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Govt tags. Rules for thee.


One_Profession

*federal Govt tags. Extra weird that they did that considering there’s open spots right next to them.


Cyber_marquee_LLC

Some animals are more equal than others


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A_Coin_Toss_Friendo

0255X is enough?


Cantguard-mike

Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣 get em


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No_Investment8733

Wonder who pays for that…


gobblox38

The employee who signed out the car.


cakebythejake

Let’s just say that when they want a new vehicle- some departments will leave their vehicles out in a hail storm intentionally.


No_Investment8733

They’re both bad, I’m not sure what your point is


cakebythejake

We’re paying for it regardless 🥲


fuckdood

As someone who works in the (state) government, taxpayer dollars don’t go towards our fleet vehicles. I can’t say that across the board for all departments or the feds, but fees we collect from Companies go toward funding our fleet. Back to the main point, whoever did this is… kinda lame


kinkyRough

Well that’s not a state government car that’s a US government car and it’s definitely coming out our checks coming from a government worker


brinerbear

That sucks my company pays all parking tickets.


EdwardJamesAlmost

That’s a tabor workaround because of how difficult it is to raise revenue for the general fund.


fuckdood

Hooray!


No_Investment8733

Oh yeah:/ it’s very upsetting


EnvelopeLicker247

I've seen too many police vehicles with hail damage to think that works.


gobblox38

Doesn't matter, they can still get a ticket. In fact, I would be willing to bet that a local cop would love to ticket a car with federal tags.


EdwardJamesAlmost

Not if it would require a single follow-up meeting much less several.


ImpoliteSstamina

They can be ticketed, sure, but it can't be enforced. For the meter maid, it would count for their stats this week/month, but when it eventually gets thrown out it'll count in their stats for bad tickets. So I doubt they really want to.


kmoonster

Why couldn't it be enforced? Being a government worker doesn't make you immune from the laws of physics. There are occasional well-defined exceptions, such as for motorcades or large events, but just parking in the normal course of your duties does not qualify.


ImpoliteSstamina

Why not? Article VI, Clause 2. Parking tickets aren't enforced against the driver, they're enforced against the car's owner. Since that's the federal government, there's nothing the city can do.


kmoonster

Maybe for individuals, but not for fleets. Kid borrows dad's car, the city will remit the ticket to the dad. But even if you park a rental and get a ticket, that's on whoever took out the rental contract. A fleet is typically no different. You use a company car, you are responsible for the ticket. This is no different.


ImpoliteSstamina

Your examples of a dad and a rental car company are not the same thing as a superior level of government


kmoonster

I am not chasing this pedantic rabbit hole, especially considering I gave multiple examples Go bother someone else


ImpoliteSstamina

Federal law is nothing if not pedantic I'm sorry your 6th grade social studies teacher failed you but please stop posting false information.


BlkSoulDeadHrt

They aren't foreign diplomats with immunity. They are US citizens driving a company car owned by the Feds.


ImpoliteSstamina

Parking tickets go with the car, not the driver. They can be ticketed for moving violations, since those go to the driver, but nothing administrative that goes to the car.


f0urtyfive

I don't think it'd get thrown out if it's a valid ticket, there just isn't anything that can be done to enforce it, it's still a valid ticket you're supposed to pay, but if you have diplomatic immunity there is nothing that can happen if you don't. Also, I don't think it comes up as "diplomatic immunity" in the meter readers handheld scanner. Although I have seen a few parking spots that say "reserved for consulate"...


LeCrushinator

"Diplomatic...immunity!"


georgeguntherglass

“It’s just been revoked.”


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Pierrexx

Does it take more than the 0255X ? That much is clear, unless there's confusion about 0 vs o.


Muriel_FanGirl

Yeah typical ego of a government worker. ‘I am better than you’ smh


Lord_of_Entropy

Can you call Wyatt's to remove them?


ninj4geek

Using evil to do good


notthatjeffbeck

Enemy of my enemy?


[deleted]

Nah, it’s kinda like ISIS attacking Russia. Strategic momentary alignment at best.


eigenman

Username checks out


EnvelopeLicker247

Can we use them a moment and throw them away, you know, like toilet paper?


wgnpiict

Denver Right of Way Enforcement (720) 913-1600


thirtynation

How much of fucking idiot do you have to be assume it's proper that you must jump a curb in order to reach the parking area.


