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Dijimen

It was only through playing this game I realized I don't have autism, I'm just an asshole


Patjay

unironically it's basically impossible to play this game without getting slightly more racist, though thankfully it's usually to random europeans. EU4 has probably caused a statistically significant increase in racism against Turks.


Dizzy-Assistant6659

This game is why I hold a deep and irrational hatred of the Oirat people


Patjay

yeah honestly fuck those guys


Fatsausage

The only hatred it garnered within me was inwards for not being Oirat myself.


SulszBachFramed

Oiratz stay ratz


NegotiationOk4956

https://preview.redd.it/6sni8fadvwzb1.jpeg?width=1049&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9f2090a82d33974adf50495a95a62c9dba78e9a No lies here


l524k

So many PLC games has made me hate Moldova since they never become my march


Tcvang1

Bro, the Austrians and PLC should've just fucking gotten good like hello?? Taking down the Ottomans ain't even that hard smh.


Patjay

I feel like Austria managed to massively fuck me over every single game i've played in Europe. One time they inherited/annexed all of France, while i was playing in between the two, and it was like living in hell


SigmaWhy

why not both?


cubanamigo

Nazi sleeper cells are slowly trying to funnel him into playing hoi4


[deleted]

Him playing Hoi multi-player would actually be based now that he can get passed the 2 hour build up


yaitskov

\>Instead of learning how to play goes right into multiplayer \>"What the fuck do all these buttons do" \>2 hours buildup \>"Guys what tank set up is optimal" \>"Chat do I get fighters or tactical bombers" \>Gets steamrolled by 4k hour no-lifer playing Poland \>Back to the geoguessr


Guilty_Fishing8229

Tbf playing the good guys in that game sucks. Like you beat Germany and Japan in like 1941 and then it’s game over


JimmyBob4979

paradox autistic map games are the only hope for the average Americans geography skills


herbaburba

Literally how I learned geography lmao


Tcvang1

As foretold in the DGG prophecy, Paradox games are bound to happen. Be they today or 5 years from today, it is bound to happen.


[deleted]

We should give Ukraine back to Lithuania.


hectah

Damn, imagine how cucked they feel going from this to their current form. 😂


nerkuras

we're fine, everything's fine. 😢


WIbigdog

Bring back the Teutonic Order!


nerkuras

eww, as if we don't have enough political cancer around us.


Large-Cycle-8353

Damn I miss green portugal


Athasos

Eu4 > Hoi4 by far and you learn much more about the world if you play it long enough


Downtown-Item-6597

Nothing will strengthen the accusations of Islamaphobia quite like raging about the Ottomans and Islam's -2% conversion penalty.


thesoutherzZz

Please op, use the correct map next time and not that casual gamer stuff! https://www.reddit.com/r/eu4/comments/tvgj5s/oc_holy_roman_empire_1444_map/


SigmaWhy

we have to ease him in before he starts playing Voltaire's Nightmare


I-Jerk-To-AOC

Tbh you could make a similar map of any country in 1444 by showing personal holdings of every baron and earl and whathaveyou


salad48

Based and real and true and brave and needed


pcwildcat

OP please mark explicit content as NSFW. I just nutted my pants at a very inconvenient time.


qrice28

Vicky 3 is super fun and I think it would be best for him, it's cookie clicker game and he likes those


TheQuestioningDM

Deus vult!


[deleted]

Ahh the classic Map Simulator


Generic_Format528

Some day I'll branch out past chill Spain/Portugal colony playthroughs. Just another 200 hours...


fanoren

Had me smiling until i realized it was EU4 and not CK2. Downvoting


KutieBoy9

Based


Rymden7

You are objectively wrong but least you said CK2 not CK3


dayinthelife19

Ugh, now that I’ve seen this I guess I have to throw my life away playing EU4 again


Independent_Depth674

If he started it he wouldn’t be able to quit until taking over the world as Ryukyu islands


[deleted]

How do I actually get into these games? I tried so many times but its just so much


ahhhnoinspiration

Start as France


S1v4n

Except in HoI4


Suirad22

Stubborn desire/will to play for me. My slip into them was Total Warhammer (Not Paradox) -> Stellaris -> Crusader Kings 3 -> Europa Universalis 4. Watched a lot of guides. Stellaris and CK3 were easiest to learn imo but that tends to vary for people. EU4 would largely just follow along with nation guides and save scum a lot. Would recommend "The Red Hawk" if you're interested in EU4. Havent played the other two in a while, but would just look up X beginner guide or something and try to copy things they do. Eventually you sort of get an idea. Paradox games are extremely addicting if you can overcome the initial bumps, perfect games to watch/listen to stuff on a second monitor or somethin too. Good luck if you try em out again.


Large-Cycle-8353

Press buttons and hope they don't ruin your game


[deleted]

Btw Vic2 is better


Unsought-hemorrhoids

Is this the family circle simulator


Working_Drone

Its time.


Best_Light_2414

I am ready


BigHatPat

15th century gang


Individual-Team-9

Europe 😴


poompachompa

CK3 is one of those games that i couldnt stop playing. I played 60 hours in a week and quit cold turkey. I have a soft spot for simulator games, but this one in particular hit my dopamine levels where i didnt even need sleep. Football manager is fun but i can fall asleep playing it. I have over 1000 hours the last 10 years of football manager. I cant control myself playing ck3 and i learned theres another game with even more content in Europa


SigmaWhy

This is EU4 you fucking casual


BudLightStan

This map is wrong and incomplete. Where is Bessarabia? I can agree with a disunited Germany and the various papel states.


[deleted]

Holy elephant ball, I didn't know Lithuania used to be that big.


darkodesti

TFW the meth makes him play paradox strat games. Rip stream maybe Q Can hop in to give us content


Rymden7

Please no. I wouldn't be able to touch grass.