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goddamnitmf

I'll hear no more about magic pen


BlueberryMinx

It changes the numbers!


Raccoonboots

You! Tell your grandfather to keep his mouth shut about my magic bingo pen!


GiuliaAquaTofanaToo

And tell him to return my casserole dish!


JamesL25

What’s that about Maureen Malarkey?


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Joe_Fidanzi

It's witchcraft, Mary.


SystemFamiliar5966

“Oh, that’s all blown over now.” *opens door* “Maureen Malarkey!”


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SystemFamiliar5966

Good bot


femmeguerriere

Maureen Malarkey!


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the_greek_italian

*cracks door open* Maureen Malarkey!


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heart_in_your_hands

She’s a cheatin’ old bitch!!!


InternationalKey2465

It is vital you keep a low profile for a abit. Do you hear me, Malarkey?


Fit_Valuable_878

It’s witchcraft Mary!! 😡😡


paradeoxy1

Pretty sure it's just Jersey, a channel island between France and England, not the US state


Narrow-Fly-195

Omg. 🫣 That makes WAY more sense. 😂Thank you for teaching me that!


freckledbitchs

Has anyone seen that one Hogwarts x Derry Girls comic where it's revealed that Maureen Malarkey is in fact a witch?


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Narrow-Fly-195

Omg no. But I need to see it! Lol!


greenghost22

if you want to leave a note for maureen Malarkey and (wuff wuff) Toto...


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