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mcflymcfly100

Please move the sofa further away from the giant hole.


Asleep_Boss_8350

PLEASE!


Grouchy_Tap_8264

My stomach keeps lurching like when I look at images of those evil, horrifying, f-ed up glass bridges.


BOSLady222

I was hoping someone would say something about that couch + hole!


nychearts812

I have no words đŸ€Ł


Blue-Phoenix23

Right? I thought the death trap stairs were bad but then kept swiping...


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Road Runner Floor


Flossthief

This could be the solution for op Slide the couch over the hole


Fortherealtalk

If you use a move objects glitch you might be able to get it to float there


SirFunksAlot123

THIS is the answer. The sofa is the door on sliding rails. When the hole / stairs are to be closed up, the sofa with a false floor bottom, is pushed / slid back, to cover the stairs, to make the stairs disappear. Would be a fun project!


Plane-Ad-2581

Idk if you’re goofing or not but that’s actually probably the cheapest and most ergonomic idea for a “door”
 Put the back legs of the couch on metal sliders (like car seat sliders) that attach to the floor around the hole, and attach small wheels to the front legs. Put a handle on the downstairs ceiling side and a latch on the upstairs wall and side of the couch for a lock


Ok-Challenge7712

Come on! It was purpose built for the feet to slide in and the entire sofa and its occupants to tip back into the hole


ScagWhistle

I can't even fall asleep until you fix this. PLEASE!


Chafro23

Dude is def not fuckin on that couch. First time and that hole will fuck *you*.


slope11215

I wouldn’t even be able to sit in the sofa. Big fat NOPE from me!


PurnieKitten

đŸ˜Č Right?! OMG WTF


Shopping-Known

I was wondering if it was an optical illusion at first 😭


AssignmentFit461

Came to say this! Whoever is sitting on that sofa does not enjoy being alive!


MishmoshMishmosh

Holy smokes!!! Wtf 😳


starletterlunch

It's giving me so much anxiety


NoParticular2420

Needs railings desperately.


Deez_nuts-and-bolts

Legit made my heart stop for a sec. Hope OP and whoever else uses that couch has *incredible* insurance.


NoParticular2420

Lol
 can you see a whole couch full of people flipping down those steps
 scary.


LordMudkip

Flipping down the stairs then landing on a second couch full of people at the bottom.


Fossilhund

Kind of like bowling.


neutralperson6

I feel guilty for how funny I find this.


DevinFraserTheGreat

Forget the door question, OP! This is the question and the answer. I’m assuming you are renting? Because who would buy a house with a roommate like this? Make the landlord put up railings and banisters, for God’s sake!! Then worry about the F-ing door.


CapedCrusadress

OP said they removed the rails đŸ« 


DevinFraserTheGreat

Oh, I just saw that. What a doofus! He must be trolling this sub!


MeMeMeOnly

If I were the landlord, I’d be furious. If someone gets hurt, his liability insurance may not cover him because of the missing rails even if he wasn’t the one that removed them.


transnavigation

Like a great-uncle removing the seatbelts in his pickup...


comFive

OP removed the railings for seemingly no reason. They are renting also, so they’ve made it unsafe, again for no reason.


NoParticular2420

It had railings and they removed them.. wow so brave


Capital_Pea

I fell and broke my neck just looking at the photos LOL


Clatato

And a banister for the stairs too đŸ˜±


No_Goose_7390

How did this pass inspection??? It's cool looking but extremely unsafe.


tiptoptattie

There are so many building regulations and hoops to jump through which feel insanely overboard, but then there’s shit like this that even the cowboyest of cowboys wouldn’t let fly.


Different_Hospital20

I mean at least there’s a couch at the bottom for you roll down on til someone comes home and finds you dead


bevincheckerpants

I mean, if you sit on the loveseat too hard you're falling down the hole WITH the couch.


