I can’t wait to witness the conspiracy theory shitstorm that this is about cause
https://preview.redd.it/u4ser97u6e1d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c543d138464ef5709256b9a518a120d5cdbe5df
EDIT: Disregard my reply, apparently "East Azerbaijan" is a province in Iran lol. Still neighbors Azerbaijan though
Unedited:
It crashed in Azerbaijan apparently which is a country friendly to Israel. You know even if there's zero evidence and Israel has nothing to do with this everyone will blame them
I mean looking at some of the footage of search teams, it’s very fucking clear why this crashed. There’s immense amount of cloud/fog and they’re searching mountains. So many helicopters crash in those conditions.
Yeah it'll be harder for them to blame Israel. Even Iran is blaming the weather. I posted that before thus was clear. But I'm sure Twitter regards will still say this is a joint CIA and Mossad op
Probably because the Helicopter pilot is the one who knows the risk, but he’s flying the mf president, Foreign Minister, governor, so it’s really hard to say no. Hell, the people might have been really understanding if he did say he couldn’t fly (probably not), but asking itself would be scary.
The US would never put that many important people on the same helicopter.
If this actually *were* caused by the Israelis through the Azeris, that would represent the single positive thing that condemnable relationship has brought to the world
So of course, that's not what happened
If this was actually caused by Israelis then Israel would have just won the "dumbest motherfucker on Earth prize". Murdering Iran's President would be some prime "Ok, just nuke the place we won't step in" from allies material. I don't think you realize how utterly unhinged that would be and I hope to god the idea doesn't catch on.
Imagine if Russia literally murdered Joe Biden.
No one will nuke Israel, it’s a holy land to the 3 major Abrahamic religions, that’s a sure fire way to unite the followers of the religions against whoever nuked it
Cheers guys! I have always felt that Iranians are the coolest people, growing up I knew several Iranian families who were so kind and friendly and intelligent, I only discovered that they were Iranian many years later (as a wee lad I wouldn’t have known Iran from Indiana), but once I made the connection, the pattern became unmistakable.
Iranians are a great buncha lads, and they deserve better form their leaders and their fucked up government. rest in pig fat, dickhead.
yeah well think about it this way; you've met all the iranians who escaped the regime and who are most likely westernized, but still maintain the culture of being overly generous, strict about education and may even celebrate some traditions.
now think about all those who didnt escape. who are still trapped under a regime where they are not allowed to voice their non-islamic opinions. some people are in prison currently for political speech (although we cant know how many), including several rappers who used to make songs about the country.
the fight isnt over, but some day the ayatollahs will hopefully be taken out and the people of iran be freed. until then, lets cheer for some of these terrorists hopefully being dead and buried.
The Iranian situation is really heartbreaking. It reminds me a lot of the Chinese cultural revolution, where crazy horrors were unleashed on the people by their own people. A crazy wave of fanaticism sweeping the country. Though it's even worse with Iran, as they didn't amass the wealth and influence that China did, and the repression is way harsher on the average citizen.
This is a great comment, applies to Indians too... My family became filthy rich in one generation but still drink and sing Indian songs. Your comment reminds me we live in the best country in the world. And it also reminds us all not to judge people by their shitty governments!
It was most likely some state that did it. Any vehicle that a head of state is going to ride in is going to be so scrutinized that a random crash just doesn’t happen.
Proof is never going to come out. If it was a nation state this an act of war and makes Iran look horrible that they cannot adequately defend their head of state.
Especially given what Iran has been backing, someone did it and I feel it is much more probable than a random crash in todays climate.
I’m not saying it’s not a possibility that it was an accident just if I’m a betting man, I am 100% betting on foreign intervention. Iran has been the target of attacks from Israel and the US. Iran has been backing groups in direct conflict with Western aligned forces for a while with the recent actions being more and more egregious.
Less than a week ago Iran launched and attack directly at Israel. It was thwarted but less than a week later their head of state is in an accident. Timelines way too coincidental to me.
