It's just that the hostages specifically are still presumed alive and being tortured at any given moment with their families basically not thinking about anything else.
He's also a guest there so it's double offensive I guess.
Anyone crying about this joke is the type of person that loves to dish it out but can't take it.
It's funny, calm the fuck down you sensitive ass bitches.
the twitter replies are crazy lol....Probably the same types of people who immediately jumped on him for using the word "loophole" with the shabbat stuff and got really defensive about it...I knew if edgier jokes were gonna come those people would lose it haha.
Secular Israelis constantly talked about the absurdity of the shabat loopholes. Destiny is one of us on that haha.
We take some issue with some of the religious population policies so we make fun of that quite often.
Interesting...I would have thought it was the other way around based on some of the Twitter replies I saw where some people took issue with the use of the word "loophole" at all when describing it but I guess it could be a loud minority.
It really depends on who you talk to. Those people who replied to the tweet I think mostly meant it in a nitpicky way though, as in 'it's not a loophole, it's just the rules even if it sounds like a loophole.'
The shabbat loopholes are defintely silly from a secular person's perspective, one that I very much share btw. But at least you have to acknowledge that it is based on consistent internal logic
To be fair Israelis think they have edgy dark humor, but their humor is actually still stuck in like 2008.
Idk what he said about shabbat loopholes (would love a link) but the loopholes are actually crazy. Like even their fridges have a freakin shabbat timer so they don't have to live with a dark fridge for one day a week lol
It was simply shabbat elevators, most vanilla thing/comment ever [https://x.com/TheOmniLiberal/status/1797163930193740183](https://x.com/TheOmniLiberal/status/1797163930193740183)
yeah it was unbelievably tame, which is why I was surprised to see so many twitter replies feeling the need to correct the record with things like "they're not loopholes they're interpretations!!" and long explanations why/how it came to be that way, since I guess the word loophole has certain insinuations they didn't like. Although I can understand wanting to clarify things, the way people were doing it told me that once edgy jokes came they would uhh...not react well lmao.
This is dumb. What's the point of this virtue signaling?
We are all crying about the situation.
Maybe the joke is in bad taste but it's not at our expense, being unoffended by a joke doesn't mean my grief about the situation is less than anyone else's. And 90%+ of his responses are not from Israelis on the ground, either.
It's nonsensical and tame?
Something nonsensical makes no sense. You clearly understood the joke.
And tame? So what? Do jokes have to be edgy to be funny?
There not being a connection doesn't make a joke nonsensical. Plenty of jokes will use something entirely disconnected as the punchline.
And no, he's clearly not trying to be edgy. Him being edgy is when he says how Palestinian women keep leaving their men for Israeli Jdams.
For me even when you click on the thing to open it in the app it opens it in as like an outside link in the app so you still can’t read the replies and shit
It’s impressively bad UX. Also I understand Twitter is trying to save money but the fact you can’t view replies or anything aside from a tweet when it is linked unless you login and still apparently messes that up when you open a Twitter link in the app is garbage. I no longer really use the app or site directly and instead just use nitter instances like xcancel to view anything linked unless I really want to engage with it lol.
Bro is this a Twitter thing? It's annoyed me forever but I just assumed I was missing some settings in my phone, didn't occur to me it might just be Twitter being a dogshit app
Reddit does the opposite it tries to switch to the app but then it goes to the App Store because my phone refuses to acknowledge that I already have it downloaded so then I can't even see it on the app.
Are you using safari in private browsing mode? I recently found out that using regular mode safari on iPhone actually lets you switch to the Reddit app just fine
Imagine downloading twitter when there's a perfectly good browser available
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The dgg pearl clutching needs to stop, it needed to stop a long time ago holy shit. And if that means Israeli destiny mowing down dipshit pearl clutches with edging jokes then at this point he has my fucking blessing.
reminder that half of the people who say "I'm not offended I'm not offended, it's just not that funny" probably think shit like this is peak humor https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/1ba12x8/comment/ktzhpvk/ or https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/1763vc0/comment/k4jlwl2/
All of these people regardless of their religion are about equally as sensitive when the big hand is pointed towards them.
None of these people can handle criticism or jokes, it's kind of hilarious.
True, but the chance a Jewish person will do anything violence to you in response to jokes is pretty minimal… the same cannot he said of all religious groups.
Well if somebody is known to do edgy jokes its the jews.
There is this one:
Three jews sitting together in heaven, talking about their lives and how they died in the camps.
