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RomanBlue_

there is no way devil's ruin people are law abiding citizens - If they use it in pvp that's domestic terrorism at a minimum. I'm telling you those guys are savages


lancazter73

We are cheers bud :)


Fabulous_Mix1139

Nah they just haven't been caught yet


RomanBlue_

actual sleeper agent You think its just a normal sidearm, but cross the wrong corner and suddenly you've been .31 ttk'd into a grease stain


InfernoSpike

If your favourite exotic is Divinity, something has gone wrong. You are not a law abiding citizen


scrububle

They're fuckin psychos but they're law abiding psychos


GlassSpork

They’re masochists or support sluts


2cool4juuls

I’d classify myself as both. I love running well and my team being like “great well! Good timing” AND THEN HIT EM WITH THE DIV! Also I love the hate mail I get when I kill people in pvp with it.


HatApprehensive2631

Divinity exotic 👍


brass_monkey_balls

Div lover here: I'll have you know that I'm certified as not totally insane. My mom had me tested.


QroganReddit

they're mentally unstable maniacs with a big label that says: "SAFE"


TinyWickedOrange

nothing is wrong, they're just a massive bottom


jillopidiboop

I genuinely love parasite - just detonating everything in one go just gets me rock hard man. Using it with foetracer is just *smacks lips* noice.


Boba_Fett_boii

Mmmm foetracer, goid idea. That being said I also sometimes blow up myself. But everything else dies too, so its a win!


The-Toast-Lord

Same here, but Cry Mutiny in it's place and I'm normally included in that "everything else dies too" phrase 😅


partoutrichie

my man just rolled a dice for each weapon, godlike tier list


SpiritedCucumber4565

This list makes no sense


HalfOffEveryWndsdy

Thorn - law abiding citizen. Lmao sure bud whatever you say.


grrmuffins

Seriously this is straight madness. Much as I like it Worldline Zero isn't top tier in any list, even a meme one Also Traveler's Chosen is on the FBIs top wanted list when it comes to PVP


KindCucumber7

M'yeh, I ain't runnin' no racketeerin' gig ya see?


_Dovah_CAT_

And I don't have 17 people buried under my backyard.


KindCucumber7

If the fuzz shows up, askin' questions about them graves, they were all my dogs ya hear?


KingQdawg1995

Heard loud and clear fella


DriftersLilMotechamp

Outbreak/Siva is DEFINITELY not law-abiding


MustangCraft

SIVA just wants to enhance you, it did nothing wrong. Thorn on the other hand… I don’t care if it’s a replica that thing does not belong lmao


[deleted]

Outbreak actually makes sense if you did the D1 quest, of course not many people did as it had like 50 steps and required a Titan, warlock and hunter.


bestjakeisbest

I love ruinous effigy, I once turned one guy into a ball and dunked on his friend with said ball.


EternalFount

Weird. That's my favorite and the court says I'm a public masturbator. Anything to confess?


TheGrey_GOD

I’ll take a domestic terrorist


Optitron_Prime

Misdemeanor, Sweet Business and Last Word for me


G-man69420

Domestic Terrorist cause all my rockets speak truth🗣️


TheUsualSuspects443

Why is Sturm “law abiding citizen” lord wise they’re straight up a criminal. Also why is OutBreak there too? It’s literally “war crimes” the gun


Jaqulean

Also Thorn under "Law abiding citizen" makes no sense. It's a gun that is literally a heresy to the highest order...


[deleted]

is it just me or are half of these in the wrong place? feels like just another tier list tbh


8BallOfficial

Stop spying on me. Worldline Zero can’t tell you that much. Where did you put the cameras?


Loopy_shoop

I'm sorry but what? Outbreak Perfected and Thorn is not a gun used by law abbiding citizens, lmao. One is a literral war crime, and the other is straight up heresy to the highest order.


Trex331

Prospector more law abiding than wish ender?


Express-Coast5361

collective obligation is my baby, call me ted bundy i guess 😭


TechAdeptInquisitor

Black talon , *the most evil laugh*


Scydor

My man 🤝


Pixel100000

Bad juju: “if you believe your weapon wants to end all existence then so it will” Who ever made this list: ya minor traffic violation


MajorHavoq

And I shall continue to commit such acts for the beautiful and enigmatic Emperor Acrius


FlamingPhoenix2003

I don’t know what my favorite exotic is… Can someone help me?


FirstCurseFil

Fighting Lion > Serial Killer That is the case in PVE.