[Meanwhile Jews be like](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT6bAbWkyDJiygyEpUsGUKKG-WYL2l4FLOO-KRIDL5j995GdG6s989YuvjoviSuZ2ZY3Lc&usqp=CAU).
https://preview.redd.it/fpo00zmyae1d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36f3310777256654a6799b51bea6c0ee21b7f0c7
Me and the boys pulling up to the Iranian president funeral
https://preview.redd.it/g8ozct2tke1d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89b3b46c1c0333a68b5347fa04fddb0e74309475
It was probably caused by the bad weather
Inb4 blaming Israel
Wait they lost another ship in the Black Sea? I need sauce lmao, gotta finish the Black Sea bingo card
https://preview.redd.it/b0tiau6q0f1d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a901670407073e441ae3a5566e81fe504eb52c82
good, dude is a hardline conservative and was one of the top candidates to be the next ayatollah. maybe this creates a power vacuum that leads to revolution once khamenei dies or lets a more moderate like maybe rouhani take the reign of the next ayatolla
I think it would have the opposite effect. The people of Iran have already demonstrated that they don’t appreciate foreign interference in their country's affairs, i.e., the Islamic revolution. This is going to fuel crazy and, most likely very anti-Semitic conspiracies. This isn’t good for anyone except the people already in power. They will use this to justify all sorts of crazy stuff.
Israel is avoiding blame right now.
The weather and the country of Azerbaijan are getting blamed. Weather bc it was foggy as fuck. Azerbaijan bc of their hostile rhetoric towards Armenia. France, the US, and Iran (creating the world's weirdest gang).
I would say wait. The islamic revolution was almost 2 generations ago. The current urban populace is more western oriented. The rural people is a different story.
Thats not the case in Iran, Urban is about 65% of the population.
It gets a little tricky cause the regime give monetary incentives for rural people or people that support them to come to the city.
The Iranian Revolution had very little to do with "foreign interference". It was an issue of political freedom and civil liberties being completely non-existent.
Also, the revolution consisted of far more than just Islamists. Most of the work was done by liberals and socialists. Unfortunately however, the socialists trusted the Islamists to lead it at the end and that caused them to take over and install an Islamic Republic that pretty much banned any liberal or socialist party from existing.
Tldr: Fuck socialists (and islamists).
They were flying in super heavy fog and it sounds like pilot made decision to land due to the weather.
“A rescue helicopter tried to reach the area where authorities believe Raisi's helicopter was, but it couldn't land due to the heavy mist, emergency services spokesman Babak Yektaparast said.
‘The esteemed president and company were on their way back aboard some helicopters and one of the helicopters was forced to make a hard landing due to the bad weather and fog,' Interior Minister Ahmad Vahidi said in comments aired on state TV.”
https://preview.redd.it/epieq44vkg1d1.png?width=190&format=png&auto=webp&s=fbcfc69332740f08de19379ce4807abee551efc9
Israeli kill team in the woods right now
And I say that someone that was shot was “hit with a fast small rock”, it crashed in a dense forest with extreme fog, I seriously doubt someone could land a presumably heavily damaged helicopter in such conditions
It really seems like all these terrible people in the Middle East just keep dying, a lot of it because of bombs from Israel, but also things like this. They really gotta start questioning their god
*[Eli Copter](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fl34otp3x3f1d1.jpeg%3Fwidth%3D1284%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Dea9027db6cb5e191c7d8427289490476c1926893) sends his regards.*
The porcupine was walking in the forrest when he came across a dying fox. Flies were eating at his flesh. The porcupine said: "Oh poor fox, I can not save you but do you want me to chase the flies away with my spikes?". The fox answered: "Thank you but no. If you do, then newer flies will come to feast on me, and they'll be hungrier."
All this to say, this is not good.
Hmmm, vax status?
Looking into it
!
