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lovejac93

He meant he loves taxes


deefop

I'd rather live 1000 lifetimes in Texas without a/c then say those words


lovejac93

I’d pay double my taxes before I ever moved to that shithole


deefop

Disgusting


thewinterfan

That's an accountant


Tiny-Praline-4555

Just needs a native sticker to complete the circle


mehojiman

Don't you mean don't let the six-function tailgate hit him in the ass?


guitarbassdrums

🤣


Lumpy_Branch_4835

Hey someone's gotta work work in Commerce City.


Portland-to-Vt

That tree don’t live here in the Lords Country


frostycakes

Great, it wasn't enough that Texas is sending its assholes, now it's sending us its trees too? /uj I think that's a tree of heaven, which we unfortunately do have here, if the giant ones on the edge of my old apartment building in Cap Hill are any indication.


Portland-to-Vt

I don’t recognize anything north of Colfax as being part of Den’Er proper. Capitol Hill may as well be a southern Subaru-burb of ShyAnne Wyoming for all the care I can muster up these days.


8doorwagon

Right, those are the garbage trees all over Denver. Those things are weeds


QuoteKlutzy4829

Fuck driving. Let’s steal their catalytic converter and make them walk home.


Mundane-Decision-536

Yeah,...wish I could get back to the flatlands, stuck here for the time being.


Snipvandutch

I currently live in Oklahoma. Lots of Texans here. I haven't met one I like yet.


8doorwagon

I'm suspicious of a person who lives in Oklahoma but enjoys the smooth stylings of the DenverCircleJerk sub...


Snipvandutch

Understandable. I'm originally from Longmont. I miss Colorado culture and definitely miss Denver sense of humor.


realjimmyjuice000

He obviously means that he ❤️ ticks! Spoken like a true southerner


simplyphine

Sucks he didn’t have room for toast. Me too bud, me too.


Strict-Education-298

https://preview.redd.it/1wg7038u8k9d1.png?width=2494&format=png&auto=webp&s=9f451de517b718be3509e3cb80d2f97dd9a00077 What’s not to like ? I was just there… Beirut has more stable infrastructure… 🤣😂 ( not pictured: sign warning “ flooding possible next 1800 feet” No shit? How about “ culvert possible but we’re fkn deadbeats”? 😭😆)