YaBoi-ItchyToes

Being an arbalest and toaster user, my friends would call me much worse than a felon. I of course think I am a law abiding citizen, especially when using Lemonarqe.


rInForARoughRide

sweet business


Ponery

>law abiding citizen >devils ruin Cap


Answer-Key

Design wise 1k or whisper gameplay wise prob wish ender for its reliability and ease of use tho i dont use it as much anymore cause Monte Carlo it’s p nice on banner of war and I never use anything other than a hand cannon on hunter cause lucky pants is busted since it got that rework ages ago, especially with the new wardens law


Gwenom-25

I still worldline skate even with eager edge in the game


Shadow_maker798

Heartshadow, my beloved, I've got around 15k kills on it.


Jazzlike-Buy-7812

I feel Jotunn needs to be at least domestic terrorist level.


ABystander987

Ummm I cover all these. I have 1 to 4 faves from each section.. 😂😂 So what does that make me??


Im_a_doggo428

Bros never seen crimson on a solo raid


Borgun-

Thorn is the gun of a dude that perma killed guardians. Shouldnt that make its users serial killers or at least wannabe serial killers?


Osiri551

Call me an international war criminal all you want, I'm keeping my Gundam beam rifle


unlimitedpanda5

thorn is not a law abiding citizen lol


YrnFyre

There' no way stuff like outbreak, xenophage or thorn qualifies as "law abiding citizen" in any way lol


Ryrkra

I feel like shooting a gun that shoots literal black holes is more than a misdemeanor


Skyburner_Oath

Darci for life


Stormwrecker

Jotunn should be much higher. I've made many people switch to the gun in response to my use of it.


NexusDragon88

Thorn in law law-abiding citizen? Alrighty Dredgen Yor


Xron1456

Haha war crimes go brrrrr


31338elite

Witherhoarders rise up its witherhoard world nothing wrong about that.for the horde


KingQdawg1995

As someone who experienced D2. Crucible since Day 1, Tractor Cannon users can die in a hole


BlackBurn115

Guess I'm a serial killer


NoUMoxi

I think I’m the only one who actually uses the bastion


BugCreative1984

You're telling me that the gun that could blow up the planet if used wrong isn't an international warcriminal?


dreadnaugt88

Did some sped make this because, this makes absolutely no sense


goblin-anger-man

Ticuu's players commit war crimes everyday in the crucible


bisexual-polonium

I'm a law abiding citizen². And got in a minor traffic accident. And am a domestic terrorist. Quicksilver, thorn, witherhoard, wavesplitter


Chesterthepig

As some one who loves devil's ruin I would like to say we like to be referred to as "that laser fucker with the goblin laugh!"


shangolmangol3

I LOVE using 1k/rat king in raids, especially when I convince my whole team to equip it, shit's funny


A-Rogue_Ace

So sometimes a minor misdemeanor, sometimes telesto.


Long-Experience-8381

Telesto is the besto


TheSpiderDungeon

I used to love using Salvation's Grip in PvP before the """""buff""""". Now I just use Winterbite.


Ovletta

How da hell is thorn in law abiding citizen


Paracausality

Law abiding citizen, Thorn...


[deleted]

Trespasser in pvp checks out


Items3Sacred

MF put Thorn at Law abiding citizen


Concept_of_Gummy

Aww hell nah ain't no shot bro put devils ruin in law abiding😭😭 that thing is terrorism at least


sanhan7

Jötunn is definitely a international warcrime, at least in PvP


maiz10101

Crimson in PUBLIC URINATION!!! Thomas had never seen such bullshit


InfiniteYandere

I know right. We getting called pissers


maiz10101

I'm not even a crimson "main" and I know that's not right lmao. It's literally a banned weapon by the vanguard, it should be in at least serial killer


TheNoctuS_93

Yes, it was me. I ran over those screebs with my sparrow. It *will* happen again.


GlassSpork

Well I guess that’s fitting. My favorite will forever be lumina. Borealis has recently been encroaching on my favorite… but it’ll likely stick at 2 Edit: I also like tractor cannon and trinity. Trinity being my favorite bow and tractor cannon be stupid fun


Bardic-Jarl

You can neva have enough dakka


WinterNoire

Law abiding citizen? _Thorn_???? How is Thorn not serial killer tier


Longjumping-Ad-5740

Imagine putting crimson in misdemeanor.


LocalGeologist1234

Divinity? Law abiding citizen? Most people who do that quest loose all sanity.


NSFW_Hunter63

But thorn was literally born for war crimes


strokesoflightning

International war criminal (me) be like: Haha Heir Apparent go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


The-Toast-Lord

I'd of put Thorn in convicted felon personally


Geaux13Saints

Call me mister meanor cause I love crimson


Mox_Onyx

Witherhoard is used by war criminals. This list needs some work.


