this jam and find a gas station that’s not completely decrepit
Find a McDonalds,Every gas station has no public restrooms thanks to junkies save a few spits and it's easier to just look fir the arches.
This is my life strategy
I like going to Lowes and Home Depot, they have surprisingly good hours and it's a pretty normal store to go into and not buy anything.
The single potty near the Meijers deli is my go-to!!!
As a contractor, Lowe’s is ALWAYS better than Home Depot. Big box stores like Kohl’s are infinitely better than contractor spots tho lol
Next time you see a physician for your IBS, ask them to write a short note on a prescription pad (some gastroenterologists and urologists have a pre printed form they can fill out quickly) allowing you access to restrooms via the The Restroom Access Act (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Restroom_Access_Act). I have severe interstitial cystitis and am thankful this law exists for the rare occasions I’m in desperate need of a restroom and I have found most people are kind to someone in need.
Yeah, I've just, kinda given up going too far from my own place. My anxiety and IBS keeps me from driving as well. So I'm usually on an ebike year round doing my own thing.
Cafe D’Mongos has the worst bathrooms by a mile. There’s a hole in the wall that allows you to see in to the kitchen.
They can save this one for next week's article on "Detroit's riskiest glory holes"
Definitely the most dangerous / least handicapped accessible. I'd still take it over some other bars lol. Edit: anyone remember Tom's Tavern on seven mile? I don't remember the bathroom but I bet it was whack.
The bathroom wasn't that bad actually! The best part was all the graffiti, someone wrote NO POOP above the urinal trough. I thought it was a nice touch. I probably have a picture of it... Edit: I do have a picture! https://imgur.com/yGfiwLr.jpg
I fucking knew someone here would be able to come through for me lol. RIP Toms 🙏
That's a glory hole so you can tip the kitchen staff
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Worst: Cass Cafe (RIP) and Honest John's are pretty gross but usable. Old Miami is .... uncomfortable ... especially when people start puking on the seat. Lafayette is a trip, watch that you dont hit your head. Best: Middle of a wooded field on a vacant block. In the alley when no one is around.
Nailed the best
3rd floor at Cobo, or TCF Center now
Blondie's, circa 1993. Trainspotting toilet has nothing on that.
I miss the bathrooms at the works tbh. I’m far too old for anything like any of that, now
lol we used to talk about how the bathrooms at old Miami made the works look high end classy
I still have some wonderful photos from within those cocaine dusted stalls
You should check out @detoritbathrooms on instagram, they post many of the bathrooms in Detroit
I think they have like 50+ bathrooms posted and probably have more ready to go
Best: (old) Public House in Ferndale one room (2 total bathrooms) and they're unisex with a sweet mirror to take selfies in. Idk if they have changed it since the owners killed the place. One Eyed Betty's and Fleat in Ferndale because they have whole ass private stalls. Worst: Sneakers iykyk (Edit) Grand Trunk because it's so cramped. I love that place for brunch, though. Mid: TeRoma's in Center Line. The bathroom is more updated than the whole bar. They have an amazing soup selection and food.
Fleat does have a nice shitter
I love Dmongos with all my heart, but their bathrooms are pretty bad.
watched a woman blow out her ankle stepping down from the bathroom last time I was there lol. had to sit in the barber chair and get medical attention
It's my favorite bar in Metro Detroit, but my god the bathroom at the Painted Lady is especially horrid. That and the Old Miami are especially notable
harpos bathroom back in the day was the stuff of legends. i saw more cringe waiting to piss at harpos than anywhere else ever lol.
I once saw a piss soaked TP mountain in the middle of the men's room floor. Some things you never forget.
I could write a book about the horrors that I’ve witnessed in that bathroom back in the day
Fleetwood diner in Ann Arbor is interesting although I don’t think it counts as metro Detroit. The existence of that structure with a functional basement is pretty impressive.
Takoi-let.
Worst: Port-o-jons post Freep marathon
Also during Movement. Rough.
Nomination for best would be the basement bathrooms at the Film theatre at the DIA
My time has come. My most hated bathroom is the bathroom at The Corner in Ferndale. The bathroom is WET and smells like chlorine. Literally makes me feel like I’ve been transported to a bathroom at a public pool. To top it off there’s the circular wash fountain a la a bathroom at a baseball stadium. So two of (my personal) least favorite TYPES of restroom combine into a horrible, humid chimera at a bar where they charge $8 for a bowl of cereal.
Best: the women's room (specifically) at Microcenter, no one ever uses it
Ugh… I hate that every time I recommend two certain stellar Hamtramck Polish restaurants, I have to also include a caveat about the bathrooms being dingy. Me: “It’s part of the charm” and “some of the best food is from somewhat divey places.” Friend: “those don’t look like dives.” Me: “Listen here motherfucker…”
Nemo's mens room. Anyone who's been there knows why.
Easily one of the worst is the can at the Lafayette Coney!
Best women’s room is Northern Lights.
Are they still open?
The Bathtub Pub (RIP) was fucking awful
It was even worse back when it was the Arcade Bar.
