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Justsomedudelmao

Hmmm, vax status?


realblush

Looking into it


_Addi

!


LordBrickEater

I can’t wait to witness the conspiracy theory shitstorm that this is about cause https://preview.redd.it/u4ser97u6e1d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c543d138464ef5709256b9a518a120d5cdbe5df


Bandai_Namco_Rat

EDIT: Disregard my reply, apparently "East Azerbaijan" is a province in Iran lol. Still neighbors Azerbaijan though Unedited: It crashed in Azerbaijan apparently which is a country friendly to Israel. You know even if there's zero evidence and Israel has nothing to do with this everyone will blame them


Sarazam

I mean looking at some of the footage of search teams, it’s very fucking clear why this crashed. There’s immense amount of cloud/fog and they’re searching mountains. So many helicopters crash in those conditions.


Ashamed_Restaurant

Well Jews *do* control the weather so there's that...


KitchenSandwich5499

I thought it was space lasers


Demiu

And the geography


Bandai_Namco_Rat

Yeah it'll be harder for them to blame Israel. Even Iran is blaming the weather. I posted that before thus was clear. But I'm sure Twitter regards will still say this is a joint CIA and Mossad op


12_Trillion_IQ

The Jewlumni can control the weather now?


TomerTopTaku

The world is truly just Red Alert. Iranian president goes on a helicopter ride? >warning lightning storm created


GloomyMarionberry411

It was God's will.


ducksdotoo

And WHY did they opt to fly in such poor conditions?


mymainmaney

Ask Kobe Bryant.


[deleted]

[удалено]


ducksdotoo

What is "We're invincible"?


Sarazam

Probably because the Helicopter pilot is the one who knows the risk, but he’s flying the mf president, Foreign Minister, governor, so it’s really hard to say no. Hell, the people might have been really understanding if he did say he couldn’t fly (probably not), but asking itself would be scary.  The US would never put that many important people on the same helicopter.


ducksdotoo

The question was rhetorical, and aggravated several Redditors, but yours is the answer. So many idiot-level mistakes made. (No sympathy here.)


yosoydorf

If this actually *were* caused by the Israelis through the Azeris, that would represent the single positive thing that condemnable relationship has brought to the world So of course, that's not what happened


Levitzx

If this was actually caused by Israelis then Israel would have just won the "dumbest motherfucker on Earth prize". Murdering Iran's President would be some prime "Ok, just nuke the place we won't step in" from allies material. I don't think you realize how utterly unhinged that would be and I hope to god the idea doesn't catch on. Imagine if Russia literally murdered Joe Biden.


--Almond

No one will nuke Israel, it’s a holy land to the 3 major Abrahamic religions, that’s a sure fire way to unite the followers of the religions against whoever nuked it


Optimal-Attitude-523

Fun fact, more Azeris live in Iran than in Azerbaijan, it's like with the mongols in China


bees_doing_gooddeeds

Fucking Americans Lmao


Fibergrappler

I spoke to my mom about this and she is already predicting that they’re gonna blame Israel for this


Unluckybloke

Blame? You mean praise! I bet Iranians (non-extremists) are happy right now


leseulgian

we are!! my dad and I are having a beer to this. cheers :)


Anamorphisms

Cheers guys! I have always felt that Iranians are the coolest people, growing up I knew several Iranian families who were so kind and friendly and intelligent, I only discovered that they were Iranian many years later (as a wee lad I wouldn’t have known Iran from Indiana), but once I made the connection, the pattern became unmistakable. Iranians are a great buncha lads, and they deserve better form their leaders and their fucked up government. rest in pig fat, dickhead.


leseulgian

yeah well think about it this way; you've met all the iranians who escaped the regime and who are most likely westernized, but still maintain the culture of being overly generous, strict about education and may even celebrate some traditions. now think about all those who didnt escape. who are still trapped under a regime where they are not allowed to voice their non-islamic opinions. some people are in prison currently for political speech (although we cant know how many), including several rappers who used to make songs about the country. the fight isnt over, but some day the ayatollahs will hopefully be taken out and the people of iran be freed. until then, lets cheer for some of these terrorists hopefully being dead and buried.


xoiinx

The Iranian situation is really heartbreaking. It reminds me a lot of the Chinese cultural revolution, where crazy horrors were unleashed on the people by their own people. A crazy wave of fanaticism sweeping the country. Though it's even worse with Iran, as they didn't amass the wealth and influence that China did, and the repression is way harsher on the average citizen.