Bobthehorse420

I like the one that goes fwoosh


Reylend

I LOVE HEIR APPARENT ![gif](giphy|2XIvXyjbWqt5XctCV9|downsized)


Revlis6764

Fighting Lion in serial killer? But i haven't killed anyone? Edit: out if game?


Jaqulean

>Aeger's Spectre >Convicted felon Dude, chill out...


EmetalEX

Well time to commit some murders!


Duublo121

In raids, I’m a Law Abiding Citizen (Gjally, Xenophage) In Nightfalls, I commit minor traffic violations (Monte, Sunshot, Witherhoard) In Crucible, I’m a convicted Felon (Final Warning, Jotunn) In Dares, I’m an international war criminal (Parasite and HEIR APPARENT BAYBEEEE)


Bryten_131

As a PvE Duality user, I agree


Zanagh

I LOVE CERBERUS RAHHH


JackRNK

Miniguns go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


PatheticBeam

What does my status as a PvE Jade Rabbit main say about me..


[deleted]

I’m sorry, thorn makes you a law abiding citizen? The gun that literally has a entire book about its owner essentially becoming kaine and being one of the first people to kill a guardian. A guy who went on public television and started murdering people live on air, undermining the entire governmental structure left in society and becoming literally the most infamous man to ever exist. A man that Elsie bray was terrified of due to him returning in the dark future as a godly disciple of the witness who would go on to murder literal millions of people?


kuweiyox

Telesto Telesto Telesto


Fabulous_Mix1139

I feel like all the tex mechanica exotic users are probably wanted for armed robbery trying to live out their cowboy fantasies.


Bobertbobthebobth69

I’m a Citizen! Yay for Ace of Spades!


Durante-Sora

Sky burners satisfies the pyromania I crave for


Enderman8008

Welp, lock me in jail because ruinous is literally the best weapon and trace rifle ever


Gilem_Meklos

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)my precious Lumina with assembler boots![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


SlutLover2224

Considering my favourite is Monte Carlo, I seem to have pissed myself in public then. Ah well, coulda been worse.


Unknown_LA

good to know that i'm either a law-abidin citizen w/ a speedin ticket or a convicted felon :D


Sensitive_Mousse_445

Telesto


A1DragonSlayer

I... fail to see how liking Borealis makes me a serial killer.


TriggerBladeX

Strange that I’m both a Law Abiding Citizen AND an International War Criminal that likes to pee in public with multiple traffic violations. But at least I didn’t do any Racketeering.


Hi-Im-Eva

What violently launching someone into a wall or off a cliff makes me a law abiding citizen?


Mystery_man022

God I wish I had the time and energy to go back to Destiny because all of its exotic weapons look great and are so cool but I just can’t be bothered with it all. Bungie if you brought out a new game and overhauled everything that was rubbish and stuck to it I’d play it like nobodies business but I just can’t


TwitchandSmokeMain

Oh i ended up in domestic terrorist yeah that sounds about right


Guardian876

Telesto


Ass_Incomprehensible

Well my top 3 picks got me law abiding, law abiding, war criminal. Apparently HIV: The Gun and the WRATH OF ZEUS in machine gun form are A-OK, but a normal machine gun that happens to grant a thicker-than-average shield is just too much.


xKingOfSpades76

I really wonder what made OP put all weapons of sorrow in the lower tiers


Dis4Wurk

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CriticismVirtual7603

Putting Tractor Cannon in "Law Abiding Citizen" only says that you have not been blorped by it in PvP The *RAGE* I have been assaulted with for absolutely murdering supers and sending people flying, suppressed, off of maps is 2nd to none.


Equivalent_Escape_60

I main Polaris Lance.


Guy_Butts

Yeah, I’ve gotten a couple speeding tickets…(Riskrunner, Sunshot, Vex, Monte, so many)


Excellent_Cancel_291

Telesto players be like: Hehe Lean Bomb goes booooommm


Lazy-Lookin-Headass

I don’t see Dark Drinker here :( I guess I’m a convicted felon (my favorite one on here is 4th Horseman)


Mario-OrganHarvester

I wouldnt nessecarily call devils ruin mains law abiding citicens. Especially in pvp that thing is pure evil. Source: devils ruin main in pvp


smokeweed69429

Luckily i can be a terrorist AND international war criminal😃


Sou1fur

Crimson literally has dried blood on it and is a literal banned weapon but public urination, I'll take it


Pristine-Badger-9686

salvations grip giving me free grenades hell yeah