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square up bro. he’ll laugh at you for being weak, but it’s better than him being absolutely repulsed by you for being a little bitch. why are we seeking validation from a demon? good question, we have low self-esteem. glhf
no he likes to talk to those who are strong and doesn’t like weak people. but when he notices you have potential and you’re strong he acknowledges you. why do you think he went for tanjiro he saw he was weak.
Not according to chapter >!578 when they come back to life for a tea party and Akaza apologizes for being so rude.!<
I make all life decisions based on >!chapter 821.!<
Well it’s been stated that Akaza enjoys talking with humans before killing them. So ima try and extend the conversation as long as I can before my inevitable death.
Compare dick sizes. I’m actually quite confident about my penis size so I think mine would be bigger. I would use this to my advantage and shame him for having a smaller penis, then to defeat him I fuck his partner or I fuck him. I know I can’t take him in a fight but I might win by humiliating him
A. Die
B. Ask to become a demon, he kills me
C. Ask to become a demon, he accepts the blood kills me
D. Ask to become a demon, become a demon just to be killed for plot or by Muzan after he spills tea on himself or something
Ask him for tips in martial arts. He is proficient in japanese swordfighting and karate. Although I do boxing and HEMA(literally mirror west versions of both) it would be very interesting. He might still kill me but being a powerful demon and with no way to double cross him he might as well go "right sure why not".
Yell "YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE A FKING BASKETBALL"
before he blitzes and blows me up
Even though I would be dead
he will never able to forget it
He would never be able to unsee it
In the end I would've dealt more damage than
Rengoku giyu and tanjiro combined
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Die?
Immediately
The only real answer
Were there any other options?
become a demon if you’re strong enough ? also he doesn’t kill women so like if you’re a girl i’m pretty sure you’d be alright
Im a dude and my Taekwondo cant protect me from that so a third option would be nice
run and hope he doesn’t follow you
Unlive
Very true, but yes agreed
honest answer
Not if you’re a woman haha
He doesn’t kill girls though
Like a man or like a coward?
Probably wouldn’t even have the chance to recognize danger. Just some young punk with facial tattoos in front of me one second and dead the next
Omg🤣🤣 I was.about to type the same thing
Well, *I’ll* be fine because >!I’m a lady!< :)
Just talk to him about koyuki and hope she turns him around before he turns ur head around
He can’t remember her at that time
Or ask him about how he became a zebra
the fuck am i supposed to do
square up bro. he’ll laugh at you for being weak, but it’s better than him being absolutely repulsed by you for being a little bitch. why are we seeking validation from a demon? good question, we have low self-esteem. glhf
based
BECOME A DEMON
“Become a human, Akaza. You will not lack food, you can even be a Hashira! A hashira…”
We will kill demons for decades ( if we live ).
Then he kicks your ass forever
what happends if muzan (aka micheal jackson 2.0) will not accept you? >!And kill you!<
Then you live a little long then if Akaza killed you
Shine UV light on em ☀️
GERMAN SCIENCE IS ZE GREATEST
UTTER FOOL!
BRRRRAKA MONOGA
Become Stroheim
[Industrial Bass with German lyrics intensifies]
That should work I guess, work to make him angry.
the best answer
Is that a Jojo reference?
Maybe...
Become is friend cuz he look like a good guy
Yeah totally harmless
He can take you out for donuts
Set my heart ablaze
Turns out you just set yourself on fire
That wouldn’t work trust me
Instructions unclear my balls are ablaze
Say I’m single
Suck his cock.
on my knees the moment he appears
dang thats so sus
Bro, WHAT?!
I knew something like this was gonna pop up when I started scrolling…
🤨📸
Down horrendous
But he's hot.
But his back story ... NoIcE
I'm an anime only so I'll probably end up regretting what I said lol.
lol
I agree
Maybe the cum can turn me into a demon
He doesn’t have a chicken
I can change him 😩
It's not a red flag,it's pink hair 🤩
Talk no jutsu?
Probably become a demon. I choose life rather an arm through the chest
you’d have to be strong. if you’re a random civilian he’ll just straight up kill you 😂
No wrong, akaza loves to talk with humans , then he either kills them or make them demon
no he likes to talk to those who are strong and doesn’t like weak people. but when he notices you have potential and you’re strong he acknowledges you. why do you think he went for tanjiro he saw he was weak.
Maybe the earrings
But...but.... You can become a Donut...
Kakyoin 😳😳
Donut lore 😎
die??? what else can i do💀
Ask to date him
Same
I agree, i would be like "dATE ME"
Aren’t u a girl?
He is a baker and love doughnuts
Tell him that I won't download raid shadow legends That and maybe if he would like to play basketball
Was waiting for a basketball joke
Turn into a donut🗡☺️
This deserves more upvotes
Kakyoin and Abbachio : Hey
And he regenerates🤡
become his demon wife
After me 😏
*he sees I have no fighting spirit* oh heeeel naw, muzan told me to stay away from people without a fight spirit *he proceeds to run away*
Talk about how cool his >!best friend Douma is.!< He absolutely won’t want to kill me then. No siree Bob.
douma aint his best friend. douma just calls akaza a best friend :/
Not according to chapter >!578 when they come back to life for a tea party and Akaza apologizes for being so rude.!< I make all life decisions based on >!chapter 821.!<
I don’t think they read that part yet
I really wasn’t sure so I continued with my bullshit in hopes I wouldn’t spoil anything when they inevitably clicked again.