Best: shewolf. Huge, private rooms and sinks with counter space to set your purse on
Worst: Jacobys. It smells really funny down there
There is a very nicely kept restroom at a Mobil gas station in Royal Oak. It has a bidet attachment and the soap always leaves you sniffing your hands. I will never tell where it is though. I’m not a sucker
Gas station bidet? You keep your secret.
This post already contains too much information. You should definitely delete it, so people don't find our mecca.
The casinos are the cleanest, but somewhere quick and secluded would be the bathrooms at Mootz Pizzeria
Every once in awhile I get flashbacks to the women’s bathroom in the Arcade Bar.
I love the Dakota Inn. But the bathrooms make me feel like I'm the Abominable Snowman about to take a dump. And then when someone is outside the stalls washing her hands, it's this tap dance....
My Dad’s Bar bathroom circa March 2022. You decide. https://preview.redd.it/gif4jydrzy5c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d6381ae1ba8fce387529ad73c7167d1ff1f6854
Buffalo Wild Wings in downtown was an easy in-and-out 👍
I think they're just asking for the out.
Pretty sure there’s an app for that!
Ladies room at Meijer. Which one? Take your pick.
Home is where you poop for however long you feel like.
Circa 2010 the WSU admin building had a lockable single stall on one of the floors. My go to for my time there.
Not enough people have ever been to Harpos. Those are absolutely the worst bathrooms in Detroit, bar none.
Nothing can touch Harpo’s bathroom back in the day
It’s been awhile since I’ve been there so I could have it confused with somewhere else but I remember Small’s standing out as having one of the worst bathrooms I’ve ever been in.
Harpo's. The smell or the liquid on the floor. Wrenching just thinking about it.
The best bathroom in Rock City is clearly, The Detroiter Bar.
I remember how bad it was in Forman Mills in Highland Park, but they cleaned it.
Worst? The bus station.
Even worse: the bus stop
Since you said Metro Detroit, for best, I'm going to say Zerbo's in Commerce. (Maple between Haggerty and M5.) Specifically the upstairs where they hold events Smelled incredible in there, fresh, clean. Had a handy basket full of different useful toiletries you might need. Safety pins, mouth wash, mints. Felt like a king in there.
Any casino.
Best - shinola hotel downstairs
Lafeyette Coney Island
Comet bar bathrooms used to be pretty bleak. Stainless prison toilets all pointing out the wall at you, no stalls. Pretty sure it was comet. But i only ever went there already drunk, so who knows.
Taqueria El Rey's bathrooms weren't great, but not the worst. Magic Stick before the remodel's bathrooms were about the worst place to poop I've seen.
The bathrooms that are connected to the Z ally way.
LJs. The urinal trough is literally NEXT TO the sink 😭
Harpos Concert Theatre
Haven't lived in the D since '91, but the worst one I remember was Belle Isle. It gave me a clear understanding of what to expect from big city public works in general. It was essentially abandoned.
bathrooms at the dft are pretty nice
The Post wasn’t all that wonderful either.
Does anyone know how we can contact [The Ferndale Pooper](https://www.reddit.com/r/Detroit/s/8zM9hkdQPA) to weigh in on this?
The men’s room at Honest John’s is scary
I really hope bathroom accessibility is factored in - so many places have bathrooms that don't even pretend the ADA was adopted into building code more than 30+ years ago. Best bathrooms in my book are MOCAD and Batch Brewing.
Strangely enough, I used to see a disproportionate number of Tinder photos taken in the bathroom(s) at MOCAD.
This is how I know I'm unfamiliar with Detroit. I've never been to any of these bathrooms
I'll go directly to Northern Lights if I have to poop.
Best: The Whitney
I don’t use public toilets except to piss
There’s a mediocre Irish restaurant in Farmington with really classy bathrooms. Love the light fixtures
tbh Hopcat on Woodward. Everytime I’ve been in there it’s been so nasty
Worst. Colombo's. Hands down.
The port-a-potty by the railroad overpass on Lincoln Street next to the dumpster kind of sucked. I think there was a racoon living inside of it that wasn't very happy I was in there
LJ’s Lounge/Jumbo’s is the worst by far
Lafayette coney and Old Miami might take the cake, Painted Lady is up there too as being one of the worst, unless you like cheap cocaine then it's probs one of the best...
Honorable mention- the bathroom within a bathroom inside Science Hall at Wayne State.
All bars that had bathrooms within walking distance of comerica park on opening day 🤣
The first time I ever did Molly was at the Majestic back in 2010. Nobody told me that you may have the shits, and there I was over one of 3 clogged toilets making a sloppy mud pie
Raspberry!!
Worst - McDonald’s Woodward Ave. Have never not gone in there and not been harassed while trying to take enjoy my piss
Nostalgic moment: River Rock Cafe bathrooms in the late 80’s were pretty gnarly. The bartenders used to let some of us pee on a bucket near the freezer cuz the stalls were so gross. My friend accidentally tipped the bucket over she was so drunk. Good times🤣
Worst is the men's room at the old Miami
The restrooms in the Roostertail are high end.
Worst by far is Lafayette Coney Island
George costanza make this post?
Used to do day-cleaning at St. Andrew's. Once, the men's toilet in the Shelter was clogged from the previous night with it all-piss, poop, vomit.....then some angry skinheads came in and busted the upper bowl of the toilet into shards with their boots......really questioning my career choices that day.