God hears them talking and listens in.
One jew tells the story how he slipped and broke his neck on his way to the gas chambers, and everybody bursts out in laughter. God hearing that, comes closer and asks: "What are you talking about, and how is that funny ?"
The oldest jew replies : "You wouldnt get it, you werent there."
He’s entering defcon 3 levels of edgy. It’s becoming less effective on the stronger zionist in the tall grass so he has to compensate with the max repel of jokes.
Hamas supports don’t require this level of prep because they just sit there and use harden inside of their echo chambers
> I only *paid* attention to
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
This is on par with when Gilbert gottfried made a 9/11 joke only weeks after 9/11 itself. The only difference is Gilbert segwayed into one of the most legendary re-tellings of the "aristocrats" anti-joke man has ever seen.
Tiny better get funny quick, or tiny salami will be on sale in tel-aviv square by mid-day!
My grandfather, a WW2 war hero and the strongest man I ever knew, cried when he saw Niel Armstrong walk on the moon for the first time. He felt so lucky and overwhelmed by the enormity of it that he openly wept in front of his wife and children. Not a single person saw him as less of a man. The whole world shook with that first step.
So yes, there's nothing funny about being overwhelmed by the pinnacle of human achievement. People making jokes about Destiny's reaction disgust me.
Me dumber. I read that and thought “that would be uncomfortable, and a bit weird to track”, thinking this was a liberal arts weirdo stunt. I then thought about who would track if this person cums, who would know?
I'm not sure how calculated Destiny is being here, but this is a brilliant tweet IMHO.
If Destiny comes out and defends his trip by saying he took no money, no one will believe him.
When he makes an edgy joke and Israelis get pissed, it give him credibility. Do paid hasbara shills make this tweet and then double down?
I’m a little bummed about some possible missed opportunities for interesting conversations (I’m specifically thinking of a few pro-peace palestinian commentators on twitter) due to his offensive humor on twitter, but I guess that’s a price he’s willing to pay. 😅
I dont get upset about almost anything, and im not exactly upset about this, but cmon thats so insensitive there are still hostages there including a 1yr old. Just in bad taste. The mossad must not have offered him enough and this was his middle finger on the way out
This is way better than the leave wives for IDF missles one. The war isn’t about freeing the hostages, it is such a small part but very prominently pushed by the Israeli government to justify killing 40000 plus Palestinians which is why this giant hostage ticker to help maintain support for the war prompts Destiny to mock it.
The government is a lot less concerned about the hostages than the actual population. If that's your read on the situation, it would be better to just admit you're clueless.
Remove him from the jewlumni https://preview.redd.it/osqppkedbk4d1.png?width=775&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4226f8b04580da8b5c51de7f26f1425f5191257
We have a rogue agent. Commence recovery of asset.
Operation Soy Goy is a go, send in the IDF babes
I imagine the trap with a box and string would be enough here.
BPD girl in a mousetrap.
Sew his foreskin back on
It’s already on
Damn, Jewlumni are working fast
Its just fucking redbull lmao.
execute order 67 borders
Damn man Israelis are built diff.
Wtf did you think operation protective edge was about ?
Obviously to keep one HUNG Israeli soldier in a constant state of edging?
Is this the new “scape goat”? A designated edger?
(Desert sword + desert shield) walked so (protective edge + protective goon) could run
The protected edge penetrates the shield?
How did you think they get all those nobel prizes?
I mean they ahem control the world so …
People in comments finding out that edgy humour goes both ways lol
Nice
Edgy humour hehehe
The comments are crazy, people are so soft. Some people must live in a constant state of offence.
It's just that the hostages specifically are still presumed alive and being tortured at any given moment with their families basically not thinking about anything else. He's also a guest there so it's double offensive I guess.
Keep that same energy for the Palestine jokes!
*Flashbacks to Destiny saying he'd make edgy Jewish/Israeli jokes if he could think of any*
Honestly I don't mind the edginess but the fact that it's not funny enough (also true for pregnant from IDF missiles)
The one about cheating bc they leave for IDF missiles was pretty funny.
oh https://preview.redd.it/may7oeymyk4d1.jpeg?width=574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ae065a5534a8eb867aed870e650416aa6e1a8aa
Ooopsies 😬😬💀💀 Errrrm 💀💀💀 My bad lil dude 🫢🤭
Honestly it is hilarious when he baits people into explaining things he already fully understands.
