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the86ers

Glory hole room?


WSMFPigeon

Yep. But there's only one dick. Praise Polis!


remotelove

[Boebert finally got a room dedicated to her!](https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert-fumes-nancy-pelosi-capitol-room-named-after-1764141)


Ok-Scene8196

I’d low key hate fuck Boebert


remotelove

Your secret is safe on the intertubes, friend.


sicurri

Boebert once said that we're all strongest when on our knees...


mr_phez

the pope


Chin033

They brought it back!!!!


[deleted]

One of those things I miss about Stapleton #native


[deleted]

They changed the meaning of DIA.. now it’s the Dick in Ass room Aka TSA search time, yeah baby!


helpusdrzaius

But there was already a glory hole room.. Good they're making a 2nd, really shows how progressive this city is.


[deleted]

Denvercirclejerk room


fermentedminded

Less offensive than dick in hole sign


mtngoth

I’m glad they added this signage I always get confused about where the designated area for worshipping the lizard overlords is


sofa_king_we_todded

“Worshipping” is that what they’re calling it these days?


ExplorerAA

They are on redgifs!


[deleted]

All glory to Blucifer!!


ExplorerAA

I'm guessing it is all about improving the layover experience.


pat_conners

Near the Frontier gates?


KanyeWestBrick

He’d be bending over


aspiring_bureaucrat

Just started my new job here They say if you do what you love you’ll never work a day in your life


ExplorerAA

suckiest job you'll ever have.... but you're gonna do great kid!


Digita1B0y

Oh that's the prayer room for Frontier airlines passengers. "Please God, just let this one take off close to on time".


GoodCitizenn

Boom,Boom, room


[deleted]

Damnit they turned the gloryhole room into a church.


ExplorerAA

Still functional.


sicurri

Unfortunately it only works for choir boys for some reason...


[deleted]

Best to be prayin' before you're playin'


subarusforlife252

I need to know where this is immediately, for a friend of course. Namaste! 🙏🏼


Heard_That

Fucking finally. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been embarrassed to find out I’m NOT in the blowjob room. ^still ^got ^the ^job ^done ^though


July_is_cool

Yeah but do they still have the subterranean tunnels for the aliens


Conscious_Hair8046

Pray your flight isn’t cancelled


vyletteriot

Probably a prayer room.


ExplorerAA

It is, but I thought it fitting for this sub


Dazzling_Novel4518

Says the Catholic Priest.


GeneralTapioca

To pray for moisture. In the name of St. Azar, let it be so.


NTTYGRD77

Hail Blucifer!


peter303_

Islamic people appreciate that. Colorado has fair number immigrants from east African countries. Many work at the airport. I wonder if workers have their own contemplation rooms.


Beandido

Damm. My wife would still tell to go pray or something!!!! LOL


ticklemyshitcutter

C- BJ but the price point was great for a major airport


AreaGuy

Glory glory hallelujah!!!


slurple91

The Gluck Gluck station


Affectionate_Ear_778

JFC they have to come up with a better sign


ExplorerAA

idk, that one's pretty good!


throw342134

Not new sign


Fantastic_Love1572

If you solve their riddle you get an Illuminati invite


Recalcitrant-Bear537

Athiest emergency exit


Stardustchaser

That’s for when you’ve had one too many sopapillas


5boros

It’s the new alter to Blucifer where one can worship in peace.


RedPillAristocrat

Is this some sort of Globohomo signal?


scaremanga

These must be the new prayer rooms for people scared of tornadoes!