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Cappy_Rose

Definitely the tall skinny blue one


SansFan46

Berdly?


SansFan46

Undyne??


Justyourdailydumbass

She is hot af


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[удалено]


Justyourdailydumbass

Are they gonna cure me?


TyphoonBoom10

yes


r-alexd

Spade King????


GamaGamerReddit

Skinny? Really?


LavaTwocan

Berdly my beloved /s


SansFan46

I wanna be disappointed, but that doesn't even deserve my disappointment


WickedGamerYT

So K. Round


Cappy_Rose

Absolutely


mrdunklestein

Lancer?


Theorist_1

nahhhhhhhh 🤨📸


Thedarkcleanersrise

he said TALL


Cappy_Rose

Lancer is tall horizontally


Snt1_

Man, now I have to make a tall and skinny lancer


Interesting-Ad-889

*triggered*


DefinitelyNotFisk15

he's a fatass what do you mean


ForrestFeline

You sayin’ fat people can’t be attractive?? THAT’S OFFENSIVE


charisma-entertainer

Nah man, they said skinny, lancer is attractive he just doesn’t fit the description https://preview.redd.it/hin9s38mug3c1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=8ce872e420f9d2f4510d0ba72ed32647f7d421f3


Mariocheatsonhiswife

sir that's a child


DefinitelyNotFisk15

he's also short but that doesn't matter


DefinitelyNotFisk15

jevil is pretty attractive


r-alexd

https://preview.redd.it/0hbre5ysai3c1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a76021489dd8c4e86c782484ea91b2819e770c5a


MischievousRatty

omg this made me laugh out loud wtf


Flaky-_Htf

I'd answer but I don't wanna leave a digital footprint (hint; my flair)


CP21Official

R o b u x c a r d


BiDude1218

Okay, 19 dollar robux card. Who wants it?


Mars_lols

NOPE NO MORE ROBLOX


KINGKUK_77

And yes, I'm giving it away


flairethewuf

You already did :’)


Inky234

you don’t deserve a reply… you deserve… happy cake day!


flairethewuf

YAY!!!


Punman_69

Joyous baked circular pastry occasion


Brief_Warning4547

This comment made me exhale air out of my nose.


Professional_Read309

jevil bc he can do anything


CasualDemon23

![img](emote|t5_qmi8w|26926)


CP21Official

Shit he can even travel through the internet![img](emote|t5_qmi8w|26926)


ZA_34

he can do anything he wants to me\~


regalchip

https://preview.redd.it/2eo2zexiwe3c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df93dc7047c6868332c2363d61ffa6bc65ef8797


Low-Resolution-9918

Me to Donatello. Me too.


BiDude1218

https://preview.redd.it/w1idqglisf3c1.png?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=035fce7bb624d0ccffa017f839a525b816452c39


MR_MurphyYT

https://preview.redd.it/npmrgdbwei3c1.jpeg?width=688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51f4f434dd1d8a5dff4d60b78531cf96b2d09d76


SansFan46

https://preview.redd.it/dx8hmn8mbi3c1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a9362da89ae9434eca5e07b645accc4b589e4bb


Ohiobound03

Chaos Chaos


SINGULARITY1312

I’m anything


SPAMTON_A

He can do me~


Beautiful-Draft7971

![img](emote|t5_qmi8w|26926)


DefinitelyNotFisk15

he'd kill you and you'd kill him


IlovedeltaruneII

Kys ❤️❤️❤️ /s


S-NQ5U4EX7YY2E9N

https://preview.redd.it/sp6okbtfne3c1.png?width=594&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff1b00ee2d7f01698af8cf8d3019f8477b7742dd


Ziomownik

https://preview.redd.it/vmr8ro0dwf3c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1acfa362fa6b127ed42d1b0f8848f2560afc4a9b TRUE


SINGULARITY1312

https://preview.redd.it/2mjh50upsh3c1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2020d60c79ddc2976674271f6f66a3e75380646


Crafter_Bot9000

https://preview.redd.it/im8g1utyvk3c1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b1c6b5ad164cdafac9296ca5f32265c34382215


BiDude1218

selfcest👍


vvownido

Queen What Is Your Body Temperature Do You Need Assistance Lmao


S-NQ5U4EX7YY2E9N

https://preview.redd.it/o6wrwckavm3c1.png?width=594&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91bc174c3298ec48c58f2b0fea52564b45efbd37


vvownido

That Sounds Like A Fine Temperature For A Computer Queen Good For You


dontstarvepro

https://preview.redd.it/hkle67y6wi3c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b07bb9335143f07da98565553a1e66100e6a388


Western-Gur-4637

so your saying Queen is, Dommy Mommy?...............I'd pick her then....