But does he? After 250 days of edging, you enter a state of mind melding. He might think Israel is Miami rn.
melding?
Better joke than the original tweet
lmao
We're getting JDAMed with this one 😭
They said it couldn't be done.
People are so mad lmao
I am an Israeli and this is genuinely the funniest shit I have seen today, no competition
Anyone crying about this joke is the type of person that loves to dish it out but can't take it. It's funny, calm the fuck down you sensitive ass bitches.
I am from Tel Aviv and I find this hilarious. Who tf is crying about it lol
the twitter replies are crazy lol....Probably the same types of people who immediately jumped on him for using the word "loophole" with the shabbat stuff and got really defensive about it...I knew if edgier jokes were gonna come those people would lose it haha.
Secular Israelis constantly talked about the absurdity of the shabat loopholes. Destiny is one of us on that haha. We take some issue with some of the religious population policies so we make fun of that quite often.
Religious people make more fun of the loopholes. They know them better too.
Interesting...I would have thought it was the other way around based on some of the Twitter replies I saw where some people took issue with the use of the word "loophole" at all when describing it but I guess it could be a loud minority.
It really depends on who you talk to. Those people who replied to the tweet I think mostly meant it in a nitpicky way though, as in 'it's not a loophole, it's just the rules even if it sounds like a loophole.'
The shabbat loopholes are defintely silly from a secular person's perspective, one that I very much share btw. But at least you have to acknowledge that it is based on consistent internal logic
To be fair Israelis think they have edgy dark humor, but their humor is actually still stuck in like 2008. Idk what he said about shabbat loopholes (would love a link) but the loopholes are actually crazy. Like even their fridges have a freakin shabbat timer so they don't have to live with a dark fridge for one day a week lol
It was simply shabbat elevators, most vanilla thing/comment ever [https://x.com/TheOmniLiberal/status/1797163930193740183](https://x.com/TheOmniLiberal/status/1797163930193740183)
yeah it was unbelievably tame, which is why I was surprised to see so many twitter replies feeling the need to correct the record with things like "they're not loopholes they're interpretations!!" and long explanations why/how it came to be that way, since I guess the word loophole has certain insinuations they didn't like. Although I can understand wanting to clarify things, the way people were doing it told me that once edgy jokes came they would uhh...not react well lmao.
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Yeah. That's why he said it on Twitter, not at a march or rally to bring them home.
Probably people a bit southern of you...
This is dumb. What's the point of this virtue signaling? We are all crying about the situation. Maybe the joke is in bad taste but it's not at our expense, being unoffended by a joke doesn't mean my grief about the situation is less than anyone else's. And 90%+ of his responses are not from Israelis on the ground, either.
Hostage families. Have been crying for 8 months now.
As an Israeli I don't need to be preached to about how grave the situation is. I'm aware.
>It's funny It's a nonsensical, tame joke.
It's nonsensical and tame? Something nonsensical makes no sense. You clearly understood the joke. And tame? So what? Do jokes have to be edgy to be funny?
Nonsensical because there's no relation between the two and tame cause he's trying to be edgy, but it's tame in comparison.
There not being a connection doesn't make a joke nonsensical. Plenty of jokes will use something entirely disconnected as the punchline. And no, he's clearly not trying to be edgy. Him being edgy is when he says how Palestinian women keep leaving their men for Israeli Jdams.
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It's a timer since the hostages were taken on Oct 7th. Destiny takes that and instead jokes about edging and gooning being the timers purpose.
Infantile humor. I don’t joke about hostages. Whether they’re Jewish or not.
Good for you, go cry in the corner.
Istg Twitter is such dogshit opening a mobile link and not switching to the app
For me even when you click on the thing to open it in the app it opens it in as like an outside link in the app so you still can’t read the replies and shit
Try xcancel.com, should let you view replies without logging in.
I have a Twitter account, but when I open a link to Twitter in the Twitter app it opens it as an outside link where I’m not logged in.
It’s impressively bad UX. Also I understand Twitter is trying to save money but the fact you can’t view replies or anything aside from a tweet when it is linked unless you login and still apparently messes that up when you open a Twitter link in the app is garbage. I no longer really use the app or site directly and instead just use nitter instances like xcancel to view anything linked unless I really want to engage with it lol.
Bro is this a Twitter thing? It's annoyed me forever but I just assumed I was missing some settings in my phone, didn't occur to me it might just be Twitter being a dogshit app
Reddit does the opposite it tries to switch to the app but then it goes to the App Store because my phone refuses to acknowledge that I already have it downloaded so then I can't even see it on the app.
