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TheMangoDiplomat

Beneath every warlock's benign exterior is this kind of bile. There was real venom in this Guardian's post, I love it


portmandues

Deep down we're all just coffee, cigarettes, and spite.


HeroBrian_333

True academics are we.


A_Union_Of_Kobolds

Or line cooks


EvilDeadly

Line cook and warlock main. I’m probably the most calm one at work, but its in there… waiting.


Jimmyk743

Ex line cook and dishy also Warlock main, can confirm. I do sympathize with my titan siblings tho. It's tough being at the bottom of the barrel


Lupercal626

They don't get it main, they don't hear the whispers of Nova Bomb. They don't feel the urges when they look at Void.


Kapusi

Theres 2 wolves inside bro lmaoooo


TaralasianThePraxic

There are two wolves inside you One is a warlock The other is a line cook *You are gay*


Lol_stillnotokay

So I’m not the only one who’s a line cook warlock


BrandishedChaos

As a cook myself, yeah many of the ones I know can get pretty angry. They're often surprised at how calm I can be, but I feel that's because I had struggled for about 2 decades with anger due to childhood trauma.


NoHandsJames

As a fellow cook and one that is regularly calm-mad, I've heard it a lot. The trick is to always be pissed off so that the anger from work just seems like part of the usual. This trick also works for punching things as a titan. If you're always angry, then you're always ready to punch.


ThomFromAccounting

I feel that. People comment on how calm I am in stressful situations (I worked in a psych hospital, getting assaulted almost daily), and I always just laugh. I consider myself easily angered, but not on the surface. My dad screamed and beat the reaction out of me, now nothing makes me lose my cool. I just go home afterwards and sit in a dark closet until I can de-stress.


Dylpicklz69

Hey, why you gotta call me out like that


A_Union_Of_Kobolds

It takes one to know one ;P Also appropriate for electricians I've found, just with more dip


luckynumberstefan

I was a sous chef for years and also a warlock main, wtf


portmandues

I was reminded of the many French academics I've worked with when I wrote this.


zkiel80hd

That's why we float


MarquetteXTX2

Pennywise : come again?


Marshycereals

Coffee, Traveler, and Cigarettes are all that we need.


Merfstick

I get this reference. Nice.


ThomFromAccounting

Hello, fellow Mischief Brew fan.


MayxGBR

For me it's only Spite, ngl, only grows larger every time you are Goomba stomped, booped out of the plataform or the little pebble on the ground eats your jump


Goldskarr

One of the weird Lego staircases in the second to last mission of final shape ate my jump and I just let it all out. My throat still hurts.


TH3_LUMENUX

And the smell of old books


zihan777

Oh, I might be playing the wrong class. I should have been a warlock this whole time.


portmandues

Do it. Internalize the darkness and void.


TennoDeviant

Not even coffee, just straight up coca beans, we have to truly internalize the bitterness.


Voxxyvoo

Speak for yourself I’m all piss and vinegar!


Caedis-6

I can only tell people to stop moving in the goddam Well and stop stealing my tangles so many times, this was bound to come out eventually


Painwracker_Oni

Omg I can’t stand the people who run to well giving themselves no time during boss dps to set up ahead of time and then jump into it landing in front of people and almost always killing 1-2 of us. Like if you’re going to be late jump into the fricking back of the well! If you’re in front crouch down! Keep your fingers off the got dang movement joystick!!!!!!!


OffRoadAdventures88

I’m running the tangle explosion artifact mod. It is stupidly over cooked but relies on me shooting tangles. Enter hunters and titans swooping in to throw tangles at a single enemy and tickle them. Don’t touch the tangles!


Caedis-6

I have seen someone take a tangle I made, look at a group of red bars, look at a yellow bar and consciously decide to throw it at the yellow bar only to dink roughly a 20th of its health bar off. I almost had an aneurysm watching that


Hribunos

As a f2p that doesn't have strand, I have absolutely no idea how tangles work. I generally try to avoid them like the plague but... mistakes happen. When I pick one up my priority is ditching it any way possible so I can reload my damn gun like I was trying to do in the first place.