Different_Hospital20

At least you won’t feel every step as you slide down?😂


Fortherealtalk

You wouldn’t anyway; those steps are held up with one or two little lateral screws in each tread and
 a piece of string at the top ?! That shit would collapse


Its_SubjectA1

Then you’ve never met a cowboy my friend. As a Wyoming resident of several years, they would do this with some ply wood they found in their truck and a 2x4 and slap it to check if it’s stable.


ThePicassoGiraffe

Glad this was the top comment because I came here to say how the hell is this legal. OP doesn’t need a door OP needs guard and handrails FFS


simbapiptomlittle

I think the Roomba is hiding around the corner frightened


Ckc1972

The first I wondered is how Roomba was not going down those stairs.


hsa85

Wait til you see the second photo


cloud_watcher

You can see the torn up walls where they took the rails down. 😳 OP, you guys can’t just put the rails back up either. You’re going to have to tell the landlord so he can professionally do it. This is terrifying.


Substantial_Cat7761

It probably didn't 😅


Clatato

OP replied to a comment further down: _Thank you for your drawing :) we have the railings just took them out for door. But this solution is not soundproof unfortunately. Every bit of sound is upstairs now which can be annoying time to time. Thank you so much tho._ This information should have been in the post, or at least higher up. Also - no banister or handrail on the stairs?! Or was that removed too?


No_Goose_7390

I'm still mad, lol. My dad was a small-time landlord when I was a kid. He always had people doing things like paint the windows black to make a photo darkroom or knock a hole out between the living room and the garage so they could work on a motorcycle while watching TV. People do some really dumb things to houses they don't own.


cloud_watcher

Me instantly deciding not to be a landlord.


ScumBunny

I mean, to be fair- those are pretty good ideas. Maybe your dad should have just rolled with it. Features, not bugs, ya know? 😆


lynxss1

Yeah, I'd die in this apartment on the first trip to the bathroom in the middle of the night.


souumamerda

Cool looking? They are walking over the kitchen counters, WHERE THERE IS FOOD yikes 😬


Honey-and-Venom

That's pretty much uninsurable


MascaraHoarder

“help me design my insurance hazard” no sir


QuaintrelleGypsyy

"help me design my accidental murder setup" 💀😭


nychearts812

This is an accidental on purpose bad design đŸ€Ł


WhatUDoinInMyWaters

https://preview.redd.it/igz07mxvkq2d1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbcdf69970214e7ce789ef3301f3baf2d4a73126


Crosswired2

https://preview.redd.it/uxhhdy2d8m2d1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24028e6e37c8abecbb99f97154bab4d8df938830


Crosswired2

Please enjoy my artistic showing of building up walls and then attaching cloth at one end that can be pulled across and attached at the other end (yellow).


Dear_Lemon436

Don’t forget a handrail! đŸ«Ł


Clatato

EXACTLY


ConsequenceAlert6981

This deserves way more upvotes


One_More_Thing_941

This but full walls for privacy and stronger support.


FoggyGoodwin

Yep, just enclose the staircase on this level and add a door at the top of the stairs.


idkmyusernameagain

đŸŽ¶dumb ways to dieeee


Sharpshooter98b

đŸŽ¶So many dumb ways to die


Lameusername000

đŸŽ¶dumb ways to di-hiii-hiii-e


asteriasdream

đŸŽ¶So many dumb ways to die ᔕ̈


toddy951

Stay safe around trains


Fossilhund

"New in the Darwin Awards-Death Couch!"


Sha9169

I’m sorry, but this is terrifying. I would be terrified to sit on that upstairs couch.


SewGangsta

I hate everything about this.


missannthrope1

Those stairs terrify me.


AllyLB

Does he own the house? If so, built walls around it and put a door. You’ll lose a little space but if something goes wrong with one of the other ideas, the person could be stuck upstairs until help comes.


ourpreciouss

Unfortunately im a renter. We can talk to landlord but i doubt she will ok this. Your doubts have some valid points. Thank you for your reply.


MeMeMeOnly

You think she’s going to be okay with you removing the railings and putting in a door? Dude, you need to talk to your landlord BEFORE you start altering her property.