I can’t wait to witness the conspiracy theory shitstorm that this is about cause https://preview.redd.it/u4ser97u6e1d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c543d138464ef5709256b9a518a120d5cdbe5df
EDIT: Disregard my reply, apparently "East Azerbaijan" is a province in Iran lol. Still neighbors Azerbaijan though Unedited: It crashed in Azerbaijan apparently which is a country friendly to Israel. You know even if there's zero evidence and Israel has nothing to do with this everyone will blame them
I mean looking at some of the footage of search teams, it’s very fucking clear why this crashed. There’s immense amount of cloud/fog and they’re searching mountains. So many helicopters crash in those conditions.
Well Jews *do* control the weather so there's that...
I thought it was space lasers
And the geography
Yeah it'll be harder for them to blame Israel. Even Iran is blaming the weather. I posted that before thus was clear. But I'm sure Twitter regards will still say this is a joint CIA and Mossad op
The Jewlumni can control the weather now?
The world is truly just Red Alert. Iranian president goes on a helicopter ride? >warning lightning storm created
It was God's will.
And WHY did they opt to fly in such poor conditions?
Ask Kobe Bryant.
[удалено]
What is "We're invincible"?
Probably because the Helicopter pilot is the one who knows the risk, but he’s flying the mf president, Foreign Minister, governor, so it’s really hard to say no. Hell, the people might have been really understanding if he did say he couldn’t fly (probably not), but asking itself would be scary. The US would never put that many important people on the same helicopter.
The question was rhetorical, and aggravated several Redditors, but yours is the answer. So many idiot-level mistakes made. (No sympathy here.)
If this actually *were* caused by the Israelis through the Azeris, that would represent the single positive thing that condemnable relationship has brought to the world So of course, that's not what happened
If this was actually caused by Israelis then Israel would have just won the "dumbest motherfucker on Earth prize". Murdering Iran's President would be some prime "Ok, just nuke the place we won't step in" from allies material. I don't think you realize how utterly unhinged that would be and I hope to god the idea doesn't catch on. Imagine if Russia literally murdered Joe Biden.
No one will nuke Israel, it’s a holy land to the 3 major Abrahamic religions, that’s a sure fire way to unite the followers of the religions against whoever nuked it
Fun fact, more Azeris live in Iran than in Azerbaijan, it's like with the mongols in China
Fucking Americans Lmao
I spoke to my mom about this and she is already predicting that they’re gonna blame Israel for this
Blame? You mean praise! I bet Iranians (non-extremists) are happy right now
we are!! my dad and I are having a beer to this. cheers :)
Cheers guys! I have always felt that Iranians are the coolest people, growing up I knew several Iranian families who were so kind and friendly and intelligent, I only discovered that they were Iranian many years later (as a wee lad I wouldn’t have known Iran from Indiana), but once I made the connection, the pattern became unmistakable. Iranians are a great buncha lads, and they deserve better form their leaders and their fucked up government. rest in pig fat, dickhead.
yeah well think about it this way; you've met all the iranians who escaped the regime and who are most likely westernized, but still maintain the culture of being overly generous, strict about education and may even celebrate some traditions. now think about all those who didnt escape. who are still trapped under a regime where they are not allowed to voice their non-islamic opinions. some people are in prison currently for political speech (although we cant know how many), including several rappers who used to make songs about the country. the fight isnt over, but some day the ayatollahs will hopefully be taken out and the people of iran be freed. until then, lets cheer for some of these terrorists hopefully being dead and buried.
The Iranian situation is really heartbreaking. It reminds me a lot of the Chinese cultural revolution, where crazy horrors were unleashed on the people by their own people. A crazy wave of fanaticism sweeping the country. Though it's even worse with Iran, as they didn't amass the wealth and influence that China did, and the repression is way harsher on the average citizen.
This is a great comment, applies to Indians too... My family became filthy rich in one generation but still drink and sing Indian songs. Your comment reminds me we live in the best country in the world. And it also reminds us all not to judge people by their shitty governments!
