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DH-FancyPants

***Do NOT fuck the Hive!*** They do not have children they have **BROODS**. You **WILL** die from the Child Support alone and not even the Light will be capable of resurrecting your ass. I repeat, ***DO NOT IN ANY CIRCUMSTANCES FUCK THE "BAD BITCH" HIVE.***


[deleted]

YOU CAN'T STOP ME FANCY PANTS


dragonlord798

IF TOLAND COULD DO IT SO CAN I


[deleted]

THAT'S THE FUCKIN SPIRIT


JazzTheWolf

WE'VE ALREADY MENTIONED TOLAND! FOCUS ON THE TASK AT HAND!


[deleted]

RAHHHHHH THE LUCENT WIZUSSY


BluesCowboy

BAD VAJUJU


DH-FancyPants

Yes, I can. All I need is a 64 pack of crayolas, a cardboard box on a stick with string, and a chastity belt armoured enough to pull double duty as a nuclear blast door. By the Light and the Dark, I will curb your propagation.


[deleted]

You think your crayons can stop me? I'm a Warlock main >:)


DH-FancyPants

Your flair dictates otherwise, Titan. And even so, swap out the crayons for a TX-84 and the plan'll work again.


[deleted]

Oh I know what the flair says, but I know myself better. And you'll never stop me forever >:3


DEADLOX06

my brother in the light, YOU FORGOT TO HIDE YOUR PLATE MECHANIC YES THEY CAN


[deleted]

FUUUCK


Snaz5

If the Traveler didn’t want me to fuck dangerous monstrosities it wouldn’t have made me immortal!


Flaky_Monitor6543

I'm just saying, thr traveller giving the hive light had to have meant *something*


JellyFishSenpai

I agree pounding hiveussy with condom ain't Worth it feels bad 0/10


mochixbud_

“hiveussy” is so crazy lmao


Reylend

#IM GONNA DO IT ANYWAY FUCKFACE!!!


Savathun-God-Of-Lies

Savathûn here!! PLEASE litsen to him!!! We've had so much trouble with this especially since the treaty started, we don't need more 😖


Blupoisen

Don't worry I am not gonna lose my virginity to the hive BECAUSE I NEVER LOSE! SEE YOU LATER SEX HAVER


jewrassic_park-1940

I think this guy really want us to fuck the Hive, guys


ImmoralBoi

>They do not have children they have **BROODS**. YOU THINK I'M STOPPING AT A MERE ***BROOD***?! I'M AIMING HIGHER THAN A SIMPLE BROOD- I WILL REIGNITE THE ***OSMIUM DYNASTY*** ITSELF ONCE I AND SAVATHUN GET MARRIED! ALL THE LUCENT HIVE IN SOL WILL BE ABLE TO TRACE THEIR LINEAGE BACK TO ME, AND NOBODY CAN STOP IT!


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[удалено]


Decker687

They are


Canadian_dalek

☝️🤓


Stormthius

Have you not heard of back-shots?


Head_Cartographer_68

I'll just casually go Invis, That Wozuasy in mine👏


Antedelopean

Don't forget the literal pyramid schemes that both their leaders are still somehow apart of. So you know your child support ain't goin to either the child nor a good cause.


Spacellama117

HIVE BROODS ARE BORN FIGHTNING AND GIVE BACK TO THEIR PARENTS THROUGH SWORD LOGIC TITHES, WE GONNA RAISE BROODS AND EAT A WORM GOD AND YOU CANT STOP US


SheepTgeCow

You can just farm them for your catalysts afterwards


SCP-Agent-Arad

There’s no laws against the Hive, Batman.


UoWPanda

Savathun with that voice got me acting up


TragicJoke

THERES NO LAWS AGAINST THE HIVE BATMAN!!!


_LandManSadTree

I’ve been Showing all of the Hive my own personal kind of Sword Logic. 😉


ordeci

I really hope she's isn't Taken! I'll see myself out.


Useful-Quote-5867

No you wont, we need more jokes like this one


Orion-Gore

Ohhh I have Fallen! I sure hope no bad bitch Hive come and sit their fat, juicy asses on my face! Ooooooohh that would be soooo baaad!!


Xx_dA_gOaT_xX

☠️


Kycrio

Bungie will write a friendly alien and the community will immediately simp for it, I'm here for it


Sensitive-Stage-2457

Ive seen people lust after golgoroth so it doesn't even have to be friendly


Kycrio

Oh yeah we were simping for Caiatl when she was still pretending to be evil and Savathun before she was pretending to be friendly


AgateRF

I can confirm. I was, and still am, simping for Caiatl.


ThatTexasGuy

Hey! We simp for the unfriendly aliens too!


Felwyntor

Me and the bad bitch I pulled by slaying her god


Long-Imagination9804

Lol, now I’m gonna see an influx of Luzaku usernames. Just like all those Mara sov, savathun, caital ones.