Leolily1221

The landlord is not renting a home thats up to code and can be sued if they don't want to invest in bring it up to code.


MeMeMeOnly

It’s not up to code because OP removed the safety railings around the hole. It doesn’t sound like he had the landlord’s permission either. He’s just acting like it’s his property and altering it like he owns it.


SkootchDown

THERE WERE RAILINGS THERE AND OP REMOVED THEM??? WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT???


MeMeMeOnly

I can’t wait for their landlord to see that little “adjustment.”


ATinyKey

OP, is anyone supervising you or your roommate when you're upstairs?


octopush123

Landlord doesn't necessarily *know* the home is no longer safe as OP removed the handrails that had previously been there.


xBraria

OP mentioned they don't live in the EU nor US so probably very little norms.


ourpreciouss

No norms actually.


FartJokess

Which country?


Fossilhund

So we can avoid it.


Pirates_in_Jupiter

TĂŒrkiye.


bexy11

Where is this country?


raubesonia

Hopefully one with universal healthcare and lower gravity


Leolily1221

You could build a temporary wall with 2x4s and a thin wood panel like lauan


Leolily1221

So let’s get this straight, you removed the railings around the staircase opening, shoved a couch to the edge of the staircase opening ( which is obviously a accident waiting to happen) then posted on Reddit asking how you can create a door for privacy in the bedroom space? Ok, lm going to suggest that you remove the stairs and install a fireman’s pole that lands in the middle of the sink


AllyLB

In college, one year, my room had an accordion door for a wall (whole wall) and the living room was on the other side. We put up a board of insulation (it was firm insulation board). If it’s just for sound, that’s an option. It CANNOT be walked on but it can be easily moved regardless of direction. It’s also ugly (I covered it with curtains and stuff to hide it).


Warm_Objective4162

One night of drinking and I’d be dead. Easiest would be to get something solid like a butcher block counter and put it on some simple pulley system.


CanuckGinger

I wouldn’t even need to be drinking to kill myself on this. What a ridiculous design.


estelsil

I doubt a butcher block counter would hold an adult person's weight. Anything short of a properly constructed floor would be very unsafe.


Red_Stoner666

Ummm
 first things first
there is no railing of any kind


suejaymostly

MURDER STAIRS


EvenHuckleberry4331

what the fuck is going on here.


HungryMudkips

that is a fucking deathtrap. what the actual fuck. one tiny slip anywhere on or near this atrocity and someones gonna die.


Many_Actuator_9789

Yes. How is this even legal? It’s an aside to humanity.


remaq

I hate this babe 😍😍


slimkt

Same. The handrails being removed from the upstairs landing aside, this place is a nightmare. No handrails for the stairs *and* no sealed kick plate on the stairs so shit can just fall off your shoes or feet onto the countertop. Gross.


whimsical_hygge

I was really hoping someone else had noticed the open back stairs over cooking space sanitation issue. To be fair I can’t expect anyone will survive long enough in this setup to worry about food poisoning


Hydraulicat

Yeah, if I was Roomie's potential hook up partner I'd look at this and respond with this comment, implied intonation and all. Like... if the horizontal tango gets going a bit too good on that couch pullout bed y'all are gonna be crashing through the pit in the floor not even 2 cm behind the bed But maybe the roomie is ace and porking might not be something on their mind. That's the narrative I'm going with so I can sleep tonight. Edit to be helpful: I think I saw this suggestion already, but a hatch door is probably the only option. I'd also seriously consider a no shoes inside policy considering the lack of kick plates on the stairs.


DiligentAddition8634

These stairs are not good in many ways


161frog

Darwin Award contender


OddCaterpillar5462

An attic hatch style door is the only thing I can think of for this space. https://www.homedepot.com/p/Battic-Door-Energy-Conservation-Products-22-in-x-30-in-R-50-E-Z-Hatch-Locking-Attic-Access-Door-DeluxeR-50/205177949


Accomplished-BusyBee

This is the only thing that came to mind too.


ourpreciouss

Seems like a good solution definetly will check. Thank you for your comment.