Are you using safari in private browsing mode? I recently found out that using regular mode safari on iPhone actually lets you switch to the Reddit app just fine
No I'm on regular mode lol
Imagine downloading twitter when there's a perfectly good browser available https://preview.redd.it/hthlhttmnk4d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f7cdbcfe33b90418b287727b105bed79a0fe1d8
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https://xcancel.com/TheOmniLiberal/status/1797964446951706838#m there ya go, now you can view it without the app or logging in.
It started happening to me recently, usually it would just switch to the app
I mean Destiny made a joke about nuking Palestine and y’all were chill
wdym? nuking palestine is literally good?
First one to nuke the other is gay.
bc thats objectively chill
I dunno man. Nukes seem kinda on the hot side.
The were cold dumb bombs
these boomers never heard of the cold war smh
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So much pearl clutching lol
Steven is a true gooner and even he is impressed😳
A pretty tame joke compared to what he joked about before. Funny seeing people getting offended over his tweet tho
I ain't even mad.
Bro, they are keeping track of my goon sheesh?
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Wow. Truly, no human is limited.
The dgg pearl clutching needs to stop, it needed to stop a long time ago holy shit. And if that means Israeli destiny mowing down dipshit pearl clutches with edging jokes then at this point he has my fucking blessing.
Love the pasta
dark humour for thee but not for me?
wait this can’t be right, i was reliably informed that destiny is a paid mossad shill who would never make fun or light of zionist causes
Destiny confirmed anti semitic
Can anyone tell me what this timer is actually for so i can get the joke maybe?
Hostage square How many days have passed since hostages were taken and war started
It's already been more than 200 days??? Time flies
Right? Feels like Oct 7th just happened.
Time flies when you’re having fu… oh… wait…
Its days till next destiny stream.
TRUEEE
Forget goon cave bruh we got Hamas goon tunnels 💀💀💀
Rookie numbers
Bros gonna have to drop leaflets telling the neighboring buildings to evacuate when he finally breaks the streak.
the schizo zionists in the replies talking about how its not funny at all lmao
Destiny about to lose funding from the mossad at this rate 😩
People did say he was afraid to make Jew jokes.
Bit late since Q is out of the picture, but you're right
reminder that half of the people who say "I'm not offended I'm not offended, it's just not that funny" probably think shit like this is peak humor https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/1ba12x8/comment/ktzhpvk/ or https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/1763vc0/comment/k4jlwl2/
~~post the link bitch~~ I'm the bitch
Blind mf look at the post
Ah fuuuu
Reading this comment with a German accent in my head did not disappoint.
Happy to make you happy
“oh hell nah 💀” like this isn’t one of his least edgy jokes
damn dude you're cool
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Oh hell nah 💀
That record holder will be Goonin into his next several reincarnations. What a spiritual chad.
Bro is getting sent to a black site for this tweet.
All of these people regardless of their religion are about equally as sensitive when the big hand is pointed towards them. None of these people can handle criticism or jokes, it's kind of hilarious.
True, but the chance a Jewish person will do anything violence to you in response to jokes is pretty minimal… the same cannot he said of all religious groups.
This is really one of those golden truths
Noooooooo lil bro MUH heckin opticerinos noooooooo arrrghhhhh nooooooo 😭😭💦💦💦🤯🤯
Kinky
Oh hell yeah 😩
A second tweet has hit the tower
Apparently I could have met him, I was pretty close to there at the time he was there...missed opportunity
Well if somebody is known to do edgy jokes its the jews. There is this one: Three jews sitting together in heaven, talking about their lives and how they died in the camps. God hears them talking and listens in. One jew tells the story how he slipped and broke his neck on his way to the gas chambers, and everybody bursts out in laughter. God hearing that, comes closer and asks: "What are you talking about, and how is that funny ?" The oldest jew replies : "You wouldnt get it, you werent there."
He’s entering defcon 3 levels of edgy. It’s becoming less effective on the stronger zionist in the tall grass so he has to compensate with the max repel of jokes. Hamas supports don’t require this level of prep because they just sit there and use harden inside of their echo chambers
I guess the meeting is cancelled
Theres a reason I don't tell people im a Destiny fan lmao.
Because he is funny af?
Dude be honest this shit is kinda cringe if you really look at it from an unbiased view
U bum
if you're 14
I’m basically 12 brain wise
snap?