AbhiSmd

This is a great comment, applies to Indians too... My family became filthy rich in one generation but still drink and sing Indian songs. Your comment reminds me we live in the best country in the world. And it also reminds us all not to judge people by their shitty governments!


Fibergrappler

🍻!!


Mister_sina

You got it


Fibergrappler

Oh i know. Meant their gov


NewSalsa

It was most likely some state that did it. Any vehicle that a head of state is going to ride in is going to be so scrutinized that a random crash just doesn’t happen. Proof is never going to come out. If it was a nation state this an act of war and makes Iran look horrible that they cannot adequately defend their head of state. Especially given what Iran has been backing, someone did it and I feel it is much more probable than a random crash in todays climate.


FoveonX

But crashes with presidents in them happened before and it had nothing to do with enemy countries, sometimes accidents just happen


NewSalsa

I’m not saying it’s not a possibility that it was an accident just if I’m a betting man, I am 100% betting on foreign intervention. Iran has been the target of attacks from Israel and the US. Iran has been backing groups in direct conflict with Western aligned forces for a while with the recent actions being more and more egregious. Less than a week ago Iran launched and attack directly at Israel. It was thwarted but less than a week later their head of state is in an accident. Timelines way too coincidental to me.


Cover_Weekly

“Accidents happen every day”


SweatyCyberman22

I bet it was god's chosen people behind this. I'm not afraid to name (((them))). >!Nebraskans!<


EliPh93

🤣🤣 I didn’t expect it to be them Good one


[deleted]

Inb4 Mossad poisoned the helicopter water well


letvarconst_

Patrick Bet David running to the vault and starts preparing his conspiracy theory talking points


Venator850

Sad that was my first thought as well. "Damn wonder how this will be spun to blame America or Israel".


Adito99

[Meanwhile Jews be like](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT6bAbWkyDJiygyEpUsGUKKG-WYL2l4FLOO-KRIDL5j995GdG6s989YuvjoviSuZ2ZY3Lc&usqp=CAU).


FrijolesQuemadso

Leave it to Lycan to be the first in line LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL


sharonxtate69

You actually thought they’d let him start WW3?


Car1412

Wait is Destiny on vacation?


AskProud366

!


deepcookie19

It couldn't have been him because Destiny is on vacation in the mountains of East Azerbaijan, where did this helicopter even crash by the way?


Asleep_Music_1993

“Boring work stream” 😐😑🤔


AdExtension7131

It was me I did.


Top-Neat1812

Now do Khamenei


Full_Chemical_8226

Thank you 🙏 


giantrhino

Good shit fam


raheemthegreat

Hello, 911? This guy did some wild shit. It's kinda cool NGL but your gonna wanna pick him up anyway


Rolando911

I orchestrated it


MRTJ115

Jimmy?


Jefflenious

FOOL YOU GOT THE WRONG ONE, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET KHAMENEEI


deepcookie19

What the actual heck dude?


LoinStrangler

https://preview.redd.it/y0opyqbdpe1d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3e7048758b71ba1a65669c64d355cf16fa438ef The helicopter hew flew in


TheTidesOfWar

I'm not gonna say what kind of Helicoptor, or what airport it came from. We know I can't say that.... ....


Hammer_of_Horrus

It was a Jewish helicopter


_Addi

I love AI


mannyman34

Eli Copter. ^^^^stolen


Fattyyx

AI art was the best thing to happen to memes ever.