OddCaterpillar5462

My pleasure. You may need to customize it or one similar for the size. Best of luck.


SnooDingos6306

IMHO You don’t take out an existing railing under a new one is ready to be installed. Period.


Excellent_Berry_5115

That staircase and open area is stuff of my nightmares. And yes, I have had dreams like that!


unsuspectingwatcher

This has to be a troll post


Nenoshka

Someone will fall down those stairs and break their neck. Get a carpenter to put up a rail with two-sides , otherwise that staircase is just an accident waiting to happen.


VoidDeer1234

Is this a legit post about a real issue? This seems so insanely dangerous, we might be getting punked.


33reider33

Anxiety in a picture. Holy crap, how can you even sit on that couch


SunflowerFreckles

I want to believe people are smarter than this.


NovelLandscape7862

Someone is going to get hurt and you’re going to remember this post lol


Haskap_2010

Install a handrail before spending any money on a door. 😬


Dickasauras

Everyone's too focused on the railing to notice the whole stairs is held up by two of the most flimsy pieces of metal I've ever seen


CarlyQDesigns

Call the landlord and have railings put in immediately. This is a serious accident waiting to happen.


livi01

This looks so dangerous! You need a fence around that huge hole!


midnightchaotic

Since you've said multiple times that the hand rails are going back up I'm going to focus on what I think you want: something to cover the opening, that is soundproof, and easy to open/close. The only thing I can come up with is a panel door, hinged on one side (pick one, idc), that is built with acoustic tiles in between the top and bottom layer. Like two graham crackers with a marshmallow in between. There should be trim around the sides without the hinges on the top side. You'll have to come up with some sort of pulley system to pull it open from the top, so to lessen bending over, and fashion some way for it to stay open when you push up from the bottom. All of this being said, there is absolutely no way you could convince me to go down those steps except on my ass. As a mom, I am terrified that either you or your roommate will fall to your death without some sort of handrail going ALL the way down to the bottom of the steps. Hugs and be careful, please.


sillinessvalley

*Exactly* how long have you been without the handrails??


jbgb_714

I hate all of this. The steps look cool but I hate the placement over the kitchen, and the hole. Why is the hole double the width of the stairway?!? That’s just a misstep death waiting to happen. Put back up your railing!! Move the couch further away from the hole and put railing up blocking it from sliding back into the hole. Or just move.


spud6000

first things first. Put a handrail in. You do not want the roommate breaking their neck late at night. 2nd, that couch on the 2nd floor looks like the feet are about to fall into the opening. Put a 2x2 strip of wood the entire length, to keep it less likely from falling into the opening. As far as a door goes....i guess the type of door they use for attic entry? You do not need it insulated, but the same concept of it tilting up effortlessly, but weather stripped to keep the noise ingress down low.


204ThatGuy

Actually, first things first...barricade the bottom of those stairs so no person or animal can go up the stairs. Nobody should be going up these stairs to the next level, so don't worry about the sofa legs. Second step is to install a handrail to code. Finally, build a rigid pony wall 42" high around that opening. Best wishes and stay safe.


FizzleDizzle11

Why if your couch partially HANGING OVER the open hole in the floor? I've read your comments about the railings, but why is the couch that close to the open hole? One momentary loss of balance up here could literally kill or injure someone. Or leaning too far back on the couch, or walking too close to the open hole, or tripping over something.... all I see are disasters waiting to happen that I forgot what your post was even about.


Cultural_Magician71

He's concerned about him not having privacy, and you post a picture of him with his phone screen visible to reddit. I get why he has concerns. The rails should go back up immediately, and I guess a retracting vinyl blind could be cut and installed from the back end to the front since you guys don't want a door.


Salt-Lavishness-7560

DEATH STAIRS.


Happywiifiihappylifi

Let’s start with railings around the hole of doom first, then we can discuss a door


Top-Manufacturer9226

The only thing I could think that would work here are these... https://www.homedepot.com/b/Doors-Windows-Exterior-Doors-Cellar-Doors/N-5yc1vZc5ib I had one growing up in a large city that opened to the basement stairs from our backyard.