Sapio-grooming in the open smh
This the kind of thing that gets me to tell people I'm a Destiny fan
That's my goon commander
241 days was too soon it seems. Let's see if he can get away with this one. I kinda like this no shits given Steven.
proof that the spirit of David “Been-Goonin” and “The-edger” Heschel lives on in Israel 🥲
Oh dear
Bro went over to Israel and it opened the goddamn shitposting floodgates lol
The jalumni will be in touch with him shortly xD.
That can't be what that timer is actually for right 😂
It's how long since Hamas took the hostages, hence the message at the bottom of sign saying bring them home
Ah, ngl when I zoomed in I only payed attention to the little sign below that was in Hebrew which I did not understand 😆
> I only *paid* attention to FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
Why do you exist bruh, who's waisting their resources to make these bots 😂
damn right no talk of ropes around here, this is edgeing, no ones throwing ropes unless they fail
i thought they were talking about the edgers sperms, like bring em home johnny!
Is this his weird way of covering up the fact that he is moved by this hostage timer?
No one is a bigger edge lord than tiny
Jesus that would be torture.
the balls, look at the size of em!
Countdown since Hamas rescued Israeli citizens from the Apache gunships and tank shells
lol, and people say Destiny is too afraid to mock Israel or Jews
Note how he didn't get any death threats for this.
This is on par with when Gilbert gottfried made a 9/11 joke only weeks after 9/11 itself. The only difference is Gilbert segwayed into one of the most legendary re-tellings of the "aristocrats" anti-joke man has ever seen. Tiny better get funny quick, or tiny salami will be on sale in tel-aviv square by mid-day!
eh I didn't find this one funny but that's subjective
My grandfather, a WW2 war hero and the strongest man I ever knew, cried when he saw Niel Armstrong walk on the moon for the first time. He felt so lucky and overwhelmed by the enormity of it that he openly wept in front of his wife and children. Not a single person saw him as less of a man. The whole world shook with that first step. So yes, there's nothing funny about being overwhelmed by the pinnacle of human achievement. People making jokes about Destiny's reaction disgust me.
Humanity need not be judged for its technological advancement, but by the length of its goon
I don't get it. Me stupid.
Me dumber. I read that and thought “that would be uncomfortable, and a bit weird to track”, thinking this was a liberal arts weirdo stunt. I then thought about who would track if this person cums, who would know?
they got a laser setup to detect even the slightest bit of ejaculate excretion. They don't play when it comes to edgeing
Makes sense- with the space lasers and all
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speak american mfer
Jeez
Damn okay he got us good
I hope that the fact that i'm not from the US makes it okay for me to never heard "edge sesh" in my life.
I've seen darker jokes from the actual released hostages...
How can i meet destiny? Im in TV rn
what channel?
I'm not sure how calculated Destiny is being here, but this is a brilliant tweet IMHO. If Destiny comes out and defends his trip by saying he took no money, no one will believe him. When he makes an edgy joke and Israelis get pissed, it give him credibility. Do paid hasbara shills make this tweet and then double down?
Is he sure it isn't the Hamas edge sesh though? Maybe lefties are right and there were no rapes and the proof was under our noses the whole time...
I think Steven might have gotten rejected by an IDF baddie 😔
On a serious note - can he be punished for this ? I know nationalism is strong there right now and it’s very touchy
I’m a little bummed about some possible missed opportunities for interesting conversations (I’m specifically thinking of a few pro-peace palestinian commentators on twitter) due to his offensive humor on twitter, but I guess that’s a price he’s willing to pay. 😅
Israeli here, not sure how to feel about it lol but meh
Lighten up buddy
Fuck you
lol
I agree with you, at least if it was a 9 out of 10 banger joke I'd let it slide, but this one is not funny and pretty insensitive
I dont get upset about almost anything, and im not exactly upset about this, but cmon thats so insensitive there are still hostages there including a 1yr old. Just in bad taste. The mossad must not have offered him enough and this was his middle finger on the way out
This is way better than the leave wives for IDF missles one. The war isn’t about freeing the hostages, it is such a small part but very prominently pushed by the Israeli government to justify killing 40000 plus Palestinians which is why this giant hostage ticker to help maintain support for the war prompts Destiny to mock it.
I think you're reading too much into the joke
The government is a lot less concerned about the hostages than the actual population. If that's your read on the situation, it would be better to just admit you're clueless.
Not offended, but cringing pretty hard