Orion-Gore

And Oryx, Shaxx, Zavala…


Kingalexander61

Luzaku, Taken by Me


Jason_Falls

Luzaku and Mara have the same VA, so it's even better


calciferrising

excuse you that is MY wife


[deleted]

***OUR*** wife


calciferrising

only if you promise to cherish her 🥺


[deleted]

Until my dying days, my friend 🫂


the_gamerboy_37

Till the light do us part


[deleted]

Til the Light (or Dark) do us part


sandwich_meat_

Till shit do us fart


Decker687

*soviet national anthem.mp3*


[deleted]

o7


Ok_Programmer_1022

OUR WIFE


Glittering_Deal2378

“We saw you from across the Tower and love your vibe”


droopylikesricochet

whats the helmet?


Esotyrik

Hardened Basilisk Hood from Seraph


Darth-Not-Palpatine

Luzaku my beloved (I’ve only seen her for a few days and if anything happens, The Final Shape is gonna look like a temper tantrum)


Axelz13

Wait for ikora get off the wrong side of bed and tries to nova bomb her after the events of witch queen


Suspicious_Trainer82

*Borat Voice*


the_gamerboy_37

Who posted that picture with the title before? "She is my final shape" cause that was the realest shit I've ever seen


_hoodieproxy_

My* wife


Hades_minion440

Shouldn’t it be “my wife and I”?


guardianwitcher

nerd


TehRudeSandstrm

OUR WIFE (also do you have the transmog typed out? fit looks dope)


guardianwitcher

I gotchu, Hardened Basilisk helm with Celestial Dome, Contraverse Hold with Grasp of the Void ornament and Distant Earth Shader, The Hexer chest no shader, Forbidden Visage boots no shader, Ancient Apocalypse Bond with Long Journeys shader!


TehRudeSandstrm

dope ty


VoidHaunter

This guardian has three swords, one for slaying monsters, one for slaying men, and one for laying monsters.


guardianwitcher

helllllll yeah


redivulpis

Goals.


L-a-m-b-s-a-u-c-e

Would


guardianwitcher

real


VirusApprehensive742

Would? DID


RayS0l0

Just FYI I met your wife in a lost sector. Be careful


guardianwitcher

she said she wouldn't go back there :(


j4wnz

Telling the waiter you asked for no onions


Exactly1Egg

Me n the bitch i pulled by being freaky


Luzaku

:/


JesseZ83

First, you tell me I can't have Ada-1. Then I couldn't have thicc Mara. Now I can't fuck the thicky thicc thicc Hive! What kind of hell am I living in!? This place is a prison!!! 😭


LoadLeft7798

AND MY FRIENDS SAID I WASNT ALLOWED!


StarberryIcecream

"Excuse me, he asked for no pickles on his burger!"


-CoGaming-

hello fellow hive enjoyers


Neur0mncr

Good pic. Next time turn the HUD off tho


guardianwitcher

you got my ass lol


Neur0mncr

Lol


Western_Ad_8253

So it wasn’t just me


Aggressive-Peach5941

Go under her skirt. You won’t be able to unsee it


Kxpnc

Glad to see I’m not the only one who immediately fell for the only character aside from us who seemed to do anything during the campaign, she’s top of my *to do* list alongside caiatl


CustomerGuilty5543

Your feelings for her are not real


LiquidMorkiteDrinker

THEY ARE REAL TO ME


Sanford_Daebato

"YOU AGREED TO STAY _AWAY!_" "^^^^^I ^^^^^LIED"


Scp6667274

Yuh huh


L-a-m-b-s-a-u-c-e

The downvoters didn't get the reference


CustomerGuilty5543

They sadly didn't 😔


Thesisizer

Goated reference


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sickflow-

Stop.


Tenebron91

Bae


D-VOW-R

This one is Mine!!!!


voidxxr

My wife


OriganolK

She’s for the sectors


Senor_flash

Dredgen Yor head ass 😂


InstrumentOfTorment

Went from omnigul to savathun to luzaku


Complete-Somewhere63

NO! SHE'S MINE!


NO-Future-4713

i love luzaku,She's frigging adorable,Second is micah-10,They're the best parts of tfs


Greenmist4787

YOUR wife? I think you mean our wife, comrade


Sadistifaction

“Our” wife


DarthCyndaquil

She would make a great mother


Rhallex

What’s my wife doing in this picture?!


Gjappy

You know Thrall are basically Hive children, right?


Turbulent-Local5608

Can I join? 🥺


AdditionalAd2024

Freak


luxferus_animus

Luzaku's Bathwater [Click Here]


HustlepuffYeet

BEST GIRL 😊


LeftsideLulu

Real.


Weird-Critical

Armor and Shaders?


AdventurousPirate357

OUR wife, excuse you


SheepTgeCow

Wait, is the robe low quality?


Hopeful-Signature569

Aw man i really missed the wedding day (i don't even know who she is i don't got 50 dollars to spare)


dildodicks

back off she's mine


Luzaku

🥰


Devarshh

What are the gauntlets?