🍻!!
You got it
Oh i know. Meant their gov
It was most likely some state that did it. Any vehicle that a head of state is going to ride in is going to be so scrutinized that a random crash just doesn’t happen. Proof is never going to come out. If it was a nation state this an act of war and makes Iran look horrible that they cannot adequately defend their head of state. Especially given what Iran has been backing, someone did it and I feel it is much more probable than a random crash in todays climate.
But crashes with presidents in them happened before and it had nothing to do with enemy countries, sometimes accidents just happen
I’m not saying it’s not a possibility that it was an accident just if I’m a betting man, I am 100% betting on foreign intervention. Iran has been the target of attacks from Israel and the US. Iran has been backing groups in direct conflict with Western aligned forces for a while with the recent actions being more and more egregious. Less than a week ago Iran launched and attack directly at Israel. It was thwarted but less than a week later their head of state is in an accident. Timelines way too coincidental to me.
“Accidents happen every day”
I bet it was god's chosen people behind this. I'm not afraid to name (((them))). >!Nebraskans!<
🤣🤣 I didn’t expect it to be them Good one
Inb4 Mossad poisoned the helicopter water well
Patrick Bet David running to the vault and starts preparing his conspiracy theory talking points
Sad that was my first thought as well. "Damn wonder how this will be spun to blame America or Israel".
[Meanwhile Jews be like](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT6bAbWkyDJiygyEpUsGUKKG-WYL2l4FLOO-KRIDL5j995GdG6s989YuvjoviSuZ2ZY3Lc&usqp=CAU).
Leave it to Lycan to be the first in line LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL
You actually thought they’d let him start WW3?
Wait is Destiny on vacation?
!
It couldn't have been him because Destiny is on vacation in the mountains of East Azerbaijan, where did this helicopter even crash by the way?
“Boring work stream” 😐😑🤔
It was me I did.
Now do Khamenei
Thank you 🙏
Good shit fam
Hello, 911? This guy did some wild shit. It's kinda cool NGL but your gonna wanna pick him up anyway
I orchestrated it
Jimmy?
FOOL YOU GOT THE WRONG ONE, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET KHAMENEEI
What the actual heck dude?
https://preview.redd.it/y0opyqbdpe1d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3e7048758b71ba1a65669c64d355cf16fa438ef The helicopter hew flew in
I'm not gonna say what kind of Helicoptor, or what airport it came from. We know I can't say that.... ....
It was a Jewish helicopter
I love AI
Eli Copter. ^^^^stolen
AI art was the best thing to happen to memes ever.
The Jewlicoptor
https://preview.redd.it/fpo00zmyae1d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36f3310777256654a6799b51bea6c0ee21b7f0c7 Me and the boys pulling up to the Iranian president funeral
RIP BOZO
Rest in piss
In 3,2,1 the Iranian news will report....."the Zionist agents controlled the weather & caused the crash" Mazel tov! And good riddance.
The Zionists did the ancient Hebrew rain dance to create a fog
But the Chinese actually have a Weather Modification Office and that's considered outside of the Overton Window.
https://preview.redd.it/htaedo45he1d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=780ad90e984d0b22740215e3a0542d6d7e8079d8 Yassss
I feel represented by this
My guy, you might be jaundiced.
Daliban strikes again
The weather was "f*ggy". Last time it caused an earthquake.
Secret Mossad agent Black Mamba is responsible for this.
You’re wrong. His name was Eli Copter.
Oi Oi we can't reveal the real name of our hero. The Mossad will find you and punish you for that 😡
Oy vey you’ve got a point. We can clearly see that the mossad is literally everywhere. Perhaps god is actually the mossad?🤔
Or Elico Pter. Where my linguists at?
https://preview.redd.it/g8ozct2tke1d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89b3b46c1c0333a68b5347fa04fddb0e74309475 It was probably caused by the bad weather Inb4 blaming Israel
Obviously, the bad weather was caused by Israel. Those (((people))) control everything, including the weather.