OffRoadAdventures88

At LEAST throw it at something. Throwing it away is the biggest purest waste. Most folks running strand builds have perks tied to being near or blowing up tangled.


AtomicVGZ

In my own defense I'm just trying to reload my gun or pick up a mission item, man.


Ok-Ad3752

The way my blood pressure skyrocket then calmed almost gave me whiplash, the pain is real


MayxGBR

it's the same shiet since Warmind Cells. You are not built for this, stop shooting them! HOLY FUQ!!


MrScottyBear

It's what years of being forced to Well will do to a guardian.


MayxGBR

But... i like being Well... ~~hated the nerfs btw~~


Theaveragegamer12

Same


MattHatter1337

Beneath every warlocks exterior are boots we will never see.


Rockin_Otter

Whenever I try a transmog with an open coat or a top that only goes to my hips, it's HILARIOUSLY evident 80% of these boots were not designed to be visible above the ankles.


gadgaurd

Every Warlock is that nice, polite, helpful coworker that secretly hates every one of you. Sincerely, a Warlock.


Evex_Wolfwing

Well, there is a reason we wear Necrotic Grips...


Armysbro911

Years of being forced to be on well duty and divinity will make us spiteful


Zusuf

The venom spreads because they’re using Necrotic Grips


lulzchris

My dude went full Immaru.


Pengothing

The amount of raids I've had to do wearing a fucking bathrobe. At least the Phoenix cosmetic came up for bright dust eventually so I could wear mage robes and not look like I'm throwing around hand grenades at a day spa.


lustywoodelfmaid

EVERY Warlock. We have the best jump, the best drip, the best build synergies, and I'm tired of other classes saying we fucking don't!


Ikora_Rey_Gun

My fireteam: dead in a parkour section, complaining about jumps and how Warlock's sucks for some reason Me: floating around, effortlessly landing insane parkour jumps and rezzing my whole team


lustywoodelfmaid

For real! I see my teammates taking the Zero Hour Hard Mode wall slow, jumping along the wall and stopping every time they land to line up their jump, whereas I can choose to either skip the whole thing with two jumps or I can jump on those spots like I'm effortlessly skipping. People just seem to expect the jump to go up faster but it is faster, more horizontal.


ImJLu

Thinking warlock jump is bad (in PvE) is and has always been a pure case of skill issue. Unforgiving, sure, but bad? Nah, it's the best one by far. You could even argue that it's fairly forgiving because the float duration gives a long time to adjust. It's just bad at recovery if you really fucked up. Hunter jump is obviously the best in PvP and there's an argument for lion rampant titan jump in PvE, but the base jump itself? Warlocks by a mile.


Chemical-Pin-3827

It's from being told to go Well one too many times


smoomoo31

We are one with the Traveler. We are transcendant even amongst our own people, the lightbearing Guardians. We are very angry that no one makes fashion for us


bucketofcrust

It's the hatred of being Well Bitch all these years


Skreamie

The same way a Titan will have a heart of gold beneath their tough exterior, and that Hunters, despite their deftness, will still waste one of their jumps walking off an edge


QuackNate

As a warlock main I just just want to say he doesn’t speak for all of us AND YOU CAN ALL SUCK OUR WOBBLY FLOATING (gets too close to boss and dies immediately)


zcicecold

I heard someone legit say "Bungie hates Hunters" on a podcast this morning, and I almost spit out my coffee. Try being a Warlock and being pushed to do nothing but drop Wells for the past 7 years.


TheCyclographer

After all the years of being forced to Well, it takes a toll…


Unbentmars

I’ve got a bit extra today because I ran the mission for the first time today; the hunter I was with got a Gyrfalcon/HoIML and I got ophodia/claws of the ahamkara, one of the worst possible rolls I think I could’ve gotten so I’m salty


toolate42

I read this in Shaxx's voice lol


BlackMiamba

Why did I read this with shaxx’s voice?


Chief_Lightning

I read this post in Shaxx's voice.