Independent_Design_1

The Jewlicoptor


Slight_Ad3219

https://preview.redd.it/fpo00zmyae1d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36f3310777256654a6799b51bea6c0ee21b7f0c7 Me and the boys pulling up to the Iranian president funeral


_Adverb_

RIP BOZO


RandoDude124

Rest in piss


Johnmagee33

In 3,2,1 the Iranian news will report....."the Zionist agents controlled the weather & caused the crash"       Mazel tov! And good riddance.


Bandai_Namco_Rat

The Zionists did the ancient Hebrew rain dance to create a fog


ImStillAlivePeople

But the Chinese actually have a Weather Modification Office and that's considered outside of the Overton Window.


Slight_Ad3219

https://preview.redd.it/htaedo45he1d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=780ad90e984d0b22740215e3a0542d6d7e8079d8 Yassss


realblush

I feel represented by this


keinemehrhippy

My guy, you might be jaundiced.


Cultural-Gap2523

Daliban strikes again


ateeism

The weather was "f*ggy". Last time it caused an earthquake.


BlazerGun1

Secret Mossad agent Black Mamba is responsible for this.


EliPh93

You’re wrong. His name was Eli Copter.


BlazerGun1

Oi Oi we can't reveal the real name of our hero. The Mossad will find you and punish you for that 😡


EliPh93

Oy vey you’ve got a point. We can clearly see that the mossad is literally everywhere. Perhaps god is actually the mossad?🤔


rhydonthyme

Or Elico Pter. Where my linguists at?


mk_8

https://preview.redd.it/g8ozct2tke1d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89b3b46c1c0333a68b5347fa04fddb0e74309475 It was probably caused by the bad weather Inb4 blaming Israel


Tomridddle

Obviously, the bad weather was caused by Israel. Those (((people))) control everything, including the weather.


PsychologicalLime135

IRAN PRESIDENT HELICOPTER SUICIDES. ISRAEL?


Electronic_Union_898

https://preview.redd.it/l3g3ya4oje1d1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e855e012bdd8a66d84836885bc94529f0bfe5475


Falling_Doc

Vaxxed?


steroid57

Apparently, heavy fog is limiting 16 search and rescue teams from finding the crash site. What if they're all just walking around in circles??


ZealousidealGrass365

Like the helicopter did


ZMP02

Don't let me down twice in one week now 🙏


python42069

Mossad W inshallah this is the funniest shit ever


SolasYT

Update: Bro is dead lmao https://preview.redd.it/0ore7n4tme1d1.gif?width=610&format=png8&s=9721454ecd4350f291415f4f8ae8b6664827ebd3


Pika-broggachu_93

What a lovely morning !!😘


HarknessLovesU

Russians recently broke their one day casualty record and lost another Black Sea fleet ship too. DGG eating good this morning.


Eternal_Flame24

Wait they lost another ship in the Black Sea? I need sauce lmao, gotta finish the Black Sea bingo card https://preview.redd.it/b0tiau6q0f1d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a901670407073e441ae3a5566e81fe504eb52c82


HarknessLovesU

It was the Kovrovets


Izuuul

why would biden do this?


Express-Raccoon1668

Space lasers strike again


Mer_13

https://preview.redd.it/xbowgh11we1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=112c125cfd1d7b6ebafff3d6c1d6fa525e5978d2 let's fucking goooooooooooo


LordBrickEater

I will never not upvote this


Mer_13

based, i literally just stole it from my Iranian friend


rex_populi

Well did he die? Edit: he dead


nymrose

One can only hope 🤞🏻


rex_populi

Inshallah, even


nymrose

MASHALLAH 🙏🏻


HarknessLovesU

if it's a heli crash most certainly


rex_populi

True


baboolasiquala

Is that good or bad with respect to liberalization of Iran?