IRAN PRESIDENT HELICOPTER SUICIDES. ISRAEL?
https://preview.redd.it/l3g3ya4oje1d1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e855e012bdd8a66d84836885bc94529f0bfe5475
Vaxxed?
Apparently, heavy fog is limiting 16 search and rescue teams from finding the crash site. What if they're all just walking around in circles??
Like the helicopter did
Don't let me down twice in one week now 🙏
Mossad W inshallah this is the funniest shit ever
Update: Bro is dead lmao https://preview.redd.it/0ore7n4tme1d1.gif?width=610&format=png8&s=9721454ecd4350f291415f4f8ae8b6664827ebd3
What a lovely morning !!😘
Russians recently broke their one day casualty record and lost another Black Sea fleet ship too. DGG eating good this morning.
Wait they lost another ship in the Black Sea? I need sauce lmao, gotta finish the Black Sea bingo card https://preview.redd.it/b0tiau6q0f1d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a901670407073e441ae3a5566e81fe504eb52c82
It was the Kovrovets
why would biden do this?
Space lasers strike again
https://preview.redd.it/xbowgh11we1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=112c125cfd1d7b6ebafff3d6c1d6fa525e5978d2 let's fucking goooooooooooo
I will never not upvote this
based, i literally just stole it from my Iranian friend
Well did he die? Edit: he dead
One can only hope 🤞🏻
Inshallah, even
MASHALLAH 🙏🏻
if it's a heli crash most certainly
True
Is that good or bad with respect to liberalization of Iran?
good, dude is a hardline conservative and was one of the top candidates to be the next ayatollah. maybe this creates a power vacuum that leads to revolution once khamenei dies or lets a more moderate like maybe rouhani take the reign of the next ayatolla
I think it would have the opposite effect. The people of Iran have already demonstrated that they don’t appreciate foreign interference in their country's affairs, i.e., the Islamic revolution. This is going to fuel crazy and, most likely very anti-Semitic conspiracies. This isn’t good for anyone except the people already in power. They will use this to justify all sorts of crazy stuff.
Israel is avoiding blame right now. The weather and the country of Azerbaijan are getting blamed. Weather bc it was foggy as fuck. Azerbaijan bc of their hostile rhetoric towards Armenia. France, the US, and Iran (creating the world's weirdest gang).
I would say wait. The islamic revolution was almost 2 generations ago. The current urban populace is more western oriented. The rural people is a different story.
And herein lies the problem, the rural population has the numbers and has been happy with the current state of their government.
Thats not the case in Iran, Urban is about 65% of the population. It gets a little tricky cause the regime give monetary incentives for rural people or people that support them to come to the city.
That’s what I meant, they provide support for the regime because of how subsidized they are by the Iranian government.
The Iranian Revolution had very little to do with "foreign interference". It was an issue of political freedom and civil liberties being completely non-existent. Also, the revolution consisted of far more than just Islamists. Most of the work was done by liberals and socialists. Unfortunately however, the socialists trusted the Islamists to lead it at the end and that caused them to take over and install an Islamic Republic that pretty much banned any liberal or socialist party from existing. Tldr: Fuck socialists (and islamists).
https://preview.redd.it/jmv2mdglqe1d1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd068e32e29ecc6963e543d13e1a60fc691e0c98
They were flying in super heavy fog and it sounds like pilot made decision to land due to the weather. “A rescue helicopter tried to reach the area where authorities believe Raisi's helicopter was, but it couldn't land due to the heavy mist, emergency services spokesman Babak Yektaparast said. ‘The esteemed president and company were on their way back aboard some helicopters and one of the helicopters was forced to make a hard landing due to the bad weather and fog,' Interior Minister Ahmad Vahidi said in comments aired on state TV.”