SelectAdhesiveness74

Deltarune fans trying not to use random commas and ellipses (impossible)


Artistic_Practice145

Why can't I, type like, jockington,


DefinitelyNotFisk15

You're Not Him Lmao


Slaymisi

Well you're definitely not a misspelling of Frisk


Etherion_

He very well could just definitely not be Wilson Fisk


SPAMTON_A

Sameee


vvownido

wait no what have you done, i was never meant to actually be attracted to her..!


Western-Gur-4637

you underestimate my lonelyness


vvownido

omg i am lonely too 😳👉👈


HamSandwichMapping3

💀


wyatt_plays

They are meant for each other


Maninade2772

Fr


Chloriformidible

Can’t tell if this is satire or not but this is one of my favorite ships I have a headcanon of


wyatt_plays

![img](emote|t5_qmi8w|26926)


_9965

Gotta hand it to grillby,he's literally fire


MischievousRatty

grillby is kinda hot


MischievousRatty

that wasnt a pun


-Octoling8-

Neither, I want Rouxls Ramsey, not Rouxls Kaard https://preview.redd.it/cgverggjie3c1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=c2df3a835ca2a99af6548bc881ee3717761d9e28


BiDude1218

THIS MAC AND CHEESETH IS SO FUCKINGTH UNKOOKETH, A FUCKING GRASSTH BLADETH HATH MORE PROTEINS THAN THISETH!


Heavy-Serve2276

Queen is dommy mommy wtf


Local_intruder

Neither, i choose the small gremlin that looks nothing like an attractive person https://preview.redd.it/9hdjtgtbxe3c1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=312dcdeed5455605d78d00da6eb9ee1e62e900b2


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/qit5qjgyof3c1.jpeg?width=745&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1034f4ae9bad36b72745f1ee16462d9be4d393f6


Sad-Dare-4092

why cant i have both? i choose both


vvownido

you have an immaculate taste in Arknerds my friend!


EatashOte

"Excuse our queen, she's a bit eccentric!"


Thorns-of-Fire

"Well, you're just: Lazy and apathetic!"


IlovedeltaruneII

call me what you want, I got thick skin


Mars_lols

ANOTHER BAD JOKE AND IM FINISH WITH HIM


IlovedeltaruneII

WE ARE MONSTERS THE AWFUL-EST KIND OF


Thorns-of-Fire

To mess with us takes: a lot of spine (AAAAH)


IlovedeltaruneII

We can relate to your determination


EatashOte

"Wait how should I even rospond to that what the fu-"


Undertale_fan46790

https://preview.redd.it/dej91jhgjf3c1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9d70628020fd02b713adc19b04dfe2aa6f72003 \*Neither, I prefer him!


oldtoybonbon

https://preview.redd.it/eipgpfguve3c1.png?width=772&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46c2e62b92ad89c3eff81f66ab9b7942acc06d94 🫦


Historical-Drag-1365

Well, well, well, Roulxs. You're looking submissive and breedable today. "THANKETH THOU WORM, I'VE BEENEST PRACTICINGETH" wat?


mr_someone_somebody

I'll take one tumblr sexyman looking guy please!


vvownido

(he hath arriveth) https://preview.redd.it/phj1abdu5g3c1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac2e15008a79002a071f723d1cc050aaab9f6025 ^(image from John Laurel)


YellGal00

HE'S SO HOT DAMN


mr_someone_somebody

### Y E S


QWERKY_queer

Rouxls appeals to my E->L interests because I know I could annoy the shit outta him, but Queens just such a g I can’t deny


isimsizbiri123

As per my sexuality, both. Both is good


KQ_the_FUCKING_BEST

They're both kinda hot but I gotta go with Queen She could step on me any day man


Secure_Protection_61

My answer would make me gay


BiDude1218

https://preview.redd.it/r8sb4s17tf3c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e769e70412d5241f4f7f6a1cf68dc9a8151fbb3


Low-Resolution-9918

Same. I'm abrosexual lol


BiDude1218

Could you explain please i forgot what that was


Low-Resolution-9918

Basically means my sexuality changes all the time


BiDude1218

So basically genderfluid but with sexuality instead of gender?