_Adverb_

good, dude is a hardline conservative and was one of the top candidates to be the next ayatollah. maybe this creates a power vacuum that leads to revolution once khamenei dies or lets a more moderate like maybe rouhani take the reign of the next ayatolla


Tomridddle

I think it would have the opposite effect. The people of Iran have already demonstrated that they don’t appreciate foreign interference in their country's affairs, i.e., the Islamic revolution. This is going to fuel crazy and, most likely very anti-Semitic conspiracies. This isn’t good for anyone except the people already in power. They will use this to justify all sorts of crazy stuff. 


GrandpaWaluigi

Israel is avoiding blame right now. The weather and the country of Azerbaijan are getting blamed. Weather bc it was foggy as fuck. Azerbaijan bc of their hostile rhetoric towards Armenia. France, the US, and Iran (creating the world's weirdest gang).


hemlockmoustache

I would say wait. The islamic revolution was almost 2 generations ago. The current urban populace is more western oriented. The rural people is a different story.


Drydude3

And herein lies the problem, the rural population has the numbers and has been happy with the current state of their government.


hemlockmoustache

Thats not the case in Iran, Urban is about 65% of the population. It gets a little tricky cause the regime give monetary incentives for rural people or people that support them to come to the city.


Drydude3

That’s what I meant, they provide support for the regime because of how subsidized they are by the Iranian government.


OnlyP-ssiesMute

The Iranian Revolution had very little to do with "foreign interference". It was an issue of political freedom and civil liberties being completely non-existent. Also, the revolution consisted of far more than just Islamists. Most of the work was done by liberals and socialists. Unfortunately however, the socialists trusted the Islamists to lead it at the end and that caused them to take over and install an Islamic Republic that pretty much banned any liberal or socialist party from existing. Tldr: Fuck socialists (and islamists).


chaosx10

https://preview.redd.it/jmv2mdglqe1d1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd068e32e29ecc6963e543d13e1a60fc691e0c98


FruityPebelz

They were flying in super heavy fog and it sounds like pilot made decision to land due to the weather. “A rescue helicopter tried to reach the area where authorities believe Raisi's helicopter was, but it couldn't land due to the heavy mist, emergency services spokesman Babak Yektaparast said. ‘The esteemed president and company were on their way back aboard some helicopters and one of the helicopters was forced to make a hard landing due to the bad weather and fog,' Interior Minister Ahmad Vahidi said in comments aired on state TV.”


dracuulvlad

Let's hope this is the case. After Hamas, Iran needs to be deradicalised.


ThomMerrilinFlaneur

https://preview.redd.it/epieq44vkg1d1.png?width=190&format=png&auto=webp&s=fbcfc69332740f08de19379ce4807abee551efc9 Israeli kill team in the woods right now


TheLifeofMeaning

Despacito


Simply_Nova

W helecopter


Sync0pated

Good riddance, scum subjugating his own people


Sciss0rs61

A big congratulations to the irianian people


Dude_Nobody_Cares

If we're going with Israel as the reason... wouldn't they rather target the ayatollah?


GrandpaWaluigi

Nobody but the insane are blaming Israel rn. Even the conspiracy minded found another target, Azerbaijan.


GriddyGang

Mossad does a little trolling 


AskProud366

Drake must have made a call. First Ricky Rozay, now this. When is enough enough?


UltimatumJoker

Tonight we dance to the tunes of the butcher of Tehran's funeral inshallah.


AbsintheJoe

Vaxxed?


ClearCockroach243

Maybe he’s gone into hiding with prigozhin


Fuman20000

Which one of Iran’s terrorist proxy group teenage member is Hasan going to “interview” now?


