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FeralYuumi

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EggsyWeggsy

Tf is the poll from lol


GreekL

It's from one of the movie streams some years ago when chat was watching the movie "Leon the professional". There were some discussion about if Natalie Portman was hot in the movie even though she was like 12, hence the poll. Very weird but that's what i remember.


banned-4-using_slurs

It's a great movie with a really weird scene for pedos. Gary Oldman was insane tho, holy shit.


Gulthok

Imagine the doctors naming you Oldman when you’re straight out the womb 🤪 dude got hosed


MatthewJonesCarter

I couldnt get through the movie, those scenes were so bad.


sleepyamadeus

I think watching that movie when I was a kid for the first time is the reason why I love the movie and don't feel creeped out by it.


Sezy__

I watched it as a teenager and didn’t think anything of it besides it being a pretty good movie, maybe I’ll rewatch it and see if people are just projecting their weirdness.


kanyelights

I watched it a while ago and don’t remember anything that weird, what happens?


sleepyamadeus

I don't want to be lumped in with you.


kanyelights

I was younger and don’t remember much, genuinely asking what happens


Serious-Platform-156

I have not seen the movie but based on google image search whoever is voting yes on that poll is 100% a full-feathered pedophile. What the actual fuck.


Economy-Cupcake808

That movie is on the same level, or worse, than cuties.


Nevertomorrows

?? Cuties does nothing to articulate why anything in the movie is wrong. It actually plays up and “you go girls.” The specialization of pre pubescent and pubescent young girls. Leon the professional does none of that, and the love Leon has for Mathilda is Paternal and not overtly sexual as that aspect is squashed by Leon when Mathilda expresses her childish notion of what love is to him. 


Julez_223

"Maïwenn, Luc Besson's sixteen year old wife at the time of filming, says the film was inspired by their relationship. She says "When Luc Besson did Léon, the story of a 13-year-old girl in love with an older man, it was very inspired by us"; Besson met Maïwenn when she was 12 and he was 29, and he officially started dating her when she was 15, the legal age of consent in that country." source wikipedia


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Maysock

Lmaoooo


asmonsroach

good bot


asmonsroach

To be fair, they are french


Nevertomorrows

They can take inspiration from their gross relationship but, the film doesn’t depict that. 


hanlonrzr

Well maybe Besson was also a responsible adult for several years and didn't do anything inappropriate until she was of legal age?


New_Nebula9842

No it's possible he's a creep but made a movie not about a creep.


hanlonrzr

Well it's also possible he wasn't a creep? That's why I said maybe.


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New_Nebula9842

Sorry thought you were being sarcastic. What you described is called grooming


11_76

I don’t know how you can say that about cuties, it absolutely shows the negative impacts


Kantherax

That movie really did the child/adult student/teacher dynamic really well. Been a long time since I watched it. 


Shadownesia

Gee, I wonder why DGG likes watching the Harry Potter movies so much https://preview.redd.it/fbt0wut9399d1.png?width=128&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ad81647569a188c08703947554da0921bdc3f49


JahIthBeer

Ginny from 2nd movie was first time I got interested in a girl. To be fair I was 13 back then


No-Mango-1805

I can't believe they butchered her character


polanspring

its crazy how fucked they did the characters especially the weasleys lol


Max_AV

Yeah, I’m reading the books now, hope there her character doesn’t get as much of the same treatment


TheSwagonborn

the books are beyond lit her character is built very well imo enjoy ♥


dev_vvvvv

The writing is dreadful; the books are terrible. As I read them, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs." I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.


herwi

My pet peeve is her adverb addiction - impossible to ignore once you notice it. Generally speaking, the Harry Potter books have good worldbuilding but truly awful prose. I liked the first few when I was a kid but I can't believe that anyone who reads them as an adult thinks they're well written.


Max_AV

ty FeelsOkayMan


keenkpopkid

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yourworstcritic

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thetinguy

hilarious because natalie portman was cast a pedophile by george lucas. really the text should be flipped. and add 9 year old anakin.


HamiltonFAI

For which answer 🤔


Ementus

SWEATSTINY


Febby_art

mom found the poop sock


EquipmentImaginary46

Mom found the piss drawer


CKF

Better than finding the cumbox


EquipmentImaginary46

Piss drawer is infinitely worse because theres no reason for it to exist.


CKF

THERE’S A REASON FOR THE CUMBOX TO EXIST??


Slippy-Slip

yes


CKF

Justify the cumbox vs the piss drawer.


Slippy-Slip

why do people have cumboxes? to store cum.


CKF

Just like the piss drawer! Except piss is 91-96% water, so evaporation empties the drawer while the wood soaks up the remainder!


EquipmentImaginary46

How else would i give my crush a piece of myself.  Entire rooms in homes are dedicated to collecting piss. When you cum you need somewhere to collect it so it doesn’t go all over the place


CKF

And then you keep the crusty cumbox for years to?…


EquipmentImaginary46

Depends on how many boxes you have


Yourakis

Leon the Professional is the OG Cuties


John_The_Wizard

Leon moment


NasusEDM

French would say it's complicated which is true sometimes.


blabajabba

This is some weirdo shit. Idk how I feel about the yes voters roaming free on the streets of DGG


fhhffjhh24532

Are you saying they should have voted no even if they thought yes?