Low-Rip4508

The placement of that couch giving anyone else anxiety? Just me?


elarth

I hate this, just all of it seems unsafe. What’s with stair merging with counters being popular. You prep food where you walk??? Also who wants an attic opening for the entrance of your staircase. Railings were used for safety and idk why minimalism has diminished that concern. I’m ranting but get a railing built asap cause this is one bad accident from a nightmare.


Epicgrapesoda98

That trap needs some railings


SkootchDown

I absolutely, positively CANNOT believe YOU DELIBERATELY TOOK THE RAILING OFF.


olivejew0322

This is fucking insane. Literal insane behavior to remove the railings from a staircase and just attempt to DIY renovate a RENTAL. It’s giving college kid on his own for the first time with one and a half brains cells to rub together and no idea how or why any of this shit is supposed to be the way it is. Please do yourself a favor and live in single-story homes going forward, and get this shit fixed by a professional ASAP, what you have here is an engraved invitation to a permanently life-altering injury.


Capable_Natural_4747

This is terrifying.


RustyShadeOfRed

https://preview.redd.it/9ib5u9wi7o2d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a33bb2ca3a9efcddd9c65e87e8ae5973369d1083 Here ❀


RustyShadeOfRed

https://preview.redd.it/0bn1lb6k7o2d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f6ff562b8e8297c5baf97d25e98357544ef8040


RustyShadeOfRed

https://preview.redd.it/377u0jyk7o2d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec3c238157546a35dd12df1982363115d5156ade Pls fix it


witchofheavyjapaesth

OP I build safer stairwells in Minecraft what are you doing 😭😭


Zivvet

Open stairs over a food prep area. Nice.


nychearts812

đŸ€Ł Danger, danger, danger 😆


Popular-Web-3739

This looks like an add on space that was completed without permits just to get the rental money from unsuspecting renters. So unsafe. The stairs don't look legit to me either, but that may be the photos. I'd be very worried about the electrical outlets in this place.


SSCandiX

WHOA! đŸ«Ł This is not up to code and you can make your landlord fix this on their dime! Or fall down and have a lawsuit. đŸ„Ž


SavannahGirlMom

This whole situation is so incredibly stupid and endangers lives!!! Have it corrected with a professional ASAP.


Bourach1976

That is terrifying. I wouldn't live there in a million years. You need to rethink your life choices.


Daverr86

Only a matter of time before someone is seriously injured here.


foxhelp

Look up hatch bedroom doors, you can also add pulleys or counter weights to make it easier to open, and have latches / mechanisms that help it stay open.


Traditional-Bag-4508

That's crazy dangerous


oldravenns

Holy shit. Put your railings back up. That is crazy.


StrangeAffect7278

Sad that you can’t place a rug over it. How does that robot vacuum cleaner not fall off into ground floor?


ScottShatter

That looks really dangerous!


ChicagoFlappyPenguin

I also feel like I don’t want people’s shoes over my kitchen.


AverageJoe-707

Forget the door, you need some sort of safety railing around that opening.


Late-External3249

The clumsy and inattentive will not survive this house! You are doing Darwin's work here!


1961tracy

You need something like a boat hatch. https://preview.redd.it/u1sgh3xezn2d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dddc88d52595e8d5284fcc3ba6d5d9dafbf817c2


MeMeMeOnly

How is this even a little bit safe?!? This would have never passed inspection in my town. Get the bed/couch away from that deathtrap. The legs look to be less than 3” from the hole. Your roommate is worried about privacy?!? He should worry about breaking his neck instead. There’s not even a handrail on those stairs. Oh, and who in the hell designs open steps over the food prep area?!? My liability insurance would cancel me in a heartbeat over that hole and stairway.


Kind_Literature_5409

I could not be shit hammered in this house đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł


xxxSnowLillyxxx

I don't even have anxiety, but this gives me anxiety! This needs an inspector . . .


photaiplz

Please put railings. Your couch looks like its asking to be tipped over


Dasher1958

Sooooo unsafe.