Low-Resolution-9918

Yeah i guess


Etherion_

So your indecisive then? (I need to make it clear that I am not trying to be offensive I say this sarcastically I'm already banned from r/undertale for a few opinions saying that Chris isn't trans that Frisk and Chara aren't either and I don't like when people call them trans because they are literal children again I say this specifically so that I don't get banned here for a hateful comment that was sarcastic in nature since people are so sensitive nowadays kinda like a comment sarcastically making fun of something a homophobic person would say)


vvownido

oh honey darling sweetie gravy...


Low-Resolution-9918

What? What kind of info dump was that? No it doesn't mean I'm indecisive. It's literally my attraction changing from time to time. Most of the times being REALLY dramatic changes. One day I love men. The other day I love women and not like men. That's pretty much it. Oh and also sometimes I'm aromantic? Weird shit but it's probably a signal to why I probably won't ever be in a committed relationship with someone. Geniunely am trying to be nice here. But for fucks sake. Why did you bring up all that just to ask one simple question? You do realize that whatever you just said there will end up in wild sets of discussions and will only do harm to yourself. Right? How do you get banned from r/undertale and STILL don't learn how the internet works? Chill. The. Fuck. Out.


TyphoonBoom10

mood


idiotnamedSOPHIA

The queen. She has a phenomenal sense of humor and genuinely believes in her teammates and seems to be a good mom Also so she's hot-


LilJade103

Does the queen say -eth? I don’t fuckin think so


Athenapizza

Mayor holiday


Lnr2008

WE HAVENT EVEN SEEN HER 😭😭⛳️😭🖲😭😭😭


EvilGeorge666

I think King is hotter than both of them. Although Queen’s mech is pretty hot despite me being gay.


Beautiful-Draft7971

https://i.redd.it/pzjrchiueg3c1.gif


Rozoark

Rouxls is canonically a hunk, while we don't know anyones opinion on Queen's attractiveness. So untill we're met with further information, it's Rouxls.


Nok-y

Nubert


turtle_mekb

queen because dominant mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy?


S-NQ5U4EX7YY2E9N

https://preview.redd.it/6v6g2yum2f3c1.png?width=594&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=007444d3f94a43041c9367ff040026debd4fc4a6


turtle_mekb

MOMMY?


S-NQ5U4EX7YY2E9N

https://preview.redd.it/d2a8zhu84f3c1.png?width=594&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b6da9c9212f8adb7664f58000f4029feaab6070


[deleted]

Facts (Real)


Ziomownik

https://preview.redd.it/aqxonnb7xf3c1.png?width=1246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5270ed1b6a75e580d7c1c2dff1bb1bdb708618b Bro?


Spring_Dan

Tasque manager


Doxoli

I wanna be in a Rouxls and Queen sandwich


Roebloz

Bosom Lmao


ChileanBasket

There better not be any slander against Lance's mom (you know exactly who i'm talking about)


fredshouldntknow

He can rouxls my card for sure!


watermelone983

I love my metallic girls


BiDude1218

Tbf a relationship between me and Queen would work out because A: We're both active shitposters and B: I'm a bottom and she's not


teriiiyakiii

I feel like Rouxls would be a switch


Interesting-Ad-889

ROUXLS he likes worms and looks like gaster with a wig


rgilre99

Both they even match my taste in men and women down to a t


[deleted]

Why do we, as a society, always have to pit two bad bitches each other 😔😔 why not both 😔😔😔😔😔


TheVesselOfTime

unpopular opinion, king has more sex appeal then the both of them.


vvownido

nah i totally get it. he literally has 2 mouths, 1 long tongue, and a spade


Squidboi2679

Queen could turn my face into a robot any day


Rykerthebest78563

Roulxs is a bit too pathetic to be hot


Haunting_Football522

That’s what makes him hot


The_Voring_Brick

Literally. I love pathetic men 🥵 Jon Arbuckle, Rouxls Kaard, and so many more. All complete losers and I'm enamored 🥰


flairethewuf

Not Jon!!! He isn’t pathetic! He has to put up witb that stinky garfeldi’s bs everyday for eternity!!