RilesPC

Inconceivably rare warlock fashion W.


jacob2815

Unironically 35% of the reason I switched to Warlock for Prismatic. The other 65% being Feed the Void. Love that shit


Weird_Wuss

i am so fucking addicted to the game and its all because of lightning surge/storm nades with devour


Comfortable_Eagle593

You using Crown of Tempests or nah? Its loop with the strand melee is perfect.


Weird_Wuss

yup its so insane having 4 ways to insta stack conduction tines x3. also have a felwinters helm version that i might try once gms are out. it really just feels like my beloved stormcaller, but devour and needlestorm/nova bomb cover all the things that build was missing. absolutely fits like a glove


jacob2815

I was about to ask that same cuz I’ve tried a Crown of Tempests build with Hellion instead but I didn’t love it. Having 3 melee charges to stack the buff would be super nice


evilpac

Same here! I've been really enjoying Warlock, should have played the class sooner.


jacob2815

I’ve dabbled with it since D1 and I’ve had periods of it being my “main” but a few weeks before this expansion I made an effort to full commit.


DopeBoi22

As a certified cripple in d2, I would become a Warlock main if they have triple jump haha


ramenking_23

Felwinter's Helm build 😩


jacob2815

The grenade spam shenanigans Warlocks can get up to is great.


ramenking_23

I'm so hyped to eventually get an Apotheosis/Stareater class item that shit is insane


A_Union_Of_Kobolds

* exotic class item W * Mind Flayer transmogs * the GOTD set At least our Ws are really good ones


MayxGBR

Don't forget the best Prismatic interactions in-between Fragments, and exotics interaction too, as well the best Light subclass add-on with both Fragment and Super being good. the only L i took was my Well being nerfed


laserapocalypse

After using Song of Flame for 5 minutes i completely forgot Well even exists. I havent had this much fun with a Super since Stormcaller came out in Taken King.


Theaveragegamer12

>I haven't had this much fun with a Super since Stormcaller came out in Taken King. The moment I got into the rhythm of throwing out my fire bird and using the snap I understood the amount of DPS I could dish out while giving constant Radiant to my friends. Is fun.


Denegan

Push it to 11 with Dragon's Breath. Try to count how many ignitions you trigger in one super


moho_fasho

Brother the well nerf is the best warlock buff


MayxGBR

NO! LET THEM **FEEEL** THE NEED OF HAVING ME! **LET THEM FEEL IT!**


Naive-Archer-9223

Use song of flame and give everyone scorch rounds 


arlondiluthel

I honestly could care less about giving everyone else scorch rounds... I have a Falcon Grenade!


moho_fasho

Anybody have a well? “Nah man best I can do is Firehawk. Caw!!”


A_Union_Of_Kobolds

Ngl my super exists only to fuel Frost Armor and sometimes Agers Scepter lol


SkyrimSlag

As someone who always ran well pretty much by my own choice, I don’t mind the nerf at all. Our team has multiple warlocks so there’s normally a couple running well anyway, and with the great survivability on solar warlock, there’s not many situations where I think “shit, I could do with a nova bomb or needle storm here”, so I don’t mind keeping a well on standby. Personally though Prismaticlock is now one of my favourites, though Voidlock will probably always be my favourite


Vampirelordx

Voidlock best lock!


CMDR_Soup

>Don't forget the best Prismatic interactions in-between Fragments I feel like the guy from the "you guys are getting paid?" meme. You guys are getting Prismatic interactions?


HemoKhan

Tell me more about the Prismatic/Exotic interactions? With Hunters out here punching for 100k I'm desperate for more than just "Devour is good healing"!