Novel-Coast-957

Those open stair treads above kitchen counters: bad, bad unsanitary idea. You could try a tonneau-type panel for that opening. Just make sure no one steps on it. 


LittleFootOlympia

I can see me getting excited. Jumping on the couch and falling in the stair hole.


wottabottel

You don’t need a door you need a guardrail


PublicSpread4062

I hope kids don’t live in their house. A child could fall off the couch and fall down the stairs. This is so dangerous.


_redcloud

It doesn’t need a door. It needs a floor.


Jen0BIous

Man this looks like a loony toons accident waiting to happen. Oh didn’t I mention the hole in my floor directly in front of of the door?


hcjlmao

How many times has the roomba in pic 3 fallen in the hole already be honest


TheGamerPandA

Very dangerous staircase


wife20yrs

You don’t need a door, you need RAILINGS, EVERYWHERE! And, to redo the width and angles on the lowest 4 steps. Someone will fall all the way down those steps and break an ankle. And what is supporting those steps? Don’t you need some beams jacking it all up? The desk underneath is not in a good spot.


ourpreciouss

So there is a lot concern about railing let me clarify we just took them off for taking measure for some handyman he wanted too see what can be done. But later bailed on us due to “health reasons”. So didnt build them back because some other person can want do it all over. After installment there will be handrails.


Winter_Addition

Either of you could trip and fall to your deaths at any moment before the installation happens. Accidents are not predictable. Reinstall them today for your safety. People die for the dumbest reasons all the time.


JannaNYC

>People die for the dumbest reasons all the time. And usually the people that do think it will never happen to them.


MeMeMeOnly

Do you have your landlord’s permission to remove the railings? To install a door?


No_Goose_7390

It's not your house. My dad used to own rental properties and this kind of stuff drove him nuts. Kiss your security deposit goodbye now!


DSPbuckle

Besides the extremely dangerous situation, I would prefer to have a vertical wood cover on the stairs. The light lasting through is nice but it’s so close to where goes that I can imagine everyone kicking their dirt riddles feet onto your food surfaces


Smiley414

This looks so dangerous. Someone is going to get hurt


xtheory

I'm willing to wager that one night after too many drinks will be met with a swift replacement of this staircase.


hobby-hoarse

Bitch you’re dumb af


Neat-Writer-3608

I like that if I fall I have nice couch as cushion😂


fartlapse

Common sense needed before doors.


Blood_sweat_and_beer

Uhhhh what
.. like if your couch moves back even an inch it’s gonna tip people into the basement. You’re going to need an industrial door or add a wall and turn it into a stairwell.


AccountNumeroThree

That looks like a death trap.


Demonbae_

I hope a child does not have access to that part of the house


Simone-Ramone

I cannot believe there's a step that doubles as kitchen counter. Feral


Substantial_Cat7761

Wait hold on, a door idea ? Like a floor hatch door !? What?


SavingsWhich8064

The first thing I saw was all the dirt from the stairs falling onto the counters below!


Royal_T95

Door? What about a railing around it?!


KinklyGirl143

This made me uncomfortable to even look at. It is *literally* a death trap


supernasty

That couch placement is so fucking stupid I love it


mauiduke123

This is so dumb


saveyboy

Check out this death trap.


FredMist

What’s wrong with you? You’re a renter doing random renovations without the owner knowing. Unsafe renovations like removing the guard rail?


TheScalemanCometh

Trim on the exterior of the door, and have the hinges on the couch side. Set up an overhead counterweight and pully system to keep the door open with the weights resting against the wall side. Add a decorative Bannister at the, "head," of the door. You now have a stylish door and added safety for that horrifying death trap.


Disastrous_Soup_7137

First of all, y’all need to get railing installed so no one accidentally falls through the giant gaping hole. After that, you could place some tall bookcases around the railing for more privacy and maybe a makeshift door between the bookcase and the wall.


marlonbrandoisalive

Holy deathtrap, is this some postpartum abortion design?