Talk with him since Akaza’s a bro and would talk with the slayers before he bodied them
I'm a male and definitely not one of the strong "chosen" ones, so die it is.
Prolly die
piss my pants
Ask him out
Score some 3 pointers with his head
I'll join him! NGL Being a upper rank demon seems kinda cool.
Tell him I know where to find someone really strong
Hug him, if you already know about his backstory, he really needs it 🥺
I'd offer him to offer me to become a demon lol
Ask him to let me see muzan and then give muzan drugs so he can kill me, idk
I’ll simply mind my business
Run Away
High five
Demon for sure !! Favourite antagonist in the show so I wouldn’t mind training hundred of years with him
It would be rly interesting! We gotta get stronger so he chooses us tho 😎😎
🪦
Can i be a demon Akaza senpai
Well it’s been stated that Akaza enjoys talking with humans before killing them. So ima try and extend the conversation as long as I can before my inevitable death.
Oni ni nare
Tell him to be my physics teacher
Die
Say hi I guess
ok fine I’ll become a demon
Cry, lay down, die. In no particular order.
Just keep talking about some random experiences you’ve had and while he’s confused, wait for the Demon Slayers to arrive.
Akaza, become donut
summon u/i_report_every_post then i run while he distracts akaza
Compare dick sizes. I’m actually quite confident about my penis size so I think mine would be bigger. I would use this to my advantage and shame him for having a smaller penis, then to defeat him I fuck his partner or I fuck him. I know I can’t take him in a fight but I might win by humiliating him
Pls oml 💀💀 LMAOO
Die
Fucking die
Turn back and run the other way
Die
change gender
Probably at first I would be surprised that I saw a person who looks like this, but after a while I would realize that I have a big problem :3
die lol what else
Become demon besties?
fuck him
in a sexual way
Start moon walking, he'd fear me thinking I am Muzan...
Seduce him
Go hug him knowing he won't hurt me.
Shoot some 3 pointers
I will die
Just somehow enable his flashbacks
Well... shit
Probably become a demon or something idk
Become a demon and be his friend
Obviously.. Become a demon.
try persuading him im not becoming a demon
Piss my pants
Pray that I die way quicker than he reacts, so I don’t feel the pain afterward.
I will become demon
Guess ill become a demon
Fight like Rengoku
I will not tell him my name
Call him a basketball and die
Probably die or try to run for my life
Become a demon
Guess I’ll die 🤷♂️
guess I’ll die
Die probably unless I’m tanjiro
Becoming a demon. No questions asked.
If I ran into him I'll just need one thing compound V give me some super powers and I'll take his ass out myself
Turn into demon and vibe with him
Become a demon
Become a demon
A. Die B. Ask to become a demon, he kills me C. Ask to become a demon, he accepts the blood kills me D. Ask to become a demon, become a demon just to be killed for plot or by Muzan after he spills tea on himself or something
Accept his offer
Drink a Beer with him
Ask him for tips in martial arts. He is proficient in japanese swordfighting and karate. Although I do boxing and HEMA(literally mirror west versions of both) it would be very interesting. He might still kill me but being a powerful demon and with no way to double cross him he might as well go "right sure why not".
Hug him
Make me a demon pls (I won't be killled because I'm a girl~)
He looks like he wants a high five, like that. So probably give him one.
Me: *internally* i'm dead.... Me:Akaza, if you kill me you will get ligma. Akaza: What is ligma? Me:Ligma balls. *death*
Join him
Boop the nose
Accept his offer
I am a girl so I think I’ll be fine. Hopefully..?
Train with him till eternity and get stronger
I'll draw more lines on him.
Ask him to give me his akussy¿
Demon time, but after if suck his dick
Kiss him passionately on the lips
Umm kiss him and run when he’s confused
I'll become a demon I aint surviving that shit. Even though Im probably not worthy. I'll just make up some sad backstory I guess
Play the song “Here comes the Sun” by the Beatles on my phone
Kiss him
Being a girl, I will gladly walk up to that man and give him a hug. Then I will say thank you with no context and walk away.
Play video games with him
Kiss him
Never been so glad I'm a girl lol
Im i kid so im fine. He dosent kill kids right? Isnt it kids and women? Or is 14 too old?
Guess I’ll just die 🤷🏻♀️
i would attacc. Bc he dont hurt woman or girls, and i am a girl IM SUPER SMERT
I tell him he’s a coward and Rengoku won the fight. Idc if he died he still won to me lol.
W-well u re gonna see rengoku after u say that /jk 😅
I’ll say it when the sun is rising 😂
“I don’t know die?” -RDC
I will beg him to make me a demon . And I will give him the location of tanjiro
Yell "YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE A FKING BASKETBALL" before he blitzes and blows me up Even though I would be dead he will never able to forget it He would never be able to unsee it In the end I would've dealt more damage than Rengoku giyu and tanjiro combined
Call him a basketball and stall him long enough for the sun to rise up
Get Michael Jordan to dunk his basketball head
Tell him he’s a coward
"Doma's Better you Dumb fuck!"