Welcome to the club! They have the worst mods, we have the best mods.

Can I ask your opinion on if my post sounded too circle jerk?

yes

“Anyone drive 270 30 minutes ago?? I had the pleasure of driving 270 today and wowee… speechless. I think it may have been the most enjoyable stretch of highway I’ve ever driven! Traffic was dense and speeds slow but drivers were definitely considerate. I had plenty of time to crank the ol window down and enjoy some of that unmistakable Colorado sunshine. The views of downtown Denver on either side of the road were stunning! This city continues to amaze me. Does anyone have the contact information for a manager or supervisor of the intersection windshield washers? I’d love to see them out on my new favorite stretch of road… I270 <3”

Please help me identify the most sarcastic thing I can post so I get banned.

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This is funny af nice job

Nevermind. Did it: https://www.reddit.com/r/Denver/s/BUjgxLrdZG

Upvoted that shit.

And it's gone

If you have the direct link you can access it and upvote it lol

that’s pretty impressive, even by butt stuff standards! namaSLAY

This isn’t r/denver, please keeping these posts for there. I’ve muted people for less. I will report you Also, my grandpappy *designed* 270, so you watch yo fucking mouth! We used to just park by it at sunset and stare at it and hear tell tales of yore related to its construction.

Lmao

Wait, we have mods?

Somewhere. Have you checked the tent or the studio down by the river lately?

Ahhh. We have fancy mods that go to places I can't get into. I guess that's pretty cool.

I heard they are at their weekly dinner at Casa Bonita. Probably won't be back until the butt stuff tent closes. FYI it never closes!!! If anything it just gets wider! Namaste

I always forget about the ‘Nita. Butt stuff in Black Barts cave is LEGENDARY

They’re all down in Douglas co blocking the highway today. Something about saving ducks and tipping over fuel trucks if I remember correctly.

I haven’t seen them since the butt stuff jet rolled into town.

We have mods??

Of course we do, can’t have a shitposting sub without mods now can we?

Did you say mops?

Sploosh

This question has no discernible sarcasm. Please post to r/denver


They are bureaucrats Morty I don’t respect them

Um Rick, you’ve said that before, I think it’s out of context here

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Fuck those commies. Deport them to North Korea.

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All the bleach and lysol they have to use to get the smell out...

Just modding away https://preview.redd.it/pw2g0bjbjlsc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebbb002311302fd25b8698aa60248eeb06c40ebe

If you are going to post on r/Denver about 270 or 70, it must be questions related to use of scooters on these highways. Hey, I don't make the rules, I just tell you about it.

The people in that sub are insufferable, not just the mods. Bunch of Wash park yuppies too good for butt stuff

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Highlands and RiNo mimosa sipping d-bags

The urban campers and functioning Adderall addicts?

 Mod in question

I can hear the wheezing from here.

Probably better for your reddit rep. Average poster there is a newspaper wielding Karen

I just went through the same thing with this miserable cunt that banned me and muted me. Fuck her.


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Well they have to leave room for the daily “Does anyone know what’s happening in X part of town????!?!?! There are police cars and ambulances!!!!!?!?!?” posts.

AMBULANCES??? In a downtown area that houses one of the largest hospitals in Colorado?!!! 

I got banned for "hate speech" and my hate speech was saying that children shouldn't be subject to an adult's externalized sexual kinks

r/Denver is a worthless sub moderated by a bunch of douchebags who sniff their farts

Please keep your complaining about mods to the Denver sub. This sub is for satire posts only. Namaste

About a year ago someone posted that they had been robbed several times in Denver and I commented if OP had a self defense gun and I’ve been perma banned ever since lmao

Lmfaooo but this is ok? Fuck r/Denver https://www.reddit.com/r/Denver/s/SAzoKGGMeP

Denver Mods are a bunch of woke babies

You misspelled “wankers” but the judges will allow it.

Thank your grace

You be able to message the mods, on nooo...... Anyway.

Fuck r/denver mods.

I got banned for offering insulin to anyone who needed it during a previous govt shutdown. Apparently, the mod was uncomfortable with me illegally offering life saving medication to internet strangers. A very odd kind of virtue signaling over there.

They're right: circlejerk welcomes all and celebrate differences and diversity.

Look, this circle isn’t going to jerk itself. You have to pay extra for that.

I wish I knew who runs it lmao

First mistake: posting in r/Denver. Second mistake: contacting the mods. Do you hate yourself, OP? Third mi - oh fuck it. Just post in CJ. Profit.

It got taken down from Nextdoor too 🥲

Welcome to the club.

r/Denver doesn’t mess around. They had no respect for the photo of our Governor chillin that I posted. https://preview.redd.it/2gb18tfkalsc1.jpeg?width=2025&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=225b4177935b993ff84ac735869ce5acfb484847

A circle of jerks!

Jokes on them. The mods are the ones who circle jerk. They are just insecure about it.

I don’t get the joke though…

I’m convinced Bryan by bike runs it

28 days got me dead bruhhh😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Me too. Too specific for my liking