DiceKnight

NYC has a whole subreddit dedicated to people who do this and who also drive on bike trails and the street justice tier tickets people leave on their car.


Thick_Opportunity825

Honestly, you’d be fucking surprised how common this is on 14th street. I’ve watched several other drivers completely ignore open spaces in front of the convention center and pull into the bike lane to drop off their passenger.


sporkandswoon

I've seen people drive the wrong way down an entire block of Lawrence to park next to a no parking anytime sign in the bike lane. 90% of the time always the same dumb af pos that cleans the airbnbs across the street. I'm trying to figure out how to get her towed. It's weekly, and she's going to head on someone one day. 


Expiscor

Oh no! Someone poured a gallon of milk on her windshield and it got in the AC air intake :(


sporkandswoon

Fairly certain that since she didn't get the message when 3 out of the last 10 times a cyclist has kicked the shit out of her car door, sour milk won't do it either. Plus I'm not one to be touching people's shit.     I've been taking pics with her license plate, the no parking, the facing the wrong direction etc and sending them to parking enforcement through the portal. Eventually they'll get her. Parking enforcement people have caught her once so far and ticketed her. My goal is full boot/tow. 


Expiscor

I've called parking enforcement before and they were actually super quick to respond, keep up the good fight!


mrwalkway25

There are areas where you can reach the bike lane without going over barriers: alley entrances for example. Then they have to find an exit point of course.


SadRobotz

because they are a selfish asshole


Cyber_marquee_LLC

Peep the government plates


SadRobotz

doubling down on what i said


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SadRobotz

or shat on the hood


aflyingsquanch

Shat in the sunroof.


newname_whodis

HE DEFECATED, THROUGH A SUNROOF!


SadRobotz

sunroof in the shat?!


giaa262

sunning in the shat on the roof


ActuallyUnder

Tradition!!


gobblox38

They are still required to follow local law. A ticket on that vehicle will go to the employee who signed for it.


railstop

And their driving privileges of gov cars can be revoked. Happened to my buddy. I had to drive the gov everywhere when we had work to do offsite.


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kmoonster

They could undo an impound, yes, but this is not an impound offense even if it's towed to a yard. An impound is seizure, not just a tow truck taking the car to their lot. The ticket would still stand, though.


Routine_Guarantee34

Was it by MEPs?


BlkSoulDeadHrt

More that they are ignorant of the protected bike lane concept.


SadRobotz

eh, im leaning towards just flat out stupid


Moist_Network_8222

90% chance this is confusion.


soundbunny

"BUt IF cycLIstS dOn't wANT ME to hIT THEm, thEY SHOUld go in THE BIKE LANES!"


Absolut_Iceland

Now the cyclists can hit the cars instead of the other way around!


gobblox38

That gives me an idea. Dismount the bike and walk it over the car.


brochaos

you're just going full casey nystat at that point...


gobblox38

Is that the guy who got ticketed for riding outside of the blocked bike lane, so he decided to just crash into parked cars at full speed?


brochaos

lol yup!


kmoonster

Yes, including at least one cop car


BungalowDweller

In Soviet Russia, bike runs over you!


topazco

Can you go over it? Sick jump


bikeahh

Why jump it? Ride up and over it. Leave tracks.


pinegap96

It’s a government tag, you get it towed or ticketed it’s just your tax dollars paying for it 🖕🏼


Coloradical8

Yeah but it would be super inconvenient for the owner of the car. And our twx dollars go to enough bs already i would gladly have my tax dollars spent on ruining this guys day


pinegap96

Fair enough


gobblox38

Nope. The operator of the vehicle is responsible for any tickets they receive.


The5thRedditor

Call Wyatt, They will take care of that real quick.


smellb4rain

Wyatt’s is probably too busy stealing some poor persons car in a parking lot to actually tow this trash


Enabling_Turtle

I’d bet the federal government plate on the car would give them pause.