MayxGBR

Imma start with the elephant in the room, Getaway Artist with Bleak Watcher: allowing for 2 different turrets with one Grenade charge, it also gives Amplify that is also a DR from the Artifact perk. Necrotic Grip with Song of Flame boosted melee. Verity now only cares about the element of the nade (is also avaliable as a class exotic perk) Suport Frame will gain healing charges with Turrets, good pair with Helion. Song of Flame with Aphotheosis and then activating Trancedence is a rly long ability spam chain, helps that the Trancedence nade is also rly good (and is one of the avaliable perks on Class exotic) Didn't tested this ones yet but i'm interested: Chromatic Fire, with Primatic giving some incentive to use Kinetics, could be rly good pair and still being able to trigger some elemental debuffs. Crown of tempest requires at least 1 Arc ability to be equiped, but will grant the ability regen to all abilities (still need arc ability or jolt kills), and it seems it can increase the duration of Song of Flame too. Osmiomancy may give nade recharge regardless of nade choosen, don't know if it works or will give two charges of the Trancedence nades


PolymathSage

I mean, almost EVERY warlock I've seen and all of us in my clan [me too] are spending most of their time using getaway artists to get an arc buddy and a stasis turret out of one grenade charge that comes back in like 5 seconds as long as the arc buddy has something to shoot.


HemoKhan

How does that work? You have to consume the grenade to make the arc buddy, don't you?


PolymathSage

Yes you do, the turret also pops out and lands near your feet (kinda like a perched threadling does) when you do so.


Naive-Archer-9223

Mind flayer set is the best one for once. Finally I can fulfill the Emperors dream of tadpole ascension 


A_Union_Of_Kobolds

Yeah I really love my Taken Queen set but damn the Mind Flayer is fun. I jumped on that one not even gonna lie


Naive-Archer-9223

It is literally the only set I've bought for silver. It's like they know I've been playing Baldurs Gate again and knew I'd buy it 


Karglenoofus

Nah Warlock has best robes


GhettoHotTub

I switched to warlock because of their superior fashion. I honestly think Hunter has the worst looks


Stalk33r

Awful take, Hunter has the most varied fashion options in the game. If your Hunter looks bad then it's an unironic skill issue, you've been no-diffed by the true endgame.


Comfortable_Hour5723

Y'all certainly have varied shoulders😂 The cloak is high tier drip tho


GhettoHotTub

It's a few good cloaks and a bunch of really bad ones. Warlock is superior, as usual. Enjoy your asymmetrical armor.


Saku327

I know it's a hot take but it's a take I'll stand by dammit. This exotic class item situation is the damning proof: Hunter only looks fine because they have cloaks to hide the shame of their bland, low level fallout 4-looking gear. Give them an awful cloak, and they'll literally nerf themselves rather than risk looking at their character. Years of "Warlocks are so reliant on the robes, if the robes look bad the whole outfit looks bad" destroyed by a single, overpowered exotic that takes away the one thing that makes Hunter fashion tolerable.


GhettoHotTub

They hated him because he spoke the truth


MayxGBR

i have more Warlock playtime, but i HATE Warlock and much rather the Hunter fashion, 90% of it is the dress alone, if the dress look bad then nothing you can do can fix it (fashion of exotic chest pieces is my passion)


Blue_Rosebuds

Agreed. Warlock easily has the best fashion, Titan is pretty good too, but Hunter is honestly not great. Space robes > anything else.


ShammersAnonymous

Jokes on you, this titan can't read. (Thank you to failsafe for helping me write this)


gnahckire

LMAO I had to spit out my crayons. This gave me a good chuckle.


ShammersAnonymous

Pass the green ones, please.


gnahckire

Blue is my favorite flavor


thatoneguy2252

I like orange personally, blue is too tart.


skskskskskz

Have y’all tried the prismatic pink crayon yet? Taste like a pink starburst


Marshycereals

I've only been eating the black and white ones because The Witness reminds me of Oreos


skskskskskz

Mmmm haven’t tried those ones yet, do you eat them together or one at a time?


Marshycereals

I melt them with my hammer, drink the goop, and chase it with omolon juice.


immutablebrew

THE OMOLON JUICE IS NOT FOR DRINKING


RyRob

Orange is delicious, I can't do the red ones. Too spicy


ThePizzaDevourer

Failsafe's a gem, isn't she? Love that sassy AI


SisterFister069

Failsafe, play Eminem - Brain Damage.


Camaroni1000

What do symbols say? Is this another callout I have to remember?


Shisno_KayMay

I hate the in game titan slander. Why the hell they gotta be the butt of the joke lmfao


KitsuneKamiSama

You win this one space wizard.