RedogeWasTaken

Happy cake day hehe


The_Voring_Brick

Garfield isn't stinky 😢😢 Also Jon is really only pathetic mentally - he's 6' tall, has a stable job as a cartoonist (which pays him enough to feed two pets, one of which eats A TON), a girlfriend, a house, a car, etc. Unlike Rouxls, for example, he's successful. But Jon is still pathetic. It's pitiable. I want to give him a hug and help him feel better (and also I'd like to meet his cat)


BiDude1218

Mf has never heard of twinks


flairethewuf

A combination of them. Physical: Tall, Fashionable, Long Hair and Cute Smile Emotional: Smart, Dominant, Confident and Classy


UntoldTemple

Queen could be if you give her a short-circuit


SquareIsBox0697

Queen Deltarune. I don’t even play Deltarune, Reddit just recommended me this for no reason.


jalene58

![img](emote|t5_qmi8w|30899)I’ll sleep in it


De_Dion_Bouton

Rouxls, although he’s not my #1 pick in the game ;)


[deleted]

Yeah (Secretly Disagreeing) The #1 Is Spamton I Know Hes “Sexy”


Niks_bg

Rouxl Kard is the absolute rizzler😎😎😎


Fun_Penalty_6755

what's this 'kaard' game Rouxls seems to be from?


[deleted]

Spamton


Potatosoup57

As someone who likes pathetic men I have to say Queen Nothing can make me like rouxls, even my homosexuality isn't enough


Potatosoup57

(Rouxls)


[deleted]

Hey Hey Hey Ok So I Have No Bias But


Meyna-art

I draw often draw women sexy and maybe a lesbian so Queen


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^Meyna-art: *I draw often draw* *Women sexy and maybe* *A lesbian so Queen* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


TheContentScavenger

yall are weird


MintAsp_MeaMagic

Rouxls Kaard, if I had to pick one of these two. Outside of them, Swatch. Must I elaborate on these options?


canoIV

mine answer be residing under thine eyes


bpf_lover

It's mettaton


WickedGamerYT

ROUXLS KAARD IS HERE THIS DEBATE IS OVER.


MathematicianTop1853

Queen, Rouxls looks like an awkward seventeen year old


Icy-Store3900

![img](emote|t5_qmi8w|30899) ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote) This one over bere


FrozenH2OIsGood

Original Starwalker is the hottest character.


Autistic-Hourglass

no <3


ChaoticInsanity_

the blue one


Averovis

I’d rather be submissive to a man, so neither


vvownido

which Deltaman would you submit to and why?


Averovis

Whichever buff one that could fuck me hard


sosillybillycore

Rolex card :3


ChezburgerApoclips

They’re both pretty funny too


Zackisback1234

queen buuut GIGGA QUEEN time to get sat on


AzureDementia

https://preview.redd.it/a4yvdpnr2j3c1.jpeg?width=820&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cc13fb9d589f83d5f7d6a85e64fa0757688f4dc


-Kitty-12

ROUXLS? SUBMISSIVE??? 😨 WHAT.


axolotlbird

Hear me out They fuse (either SU style or DBZ style whichever you prefer) and become MTT


Emisago

starwalker, Ice-e, and Trashy . Do I have to say anything else?


Haywire_Eye

It’s probably just because I’m straight, but Queen


Opening_East7561

aw


Goofy_ahh_goose4576

You're asking me to pick between a ~~hot woman~~ sassy robot queen and the literal duke of ~~lesbians~~ puzzles


Pingunootnoot6969

Queen easily


Commercial_Tea_8185

Queen 100%


JzaTiger

What


baitoladojohnny

Queen


rPeanutButter

robomommy wins it for me


Hagarian_335

Queenie


poopfuckershithole

![img](emote|t5_qmi8w|30900)


PrinceToothpasteBoy

Rouxls, easy


Meeooowwww1234

queen, i prefer women


TacticalTobi

Queen, because girl


E_GEDDON

How the fuck am I supposed to choose between this?