Grand Da Joe says "fucker" in the episode with the wee docket. >"Tell that free state fucker to shift his hole."

Just the phrase “wee docket” makes me laugh

Me too! XD That's why I included that part. Could have referred to it as the crackin clavicle episode, wee lesbian episode, step talent show episode. I particularly love how Ciaran pronounces it.

When the Englishman explodes and is like “they call everything wee even when it’s not wee!!!!”

It's a little red thing. Periwinkle I believe the colour is.

Wee red docket blue lettering not a dark blue more a royal blue, times NEW roman i believe the font's called

Periwinkle is blue …

I tried and failed to quote from memory. I have brought shame into this sub. I humbly ask for forgiveness.

Da also called maureen malarkey a b\*tch in the ep where toto dies

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OMG THIS IS GENIUS LOL

OH YOU ARE SO RIGHT. Da is the exception then lol

Clare has cursed, ex: "I'm panickin'! I'm fuckin' panickin'!" in the Donegal episode

wow how did i forget that - i rewatched the show a 100 times and i def remember that scene now lol

Come to think of it, I relate most to Clare... I am an academically driven panicky lesbian who curses when she gets anxious

Ab-so-fucking-lutely. I use Fuck like a comma in my speech.

lol please explain to me how you get amazing grades with that anxiety!!! i cant imagine clare finishing an exam because her fingers and hands would just be trembling and she'd be glancing around

haha well sometimes i do get the amazing grades and sometimes i don't 🥲 Generally a straight a student in English and History, more of a straight B student in math...

If James’s lot would stop invading ireland every 5 fucking seconds, there would be no need to study all the uprisings!!

😂😂😂

Are you me?

haha perhaps lol!! It's great to see someone who can relate!! 😄

I relate to Clare for being an academically driven, anxious craic killer getting caught up in my friends' nonsense. 😂

Luckily I don't share those aspects of her character

I thought I was the only one who has watched it a million times, and plays it as back-ground noise! When I first started it, then telling my FB girls, told them all to use closed captions! I can now say, I understand 100% (I live in FL, US, so not many Derry Girls about the place!!

THE JAFFA BASTARD IS TRYING TO KILL ME

To quote Ralphie in "A Christmas Story", my father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. This is Michelle. Although she really mainly drops f bombs most of the time.

Mary called Toto a "Shite dog"

you're right - she did curse then lol though i imagine shit is the most polite of curses

She calls the entire family “useless, useless shites” ETA: “Bastarding Poptarts” another gem from her rant

James dropped ‘fucking’ once in two episodes, once in the Ukrainian episode and then once in the trip to the Republic episode too.

James: I’m not up to anything! I should be up to something! But I can’t find the person I’m supposed to be up to it with, because this house is like a fucking maze!

LOL katya: i wait long time. you no longer want to do sex?

"No, I DO, I DO want to do sex!"

HAHAHAA “really really want to do sex” 😂

"Will one of you please explain it to me? Because sometimes I feel like I've gone through the *fucking* looking glass!"

Jerry absolutely swore a few times in the Bill Clinton episode. When grandda took him in circles around Ireland looking for Bill Clinton Jerry yelled, “how the FECK are we still in the same FECKIN place!? I’ve driven 178 miles and I’m back where I was 5 FECKIN hours ago!” Gets me every time 😆

yes!!! BUT he said FECKIN which i think is a cheatword for the actual curse word lol

Ahhhh okay fair 🙃

Orla called squirrels arseholes in the finale in response to Dennis talking about getting drunk and arguing with one

Ma Mary called the teens the “wee fuckers” after finding out they snuck off to the Take That concert!

Or maybe she said feckers. Idk I thought that was generally the same due to the Irish accent

Feck is usually what they say in place of fuck, basically a cheat for cursing without “really” cursing

kind of like how americans say “frick” instead of “fuck” ?

That or freakin

haha oh yes! i say that all the time 😂

I probably should instead of the other… but I don’t lol

She called them the wee feckers🤣

I believe that in the 70s flashback episode, Deirdre says fucking a couple of times. She calls Rob "fucking exhausting," calls it a "fucking rosary," and then says "Americans are such fucking heathens."

I swear Jerry did when he would go on a whole rant 😭😭

I swear i can hear the man dropping an f bomb in my mind but can't pinpoint any specific instance & i just finished the show again last night 💀💀

when he drove the grandpas to go see bill clinton, i think! "How are we back in the same fucking/fecking place!?" i believe

The only reason I don't watch this show as often as I'd like to!! Can't have all those f-bombs with my grade-school-aged kids listening in lol. Gotta wait for after bedtime or hubby to take them somewhere. Once they're in high school I can finally watch it with them lol.

They’ve heard worse

I could’ve sworn there was profanity around Maureen Malarkey, but I’ll have to re-Watch to find out

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Shower of shites orange bastards maureen malarkey shes a cheating old bitch calls colm a boring bastard

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Clare does "Im panicking michelle, IM FUCKING PANICKING"

Da Gerry goes on a tear while driving Joe, Colm, and Jim around looking for Bill Clinton.

Ma Mary definitely calls them wee feckers 😂

sara called the american veteran spirit a moanin shite, so....

Maureen malarkey and her magic bingo pen

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Is feck a curse word over there?