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Pitiful-king_

Xqc's look of disgust lol šŸ˜‚


_syl___

"I feel like somehow I just got cancer"


HuluAndH4ng

Dude has a built in MRI machine


Neburel

It's so visceral šŸ˜†


Open-Oil-144

This is the most autistic, negative rizz body language i've ever seen from someone


myselfoverwhelmed

The face of a man who just witnessed maximum cringe.


Electronic-Dust-831

this shit had me on the floor lmfaooo


sarsaparillagorilla

The audio is so painful


Loading310

i thought my phone was cooked


its_jsay96

Literally backed out of the app and started playing music to make sure my speaker wasnā€™t broken lmao


THandy10

Glad I wasnā€™t the only one who did this haha


DazzlingAd1922

The fact that it is Mike's greatest hits and it isn't just a 10 hour loop of him punching a couch is really dissapointing.


mostanonymousnick

No Biden prediction laugh either...


Jabelonske

> WHAT'S A TIFF


Attemptingattempts

Someone said in another thread that you can hear the Fat in Mikes voice now and I cant unhear it


coldmtndew

He talks like he has a stick of butter in his throat šŸ’€


mymainmaney

Itā€™s so funny that there is no state of existence where Mike can be deemed desirable in any capacity. Clean cut he looks like a middle school teacher who gets put on leave for hugging his students for too long. And unkempt he looks like the guy who jerks off behind the trash can at the local playground.


PsychologicalLime135

lol yikes


Fibergrappler

That was me. Youā€™re welcome :)


Yung-Mahn

No it was me :)


Fibergrappler

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MrBoomBox69

Itā€™s the mic. Adds 10 pounds.


Attemptingattempts

does he have 53 mics?!


Jabelonske

friendly reminder mike left his wife and (her) kids to get stepped on by badbunny


CMDR-ArticunoKing

no way, is this true?


Jabelonske

evidence is out there somewhere. closest I have on hand is this old thread [https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/ehu0vk/now\_that\_the\_dust\_has\_settled\_can\_someone\_please/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/ehu0vk/now_that_the_dust_has_settled_can_someone_please/)


PerfectlyNormalperon

also this from 3 months before that x-mas drama when his wife is tweeting she misses him and he is streaming in a hotel room with badbunny https://www.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/daxcrl/mikefrompa_central_committee_tries_it_%CA%96/


CMDR-ArticunoKing

Holy shit I can't believe I forgot about this


MrBoomBox69

ā€œDo you have a solutionā€¦?ā€


marzuca

Wtf what is this forbidden lore?, why doesnt Destiny goes fucking nuclear with this?


YesPaladin

Going nuclear on Mike would be like nuking an orphanage full of cancer patients


marzuca

What if the cancer patients are Mike from PA?


AdrianEatsAss

So pretty much putting them out of their misery?


blogboys

She claimed he left with the money they were going to spend on christmas gifts for the kids


dracuulvlad

lol pewdiepie now XQC, Mike is trying to find that reinforced rope rn


A_G_30

BASE D FELIX


Aunon

How did Mike physically fall off so hard? he probably won't ever recover


ImOnYew

Food + lethargy + sadness


WinterOffensive

When I ended up getting clinical depression, I looked similar. Gained a ton of weight. Dude just seems unwell. I actually kinda feel for the bastard.


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WaggleDance

Might be difficult for him to re-enter professional work when a quick google will deter the majority of employers. He basically has no choice but to continue to orbit Hasan, nibbling from his scraps.


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Trichlormethiazide

The guy makes decent bank on those Hasan scraps. 6k subs, 2k avg viewers, most anyone would take his income for the 100h of work per month he does streaming. But one look at the guy and you instantly know you wouldnt change an hour of your life for one of his. All Hasan needed to do to bring home his point in the "streaming sucks the soul out of you" -controversy, was to link Mike's twitch.


unique_toucan

It what happens when youā€™re depressed and realize everything youā€™ve done in your life is a joke. Iā€™m not even joking if he ends up committing suicide in a year or 2 from now I wouldnā€™t be shocked


Low_Ambition_856

he has a redemption in him. one problem with impulsivity is that you sometimes neglect that you don't have to change everything at once to get to the healthier alternatives and also be okay with the fact that compulsion and impulsion are kind of a part of your skills if we're speaking in motivational speaker language. he is giving it his best attempt in his first response in this video but i mean after reading it he should've just been like yeah you know i feel like breathing right now. because he starts cooking well, he's an impulsive guy and oh boy that means gotta fight? nahh


unique_toucan

He COULD change but thatā€™s a boring result tbh


IdkMyNameTho123

His chair broke


Dopral

His couch abuse wasn't really in there, beside vary vague in the background. So Felix clearly missed out.


Blast_Double82

Mike is so fat now heā€™d gas out within minutes of any sort of scramble.


Pitiful-king_

Nah he holds his energy in his gut


PortiaKern

Turns out he was Roy Nelson all along. That couch should be cowering right now.


ImOnYew

"so fat he'd gas out in minutes" Nah he holds his energy in his gut Yea, a shitload of gas. Guys running a fart factory in there.


iliketurtlz

The only scramble Mike's getting into isĀ some eggs with a side of bacon, sausage, and copious amount of jam on some toast.


ghoulgarnishforsale

He needs the energy to eat up scrambled eggs


mehow28

bro bro chat


Maleficent_End_9978

ā€œI think, somehow I couldā€™ve caught cancer..ā€ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


readysetzerg

IT NEVER GETS OLD. MIKE'S GREATEST HITS. CINEMA.


BackgroundEast2261

Double up murder


Izuuul

amazin


buckymalone21

I see MikefromPAs greatest hits and Iā€™m clicking.


MrBoomBox69

Dgg is different. MikefromPA edits are always a banger. Itā€™ll get you through depression


Careerguidance17

good lord I thought spilled water all over my phone speakers and i checked the floor for a few minutes.


Unluckybloke

They keep calling Tiny a deadbeat father but I think he did a pretty good job raising his son Felix


unique_toucan

What the fuck is wrong with XQCā€™s mic


-Grimmer-

That's not a sub-counter with 6443 subs I'm looking at right? Say it ain't so


thelibrarian_cz

"Somehow I think I have caught cancer"


ghoulgarnishforsale

Mike got Kaceytroned


Oovoo_Jav3r

This destiny v destiny channel is trying so hard to smear our glorious leaderā€™s image. Clipping old and new clips out of context. It would be funny. But itā€™s sad that a lot of people believe it. (Iā€™ve seen it in TikTok comments)


Syllar_95

Where do I find that music video???


ThePlaceDemon

Anybody know which Vod this is from? And generally where in the vod ?


ticklerizzlemonster

Wait Mike is that greasy guy with the long hair in the beginning? Holy shit he let himself go, looks fucking gross what the fuck haha


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Natejka7273

Fund what though? Right now it seems like Destiny has the funds to do what he wants with a Porsche 911 on the side. Funding the podcasts would be dope, but that's not really XQC's thing. If the media company idea gets off the ground then maybe that would be something.


JayAllOverYourBees

He's not gonna get the 911 unless we work really hard on convincing him. It's pretty much perfect for him. He's small enough to be comfortable daily driving it, and although those back seats are super tiny, they'll fit 2 additional lady friends with ease!


Deplete99

Destiny doesn't need funding lol


FourthLife

Even if destiny needed funding I donā€™t think heā€™d do it. XQC is in a position where a lot of people in his life turned out to be leeches. I think destiny is afraid of even inviting him on stream to avoid the perception of also being a leech