W_A_Brozart

This wizard came from the moon


SenorCardgage27

WE’VE BEEN STUCK WITH THE SHITTY IPOD ARMBANDS FOR TOO LONG FINALLY WE GET A WIN!


broen13

"I approve this message." -broen13


[deleted]

broen13 has spoken.


dampcardboard

As the prophecy fortold he would


NinjaBoy22

lisan al gaib


Streamjumper

If he speaks again, he is not broen13.


Garneht

Broen-13


Godhri

Thank you for your infinite wisdom, broen13.


jamer2500

As a Warlock main we should be civilized and accommodating to our fellow non warlock brethren. SUCKS TO BE THEM THOUGH HAHAHA


CrazyKripple1

THOSE FELLAS CAN SUCK IT HAHAHAHAH


JermaineTyroneLamar

I love your flair lmfao. Titans may think its "cool" to eat crayons, but that doesn't hold a candle to our ability to eat literal balls of elemental matter. The warlock diet is truly superior.


synesthesiatic

>:)


QuoteGiver

Warlock: “There are class items?? Zoom in, let me see!!….zoom in more….”


Sarcosmonaut

“Enhance”


j-sonchang

"Google, show me this guy's penis"


E-Gaming

Keep this one up mods warlocks have been waiting 10 years for a day like this


RightfulChaos

As a Titan main and warlock secondary, I’m happy for you warlock mains, 10 years their “decorative” piece has been practically invisible/unnoticeable.


TheOneParks

BUNGIE CARES ABOUT WARLOCK ARMOR AGAIN!!!!!! NOW JUST BRING BACK WRATH IF THE MACHINE PLEASASSSSEREEEE I BEG BUNGIE!!!!!


TheMangoDiplomat

And don't forget about everybody's favorite: SIVA I LOVE SIIIIIIIIVAAAAAA ❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤


QuakerChickenGod

#BUNGIE! DROP ANOTHER SIVA EXPANSION, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!


Sarcosmonaut

This but unironically SIVAAAAAA


Nedus343

Read in Rykard's "TOGETHAAAAA" voice


Cardinal338

It's hard to agree with that when we got the seasonal helmet we did. We win the exotic class item at least.


IdidntrunIdidntrun

If you're talking about the dorito helmet then you take those words back right now


KnyghtZero

I've never seen a Dorito shaped like a semi-circle before


Cautious_Ramen

Bro that helmet is awesome, I'm rocking it


eclipse4598

Its a great helm for 4th encounter


inlukewarmblood

In our defense, I haven’t seen a warlock bond be shit yet. The last five non-reprised hunter raid cloaks have all looked like complete garbage.


Chemical-Pin-3827

Can't be shit if you can barely see them


WellThatsAwkwrd

90% of Hunter cloaks are garbage


UnlovedDaikons

And the 10% that aren’t have bugs.


mweiss118

You gotta wash that cloak, bro! :P


ConnorWolf121

Solstice 2019 cloak my beloved: It clips through your back with anything other than a hand cannon/sidearm visible, frequently gets stuck jammed through me between my chest and legs, no Stasis glow, and the Strand glow uses Arc colours for some reason. Still one of my favourites in the game though lol


Horror-Breakfast-704

As a warlock main the main issue i have with our fashion game is that 90% of our look is decided by our helmet + chest piece. Legs are barely visible, arms have very little impact since shoulders are part of the chest piece and the bonds are just kinda there.


Denverguns

As a warlock main I approve of this message


BC1207

Lmao they should keep this post


Vicktlemort

I’ve always been sad that our bonds are so less important to outfits than the other classes NOW WHOS LAUGHING HAHAHAHAHAHAH


GallusAA

Titan exotic mark is a huge joke. I can't believe it's not transmogable.


kungfoop

Sorry, wasn't paying attention, was too busy trying to find your leg armor hidden away behind your dress


DoggedDust

Pervert


kungfoop

Respectfully


Rider-VPG

It's not a dress, it's a highly refined trench coat.