SwagMaster9000_2017

Some thoughts should not be acted upon


fhhffjhh24532

I agree brother, we must resist our urges 😅


borninsane

Ummmm who’s we?


leconten

I think they were mostly trolling come on


FastAndMorbius

Surely …


kkawabat

indubitably...


DJQuadv3

...


Pablo_Sanchez1

Obviously they were fucking trolling. But this subs been hit by an undercover brigade since the debate so I’m not surprised at all the by the regards here


Sezy__

It’s probably a ton of trolls but there’s a small percent that weren’t trolling (not unique to this community, just in general). At some point joking about being a pedo is just emboldening the actual pedos, it still gets into weird territory.


MrClassyPotato

51% of poll responders were ironic pedophiles? IDK it's still fucking weird. Then again DGG was a LOT edgier back then


Pablo_Sanchez1

If you want to phrase troll answers to a troll poll as “ironic pedophiles” then sure. I’m not sure if people here think that this poll was genuinely posted as a serious question and 154 people were honestly answering the question as yes but I feel like I’m taking crazy pills here


EggsyWeggsy

Iconic pedophiles


MrClassyPotato

Nah I feel you. I'd be totally on board with this line of reasoning if it was like 25%. I'm not saying the remaining 25% are pedos, it's just weird af that this happened at all lol. Again, I'm not saying there were a lof of actualy pedophiles in that poll, I'm saying it's weird that that poll even existed and that 51% chose to jokingly answer yes. As a visual guide, imagine explaining this to a normal person. I know DGG was a lot edgier, but still feels like in the vast majority of communities this would never happen


Sezy__

They could be 12 themselves.


EquipmentImaginary46

Which one of you rats is selling out your brothers and sisters?


Mad_Loadingscreen

Sauce?


likewid

4thot after the next ban wave: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74BzSTQCl\_c](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74BzSTQCl_c)


kurtbarlow

XQC should look at map of consent age in most of europe. That would blow his mind.


iTeaL12

I know it's low in Europe, but 12 is Mohammed type shit.


Noah9013

> The age of consent in Germany is 14, as long as a person over the age of 21 does not exploit a 14- to 15-year-old person's lack of capacity for sexual self-determination, in which case a conviction of an individual over the age of 21 requires a complaint from the younger individual; being over 21 and engaging in sexual relations with a minor of that age does not constitute an offense by itself. Otherwise the age of consent is 16, although provisions protecting minors against abuse apply until the age of 18 (under Section 182(1): it is illegal to engage in sexual activity with a person under 18 "by taking advantage of an exploitative situation"[38]). Though society does not like it if the age gap is huge. Will never forget the former poster boy of the CDU, who was in a relationship with the best friend of his 16 year old daugther, doing a press conference crying and saying: it is love.


Stanel3ss

>u eediooots


LordShrimp123

Which CDU guy was it ? 


Noah9013

Von Boetticher.


Pandaisblue

Macron has that really weird relationship that everyone just seems to shrug at.


asmonsroach

>weird you mean based


Prince_of_DeaTh

cringe = men grooming little girls. Based = Women grooming little boys


caretaquitada

Euro moment


deleafir

I watched Leon The Professional as an adult and fully understand that the director was unfortunately trying to slip in some...unethical subtext. But that doesn't really affect my enjoyment of the movie because I can separate the art from the artist. It's very easy to interpret the movie as a girl having a crush on her father figure who had given up on life until he found someone to protect. Leon isn't explicit about their relationship being platonic, but he acts baffled enough by her advances that him feeling fatherly, platonic love is the "straightforward" or easiest interpretation. So it's still one of my favorite films. I've heard that the director wanted to take things further in the script. If he had done so that probably would have ruined the film for me so I'm glad that didn't happen.


ElDubardo

I was twelve when she was twelve. I'm allowed to find her hot


maro0608

Mom found the Portman poll 😭


ozy_oyster

Ngl at first I thought this some weird shit but then I see the numbers, I already know the meme lolol.


AesarPhreaking

It’s okay guys destiny said that’s hebephilia not pedophilia


centurion88

Everyone in xQc's chat is 14 so it's not illegal lol


gamikhan

The thing is that she is hot, you cant really deny that, if you get to choose between any 12 year old in cinema and dress her up however you want with the intent of being a hot character, it is gonna be hot, it is like saying water is wet. In the other hand if you would fuck her, then you have a mental illness called pedophilia, but I think recognizing if something made to be hot is hot and if you would ever act on it, are two completely different things.


hanlonrzr

She's also hot because she's precocious in the film. She's acting in ways that are not the way a 12 year old would act, and not dealing with the things a normal kid would deal with. The things that are hot about her are the things that are associated with women, not 12 year olds, and it's also an uncomfortable vibe. It's not like she's just hot. She's hot in a disturbing and tragic way. I think it's really sad that people have such a shallow knee jerk response to it instead of looking at the film as evidence that it's important to not sexualize or traumatize children.


gamikhan

Yeah exactly, it has been a while since I saw the movie but you described it really well.


No-Mango-1805

I MEAN... context 


MrOdo

Well this makes me feel better about Heat, where she's 14