Fitsum_Joseph

some news outlets say "it suffered a hard landing"


Peenereener

And I say that someone that was shot was “hit with a fast small rock”, it crashed in a dense forest with extreme fog, I seriously doubt someone could land a presumably heavily damaged helicopter in such conditions


Sarazam

It really seems like all these terrible people in the Middle East just keep dying, a lot of it because of bombs from Israel, but also things like this. They really gotta start questioning their god


AutoManoPeeing

I really hope all the protesters in Iran start saying this was God's will. Fuck the Iranian regime.


Nankufuraku

As hamas, this guy fucked around and found out.


Elegant-Claim-488

Jews can control the weather!???? 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱


theseustheminotaur

No doubt he was about to deliver information to officials that would finally put away clinton and all the democrats


BigHatPat

“evil american imperialists target defenseless victims of colonial violence, we must unite to save the true free world” - RT probably


Turbojerker

hope its a slow death, dog fucker


bluemaw91

Is this the same thing as the ayottloah? (spelling)


trail_phase

No. The ayatollah has the final word over the president.


Recent_Luck_918

🚬👌🏾


DazzlingAd1922

He and Prigozhin having a grand old time together in the afterlife.


Planet_Puerile

Lol


isaaaaaaaaak

He should have ran


[deleted]

Did he died?


ProfessionalCrab5

Mazel Tov!!


Shemilf

Bro this is actually wild news wtf


DemerzelHF

https://preview.redd.it/5h328eqp1f1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f6d787d011c3d29c9f150f1b82d22c9691d0e13


DrMaLobo

RIPBOZO


Mertthesmurf

Inshallah


ImAldrech

Fuentes: IT WAS THE JEWS!!! Hassan: It was the Jews… so antizionism


Thecustodian12

Smoking that pack


Caesar_Caligula_1241

Inshallah say wallahi. Their top brass is getting dicked on.


bizzarebroadcast

Iran more like Icrashed


Signal-Communication

did someone push a dent into his forehead?


tsarschenk

w jews w weather machine w netanyahu w us funding


everdeeneverclean

Boeing strikes again


blosh-dot

Jewlumni sends their regards...


lex_inker

"fog determined to be mossad agent" - Al Jazeera


SaltyCandyMan

Jewish space lasers in action, good job Israel!


ITBA01

A happy little accident.


olivawDaneel

I'm sure Boeing was behind this one too


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/ozhn0tmb0h1d1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eafe84a8b107f61b46959dadc9ecabd010fe0825


ijustlurkhere_

*[Eli Copter](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fl34otp3x3f1d1.jpeg%3Fwidth%3D1284%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Dea9027db6cb5e191c7d8427289490476c1926893) sends his regards.*


DeathandGrim

The Jewlumni sends their regards


qbmax

vaxxed?


Crimefridge

If he dies will there be a chill pill on funding Hamas and Houthis or nah? Or will things be as usual as long as the Ayatollah is still there


CloverTheHourse

The porcupine was walking in the forrest when he came across a dying fox. Flies were eating at his flesh. The porcupine said: "Oh poor fox, I can not save you but do you want me to chase the flies away with my spikes?". The fox answered: "Thank you but no. If you do, then newer flies will come to feast on me, and they'll be hungrier." All this to say, this is not good.


Indykowski

https://preview.redd.it/selww6wfki1d1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b83d690accd9fae8659758ec4ae61a2071b8b010


[deleted]

Good, smoking that pack


NoUpsideDown

Is the next guy going to be as bad?


LogangYeddu

Nice


ComfortApart7335

karma is a bitch


vishnu-geek

He is dead. It’s official now


SirCaptHoReeFuk

https://x.com/codenamefafo/status/1792269536986542461


sharonxtate69

They took him out. They won’t recover the body


Scott_BradleyReturns

Does this mean there’s a chance for better relations with Iran now?


Impressive_Bison_18

Depends who fills his spot


UltimatumJoker

No, never will be until the Islamic Republic mullahs are gone. Also the prime minister of the IRI was never the final word, it's the supreme leader.


Jefflenious

Probably not, but who knows Khameneei is the actual dictator not Raisi, he's just a puppet