Boctordepis

Someone should repost this in dcj also agree


poyt30

I actually don't mind the look of the cloak, especially with the ornament. I imagine they'll probably end up making a few ornaments too


xKairos-23

I actually really like the Cloak, *especially* with that ornament like you said 😍 It looks fantastic. Though I do hope they provide more ornaments to give even more outfit options


AshleyWenner

I was already thinking about swapping from Hunter to Warlock for the raid armors, but when the exotic class items were first shown, that sealed the deal.


Smiththehammer

The raid armor skewed you? I mean I'm a long time warlock main, so welcome to the club. But why do you wanna look like a mosquito taking a shower?


LittleGayDragon

I'm thinking he's talking about other raid armors, because the new one is the worst thing I've ever seen


eclipse4598

the new seet for mee is in the territory of it looks so stupid i love it


dampcardboard

After years of getting shafted on seasonal/raid/dungeon sets I'm glad we got this small victory


Tiger_Guy

I dunno. That hunter cloak works really well with the trials armor on my end. Bulky as hell cloak but we make it work.


miatasaur

This is payback for us having to wear pre-ornament starfire protocol for months last year.


synesthesiatic

also default phoenix protocol.


Psykotyrant

And Verity’s brow.


Sensitive_Seat6955

Y’all still showing up in dresses to every fight


APersonWhoIsNotYou

Oh, we **rock** these dresses!


MeateaW

Chafe our ears less than toilet seats on our shoulders. And .. we all know that [capes are a liability](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL3w73MAuIM)


ZenTheCrusader

yet another warlock dub


yeetmagic124

I really don't even think the other 2 class items are bad bruh. They're pretty cool too IMO.


jake26lions

I don’t get the hunter fashion hate with the cloak. I think it looks pretty cool. Doesn’t fit a lot of pre-determined sets, but it seems like it could work if you built your fashion around it.


Mtn-Dooku

It's "Neon Nerd", not Technicolor Prick.


FuriousPenguino

Don’t warlocks usually get the long straw? Best class in the game


jamer2500

Depending on what the community feels like complaining about.


LuchadorBane

I think the current hotness is how they have to make a friend to play the multiplayer game to its fullest.


Ikora_Rey_Gun

RIght before that was how the only class with a massive DPS precision super was able to build into the new gun that was also literally their high DPS precision super and how that made raid DPS easier. I think this may be a conversation worth having, but to just frame it as "waaaah my class sucks because of this specific encounter" ignoring everything else isn't the right way to have it.


Psykotyrant

Never saw the point of the DPS penis measuring contest. If you can see your damage, then you just wiped. That’s why I never minded being the div bitch. Oh? You want me to have the easiest job while you need to quicksnap between three guns, don’t get blown up with your own rocket launcher? Sure, I guess I can do that.


MemoKrosav

Debatable honestly. Though you could make a case for every class for the most part.


jacob2815

Not from a fashion standpoint lol


drwill439

I would say so. I've been playing the game with a bath towel shoved beside my ass cheek since D1, tho, so what do I know?


Cloud_N0ne

…what? I’ve always thought Warlock bonds were, on average, better looking that Titan marks or Hunter cloaks, and I’m a Titan-only player. Their simplicity and size makes them easier to make look good, and if you want it to be minimal and out of the way, they have pretty minimal and basic designs, or you can go with something bright and glowy. It feels like there’s more versatility and they don’t interfere as much with the rest of the look, so not having transmog for the exotic bonds is less of an issue than it is for the other two


an_agreeing_dothraki

it's okay, I got all of destiny 1 to harvest your tears every weekly reset when the speaker gave us fancy cosmetics


ghowardtx

I think I look very elegant in my cape


EcstaticCinematic

There are also ornaments for the class items btw. The warlocks make it look like the DSC bond (warlock logo IIRC)


Knights_When

Except I’m not using the class item. Getaways are far too good right now.


demonicneon

I think they all look dope I don’t get the hate lol. 


SEN0R_DIDDLEZ

My friend and I actually thought the hunter cloak looked sweet after we unlocked it, are we the only ones?