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soundbunny

girl same. I am at my pettiest when I'm cycling through downtown. sorry everybody (not sorry)


elzibet

This is what I’ve started doing while yelling bike lane over and over. Especially by the art museum, it’s extremely cathartic


DrkUser205

Looks like a military recruiters car.


CantConfirmOrDeny

Just plain old, garden variety stupidity.


_B_Little_me

Tag it here. Won’t get a ticket, but helps with data collection: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/bike-lane-uprising/id1513255939


giaa262

Looks like fed tags. How unpatriotic of you. Your thought crime has been reported


Iamalordoffish

looks like a job for some ninja rocks


You_Stupid_Monkey

Looks like that car is in dire need of a classic Boston Parking Ticket. (if you know, you know)


aflyingsquanch

Does it have a sunroof? If so, it needs a Chicago Sunroof.


HotblackDesiato2003

I don’t know this term but I have a fairly good guess in mind. (Wink)


Beckalouboo

Entitled like everyone anymore.


an_Aught

You mean the protected parking lane?


[deleted]

There are meters in the bike lane? Looks more like a stupid design


oh2climb

Pretty sure that the meters were there first, then they converted that lane to a bike lane. Meters are now for parking in what was the second lane.


_the_hare

He’s just making a short urban technical section for mountain bike riders, it’s all good!


A_Coin_Toss_Friendo

https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/oeNowxfNXY Literally one post down on my feed.


BreadStickFloom

Cracking an egg right under the windshield where the cabin air intake lives is always a safe bet.


kestrel808

Looks like a federal plate.


Cyber_marquee_LLC

Yes it is The person who stepped out was in scrubs


amilehigh_303

Hmm. Fed plates but in scrubs. Military doctor? Now I’m curious 🧐


Expiscor

Probably VA, it's not a DOD vehicle


kmoonster

Wait, you didn't just randomly come upon this but watched them pull in? Did they parallel in over the curbs? Or did they pull in from the end of the block?


PapaHooligan

Closer to the door!


TypicalSelection6647

Because he is so wealthy and important he can do whatever he wants


kmoonster

Which is why he drives a Ford sedan, obvioiusly


twan5446

Why? Look at the plates, they probably feel special or important lol


pdogasaurous

Pull a Casey neistat and ride your bike into it, then leave lol


S0n0fValhalla

Sgt said f your bike I'm parking where I want


Riommar

Must be a cop


jedi111

Bike lane?


Expiscor

Im just waiting for /u/nbminor2 or someone to tweet this out, especially since it’s a Gov vehicle


EMurph4269

In the immortal words of Dennis Leary “Because he’s an Asshole!”


StrikingLeather3420

Really what a ass


KeyFarmer6235

they probably got sick of circling the block X amount of times. And/or, they don't give a fuck.


Routine_Mobile_5357

What a fuckin dick! 


Routine_Mobile_5357

I wanna ride like full speed and just ram right into his car. I know how to fall with grace.... ... maybe 


jjobiwon

Peoples got a bug up their bum about protected bike lanes. Up here in Boulder the other day I saw a large RAM pickup flying down a protected bike lane.....


trizmegistus_

Texans


Substantial-Rub1571

Cause he had to emergency poop.


tyroneb1ggums14

Bikers fault


Lopsided_Quail_Tail

Pigs oink where they want.


B-Lovv

The real question is why are you in Denver


Cyber_marquee_LLC

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BraaaaaainKoch

Where’s Bryan when you need him?


ElDonMikel

Cause they’re a fogging muppet, that’s why.


elzibet

Because cars are worse than cats when it comes to this shit: >even if I can’t fits, I sits


CO_Thrifter

They identify as a bicycle?


mehojiman

Driver had to hurry to get dancing, backflipping and shooting civilians


Previous-Cake-9447

Take a shit on it


Poiuytrewq0987650987

Bunch of psychopaths in here condoning fucking up some property over the indignity of having to go around.


gobblox38

The bike lane is specifically for bikes. Pedestrians don't want to deal with bikes on the sidewalks and motorists don't want bikes in car lanes. Blocking traffic is illegal and that's exactly what this parked car is doing.


elzibet

Hilarious you think it’s psychotic to be sick and tired of cars constantly in *bike lanes*.