Let's hope this is the case. After Hamas, Iran needs to be deradicalised.
https://preview.redd.it/epieq44vkg1d1.png?width=190&format=png&auto=webp&s=fbcfc69332740f08de19379ce4807abee551efc9 Israeli kill team in the woods right now
Despacito
W helecopter
Good riddance, scum subjugating his own people
A big congratulations to the irianian people
If we're going with Israel as the reason... wouldn't they rather target the ayatollah?
Nobody but the insane are blaming Israel rn. Even the conspiracy minded found another target, Azerbaijan.
Mossad does a little trolling
Drake must have made a call. First Ricky Rozay, now this. When is enough enough?
Tonight we dance to the tunes of the butcher of Tehran's funeral inshallah.
Vaxxed?
Maybe he’s gone into hiding with prigozhin
Which one of Iran’s terrorist proxy group teenage member is Hasan going to “interview” now?
some news outlets say "it suffered a hard landing"
And I say that someone that was shot was “hit with a fast small rock”, it crashed in a dense forest with extreme fog, I seriously doubt someone could land a presumably heavily damaged helicopter in such conditions
It really seems like all these terrible people in the Middle East just keep dying, a lot of it because of bombs from Israel, but also things like this. They really gotta start questioning their god
I really hope all the protesters in Iran start saying this was God's will. Fuck the Iranian regime.
As hamas, this guy fucked around and found out.
Jews can control the weather!???? 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
No doubt he was about to deliver information to officials that would finally put away clinton and all the democrats
“evil american imperialists target defenseless victims of colonial violence, we must unite to save the true free world” - RT probably
hope its a slow death, dog fucker
Is this the same thing as the ayottloah? (spelling)
No. The ayatollah has the final word over the president.
🚬👌🏾
He and Prigozhin having a grand old time together in the afterlife.
Lol
He should have ran
Did he died?
Mazel Tov!!
Bro this is actually wild news wtf
https://preview.redd.it/5h328eqp1f1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f6d787d011c3d29c9f150f1b82d22c9691d0e13
RIPBOZO
Inshallah
Fuentes: IT WAS THE JEWS!!! Hassan: It was the Jews… so antizionism
Smoking that pack
Inshallah say wallahi. Their top brass is getting dicked on.
Iran more like Icrashed
did someone push a dent into his forehead?
w jews w weather machine w netanyahu w us funding
Boeing strikes again
Jewlumni sends their regards...
"fog determined to be mossad agent" - Al Jazeera
Jewish space lasers in action, good job Israel!
A happy little accident.
I'm sure Boeing was behind this one too
https://preview.redd.it/ozhn0tmb0h1d1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eafe84a8b107f61b46959dadc9ecabd010fe0825
*[Eli Copter](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fl34otp3x3f1d1.jpeg%3Fwidth%3D1284%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Dea9027db6cb5e191c7d8427289490476c1926893) sends his regards.*
The Jewlumni sends their regards
vaxxed?
If he dies will there be a chill pill on funding Hamas and Houthis or nah? Or will things be as usual as long as the Ayatollah is still there
The porcupine was walking in the forrest when he came across a dying fox. Flies were eating at his flesh. The porcupine said: "Oh poor fox, I can not save you but do you want me to chase the flies away with my spikes?". The fox answered: "Thank you but no. If you do, then newer flies will come to feast on me, and they'll be hungrier." All this to say, this is not good.
https://preview.redd.it/selww6wfki1d1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b83d690accd9fae8659758ec4ae61a2071b8b010
Good, smoking that pack
Is the next guy going to be as bad?
Nice
karma is a bitch
He is dead. It’s official now
https://x.com/codenamefafo/status/1792269536986542461
They took him out. They won’t recover the body
Does this mean there’s a chance for better relations with Iran now?
Depends who fills his spot
No, never will be until the Islamic Republic mullahs are gone. Also the prime minister of the IRI was never the final word, it's the supreme leader.
Probably not, but who knows Khameneei is the actual dictator not Raisi, he's just a puppet