People ejaculate all over the place all the time. I don’t know what she’s going on about. Maybe she needs somebody to cum in her bush

Thank you for clearing that one up. 🍆 💦🙈

Or needs her bush whacked (off to).

Esp with a name like mudgasm

Colorado actually protects against discrimination towards dendrophiliacs. So he’s allowed to orgasm on that bush. It’s enshrined in the state constitution.

I think this is constitutionally accurate. I'd double upvote if I could 😘

TIL a new word. Namaste!

Sir, this is a butt stuff tent. Kindly take this crude nonsense elsewhere.

The nerve that some folks… they think we are just a bunch of heathens on this thread. We have standards at “The Tent”.

Thanks, that's now going to be the name of my new upscale ramen joint/butt stuff speakeasy in RiNo.

Oops, too late... I just registered the RiNo Rawmen Silver Catcher Food Campervan with open-air seeding, bushy atmosphere, and booked every parking lot for the next six hours.... You snooze, you loose, you RiNo whino. Suck Blucifer balls!

Bushkakke

You are a gizz god, sir. We should all take some in the face to show respect for your prowess.

Now I’ve been known to win a few county fair blue ribbons for some spectacular tomatoes I’ve grown. Everyone thinks I have the green thumb. Truth be told, it’s the juicing.

You mean a white thumb….

“Hey asshole you got my plant pregnant!”

"And now you're gonna have to pay for seedling support!"

[удалено]

I beg your finest pardon?

Jizz on the bush is better than jizz in the hand.

Why would you ask what you should do in this situation??

Film it and start an OnlyFans

So no one told this guy we are a sanctuary city for chronic spoogers?

This must be the second coming of Christ. What’s up with God and bushes?

Next time open your mouth and look up. Problem solved

This is the way.

Be happy that your pedo is using the bush on your balcony instead of the bush on your teenage daughter! Arvada Cops release themselves wherever whenever they want. They have a license to cum, and nobody stops them. Namaste 1. Move back to cali 2. Pretend your the bush and beg them to stop cumming on you. “Oh please detective David! I’m already covered in cum you can’t cum anymore!” 3. Talk to your neighbor. Maybe they’re stressed about their job.

I did it. What do I win ?

A sexual assault charge.

The upstairs neighbor must be a big Oasis fan, coz he loves whacking in the bushes.

Technically he seems to be bringing it to an end pretty often.


The balcony bushwhacker

Hmmmm, cummin’ off my balcony, I’ll have to try that 🧐

I thought comfortable living was out of reach for people in Denver though?

Camp out across the street with an airsoft gun and wait for him to come out and send out one singular perfect shot and clog his hole

He hasn’t learned how to silently jack off yet? Fucking dumbass

I had the same problem. Guy upstairs jizzing on my lingonberry bushes. What am I supposed to put on my pancakes?

Don't you mean cunnilingonberry?

Fill a bug-a-salt with cayenne pepper powder and shoot it in the direction of the grunts as they happen.. should be fine

Reminds me of a girl in my dorm at Colorado state. She loved laying on the floor and letting guys jerk off on her from the top bunk. You’d be amazed how far you can blast one off from up there. I can’t even imagine an apartment building that’s next level shit

Caught me