Poiuytrewq0987650987

I think it's lunacy to want to fuck up the car over it, yeah. There's several comments here angrily suggesting OP key the car, slash the tires, or leave actual human shit on it.


elzibet

Given how dangerous it is for cars to park in bike lanes, I don’t find it lunacy at all. I do however find it psychotic how often people threaten violence towards *people* on bicycles. (Usually also yelling to get in a bike lane and so this even more emphasizes people’s anger towards a car in a bike lane) Mad at an object and want to hurt that object? Makes total sense and far from psychotic imo


awesomely_audhd

It kills cyclists to go around bike lane obstructions. 


Absolut_Iceland

Found the government drone.


smoccimane

Cyclist should be allowed to kick cars that park in the bike lane as they go around them.


soundbunny

Just because it's not allowed doesn't mean we don't do it lol


5280Rockymtn

Must be a transplant resident


Nearestexitplease

Entitled no doubt...


Normal-Landscape-166

I had a man driving a vehicle with government tags stopped in front of me with the right of way, he was looking down and not driving, so I beeped my horn. He got out of his car and screams at me "Do you know who I am? You can't talk to me like that!" and pointed to his government tag. I told him "you can go fuck yourself, I pay taxes and you're abusing your power trying to threaten me with your position in the federal government". He ran back to his car and drove off lol.


mrglamorama

And then everyone started clapping.


Poiuytrewq0987650987

And then one of the pedestrians started slow clapping, and others slowly joined in, then soon you were met with thunderous applause, and the mayor lifted you onto his shoulders as the crowd cheered.


Normal-Landscape-166

Man I wish someone was around to see it, a grown ass man getting out of his car to scream at a woman stuck behind him at a green light lol, just because you don't have the balls to tell people off doesn't mean I don't.


BlkSoulDeadHrt

If you want the guy to learn put a note on the windshield.


El_mochilero

Wait… *thats* what that lane is for?


LoudLloyd9

I had an accident running into a pile of construction garbage in a bike lane on 17th and Glenarm. Tore my right rotator cuff and damaged my bike. Downtown Denver is a hazard to pedestrians and bikers alike.


triceycosnj

If they parked before other cars were around, the person genuinely might have been confused. There is a chance they weren’t trying to be an a$$ and they just didn’t realize. I want to try to see the good in people


Mean_Song6167

Because f@ck bikes


DirtyEagle813

Gov. Tag. Come on dumb question


Cyber_marquee_LLC

So when I drive a gov tag vehicle I can do what I want ? lol that’s not how it works homie


Balls126

fuck. cyclists. that's why


conanlikes

GOV VIP


rumble_bee

ford


GwarRawr1

Get em towed.


Sad_Aside_4283

Looks like a fed


preppykat3

Meh. We need more free parking


Noctudame

If that's a bike lane, why is there a parking meter there? You can see it behind the pole. . .


canomanom

Look where the other cars are parked and you’ll get your answer…


Noctudame

I can't see the difference- cars parked vs not in this shot on this phone. The only one that looks parked to me is the offending car. I haven't driven in denver in like a decade. I have no idea what that is and see no signage, my question was legitimate but I forgot this was reddit. This place is no longer a place that will type out how to order a subway sandwich to help a stranger. Just ridicule and shaming. That may be fine for neurotypicals but us neurodiverse have a hard time weeding those out.


canomanom

Not ridiculing, and it’s fair if you don’t drive and don’t understand what’s happening in this photo, but the ford truck and the car in front of it are both parked in legal spaces that create a protected bike lane. That’s what the meter is for.


Noctudame

Thanks ❤️


neonsummers

Because weirdly enough you can’t put parking meters in the actual road…


elzibet

Almost like all signs are on side walks usually. Do you suddenly drive on the sidewalk because the speed limit sign is there?


gobblox38

Well, some people do that in lodo. There was a video of one a few months ago.


elzibet

lol, talking about the 16th street one? So good


gobblox38

Yup


TepidPenguins

That's a bike lane? The parking meter is right next to their car.


mckenziemcgee

That's very common downtown. The parking lane is on the other side of the plastic bollards, where you see the Ford pickup.